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PoliticsNational Assembly To Buhari: Drop N500bn Intervention Fund From 2016 Budget by karleone(op): 7:55am On Mar 04, 2016
The National Assembly yesterday raised concern about the
implementation of the N500 billion special intervention
fund, a cardinal programme of the Buhari administration.

The lawmakers were categorical that though the plan by
the Federal Government to spend N500 billion on
vulnerable Nigerians is laudable, its implementation will
pose problems.

Chairman, Senate Committee on Appropriation, Senator
Mohammed Danjuma Goje, who raised the issue
suggested the suspension of the plan in this year’s budget.
Goje spoke at a joint session of the Senate and House of
Representatives Committee on Appropriation meeting with
Minister of Budget and National Planning, Senator Udoma
Udo Udoma, Finance Minister Kemi Adeosun and top
officials of the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN).

Goje noted that the meeting became necessary because
members of the National Assembly had given March 17th
deadline to pass the budget.

He said that Udo-Udoma, Adeosun and others were invited to
get their final input before the budget is passed.

He also said the lawmakers want to pass an implementable
budget.

He said the N500 billion special intervention fund’s
implementation is not clearly stated in the budget.
Goje, an APC senator from Gombe and a former governor
of the state on Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) platform,
said how would the beneficiaries of the programme be
selected.

He added that there was no doubt that it would turn into a
political jamboree for political office holders.

Goje who noted that market women were listed as part of
those who would benefit from the fund wondered how
market women would be selected.

He said that in his home state of Gombe, there are no
market women but market men.

The lawmaker also declared the school feeding initiative
planned by the government as un-implementable.
Insisting that school feeding programme is largely
unsustainable. He wondered how billions of naira would
be spent on feeding pupils when most of them study under
trees due to lack of class rooms.

The government, he said, should take a second look at the
programmes, fine tune them and leave the
implementation for the 2017 fiscal year.

But Udo- Udoma said the programmes were political
promises that should be implemented in the interest of the
people.

The minister added that he would take back the concerns
raised by the lawmakers to the government.

He said the programmes were commitments that must be
done.

On recovered funds, Udoma said only established
recovered funds could be put in the budget.

He denied knowledge of a circular directing MDAs to
implement only the budget as presented by President
Muhammadu Buhari saying “I don’t think that the National
Assembly will give us back the budget the way it came.”
Udo-Udoma also insisted that the template of the 2016
budget is zero budgeting.

He added however that “zero budgeting does not mean
that we don’t have a limit.”

The minister admitted that the implementation of the
budget would be difficult especially with falling oil price in
the international market.

He noted that though the price of oil is dwindling, the cost
of production remained the same, describing the
development as a major challenge.

Udoma told the lawmakers not to increase the size of the
budget in order not to make its implementation more
difficult.

On the sources of funding the budget, he said the
government planned to borrow N1.8 trillion half of which
would be foreign loan.

He said the government was now being forced to look
inward to raise funds to implement the budget.

The minister said the government is expecting more
revenue from non oil sector of the economy including
broadening the tax base.

On oil benchmark of $38 pb, he said that benchmark will
still be retained despite falling oil price.
The benchmark, he said, was arrived at after wide
consultation.

He said that the personnel cost component of the budget is
another major challenge for the government.

He noted that though government does not plan to
retrench workers, “Government is trying to use technology
to ensure that salaries actually go to people who are
working.

Mrs Adeosun spoke on how to fund the budget.

The minister told the lawmakers that independently-
generated revenue would largely be used to fund the
budget.

She noted that cost-saving would be another means to
fund the budget.

The lawmakers also drew Udo-Udoma’s attention to the
concern of some Civil Society Organisations of about N668
billion frivolous provisions in the budget.

