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Don't beat children, una nor go hear.
An angry child becomes an angry BEAST of THE-EAST-LONDON!

Okwa "iheanacho"?

No "rrapee"?
SURPRISE-SURPRISE!!!

About time.
Enough of his "iranu abacha" thrashy lyrics.

Abeg Phyno, take a hint!

Original "Jew Man"!
If not Lagos, you for die a virgin for that your Ebonyi tropics I swear.

I give the girls hand wey "shook" that your local shuku-shuku.

I can only dramatic, IGBOTIC "hapulum dross" moves!

Kai! OSUOFIA IN BANANA ISLAND!!!!

Damn!

Lovely couple.

Yet we are still searching for our OLD GOAT that got lost in one DAURA farm o!

78 year old mumu wey no know imsef.
Mtcheeeeeeew

The best part of marriage.
After that. . . . Game ova!

Samankwe!

The only result when LOCAL boys are cursed with a few coins in their piggy banks.

We nor go hia word again ooooooo

E MONEY MISS ROAD!

armyofone:
Lol, at DIY kit.

Na the only tin wey fit gif me peace of mind o. Dem days are soooooo OVA!!!

Before "horn" grow for inside my wetin-call. Some diseases never get name or description nowadays o. I nor wan catch wey dey the tin wey dey for only AFICA o.
Na ritual be dat. Oyinbo nor go find the cure lai lai. Shegey!!!!

EfemenaXY:
Kanwulia!!

I've missed you, you this crazy lady

Still as crazy as a fox o.
Good to see ya!

Asaba is in the "South East"?

Hmmmm

If na Yoruba or Hausa First Lady, dem go try
am?

South-South will always suffer in the hands of the North and West.

Turai hid a corpse of a president and collect past, current and future pension on Yaradua's dead body. Talk about MASSIVE FRAUD.

Who harass any political nuisance from the North or West. Including TINUBU, the drug PUSHER?

Mtcheeeeeeew

Very normal.
Nothing genuine out there. Mostly FAKE AZZZZZES.
After tasting all the "rotten" azzzzez out there.
MOST of dem nor get work but to sleep online looking for some lost, desperate, sex-starved entities to spread diseases to.
Sheeeeesh.

Nothing to offer abeggggggi.
If I see one MORE blokos in my lifetime, AMMO PUKE OUT MY GUTS!

All small boys do these days is to show pictures of their blokoses on WhatsApp to swindle you off your bank account balance. The girls nko? DIRTY GOLD-DIGGERS struggling to escape poverty.

Thank my agnostic God for marriage jor.

I don't feel ANYTHING for OPPOSITE or SAME sex!
I go wash my nyansh and keep am dry.

Or use my "do-it-yasef" kit!

When na so-so fufu dem dey chop and forget to go practice ke. Then sleep with "ganja" as pillows and carry women to kpansh from dusk to dawn.
Lazzzzzzy oafs!

All I can see is a HUUUUGE ROD between his legs.
Chai!!!!

Seeeeee MEAT!!!
Toke, you go wound ooooo. . . . .
Corrrrrrrtect 15 inches in "resting state of affairs"!

Deh-li-shus.
The good ol days when I could swallow this and jara without sweating.

Over to the young generation jor.
Ain't ready to see "my God" yet!
Shioooooooooor.

Singing to masef. . . .

Rara ooo
Forget about the "big tins". . .
Make we talk about the "small tins" ooooo




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yul2-4mc6mg

Why are people so wicked?
What an invasion of privacy.

Waits for "Davido's" olodomatic transcript too.
He will be WORSE. Olodo "shuku-shuku".
Na efrybarry fit go school?

When you can set people ablaze in broad daylight without trial all because of jungle justice abi?

Anyone can point at you and the senseless mob will lynch your azzzze on the spot.

It should be #1 MOST DANGEROUS COUNTRY in the GLOBE!

Anything BAAAAAD, Nigeria must top the chart.

Tufiakwa.

ugofr:
thank you so much... always be focused even your husband can sell you out...no one knows the thoughts of heart, some do it intentionally or unintentionally. BE WISE.

Amen.
Trust NO ONE.

As long as AFONJAS are happy.
That was the agreement.
Buhari was sponsored as a figure head only.
TINUBU rules from his DRUG-BARON THRONE!

Osibanjo "the dwarf" is TINUBU's houseboy!
Fayose, abeg stop asking stupid questions.

Wrong thread. . . >>>>>>>>

It will always be one-sided because MEN are the chief CULPRITS! The women and children only learn from them.

Show me one abusive woman and I will show you 10 abusive men that messed up her body and soul.

Looters from what year?
Which calendar court wan use?
From military era or from civilian era
Yeye dey smell.

Boys with MEN-O-PAUSE!

Na lingerie or swimsuit be dis?
Who goes to bed in this kind of outfit?

Hmmmmm!
Girls and boys are not safe from MEN in Nigeria and the world at large.

So, why did the Christian God rest on the 7th day if he saw that "all was good"?

419 GOD!
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeew!

Sahara R head dey pursue this man o.
Strong juju! Chai!!!!

Will the man stay perfect?
There is no such thing as s "perfect man"!
919 topic.

You need to STAY in your lane in life ALWAYS, not just in marriage.

Always keep a safe distance between you and EVERYONE, including YOUR HUSBAND.

Stay focused on your goals in and out of marriage.

Moving on from thread.
The man nor hungry me reach so.
Disgusting pig of a woman.

You just take one day at a time.
Not easy, but life must go on.

In marriage, you never have the same goals. You can only compromise.

Do you blame other men for settling for BABY MAMAS?

You married a girl because she got pregnant?
Children born out of wedlock are less honored than those born in "unholy matrimony?

This is 2017, not 1817!
A couple does NOT have to live together to provide the basics or best for any child.
Ask DAVIDO or FLAVOR!

Consider this marriage OVER. The girl was not ready for marriage. Simple.
Let her go, she needs to grow up.

Destined2win:
Verbal or physical

Any any.
All of the above.

Abusive personality.