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Crime / Re: Police Arrest Suspect Who Claimed To Have Seen Charms In Car Of Boy Killed (Vid) by Kaxmytex(m): 9:38pm On Apr 24
Ijapa meta
Religion / Re: A Place In Kenya Where They Pay To See A Mermaid (video) by Kaxmytex(m): 9:36pm On Apr 22
Oluwole manmade...


Abeg no ask me how I know o..
Education / Re: UNN Lecturer, Professor Mfonobong David Udoudom Caught Pants Down In GS Building by Kaxmytex(m): 9:33pm On Apr 22
Lecturing Job no easy...

Ordinary tutorial, na grace of God dey cover us...

But why go for married woman, na rubbish nah ...
Na pesin wey no get level dey run shii with married pple
Phones / Re: The Itel A70 Vs Redmi A3: Which Is Better? by Kaxmytex(m): 11:33am On Apr 17
Ladies and gentlemen, this post was made using "itel A70 AWESOME" with an extendable 8gb ram, 64gb rom, having an advance octa-core processor and 5000mAh battery with type-C charging port..
So far so good, the phone Is 5 day old in my hand and I haven't experienced any form of overheating which is common among other itel models, charging is super fast, the display on the 6.6" screen is pretty cool.
Price wey I buy am is 78,500, e suppose don less now coz naira don dey fight back ..
Science/Technology / Re: Musk's Neuralink Shows First Brain-chip Patient Playing Online Chess by Kaxmytex(m): 2:23pm On Mar 21
Wait until dey start controlling the chip from God knows where...

God gave free will for a reason, some people sha wan turn robot..
No way I'm having that shii in my head

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Crime / Re: Armed Robbers Kill Access Bank Staff In Anyigba, Kogi (Graphic Photo) by Kaxmytex(m): 9:32am On Mar 08

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Romance / Re: My Mother Keeps Rejecting All My Suitors Because A Prophet Said So - Naija Lady by Kaxmytex(m): 10:42pm On Feb 29
I no dey advice diz people...


She go later marry a guy that is not from abroad, she go still come dey on the lookout for the guy from abroad...
The guy from abroad will definitely show, and she go use her hand collapse the marriage she had with the guy that is not from abroad.

She go marry the guy from abroad and she go travel go abroad. Las Las, she go see men from abroad, divorce the one wey carry her go abroad, marry another man in abroad, before u know it, she don marry, Asian, Latino American, hispanic, Afro American, etc.. set awon Jedidah Judah...

She is not looking for advice, she is only looking for person wey go validate what the prophet told her mom...

God wey give u free will go still come tell one man the person wey u suppose dey with.

U dey taste random mic, u gather their names give ur mama make she go give pastor make e choose one wey God want for you, una no dey rate God o...
Sports / Re: Osimhen Confirmed Fit, In Training Today & Available For Selection Tomorrow by Kaxmytex(m): 6:32pm On Feb 06
Abeg no force am o....

His 100% health comes first abeg...

Afcon Final still dey
NYSC / Re: NYSC To Be Reformed Into Revenue-Generating Agency – FG by Kaxmytex(m): 6:24am On Feb 05
I wan generate money from nysc means all the money wey i dey pump inside nysc gats stop...


Congrats corper weee
Science/Technology / Re: Moon Is Shrinking, And Researchers Reveal Reasons by Kaxmytex(m): 12:00pm On Feb 02
Sapa sef reach moon

Who i come be??

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Family / Re: Meat Seller’s Wife Surprises Him On Birthday (Photos, Video) by Kaxmytex(m): 9:17am On Feb 01
E get as e be...

This shii no dey move guys, we know he is way younger than u, u cherish him, e get the stamina to satisfy ur urge and he is a hardworking man who will go to any length for his fam, hence, u need to do everything to impress him...
No overdo ursef, no put much expectation on him because of the gesture u just made... if hin no come with paranran on your birthday, no raise eyebrow....
Politics / Re: 1,500 Redeployed CBN Staff Resume At Lagos Office by Kaxmytex(m): 7:19am On Jan 30
Sports / Re: Victor Osimhen Celebrates With Fans (Video) by Kaxmytex(m): 1:28pm On Jan 28
Osi na spirited player...

He was just relentless on the pitch...
Sports / Re: The Most Beautiful African Female Fans At The AFCON (Pictures) by Kaxmytex(m): 4:12pm On Jan 26
Omo!

Pikin wey neva reach another pesin papa farmland go talk sey na hin papa own big pas...