Source: http://thenationonlineng.net/national-assembly-to-buhari-drop-n500b-intervention-fund-from-budget-2016/

Cc: Lalasticlala
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by karleone(m): 9:30pm On Mar 03, 2016
ksstroud:
strict...
Shey na Strict kredibility?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by karleone(m): 9:12pm On Mar 03, 2016
ksstroud:
shocked shocked shocked
Bros please accept my unreserved apologia....
I have no idea such moniker exists...
The moniker though...
Tis a baby that needs to be corrected with some strokes of cane... grin
Just when you think that some monikers don't exist you see them popping out..


Oga Pankere, I hail o.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: For Unemployed Graduates ONLY by karleone(m): 12:24pm On Mar 03, 2016
Sunnypar:
Location: VI, Lagos

Qualifications:

A minimum of OND in accounting
The individual must be an undergraduate or fresh graduate awaiting NYSC
Preferably Male

How to Apply

Interested candidates should send their Resume to kadisa@cmes-engineers.com on or before 5th of March, 2016
Your message seems incomplete. What are we applying for? To whom are we applying? Please do the needful.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by karleone(m): 9:19pm On Feb 29, 2016
Jazmiynne:
Lol Engr Karl how kind can you be! I had actually thought it was 899....1000... 0891...0892 huh
Hahahaha.. Just go back to your sleep, when it gets to 999 I'll inform you.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by karleone(m): 9:16pm On Feb 29, 2016
Jazmiynne:
Thanks plenty
Welcome small
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by karleone(m): 9:14pm On Feb 29, 2016
Jazmiynne:
That's such a sweet reminder... Thanks plenty

#goes to check the current page number..... cheesy
891....issorait grin

amicable09 I hope you have not for one second imagined that I have forgotten about page 1000....

The race is still on sisterGirl! tongue
I hope you're not thinking that after 899 is 1000?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by karleone(m): 1:17pm On Feb 29, 2016
Happy Birthday CaroLyner my Leap Baby.. More blessings!!




Keep my Leap Year cake o..shey you know saay na till 2020 I go fit chop another one grin grin grin

#BeautyMadefromGold

Can't wait for July 4th
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by karleone(m): 12:06am On Feb 29, 2016
Abimbex007:
We ain't touts bro. We are die-hard fans cool
Tell him jor Except he's indirectly referring to US as t*uts
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by karleone(m): 12:04am On Feb 29, 2016
Abimbex007:
grin grin *gives high five*
#Received **chop knuckle jor** You be beta pikin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by karleone(m): 11:28pm On Feb 28, 2016
amicable09:
Lol... wait first! Let me start from the bottom up.
Karl and Abimbex? Does her father know you? Have you met her Uncles? Who gave you Abimbex? Please! Please!! Please!!! Relax first. Since we gave you the go ahead to bring your people, I have not seen you neither have I received a kobo from you!

I am rethinking this thing oooo. We need money as her parents for the farming season o! We need to buy seeds and you are not shaking your body.

You deliberately tore out some pages from your dictionary abi? Check that word again and again, look for "E" first before "N" followed by "V" and the last, "Y". Eku searching... Lol
Hehehe.. Dis in-law will not kee me o.. Shey you're looking for who to send to early suicide? Don't worry, I and my people are making great plans toward fulfilling the rites. Before that, Abimbex will give you an envelop I asked her to deliver to you. You'll have to manage the little in it o..shey you know dat Naira is on a free fall and cost of importation is on the high nau.

As for the Karl-Abimbex togetherness thing, na for inside bar we dey o. We just de drink over our yesterday win. Even her papa see us sef. I be due procex person o, so no need to be scared of me running away with her.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by karleone(m): 10:48pm On Feb 28, 2016
Abimbex007:
grin grin
You know I miss you too
That's the spirit.
Sombori shud nt be jealous o





#Jazmiynne n #ProudOlodo, as una go AWOL eh, just know that you're surely remembered
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by karleone(m): 10:43pm On Feb 28, 2016
amicable09:
Don't envy me Karl!
This moment is for mother and child! On Sunday, she will give me a treat as a good mother concerned.

