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Philomath1212:
Why should we message you directly? Me I'm ready to sell my vote,if you can pay.

Your vote is your right! Do not sell your vote!

ivyy:
Only if you buy me a car and a house

When is the Miss NL election contest holding?

Dahveydson:
How na

I've forgotten what I was going to say.. I sha know it has smth to do with your followers. The number is encouraging.
How's work?

Dahveydson:
Oya follow me na

Bros you strong o

Segadem:
[size=14pt]hehehehe, wetin I no go hear todaytoday, na today u go know say Madrid have player but City have a team
...and a tree can not make a forest[/size]

It's true that a tree cannot make forest... But you forgot that it was from this same tree that Madrid formed a wooden bridge through which the crossed over to this stage.

My broda, unbelievable things happen in football. Like City winning or Madrid advancing. In all, let the best team take the day.

dyadeleye:
So you dey expect make politicians to dey Campaign after election?

Na only if second term dey sure jere.

Hehehehehe... Guy you de craze. I don laugh tire.

@TollyB, how does his action make him useless to this generation?

Hello Skydancer,

My laptop developed a fault which I'd like you to look into.
It displays (attached pix) when I boot it.
Model: HP Elitebook 8460p

Regards,
Karleone






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OXCUBA:
HEY ...... MAN I AM LIVING COMFORTABLE ........ NO NEED OF ASKING GOD FOR WHAT I HAVE ........ #your story no add up abeg#

Broda mii, ah ahn!!! You don pass dis shii nah. Just be happy for him and encourage him rather than hate his success.

LastMumu:
and very annoying I swear.

Not only annoying o.. It's embarrassing to read sef.

Naturallyme:
Requirements; not more than 25 years with 1+ years of experience. That means you graduated at 22, you gained admission at 17 for a five- year course, served at 23, got ur first job at 24 and now in the recruitment process.

If one is fortunate enough, one will attain to such height.
Note: Your one year service experience counts as an experience. Except the recruitment requires 1 year Post-NYSC, then you can consider.

Spanner4:
Yes that what I mean,check it up

How is it, please?

Spanner4:
An act so stupendous

Did you really mean "Stupendous"?

BADNEAT:
I hv seen ds man's convoy several times along airport road...and there was nothing close to half of 20 cars on it...people should mind to say the truth...if that woman actually received a slap from a uniformed man,she would hv made d calls she made from a hospital with a swollen face...our women should seize to beg sympathy because of their sex

Shey you don hear of slap wey de restore brain to default settings..be like na wetin dem dash de woman.
As for the number of cars, It could be that the magnitude of the slap resulted to her seeing a lesser number of cars as being upto 20. Or, she might be right in the number whereas the CG is trying to cover up so as not to be queried for such number of cars.

Romantic moments are moments of a lifetime in the life of a damsel.

Thoniameek:

*Muttering to myself* wrong idea Anthonia - you came to the wrong place.... *Sighs*

Chillax my dear. You're surely @ the right place.

amicable09:
Abimbex will decide....
I am packing out of your house!

See gbege o

amicable09:
This is not about doubts on my character, this is more like a scandal on my e-life!

I went to school... lol, I received a letter of admission from JAMB, I was in a department and I had both coursemates and faculty mates! I graduated from Uni and I'm here today.

What is the bone of contention?
Do I sound like I was never offered admission or that I did not graduate?

I will need the services of a lawyer. I cannot kontinu like this!

Don't worry.. It is well

Rhymzydmf:
Oya, contact me 4 ur electrification of all kind(domestic/industrial) via
Twitter: @RhymzyDmf
FaceBook: RhymzyDmf
Email: Rhymziedmf@gmail.com
Whatsapp: +2348179703396.... I reside in PH buh I do inter-state jobs. #Tnx

Shey you go fit connect my house to Kainji dam directly? Dis "no light" and "no fuel" wahala de make me reason otherwise dese days o


















If person see where I write no fuel, e go come de wonder which kain mob and gen wey I get for house...wen chinkili fuel lamp I no even get

Thoniameek:
I need a job A night job precisely

I think the edo winches n wizards would consider you for a trial. Do well to contact them through boss Lastmumu.
BTW, last time I checked, female night jobs were mostly Nurse Eliza jobs. Are you a Nurse or you like Nurse eliza work? I can recommend one for you if you're in the far East.

