₦airaland Forum

Jesus himself attended a party organised by sinners...and even gave them wine!

Jesus was violently criticised and vehemently opposed in the days of his earthly ministry....but we cherish his feats today as a hero for humanity - our Messiah and Savior. THAT IS HISTORY!!

This Rev Fr is doing this now and everyone want his head for dancing with a masquerade...but no one cares to know if he's following a divine revelation to him. HISTORY MIGHT REMEMBER HIM THAN YOU!!!

A prophet in the Bible was once instructed to marry a harlot (Hosea 1:2); if it were in these days, someone will come to Nairaland and claim that she was his customer beforehand.

People are spiritually myopic, if not totally blind.

For your information, I'm not a Catholic and don't plan of being one for now; but let's mind what we say.

Shalom Aleichem.

ugohemma:
Everywhere fire..
God help us

As in.....

From FUTMinna....to FUTOwerri....to Ambrose Ali....and still counting.....

Inferno era

Luvdk:
Lol just try that on me n see if I will not kill you

You mean you would love to have extramarital affairs?

Coz only those with such mindset react the way you're currently reacting.

ddjay:
OYA THE PEOPLE OF KOGI STATE IN NAIRALAND, GO AND TELL DINO MALAYE THAT ANOTHER AMERICAN IS THROWING AWAY HIS OLD CAR, SO THAT HE CAN USE IT TO SHINE IN NIGERIA and his kingsmen

Why the attack on Kogites?
That's an unwarranted sectional statement you've made!!!

Politricks

Deliverance might be of help to your family.

Consult a Prophet, Bishop, Pastor etc...there are many of them.

What your father is suffering from is beyond ordinary.

He's been metaphysically remoted; and you may end up inheriting the trend

This one na news too?

When you do the needful, even your enemies will celebrate (with) you.

Ride on, Governor N.E. Wike...the Bulldozer!

Just within this week two Federal Universities have destroyed properties.

First, FUTMinna students burn down school clinic and other valuables due to the medical negligence of nurses which led to the death of a student.

Now it is destruction in FUTO, and you call it a peaceful protest.

Maka why?

Chai!!!
Zimbabweans have been projected as zombies

If that assertion is true, then THEIR LEVEL OF ZOMBIISM IS FAR GREATER THAN THAT OF THE YORUBAS AND NORTHERN NIGERIANS.

RedRubberDucky:
[color=crimson] there is only 1 prevention method for HIV and other STDs
.....don't have sex let's see how long u can go[/color]

Who told you sex is the only cause of HIV?

Had they listened to 9ice's advise (Gegemu deh here, ma fi iku sere), they for no die.

Listen to simple advice una no go hear

People rejected true democracy where the rule of law and fundamental human rights thrived; now they are complaining of the aftermath.


Next time, Nigerians will be afraid of the word CHANGE - especially when it is undefined.

Innovative madness

Bolustic:
12. The continuous increase in the foreign reserve despite the presence of recession

The bitter truth is whether they like it or not, recession will soon be over,

Whether Magu is confirmed or not, the anti-corruption crusade will go on,

Whether PMB contests or not, APC will still win in 2019,



Whether they like it or not, NNAMDI KANU IS STILL AT KUJE till tomorrow

...and whether you like it or not, El-Zakzaky's status of life and whereabouts is still unknown.
...whether you like it or not, you still don't know the state of health and specific location (in longitude and latitude) of your demigod.
...whether you like it or not, your demigod is incapacitated.

Thank You

No matter how they do it, there is a maximum number of days (stated in the Constitution) beyond which a sitting President can't stay outside his country else he'll be declared incapacitated and dismissed, consequently transferring presidential seat to his Vice.

abdulaz:
Why kneel in front of a man like you. I would rather carry the course over than kneel in front of my mates. If eventually I carried the course over, the lecturer would be on my radar, he should watch his back from that moment. Arrant nonsense, what happens to walking him out of the class if he was such a jackass.

Terror mindedness!!!
If the lecturer doesn't watch his back from then, his life may be at stake from the way you sound.

Originality007:
you forget to mention the uneducated cattle rearer

Best reply/quote I've seen in Nairaland for a very long time now.

Let him edit his post and add uneducated cattle reader.

Even his moniker tells everyone what his problem is.
Hunger is really bad; it has affected his brain.

It seems even the diehard zombies have taken an antizombie antidote.

It has dawned on everyone: no more hide and seek

Northern imperialism finally coming to a halt

2face bleeped up big time

Adonis3:

Oh fvcking Christ!


Do you have sense at all??


Are you happy with the current situation in this country


It's saddening how y'all political bigots and zombies will see something wrong yet refuse to condemn it simply because it was done by your political party

And see something right but condemn it because it was done by an opposition.


I weep for your soul bro!


I voted GEJ in the last election but I don't blame those who voted Buhari, all they wanted was a better Nigeria.


But for anybody to still be supporting buhari at this moment and with the current situation of things is CLEAR INSANITY, OUTRIGHT MADNESS and a proof of ACUTE ZOMBIE SYNDROME


Fvck mhen!





#Adonis3HasSpoken

Great diagnostic test!

Please, what's the antidote for Acute Zombie Syndrome?

Coz it seems many people (specifically from two sections) in this country are seriously affected by the syndrome

Flekky21:
she's At Two Different Places At The Same Time. She Doesnt Sleep At Night. She Talks To Herself Like Shes Having A Conversation With Someone. She Walks Alone In The Middle Of The Night .She Doesnt Like Interacting With People Except Her Roomates Thats If U Talk To Her Oh. But She Seems Nice And Quiet. I Get Scared When Am Alone With Her, And I Dnt Always Sleep In My Room Most Times. I Had To Pack Out Of My Room, and My Other Roomates Did To . The Amazing Part Was That She Just Kept Staring At Us And Smiling Without A Word While We Kept Packing Our Stuffs And Left. Few Days Later We Heard She Left Without Packing Her Things And We Never Saw Or Heard Bou Her Again. She's Just Weird.

Have you tried deliverance too?
It's possible she's possessed all of you in that room. Viz probably you must have shared some things with her; you know women like sharing their things.

Try visiting T.B. Joshua too. It may be helpful.

Tamper with the peaceful protest, and the peaceful will be removed from it....

We go just dey PROTEST ANYHOW.

MARYchiells:
Why did they use keke tyres for a car?

And they called it a van (for that matter)!

jayriginal:
I'd never employ him just for the "am" alone.

So na English you want your employee to sabi, no be work?

I pity you and your organization (that's if you have one)

How else do you define FRUSTRATION?

mazimee:
It probably got in through her nostril or ear.
If it was Nigeria, people will be shouting village people upandan like the cockroach disappeared and appeared in her skull

U sure say you no join the village people crew?

This one wey you defend them with everything you get so.....hmmm

When I remember that me alone can solve recession with that amount of money, I'll just boldly go in, take the money and build a new country where recession can't hold.

Coz Nigeria ain't a country anymore.

BTW, none of those snakes is poisonous.

mosho2good:
If by Thursday our president is not back, they should declare Friday till Monday as public holidays so that all of us will go and look for our president. Our president can't go to London and be missing like that.... Let them open boarder, we all go to London and look for him....
Only in this country Nigeria ,
It started from,
Missing Chibok girls!.....
Missing Certificate!...
Missing Budget!....
Missing Moon!....
And now,.. Huh,.
Missing President!!...
WE NO GO GREE OOOO

Yo failed to complete your list with the most important thing:

MISSING COUNTRY

Extracurricular activities in "the other room" would be unspeakable

mhisbliss:
they can still feel it

Wetin be the 'it' wey dem wan feel?