Buy me a white fowl on that day Karl as per son- in -law- to-be
Envy kwa? That word does not exist in my Karoleaneupheticus Dictionary o...
You can kwontinu the missing o. I sha know that I'm not left out.



Karl n Abimbex singing
Blue is d color, winning is our dream
Long live the Landers and joy fill our home

#TrueBlues
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by karleone(m): 10:14pm On Feb 28, 2016
Abimbex007:
Mon amour, I missed you kiss
Me nko?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by karleone(m): 10:10pm On Feb 28, 2016
ksstroud:
Wishing you all a marching forward week...
.
.
Abimbawealth
Abimbex007
Amicable09
Karleone
Dahveydson
Proudolodo
Wroskian
Better person, I sight you.
Wish you same
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by karleone(m): 1:06pm On Feb 28, 2016
ksstroud:
She's all my TRUST....so lilax
grin grin grin So much for a happy home
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by karleone(m): 11:36am On Feb 28, 2016
Dahveydson:
ksstroud, make you and your concubine Girlfriend Wife carry una wahala go private. grin grin grin
Abimba must hear this
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Enugu Electricity Distribution Company Graduate Trainee Program by karleone(m): 7:05pm On Feb 27, 2016
Bekeey:
Please and please dis thread is made for EEDC graduate recruitment update not a chat room....Please note dt
Sorry for digressing. Plea has been noted.
Any news?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: PwC Nigeria 2016 Graduate Recruitment by karleone(m): 10:49am On Feb 27, 2016
TheRealAdonye:
PwC has a website. Sometime, generally available information not from the main source might be outdated. Kindly go here and tell me if PwC ng is at Muri.

I'm not berating you in the slightest so please don't misconstrue this.
We learn everyday.

Cc Agreatman
Pyths102
Thanks. I will go and check it out.

****modified****

Correction noted.
Once again, thank you
Jobs/VacanciesRe: PwC Nigeria 2016 Graduate Recruitment by karleone(m): 9:00am On Feb 27, 2016
TheRealAdonye:
1200% sure it isn't.
I checked it on Google before quoting you. They have an annex in Chief Yusuf Abiodun Way, Oniru Estate, VI and another office in Plot 252E Muri Okunola Streetn VI.
I'm actually not sure o.. Writing based n what Google provided.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: PwC Nigeria 2016 Graduate Recruitment by karleone(m): 8:39am On Feb 27, 2016
TheRealAdonye:
Who/ What is at Muri Okunola? huh
I think it's the location of PWC office in Lagos
EducationRe: Can I Still Graduate With First Class With 3.76 GPA by karleone(m): 12:20am On Feb 27, 2016
ugonna1054:
please wat crappy sch is that?
Go and ask lala.sticlala d name of his "crappy" school.
I don see you wey go Uncrappy school. Mtchewwww!!!! Don't you ever mention me when next you want to ask this useless question.
RomanceRe: I Can't Be Pregnant Now! The Pills Aren't Working!! Pls Help Me! by karleone(m): 11:26pm On Feb 26, 2016
abimbawealth:
Don't be surprised that the ones prescribing drugs have never seen the pills sef and the ones with the various stories bad pass the Øp...



Lol @your prayer... Amen
Abi? Part of the things you see in faceless forums like NL.

That prayer is necessary o.. No time to trust all dis Nairalanders sef.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Enugu Electricity Distribution Company Graduate Trainee Program by karleone(m): 11:22pm On Feb 26, 2016
amicable09:
Wow! That's cool. Happy get together...
Thanks.
D same way I'll tell my kids of Amicable when they ask, 'Dad, who's dis Amicable you kept mentioning when you were in Nairaland?" grin grin
FamilyRe: Getting A Wife by karleone(m): 10:55pm On Feb 26, 2016
Donbrig:
I've been happily married to my white wife, since 14yrs and blessed with two beautiful kids. And with lots of properties and other investments in Nigeria, which my mother helped me to established. Now that my mother is getting older and weaker by the day, the burden of who to help me manage my wealth in Nigeria is falling heavily on me little by little. My kids might not show interest in going to Nigeria to manage or takeover my investments.

