₦airaland Forum

aegis86:
I think Schlumberger recruits every year,two of my friends work there now ,one got in in 2013,another in 2014 - currently in France and I did the test in 2015,even before then I was told they recruit almost every year and for the fact that they even sent mails that they are interested in our profiles,I strongly think they'll recruit this year too,maybe in May

deracathy:
I think the recruitment is close to the time the have trainings so far, November. it all depends on the need for new intakes and the region or segments that are in need of new recruits.
N/B
Those are the thoughts above.

Thanks a lot.
Please, kindly inform me of their recruitment whenever they start.

amicable09:
Lol. Calm down OP!
We all miss calls from that number because it's only a 'flash', not really anything to get yourself worked up over.

The appropriate call will come in, no get high blood pressure over this missed call.

It could also be from one of the financial institutions he is banking with. Sometimes, they call to ask after one's rating(s) on the level of services they're rendering.

OP, if it's something related to job, the caller will definitely call back.

Hello Aegis86,
Does SBL have a specific period (like month) they recruit annually? How can one apply?
Karl
cc: Deracathy

sonssyo:
The last time i posted a job here, some of the CVS's i got are just FUNNY AND MISERABLE and some are not even related to the field that i was searching for.

Mr HR, your statement here signifies something of the past, but here you are using "are" in place of "were"

Some applicants just need to go back and review their Cv's if not no employer will ever invite you for interview,

"Them" should have been used in place of "you". You're referring to "Some" applicants and not "me"
A "full stop" should have ended the quoted and not "comma".

i keep wondering, the people that have this Cv's; are they not worried that no one have ever called them for interview.

"These" should have been used in place of "this". It showcase plurality. Also, the "semi colon" mark is not needed at that point. Just a "comma" will do.

Its is high time we all wake up and tell ourselves the truth.

Its and is? Comon, it's not supposed to be.

My dear, you see, it's not that easy for a Nigerian graduate. Especially when he's on that hot seat. The tension within can make him/her forget the name of her country's Vice President- like my friend Amicable. So, you need to take it easy with them.

Don't mind the corrections. I know you can do better than that. It's just the zeal to create a thread on NL just to air your view that caused it. I forgive you, we forgive you.
Even though we ain't getting that job, it does not mean we're incapable, it only means that the best lies ahead.


#Lobatan

Jung:
but you have the strength to type what you just did shey? mulitiple sclerosis is playing in your brain

You're sighted

stolid:
Bro, did you apply for this opening, and were you also invited? Of the Engineers that were invited, I've seen just Elect. and Computer Engineers. I would like to know if others were—say Civil, Mech, Met&Mat Engrs.

I applied o.. I'm yet to get an invite- that's if they'll still send again. I studied Civil Engineering.
Are you sure it's not just EE and CE that are needed under the Engineering class?

Aremu01:
That's rather harsh don't u think

Broda, don't see it as being harsh o. Cos me, I'm not seeing it that way. I'm only seeing it as "I don't have strength to type them". But, it is well.

TheSlyone2:
Google is your friend. I'm not NUC chairman

Nawao... All this time you spent in typing the above, you could have just used it to name them for me. Or, are you thinking that I'll start an argument with you? I'm way bigger than that here. I've got my person to protect.
Well, since you've decided not to tell me, I'll simply ask Google for help.

TheSlyone2:
Mr. Driver, if you happens to be working with dragnet and you are faced with a delima of who to choose between the following set of people, who ll you choose?
1) someone who graduated with a first class honour from state University or a private
university
2) someone who graduated with a second class upper from the first 5 universities in Nigeria.

See dragnet give more preference to institutions than grade, that I can boldly say.
People who applied mtn are quite much, so I guess more invite will still roll in and if it doesn't, good luck to the applicant

Broda, which of the Nigerian Universities fall into the First 5?

Estharfabian:
I'm sorry...

It won't repeat itself! ever!

Noted

Lero15:
That your yellow font color @ diary

I almost turned a blind man reading that line.

Yellow on white, uh! It's a no no.

mrmetoo1:
The news says 24 months o, so you guys check back in March 2018 because some people will soon come tomorrow and say they still saw cows roaming about.

The news said "...in the next 18 to 24 months, no cattle will roam about in Nigeria."
What do you think the line "in the next" means?

ennysuccess:
Yahaya Bello will remain as d governor because he didn't registered in Kogi doesn't disqualified him because he wrote to Inec for a transfer and also he is d only living candidate that contested in d primary where he emerged second to late Audu so constitutionally he is d governor......


GBAM

Sorry Sir, what did you say?

sinaj:



Na wetin guyz de die for, big bobby lol

I thought is even her stomach lol.

I can't die for such jor. Sorry to say, that picture almost made me puke on my mat.
She doesn't look feminine to me sef.

Nickymezor:
I see.

Huh?
You mean to tell me that you're seeing in that black shade at this time of the night? My dear, you must be a Bat Woman.




#Enjoy

Mbkite:
I am working seriously on increasing my savings "I don too blow money"
pls nairalander, what percentage of salary is advisable to allot to accommodation?

Thank you!

OP, it's very simple to calculate.
Divide your annual house rent by 12(No of months). Your answer will give you your monthly pay.
With your monthly pay, find the percentage in relation to your monthly salary. That's what you should save.

Example:
Annual House rent= #350,000 ÷ 12 = 29166.67 (Approx. to 30000)
Monthly Salary = #120,000
Percentage %= (30,000/120,000) x 100 = 25%
Therefore, you'll have to save 25% monthly to pay your rent of #350,000 yearly.

#My take

STFUareyouGod:
Jesus Christ of Nazareth!!

