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See her forehead... this is how to report sexually themed news... include the woman's picture lets know if it was weed or konji or village people...in this case its Konji because this forehead no be here.

Soludo, the one term Governor.

Anti-japa people consists of two sets of people - THE DEMONS and THE POSSESSED, because WTF is your concern about migration that has been happening since the foundations of the Earth? People in 1st world countries Japa also, why do you want people to be in same circumstances as you are!? God punish Teresa May for that her announcement in 2011, shey I for dun become British Citizen by now, fking tories and pandering to nativism.

If he stole billions of public funds, they would have arranged a party for him. They are only angry with him for stealing small things.

R.I.P to the Woman, but that's how most of these Arewa babes are, she would have married him if he was a wealthy Chinese Muslim man, when it comes to marriage, the marry their fellow Muslims - according to religious teachings, but that does not stop them from being materialistic, they are just low-key about it.

Finding its way? or its already there. I love how Northerners view themselves as a bunch of moral homo sapiens. Every sin man commits, they also commit, they just know how to cover it up.

A man lusts after another woman other than his wife, he spends a good sum of money wooing her, she finally agrees. ideally sexual intercourse should be approx. 30 minutes minus pre-intimacy. Now the man wants to "enjoy" the fruits of his labor by extending his natural bodily capacity to copulate, thus he takes above the recommended dosage, deducing that for example 2 tablets, would be twice the hardness and lasting power.
The man releases in the first round, but instead of resting, he insists on a second round to show himself a workman needing not to be ashamed and also "enjoy" the fruits of his labor.
His heart beats fast and faster, he is gasping for air but he can't fall his hand on top of and in-between his wife's tailor's bare thick thighs.
Heart attack.
Woman shouts for help.
It seems that no man dies making love to his wife, but always to a mistress...interesting.
So therefore, I believe its heart attack caused by the excessive usage of either natural herbs or pills or both.

She get big nyash ?

I just hope they don't release inside the women...the men need to stand up for the women and the kids.

YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE THAT IS MARRIED IN THAT MARRIAGE, YOUR "WIFE" IS SINGLE.

Afodot0022:
Good day naira landers and happy holiday. I am writing this base on the challenge am having in my marriage. Some of you might have known little about the issue i had previously cos i brought it to the forum.

It happened that my wife was having emotional affairs with another man which i knew through her chat.

Though family and pastor were involved and have tried everything to resolve the issue between us. I have decided to forgive and forget and also give her a second chance even though it was a difficult situation for me, I decided to let go cos of my two daughters and don't want them to share from a broken home.

Now the issue am still having is that my wife has promise to change and be a better person and also promise to cut any emotional tile with the man. But I wasn't confident with that, so i told her to block this guy on all social media and also delete his number so there wont be any communication between them cos i sense if they both keep in touch, they might go back to what they were doing before. She got angry when i told her this and she said she can't block the guy cos they have been friends for many years even before she got married to me.

She started dating the guy last year under my roof and her reason was that i pushed her to do such act cos i wasn't giving her enough attention and love which is totally a lie.

So house, pls just let me know if i did wrong by telling her to block the guy or i over did it. I just felt blocking him will be best for us cos i noticed my wife is not fully detached from this guy emotionally.

Pls if you are in my shoes, what will you do house. If you want to get more insight about what transpired, you can go to my details nairaland.

Pls mod, help me by doing the needful.

Money and good pen!sing.

Will someone tell the Poster that ALL THE ELITE IN NIGERIA HAVE 2ND PASSPORTS from your Political leaders to your Business leaders to your Religious leaders. So the Poster can to hell with his ANTI-JAPA write-up.

Suspend ! someone that should be sacked !

Disgusting.

Their "poor salary" is still higher than your minimum wage.

The most intentionally useless arm of Government.

Like your pvssy.

COMPAQ:
Very shallow!

You no well. The important thing is that they are rescued on time and that they didn't release inside the woman.

Braveboi1:
So what is there in sharing a kpekus that was given to you Free of charge by God, did you pay any money to God for the kpekus? if some people were God eh they can be stingy with air

You can wake up one morning, put a call to your driver's wife and tell her you will take care of her, you prove this by sending her 500,000.00 Naira. You satiate your lust with her, and she gets pregnant as a result. This is where you rich privilege in Nigeria kicks in - you won't pay child-support for life, everyone will blame the woman and your wife won't divorce you.
You read your wife's IG Post swearing for homewreckers and declaring how much your love for each other is very much strong while her tailor comes out of the shower and joins you in bed in the hotel you booked for your tryst.
Note: Don't try it in the West, you will be so bankrupt ehn!

When the Government can't protect its citizens, criminals will thrive, ask the Northerners how they're faring.

They won't still give you ticket, one-term governor.

She dey fok her boss, but the boss no know say she get bae.

Sucking prick.

You people always be either attaching your wives pictures or stating their most eye-catching assets e.g big breast or nyash.

May your state experience ten times the destruction and pains that crude oil exploration has inflicted on the Niger-Delta.

Ye! Ye! I hereby convene the National Council of Name Checkers of Nigeria.

And the kidnappers must have made a lot of deposits.

TOPCRUISE:
They must have emptied the bank.

As in! They can't enjoy normal knacking, it has to be violent.

Pwettylinda:
Them don vuck their pussies scatter with uncircumcised Islamic preek

Omo I can't imagine what they have gone through, it's a miracle they were not returned pregnant, maybe just sore mouths and throats only.