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ipledge10:
wetin concern Awon werey with her being a virgin...abi u need someone to open her box office

Do you think someone in his/her right senses will open this kind of thread?

Jadekitana:
If u were smart enough you would compare the dates to see who copied who. However I don't have anything to say to the "thing" who created this thread. He/she didn't get my attention at all. I posted what happened to me even with the perfect description of the strip club. Incase your thick skull still doubts, you can go to the island, immediately after chevron toll gate just around mega chicken! The strip club has white sofas. Quote me again when you do that!

If you were smarter enough you would have noticed that I never said you copied him. Both of you could have copied it from same place.
And mind you, you never gave a description of the strip club. All you said was that he paid for VIP and took you to a room...when he opened the door you saw some stark naked strippers and you turned immediately to go home. The only description you gave is the one in this post that I'm quoting.

As for checking up the strip club... Who cares its existence.

In case your 'soft' skull still wishes to quote me, make sure it's about something reasonable.

ksstroud:
Today's mother...
Maybe in our planet sha...

Still I wanna know why that waking time was so late like that... to you're tired...
Everyone is tired... But weekend started since over 30hours ago...

Maybe she's trying to rest from the stress of last week's office palava. Her diary might reveal something to you.

amicable09:
Lol. It is Enyimba and kano pillars I support.

Are you a bat? How can you be a fan to two rival enemies?
You either choose Enyimba or Kano Pillars.
I can bet it that you joined Enyimba recently because of their NPFL victory last season and you're a Kano Pillar fan because of their successes of recent.
Amicable, chose today who you support. As for me and my family, we'll support #Blue

rheether:
184 and you are happy? Do you think that score will get you admitted into any university in Nigerian,?

Take it easy nah... Who told you it can't? Or, is JAMB score the only criteria for admission? What happened to making a better score in Aptitude test? I can bet you didn't score more than 210 in Jamb. Prove me wrong by posting your JAMB result slip.


NLders will be forming over sabi. It's people like you that will tell their kids, "I came 1st all through my Primary and Secondary education". Smh

Stupedinluv:
Maybe i should start bleaching, wear big sleeky weavons and apply heavy make up...my thoughts lately. Dont like the virgin look anymore...

You don't need to bleach, wear sleeky weavons and make ups, the thread has already made you famous. Your Virginity status is noted.
And like naija.boiy rightly said, you're DUMB.

Next time, look for something better to fetch you fame like selling Agege bread or hitting a 5.0 CGPA.


#Immature_mind







All thanks to NL dat has allowed you such publicity.

Nawao... Jadekitana, so you copied dis stuff? Breeze don blow fowl nyash ehhhh... I can bet my phone that you're a guy in 'f' clothing.

ksstroud:
Chai... This dude just fall my hand sha... Blue kwa...

Abeg no vex o, which one be the color?

tollyB:
lol common,I believe we are one family here...and It's Been a long time I followed my club and Yes I have internet data but I didn't bother to check but to ask the Chelsea family... I believe hearing it from here would help me get back on track...
I don't know what I babbled up there,
but happy Sunday to you....and to every Chelsea faithfuls

So you're a Chelsea fan?
Eh!!!! Welcome to the hood
Don't worry, next time you need to know match time, mention me, and I'll inform you.

Abimbex007 come and see our fellow Chelsea fan..
I know Amicable09 will never support a football club. That girl sef eh!


#Blue is d color

Estharfabian:
Clothing is not a significant factor in sexual Violence.

Sexual aggressors Would still Commit the dreaded act irrespective Of How short Your skirt is. or how much cleavage Your tank top reveals.

Yes, we get that. Buh......

....truth be told, we can't just decide to wear Booty revealing clothes At 12 Mid9t, walking alone...With A mark on Our forehead screaming "YOU CAN'T RAPE ME EVEN IF I WALK AROUND NAKÈD" that's plain stupidity!

It's testing fate.
Although no one deserves rápe. there are ways to prevent it.

I Can't just leave my Phone in the library, bank or someplace Open and Not expect to have it get stolen. Of course It would get stolen. but then again, I could've prevented it. yes, The thief shouldn't have taken it. its not their business where i left it. Buh, honestly, I could've prevented it from getting stolen by Putting it in my purse, bag or something..
At the end, I'm the victim. the one who lost A phone.