May this never be our portion. He that watches over Israel shall keep watching over us IJN


RIP to the dead

Amen.
But, it's not enough that we dwell in such prayers. We must live right, prepare ourselves for that hour, for we know not when it shall become.

O faithful Soul, in all thy works remember thy last end that you shall not sin. It is more gracious to put before us our end; bearing in mind the vileness of our flesh as food for worms. With this, we'll learn to live right and live every moment in the presence of God and the council of the just.


O Precious in the eyes of the Lord is the death of his faithful.

Requiescat in Pace

Nickymezor:
werrin do am oga?

It's beautiiful

Nickymezor:
Hmmmmmm

Hello Miss, your signature...

astutephemy:
U have been invited for Agric CSO interview in LAPO MFB LTD at Febson mall, Wuse Zone 4, FCT.
Note: U are to come original copies of 'ur cridentials &1passport

astutephemy:
I dont believe this how poorer the hr firm of lapo microfinance is with poor grammar or it some foul play

Did you apply for a position in their institution? If no, forget about it, and if yes, you know what to do.

Etoi:
av apply to this company I need some one to help out

How did you apply to the company?

OP wake up! Food is ready.

Heymus:
omg!, your first point is exactly my stand. But you got it wrong with the last statement. Dont know anything about this recruitment

Okay. Good bye.

Heymus:
what is your stand precisely mr. ?

My stand is "we should let sleeping dog lie". There's no need fighting over spilled milk. All of us are under the Umbrella of "Engineering". Being a Polytechnic undergraduate is because our JAMB score never made it to the University and as such we journey with the bird at hand. If not, all Poly guys would have been in the University.
As for rating your employed University and Polytechnic graduates, it shows that your recruitment process is "shaky". If not, you would have picked the best.

That's my take.
Hope you find it worthy.

Heymus:
and who told you i'm a technician? I am an Architect by prof. The people you label as technologists perform excellently well than you so call Engineers under my supervision. Get it right bro. I cherish profession alot vut will have issue with you if you allow the qualification (Bsc/hnd discrimination) be your priority above efficiency. Pls someone should check his initial comment that brought this up. Thanks i'm off.

Lol @bolded
You're an Architect by profession? That's cool. But the vacancy only required Civil Engineers, so why are you here? Or, are you the one recruiting?

thonando:
MY CHRONICLES WITH EHVISE GLOBAL RESOURCES

Like every other job seekers, it started with a mouse click. I was surfing the web, searching for jobs that meet the demand. Just there, I saw this seemingly good offer with the heading “Health Educators, 120,000.” That must be it I thought to myself. Good enough there was a number to call. Not waiting a second more I dialed the number. I heard a male voice on the other end. To cut it short, I was told right away an interview will be arranged few days away.

MY FIRST SUSPICION

The advert had the job to be in Ughelli as confirmed by the individual I called. But interview was scheduled to hold in Warri. Not far off from my residence, I wasn’t bothered about transport fair. On the said day of the interview, somehow, I decided not to go.

SECOND SUSPICION

Two days later after the interview date, mind you I didn’t attend; I got a call from an unknown individual. He introduced himself as a representative of Ehvise Gobal Resources. He acknowledged my absence at the slated interview and right away offered me an opportunity to attend a second interview after explaining why I didn’t attend the first.

THE ULTIMATE SUSPICION

I finally arrived the venue as scheduled. I met a host of persons there, all listening to a young man, presumably addressing them on the job related matter. The whole talk was all money, money, in hundreds of thousands. To cut it short, they eventually asked us to pay to be licenced for the job, fifteen thousand naira (15, 000) per candidate. Some paid, others promised to pay and then, where given form to fill. I left the way I came in.

QUESTIONS FOR NIGERIANS

What really is Ehvise Global Resources?

Why do job seekers pay them to start a job with them when it ought to be the other way round?

Anyone out there who has encountered them too?

Any staff of theirs out there to prove they are not fraudsters?

Are they marketers or pyramid scheme developers?

My dear, any interview you attend and you find yourself in a talk! talk!! talk!!! setting, kindly pack up your things and leave. It will surely end in money, money and money (GNLD and the likes).
Sometimes, those you see paying the assumed sum of money are their members. That's the tactics they use to convince the gullible ones that what they do is real.

svenson:
Pls how do I get to the venue from ogudu? Pls I need a response, my test is today

I don't stay in Lag but from d direction ednut1 gave someone here, I can help out a bit.

Try and navigate your way to Cms. From Cms take keke or
bus to eko hotel roundabout, from eko hotel take a keke to
landmark towers.

You can get CMS bound buses @ Oshodi or wherever is possible.

Hope this helps.
Good luck in your test.

pretydiva:
Wat kinda of pose is dis

Hey, are you a Futo student?

NkechiE:
how is there pay like does it mean there will be the one paying u
not the bank. Pls clarification.

I'm sorry I don't know how the run their package but, I think they have a cut in your salary.

Pls note the 'I think'.

Stupedinluv:
Most of them are dummies and not attractive, yet they want a smart, intelligent and sweet looking woman. Talk of the real gold diggers lol

Same reason why most broke ladies/girls keep looking for rich dudes. It's natural as it helps balance the equation.

oforij:
1.Sweating armpit and the line that shows after the sweat has dries off.
2.airy armpit.

Shey fan dey for the armpit ni?

NkechiE:
Pls i need more explanation from u guys. Workforce sent me a message that am invited for bank sales interview in Enugu on 18th march. To ur own opinion what do u think is all about. Does it mean that the workforce is a recruitment agency that recruit for banks or what. Am confused. HELP

Yes, they recruit for banks.