Amic! Don't worry about anything. No one is having doubt over your character. Trust we're all friends. Dat 'good' boy that is claiming HarryPotter here for you eh...

Abimbawealth, so you be engine babe? Hmm! I cannor believe my ears o. #Welcome to da hood

These pages are really really flying o

Income(s) is/are made for the hardworking(s)

amicable09:
*smiles.
mtor, you've been around for too long and I expect you to at least know me more than this. Yes, I ask alot of questions, it's natural, I don't force answers. I asked a friend here what she does for a living the other day, I saw the way she responded and knew instantly that I was touching a sensitive spot so I withdrew that question and asked for her location instead.

I have a diary here, I believe anyone who dots my 'I's and cross my 't's will definitely know all there is to know about me. What I studied is right there.

I honestly feel uncomfortable when people try to force a particular answer from me, that's just it. It's no big deal saying I studied so and so. Just bear with my shortcomings please.

Hmmm

ernesty20:
how else do i build my life?
Is it about car? The car i posed with is mine.

Money? I have got it in bulk.
Is it house? I got one.
Girlfriend? I have one.
What else do i need in life?

You need GOD

Mypeople2:
All these English you dey speak, how much are they paid? They are employed with little amount of money as salary....

You think so?
A Family friend radiographer once told me the amount he's paying his employed radiographer (who just finished from his kini kan training and is yet to serve). Or is it the salary of the experience Radiographer who works for him?
My broda, those guys are paid! And, lucky you if you establish and have your private diagnostics (abi na wetin dem de call am sef)

And to think that the so called course has kept my lil bro @ home since time immemorial simply because he is dying to study it, while UNN and UNIZIK isn't making it easy for him.

It is well Lil Bro! The one you have @ hand will surely help you reach your destination.

A freezing hand is better that a blood-stained hand.

Men who have started deviating from their duties...

Ours is a world of HOPE!

Carmal90:
sorry room, I am not a staff of Dangote, got an invite and need something to read reason am here,I only sent copy if my CV to d Nairalander that demand it..dassol

There's already a Dangote GETS 2016 thread on Nairaland. You can visit the thread to get more information in preparation for the test.
For the likely questions to expect: You should know that Dangote Exams are not Dragnet, SHL or Workforce related and thus preparing with such materials might not be totally helpful. However, you can visit www.indiabix.com for aptitude test practice as most of the Dangote questions are mostly of indian curriculum.

Good luck in your quest for a better tomorrow

manee2:
Dis ember month.. God is Good

What part of the world are you in?

Aremu01:
Let's hope it won't be as bloody as the refinery questions

Those refinery questions were BLOODY!!
Thank God I experienced such exam o.

ksstroud:
Explore Indiabix.com very well.
But an hint says this year test might be different, so marry other prep materials and focus on Electromechanical, process and manufacturing basic technical questions without overlooking the verbal, quantitative and analytical reasonings.
I wish you an outstanding success.

Is the shortlisting done based on course of study? If you're #TeamCivil and you've been shortlisted, say AYE!

This your electromechanical, process and manufacturing tech questions thingy get as e be o.. No be pipu wey do Mechanical, Chemical and Petroluem Engineering those topics relate to?

ksstroud:
Big Bro, good day.
Trust you are fine.
Mailing was done yesterday 5pm upfront. Hope you were shortlisted.
If so, befriend your Indiabix before May5 and do explore all other prep materials too; know the basic Electromechanical, process and manufacturing questions.
I wish you all the very best.
Regards.

Really Still to get a mail from them.