Why?
because I was careless, ignorant and somewhat nonchalant.

Wearing provocative clothes doesn't mean You deserve to be rapèd, but it makes one more vulnerable. hence, fuelling the Evil, Causing the Rapist to Rápe.

Hit! You just put smiles on my face.

CaroLyner:
there are ways of preventing rape and dressing with decency is one of the key.

It's not just you being beautiful, you've got something upstairs. Thanks for your chip-in

Decker:
When this kind of discussion is raised, a lot of people argue that a rapist would rape any woman, irrespective of how she dresses. But one thing these people fail to understand is that_nudity or dressing indecently, sexually arouses a man and intensifies his desire and drive to have sex.
If a sexual offender who isn't in the mood to have sex, sees a woman dress indecently, he is immediately flooded with the compulsion to have sex with her. And due to his lack of self control and his believe of being personally inadequate to get the quick permission to have sex with her normal way, he submits to forceful desecration and defilement of her body.

I am not justifying rape, but women should be cautious and endeavor to stay away from anything that can lead to harm being done to them.
You can't dress provocatively at night and walk alone on a lonely street and expect not to get sexually harassed or raped.

You just wrote my mind. God will bless and enlighten you more.

Moyarh:
I get you bro. I am fully PRO-LIfe, but I'd tell u this... even some people who say they'd never abort, when it comes down to it, and they find themselves in such situations, some still will. Why? Cos of selfishness, thinking only of themselves at the moment, and then you'd hear things about no money, or no family support, or not being ready or something. I'm not being judgmental, but it's d truth.
Premarital sex is the reason for most abortion cases in the first instance and as wrong as it is, last time i checked - condoms aren't still expensive either.
Abortions are wrong, plain and simple. It's murder. It's sinful. And like alota other things, there are implications.
If people aren't ready for children, then zip-up, or better still, use a condom. But people wont listen.

I'd rather go with the bolded than the stroked. Sorry to say. It's not being childish or playing holier than thou, rather, it's being me.
I believe there's always an end to every sexual intercourse. If that is not achieved, why indulge in it?


I'm sorry, I don't like discussing this issue because I've been made to feel pained, in the past, cos of my stand/stance.
Thanks for your contribution.

Sunnycliff:
Stop celebrating mediocrity. BBM is gone in extinction and now Whatsapp is going offline in BB, So what's the need of the hardware?

BBM is gone in extinction My broda, wake up, it's a new day. I've spoken with a great deal of NLders that I'm yet to see their faces through BBM, so it's definitely working and working for me.

If Whatsapp like let it go offline today, it won't stop BB users from having a feel of their BB phones. Mind you, I can still own a small phone for Whatsapp alone (all I need to do is change my phone number).

One advantage I have with BB is that, it helps recover my contacts n files when I lose my phone. This is workable through the help of Blackberry ID.

fredie107:
Data is meant to be used and not to stay in the phone

True. But not when you spend more in buying it.

zizi04:
good morning everyone. i'm new here. whatsg going on, i wanna ask a question . at 31 years old will u prefer to search for a job or do business.

Welcome to da hood..
Mrs Amicable will take you round the rooms for intro. Do well to spill out everything about you. We don't do secrets here o.. *winks @Amicable

For the age thing, if you have the capital for the business together with a good business plan n idea, venture into business cos it will yield much when you least expect. But, if you don't have all dat is necessary for starting up the business, job hunt and still find something little to do to get some chinkili money and for being busy sake.

#My omble opinion

Moyarh:
I fully concur with the later part of your signature. Im sure people dont think of that.

It's really painful how people treat the issue with disdain. And someone will say, leave them, it's their life.. Smh God help our generation and their line of thoughts.







Life is Sacred, defend it!! #Promote_Life #SayNotoAbortion

Lero15:
Yes. Yes. Yes!!!!!!!

Amicable, shey you're seeing how he's shouting 'Yes' like one retired wrestler I use to know his name back then. Seems it's his best food. Go and learn how to cook it kwik kwik before pesin go use style take your pesin from you o.












