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Once a bread face, always a bread face!

You hardly hear of the "runaway fadas"!
Only the SWEEEEEET MOTHERS.

dangotesmummy:
wow.see enjoyment

No go get constipation o

You mean DIO-rrrrhea?�

loveymom:

Seeeeee? Datzzz the spirit.
Nothing hard like dat o.
Happiness is IN YOUR HANDS! Period.
If you count on GOD, man, woman, child, animal OR JUJU? You don MIZZZZZZZZ road walahi!

loveymom:
Lol thanks you just made me laff with this your comment muccheeeecheeeeche

Oh yes o!
If dem gee you wan punch, GEE DEM 2 back.( I dun mean physical violence o)
First to quench ke.
All na game of "Chess"!
Very SWEEEEET!

None from BIAFRICA?

loveymom:
It's not easy going with the flow.

Am still struggling after 9 years of marriage. There are things I find difficult to overlook which has made me a sadist.

Am 70% sad and 30% happy.

Soooooooooo, you went into marriage looking for happiness ehn?
Ya "God" don do you "499" not "419" o!

The best part of marriage na "THE PRE-WEDDING SUFFERING AND SMILING PHOTOS" o.
Don't be deceived darling.

Abi you nor get mama and papa?
When you are married to a NIGERIAN/AFRICAN MAN ESPECIALLY, EXPECT THE VERY WORST. No surprises there.

Abeg go h-ask "Mrs. Pastor Suleiman" how to h-enjoy marriage jare!

9 years inmarriage? You still dey for honeymoon o!
Poor you.
Pele o.

Ya happiness-sadness ratio go soon reach ZERO:HUNDRED ke!
Brace yasef for IMPACT.

dangotesmummy:
k baby you fine o.which owambe you dey go where you wear gele like this
So you're in naija now abi?

Hope you're enjoying our beautiful country

Thanks my darling. Longest time.
I h-enjoy "our" country wella wella o.
I chop niallllllly BURST!
Na one heavy party I come attend o.
I don land back for Trioumphant Trump Land sha.

Welcome back sis. I don mizzzzzz ya gaaaaaaan.
You are absolutely correct.
All "they" do is MAKE NOISE.
You would have thought The whole south-east would be finer than Dubai and Las Vegas combined by now.
Shioooooooooooot


Please, FAYA ON!!!!
You have my permission.

Welcome back darling.
Up MAMA KJNG!!!!
You don marry, you don born.
Make ya h-enemies go chop "konkray"!

Nigerian women are getting smarter.
Drop the ZERO, and get a HERO!

No future ambition course.
I even tink say na "gadiance and can-selling"!
Mtcheeeeeeew

Who nor go graduate with honors for marketing and advertising nyansh?

"Writing the city"?

Nnamdi Kanu aka PAPA BIAFRA must hear this oooooooooo
Chinekeeeeeee nu gbueeeeh!!!!

Dog dey bark!
Saraki to set up wetin?
To determine the health status of a CORPUS CHRISTI?
You wan put san-san for LEGISLOOTOCRACY?
LWKMD!!!!
An acquitted THIEF to set up panel ni?
These Nigerian-Diaporeans should learn to mind their "Trumpy business" I swear.
Mtcheeeeeeew

With nothing to do for the rest of his natural life, make im go try get "WASC" na.
Shior.

At least accomplish sointin to take to the grave.

Yet we no get light.

At least we know why China get debt. Wetin Nigeria dey do for dia?
Borehole efry wia with untreated, polluted water full of ring worms!
All those boreholes around Nigeria will soon turn into 1 big gigantic earthquake ke!

Useless debts with nothing to show for them.
Twa!

The TREKKING continues.

What a lovely couple.
Too bad they could not make it work.

They are still trekking to FIND BUHARI!

When men start having periods. . . .
They become worse than women!

Thank our lucky stars.
May we never encounter these kinds of "friends"!
Amen.

The death of Jesus.
Very SADISTIC!

MrBrownJay1:
The whole book is filled with atrocities upon atrocities.... And then someone will tell you that god is "perfect" in every ways possible, but he has issues with his finances and need your tithe money for help.

What a joke.

GBAM!
Nothing to add, subtract, multiply or divide.
E.O.D.

Religion is a HUGE JOKE!

Only an imperfect GOD can create an IMPERFECT WORLD.

Please, send him or her back to the school of creation!

Leave Satan out of it!

lepasharon:
I heard black sugar daddies are stingy

Only to women who have no jobs in the "jungle of Africa"!
Abi any "sugar daddy" fit pay my bills for life?
He will surely go BROKE!

Muchechechecheche

So happy for you sis Tonto!
Your happiness is my happiness.
Sooooo GLAD you are free from the "disease spreading monster"!

Hotshawarma:
is that why you are pouring spit on your body??...take it easy

Abeg stay ya lane!

No doubt he or she exists.
But he or she is a SADIST who loves the see human suffering with disease and death.
If you cannot create a perfect world why "rest on the 7th day"?
Nonsence!

Because "things" change after marriage.
Simple.
You go with the "flow"!

Because men become insecure with aggressively successful women!

Especially BLACK MEN!

MOST Nigerian women do ke.
They even pay for the "pre-wedding" pics!
Abi you nor wan answer "MRS"?
How many Nigerian men get work fa?

His sins are catching up with him.
All the females victimized sexually and physically on the "road to success" don win.
No wonder his wife took off!
No peace for the wicked!
Amen!!!


Hi is "FEELING DA JUJU"!
He cannot do "SHUKUSHUKU" again.
Muchechecheche

Nigerian men at work.
No humiliation, no success for WOMEN.

My darling AMERICA!!!! I bless and worship you forever!
Even if NIGERIA lives 500 years like you, AMERICA, it would regress further by 1000 years to primitivity! No hope of civilization lai lai.
Thanks again to MEN!

Dem must see ya toto before you "cross the gate of fame or shame"!

Tufiakwa!!!!

Nigeria!
Fantastically AMORAL!
Thanks to THE MEN.