I love my wife and her family whom God had used to bless me in all areas of life. The decision to marry a second wife who will help me organize things when I'm not around had been troubling me. As I prepare to visit Naija in few weeks time, I am so confused and don't know what to do.

Pls, I need all the good advice I can get, to prevent me from making a decision I might regret for the rest of my life.

Insults are also allowed, but be diplomatic a little bit.

Thank You.
OP, kindly pack up and return to your Native country jor. What makes you think that marrying a Second wife will help protect/cater for the investment? If you're not ready to come back home, kindly PM me so we can discuss on how to work out a plan.
Note: if las las ur wifey com know say you keep anoda woman for naija eh, na hot water she go pour u be dat o.
PoliticsRe: Gov Willie Is Working... Truth About That Phrase . See Pix Below. by karleone(m): 10:42pm On Feb 26, 2016
Bia dis OP, next time you put "see pix" and you end up not putting it, I will kpafuka your head. Don't you know that some peeps open some threads simply because there are pix attached?
Apply caution o
RomanceRe: Please O My Neighbor's Daughter Is In Trouble!!! by karleone(m): 10:31pm On Feb 26, 2016
lalasticlallla:
grin grin grin
I don't even need to look @ your moniker twice or even click on it to tell that you're a newbie. I know saay you dey crush on our guy Lala.. Oya talk true, why de triple L?







Welcome to Nairaland.
RomanceRe: I Can't Be Pregnant Now! The Pills Aren't Working!! Pls Help Me! by karleone(m):
abimbawealth:
Lol... my hand no dey O, imagine the prescriptions, it's simple logic... they are dangerous
Abeg o! Make e no dey o.. I fit cannor attest for you o..

I still cannot believe dat yeye tori. How on earth can someone come on a forum like dis to announce her his awful intentionshuh
I just pity those prescribing abortion drugs and techniques to him. It really shows what they can go far to do in life when faced with such situation(s).


Prayer:
O Lord, let the Angel that I will call my wife have that God fearing spirit as to not tow the path of evil and hate.
RomanceRe: I Can't Be Pregnant Now! The Pills Aren't Working!! Pls Help Me! by karleone(m): 9:46pm On Feb 26, 2016
abimbawealth:
Some presciptions here are deadly...orogun, alabukun e.t.c
Abeg op, don't endanger yourself
Speaking from experience?
RomanceRe: I Can't Be Pregnant Now! The Pills Aren't Working!! Pls Help Me! by karleone(m): 9:32pm On Feb 26, 2016
I actually do not believe this tori but...


My $1 talk:
Why choose to murder this precious soul? You never can tell what you're carrying in there and all you care about is yourself and the shame it will cause you.
Just for the sake of some minutes/hours 'enjoyment' you fell for this sin of fornication and here you are seeking for counseling. Bear the shame you think the pregnancy will cause and deliver that child.

Assuming you asked me before making that journey, I would have advised you but now it's too late.








PS: If I was the one in you state, I'd rather bear the sufferings of one sin than let two come upon me.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Enugu Electricity Distribution Company Graduate Trainee Program by karleone(m): 8:15pm On Feb 26, 2016
amicable09:
Karl, who sabi you reach your papa house? lol
Na my before before classmate o. Never thot I'd see him here one day o..

#NL taking you back to old pals
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Enugu Electricity Distribution Company Graduate Trainee Program by karleone(m): 7:58pm On Feb 26, 2016
anochuks08:
Iwu***u Ch**om. S*r P*t
Hehehehe.. You got it right. How far? E don tey o

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