**Modified***
Oh! The siggy line is back again.. *feeling happy*
Thanks to Uncle Se.un

dazzle101:
Lmaooooooo but omo that's how I have seen it spelt in some of those funny American movies I watched naa! And Uwc too!

Don't mind dose oyinbo pipu trying to teash us bad spellings. It starts with a C and can also be spelt "Capiche".

How is d job hunt? Hope you're not feeling battered with d present situation?

Did you finish from FGC. Okposi?

a2space:
Last Saturday, me and my two friends Kunle and Chinedu decided to go for lunch at KFC Lekki in Lagos. As my friends sat at a table to eat, I had to stand up to quickly receive a phone call. While I was on the phone, Kunle and Chinedu sighted an extremely georgeous mixed - race lady walk in. She was dressed in a lovely spaghetti top, mini-skirt and high heel shoes. Her boobs bounced and her buttocks rotated as she walked towards the counter. She had the perfect waist to hip ratio that would make your eye balls nearly fall out of the socket. Every male head in KFC that day turned just to catch a glimpse of this exotic beauty. Sincerely she was more beautiful than Kim Kardashian and Beyonce combined!!!

Just as I returned to my seat after receiving my call, Kunle asked me to turn and take a look at the beauty who was at the counter ordering some snacks. Within 5 seconds of seeing her I immediately walked over to the counter to try to talk to her but she instantly gave me her "protection shield" (female bitch attitude aimed at rejecting/snubbing low status males). So I paused for a bit, then whispered something to her which made her smile. Then I said something again which eventually made her start laughing. We chatted briefly and she eventually gave me her phone number and told me to call her anytime during the week.

I returned back to my seat and my guys were like;

Kunle: Who's she? Where is she from?
Me: Her name is Katrina, her dad is Nigerian and mom is Brazillian.
Chinedu: Did you get her number?
Me: Yeah I did and she told me to call her during the week
Kunle: Mehn, I feel you mehn!! That's why I like hanging out with you!! Your game is so tight! You really have it down with beautiful ladies!


The above scenario plays out a lot in our daily lives and a couple of questions can be raised;

1. How come Kunle and Chinedu who saw the girl first were unable to approach her?
2. What special qualities do I have on the inside that gives me the ability to approach any girl that I fancy?
3. How come she initially snubbed/rejected me when I approached her ? ("protection shield" - beautiful ladies do this a lot)
4. What did I say to her that broke the ice, penetrated her protection shield and eventually make her to give me her phone number?

Now let me ask you a few questions. Do you often find yourself lacking confidence when it comes to women? Would you like to know the proven formula for getting women? Have you ever seen a hot girl at the restaurant or on the street and wished you could get her in your bed or make her your girlfriend but you don't know how to?

I understand your pain !!

I KNOW how frustrating it is to have a lovely girl walk by, and you just stand there like a total dunce, letting the moment pass and losing your chance with that girl forever. You get frustrated and you're pissed off! Getting nowhere is even WORSE than “getting rejected”, because when you approach girls, you at least feel like you’re DOING something.

I've spent the last couple of years studying female psychology in order to get an understanding of the causes of attraction. These experiences have given me a massive edge when it comes to dating and attracting the women I wanted. Over the years a lot guys keep asking me the secret of how I'm able to date such beautiful women and usually ask me to teach them my skills so I eventually decided to write an e-book to help struggling guys to become more successful with ladies.

So are you ready to get more attention from ladies and take your social life to the next level? Then send me an email at a2space2015@gmail.com and request for my e-book, "STEP UP YOUR GAME! The Proven Formula for Attracting Beautiful Women".

Whether you're a beginner - (you have absolutely no clue as to how to approach/attract ladies)

or you're at intermediary level - {you can attract some average looking girls (4's and 5's) and you would like to step up and start attracting the 9's and 10's}

or you're somewhat experienced and would just want to sharpen your skills.

Simply send me an email at a2space2015@gmail.com to request for my ebook.

I never read my Concrete Technology, Reinforced concrete designs and Structural analysis textbook na to de read ebook on how to become a prof in wooing ladies. If bae wan fall for you, you no need all d long stories in the world to do such. Moreover, this thread ain't helpful.

#Next

dazzle101:
No bro: kapisce, capisce, however I like to customise noni...

