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voicelez:
those who wish MMM bad shall see worse in Jesus name... click like if you agree and click share if you disagree

Whoever liked this post is no different from a terrorist.

brightfuture24:
Please I need your candid advice on this.

No you can't.

Is the whatsapp group for those that will apply for Masters in Unilag this 2017 or what?

Pls clarify.

Jazmiynne:
You see why I need people like you! Oya collect kisses
Pictures coming asap [s]esp for the adonbilivit crew[/s]

Where are the pictures

Abimbex007:
I love doctors

And I'm one. That means you love me

Realdeals:
What have they done with last year collections, nothing was said about it.
This report is another sensational story from Punch Newspapers, there was no official statement from CBN and they fail to mention a bank deducting the charges on savings account, I have 3 savings account in 3 banks and nothing like that happens on them.

It's not a sensational story bro.. #50 was deducted from my FCMB savings account some days back for stamp duty.

kaboninc:
Hmmmm... .

Kaboninc and Jazmiynne, you people will just be following each other around I'm viewing in 3D.. JV Chatroom must hear this.

cr80vity:
Are u studying Project Management (PMP) or u want to learn it or intending to write the exam?... There is WhatsApp group where we discuss on various topics in p.m.p and last year, we finished the curriculum.

Kindly add 070...........

ifenes:
Astrology at best. The full turn of the Earth around the Sun. The Sun of God. It's time to bury religion my brothers and sisters.

And to the Christians in church worshiping the Sun, it's time to wake up. Jesus will not come in the cloud, but the Sun will and always has.

Wake up! This is 2017

Jazmiynne:
Lol.. Hahahahahahaaa chai this advice no get part 2
But boss there are 21 year olds who have finished university 2 years ago infact and are already in the workforce. If he is fortunate he just might find one.. And Oh well, that's just his lower class boundary. The class interval is quite large, I'm certain he would find a woman if he truly calms down to look around him


Top of a beautiful morning to you

Same to you dear..

Ezeugostephen:
I have made up my mind to settle down come august 2017.
but my challenge now is that I need a Lady age 21 to 30yrs
educated and most in all she should be financially okay or family (may sound odd but am keen)
I base in Lagos at the island.
a lot to get acquainted with her if am lucky to find her.
reach me on 08099394589
Stephen

Take your search to the Newspaper Columns. Or you can as well print posters You know the campaign posters right?
But wait, do you expect a girl of 21years to be financially okay, when she's still in the University?
Bros, just hook up with one fine babe around your area, groom her to wifey material, marry her. Or, like Amicable09 said, go to your village and pick one (who returned for I-de-find-husband-sake)

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Is that not Lekki-Ikoyi Link Bridge?

1. Most Helpful Joblander: Dharniel
2. Funniest Joblander: LastMumu/LadyF
3. Gate crasher of the year:
4. Funniest Moniker (Male and Female): LastMumu
5. Most Secretive Joblander:
6. Most Motivational Joblander: Debbie
7. Most Inquisitive Joblander:
8. Most friendly (Male and Female): Amicable09, Ksstroud
9. Most Active/ Always Online Award: Amicable09
10. Most Handsome/ Most Beautiful: Moyarh/Deracathy
11. Mr Casanova: Davide470
12. Miss Dainty: Amicable09
13. Most Connected: Debbie, Eremy
14. Webster Of the year: Adeaks
15. Best newcomer:
16. Most Popular (Male and Female): Amicable09, Eremy, Debbie
17. Genius of the year: Dharniel
18. The All-Knowing: TheSlyone2
19. Most controversial: LadyF
20. Job Searcher of d year: Karleone
21. The Ideal Candidate: Ferdyboss
22. Poster of the year: .....
23. Legend Of the Seeker Job Section: ....
24. Thread of the year: Post Entry Level/Industrial Trainee
Jobs Here For Those Without Experience/Updated-New Job
Vacancies
25. Couple of the year: Kaboninc/Jazmiynne

davide470:
So you think?

I don't think, I know.

amicable09:
Lolz.

Why is it that a thread so harmless and simple as this is the most controversial I have been attached to

It's so funny.
Karl, I put the period cos the word is censored and I really wonder why. Clear your mind, it's nothing but male fowl.

It's not controversial to me biko..
I understood it very well and I was laughing. Just the Cock part that got me thinking otherwise.
I know it's censored! But in the context, there's no need for the period. Who doesn't know that a cock crows?