And yes I understood ur sarcasm and know all too well u were joking... no hard feelings ei!!

Thanks for understanding.

Customize your works to have meaning nah.. Your kapisce took me to a twitter/instagram account when I asked google.

Sempumping:
Marriage isn't an achievement. ..so far we are happy with our status,we can be single as long as we want ....


The Op is hurt. ..









HUSBAND dey everywhere

Husband dey everywhere and a lady I know didn't marry until her early 50s.

@ZenaSTORY, I doff my heart for you o. Just registered today and you've gone 4hrs already on NL. You get handwork jor.
If that's you on your dp, which I don't think is, then you're so made in #Aba.







Bia Karl, wassup with you and looking for trouble dis nyt?

dazzle101:
Yeso! Last time I checked it wasn't a taboo!!!


Kapisce?

I've heard o.. Last time I checked, there was no Law that said you must quote me.

Capiche?



No d take tinz serious jor.. You no see the hashtag aproko there? Abi na no vex wey you no see?

priestchurch:
Has any one in d huz gotten an sms frm EEDC. dere is an interview scheduled for monday. a frd told me he got an sms today....by 2pm.

Graudate Trainee position, from the best that I know, requires you write an exam first before interview. So I don't think they've done anything concerning the GT positions. Maybe it's for experienced hires. But, should my belief be wrong, then we'll have to move on from here.



Note: it's not possible for them to send out invites without a Nairalander being among the invitees. It just don't work, ezpecially for GT positions. #My thoughts though.

dazzle101:
Tomorrow now, we'd start getting invites from BG resources, MG, onipanu and friends, MP3 resources et all!!! Smh...

Did you just quote yourself? What happened to clicking on the modify button?

No vex for me o.. #Aproko

SegunMike:
What's happening here....

We're smoking weed o.. Do you care to join? Always always welcomed

This stuff is fake jor. The font name is different from the ones JAMB used for other candidates. The one used for the edited work is Comic sans while dat of the original is Times New

amicable09:
Lol. Pave way well, my eye is set on the prize!

Lero and I are very much in love, love that started in Tokyo, it is not a small love as we are headed for Toronto.

Watch out! We even have a beautiful daughter together, we will have a son soon. This has never happened in the history of JV Chatroom.

Son soon? Oh! I can't wait to have a brother-in-law. *Dancing shoki

ksstroud:
You can speak kanuri too

No.. Is dat an ethnic group/tribe?

ksstroud:
are you speaking Igarra...

Igbira made in Ibo to be precise

abimbawealth:
Stay with me...that's a song by...
With you...on the sidelines

I love dis people love eh.. It's so built on Ukwu Udara tree.
Mr & Mrs 2016 loading...




Lero~Amicable combo is nowhere near it at present.



****modified*****
As long as I've taken this 898 page, Jazmiynne will take 900. It's not a dream, it's the trend.
Karleone paving way for Jazmiynne's page conquer.

ossy4rill:
If its a scam then the domain registrant didn't do a good job hiding his identity.

They said they have been in the industry for 20 years but the website was created on 23rd Oct 2015 and it expires on 23rd Oct 2016 -So an oil and gas company cannot pay for at least 4 years of hosting? Fishy

The domain was registered by : Chinonso Onwuzegha - most companies register the domain in company name.

I am not too sure of scam sha but the whole WEB hosting and design job is very unprofessional for a company that is 20 years old.

Registrant Name: Chinonso Onwuzegha
Registrant Organization: CLEENWEB INFOTECH
Registrant Street: 18 Ishaga street
Registrant City: Apapa
Registrant State/Province:
Registrant Postal Code: 01
Registrant Country: NG
Registrant Phone: +234.8034978059
Registrant Phone Ext:
Registrant Email: info@cleenweb.com

Hmm.. This Denco engineering scam news eh.. I just hope I've not fallen for one yeye scam again o. See what job hunting is causing nah.

I tried checking out this firm on GOOGLE o, but nada was there. I only saw the GE pictures and 20years of 'active service' story in parts of the world, with no contact address or number.
Obasi bi n'eligwe, pick my call nah.. My number ends with 6235







My thoughts:-
Karl, who send you go there sef? If not that it was posted by hotnigerianjobs, would I have thought of applying? Maybe yes.