Back to the topic, me too wanted to go to village to go and find wife o.. But this wili wili people haf spoil plan for me. I'll have to wait till 2018 to find my missing rib.
Did you travel down?


****Modified*****
Forgive me Amicable, just noticed the censor stuff..
I was reading my post and I saw "rooster" and I was like, "when did I type rooster kwanu?"
Nice one NL

Jazmiynne:
My best part - Signed, Sealed, Delivered, We're yours!

Stevie Wonder

Which courier is delivering biko

LordofNairaland:
You don't need to do any of these things. Just be yourself and it would happen naturally. Being natural will see you naturally meeting your man anywhere, in a lift, on an escalator, in a bus, anywhere. Don't force it. In short, don't make it your priority so that you don't become too desperate and jump into the wrong hands. It is better to be single than to be in some marriages. I am giving this advice because I can feel your desperation and I am afraid you might make the wrong choice.

The bolded got me laughing and rolling on the floor.
Don't follow that girl's mouth o.. Na one funny babe she be. Her post is sarcastic in nature.

amicable09:
* At the first crow of the co.ck, Jump up!
Don't tell me the cold is too much, harmattan is not foreign to us and don't you dare say you're not an early riser. No excuses! If a silly co.ck decides to crow at 2am, then that's wake up time. Stand up, move out, and start sweeping the village. The village, not your father's house. Village first! The old women are watching.

Can you, please, remove the period in your cock? It draws the mind to same direction you don't want it to.

PresVA:
Lol.. the door is wide open, you can step in...

hope you had a wonderful celebration yesterday?

Thanks for the invite!
Compliments of the Season
Sure! Had an indoor enjoyment/celebration.

sultan457:
Dnt judge.....if u see video again u can cunfam he wasnt given any trophy dat was what caused his attitude towards them

I watched the replay. Yes he wasn't given the Headies head but his song was voted abi nominated abi won Best music in 2016. And the manner in which he walked up to the stage didn't speak good of one whom is loved by many.

Mine was the night to travelling to villa.. Believe me, those nights were the longest.

PresVA:
Merry xmas my wonderful e - family ... wish us an excellent celebration

And other everyone else


if you no get rice or drinks, just knock on my doorr

Knock knock!!

tafrica:
Congrats. I love my wife to work with one of these int'l NGOs someday.

You love your "WIFE" to work with one of them and you're use the "f" sign to tell us your gender. Please, are you male or female?

LesbianBoy:
Why otedola dey form humble by showing those two palasa phones na?

But he didn't pose to snap dat pix nah.. He was on motion.
And you don't expect him to put them in his pockets.
Biko, leave the man and his phone. We'll only blame the photographer and the media who made a news out of it.

gabazin080:
chelshit fan spotted. u guys never cease to amaze wen it comes to over hyping ur players.

hazard koh gizzard ni. i will pick neymar or coutinho over hazard anytime anyday

Shey the question is "Who's your favorite football player of 2016"?
Did his option/answer in anyway affect you? Why hating on his choice? Please stop this "if it doesn't suit me, I'll speak ill of it" attitude. It doesn't help our progress. Just name yours and move on.

#Peace

kay29000:
Which state are you in?

Lagos

2dugged:
Yesterday went to withdraw at gtb, I stood on the queue for almost an hour in the sun, just three people to get to my turn the atm stopped dispensing, so we joined the other queue, while I was on that queue, the other atm stopped dispensing, leaving just one, four people to my turn, the last atm stopped dispensing, I then decided to go to unity bank, on getting there, none of their atm was dispensing, I then headed for first bank, the crowd there was too much,from there I headed zenith,where I was finally able to make withdrawal

See as e come be like say na you dey make the money finish inside ATM.
I guess it's in Edo.

Me, I went to withdraw this morning and the queue was short. Didn't spend upto 7mins sef. I was even wondering why the small number of people. Be like everybody don hang for MMM

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youngmoneyeze:
My dear good people of nairaland plz i need perfect answer about this. Is futo used two sitting and can i use this result to gain admission in futo under computer science: Economics C5,Geography B3,English language D7,Furthermaths A1,Maths B3,Agriculture science B3,Biology C6,Chemistry C6, Physics A1 but in my first Waec i have English C6.

Yes you can