Naija barnies still dey learn

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Sports / Re: AFCON 2023: Super Eagles Progress To Knockout Rounds (Photos) by Kaxmytex(m): 8:48pm On Jan 22
We dey lift am...

But we need to stop wasting chances

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Fashion / Re: #NoGreeForAnybody: Bride Quarrels With Her Makeup Artist On Her Wedding Day by Kaxmytex(m): 10:49pm On Jan 21
U don't fight a pig unless u wanna get dirty, the MUA suppose know diz, now she is on cam doing shii that is unprofessional, this is not good for her craft. atleast, both customer wey get sense and the one wey no get are always right, sticking to that would have helped...
Religion / Re: What The Bible Teaches About Money by Kaxmytex(m): 9:57am On Jan 21
People wey come up with the concept called money no plan good thing for diz world...

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Family / Re: Am I Being Paranoid? Please Help Me by Kaxmytex(m): 3:43pm On Jan 20
Simple tactics, she wan hold on to the boy make hin dey use am collect foreign currency...

Scenario one, u hold on to the boy, hin papa no go send u, no expect anything from him, u take full responsibility of the boy, u get slim chance of having another guy wey go wan help u take care of him, trust some naija guyz, to them, u be after one, dem no send u or ur son... and lastly, u get plenty beggings and explanation to give in the future on how u ended up being a stumbing block to ur son, hin papa go dey europe with another barny wey go don born another one for am..

Scenario two, u release the boy to his dad, forget communication, he is just 10, hin papa no go send u, if he is God fearing, maybe a phone conversation once in 4month. On the bright side, u get the chance to start ur life afresh, another mumu guy fit wife u, u don't have to hide the fact that u already gave birth, tell am ur ex husband ran away with ur child to Europe, matter no pas like dat, if the young boy deems it fit to find you in the future, e go come for you..

Summary
if u hold on to the boy now, the pain dey future..
If u release the boy to go have a better future, the pain is just only now...

The odds are against u on the boy
Travel / Re: What I Saw At The Ibadan Explosion Site (pics/ Video) by Kaxmytex(m): 4:51pm On Jan 19
Still dey imagine the amount of TNT dat was stored in this place....

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Sports / Re: My Ideal Nigeria Formation Against Ivory Coast And Why Kelechi Is Instrumental by Kaxmytex(m): 12:36pm On Jan 17
If LW and RW are in good shape, the elephants go collect..
That last match, I no just feel Moses Simon at all, it's unlike him, I no know wetin xup, I just wan see the Simon wey I use to know tomorrow

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Food / Re: Can You Fry These Two Without Tasting Them? by Kaxmytex(m): 12:32pm On Jan 17
Make we just dey thank God sey no be heaven's requirement be dat....
Sports / Re: ‘Now I Know Who I Am’: Giannis Antetokounmpo Makes An Epic First Trip Home . by Kaxmytex(m): 12:23pm On Jan 17
Kaabo, omo rere bi iyan
Ndewo, ezigbo nwa
barka da zuwa, yaron kirki

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Politics / Re: Nigerians Have No Reason To Be Poor, Tinubu Tells APC Governors by Kaxmytex(m): 9:33am On Jan 14
No be lie....

Both human and physical resources are fvckingly in abundance...
Politics / Re: Tinubu Sets Up Special Panel To Probe N-Power, Others by Kaxmytex(m): 8:07pm On Jan 13
Nairaland / General / Re: Average Monthly Bills Spent On Subscription/Utilities..!!! by Kaxmytex(m): 5:50pm On Jan 11
Dstv 4200
Electricity 6000
Data and airtime 8000
PMS for gen 15,000
Transport 1k daily x25.. 25000


Omo! I neva reason am like diz before

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Family / Re: Nairaland Baby Is 5. Hurray!! Wish Me Well, dear Uncles And Aunties!! by Kaxmytex(m): 1:25pm On Jan 11
Happy birthday baby girl...
God bless ur new age

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Romance / Re: How Do You Reply A Friend Who Said This About Your Spouse? by Kaxmytex(m): 8:59am On Jan 11
Wait, u dey eye my babe??

Na question wey dey reset brain be dat...
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Linkedin, Indeed And Others Are They Real And Useful? by Kaxmytex(m): 11:12am On Jan 10
Linkedin don cast...

Xoxo lies everywhere...

aeronautical and analytical management, laslas na witchcraft.
Risk and financial analyst, bros na ontop sportybet u dey stay 247
Anatomical and body work exhibitionist, mama, u be stripper

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Education / Re: 107 Private Universities To Be Investigated By FG's Panel by Kaxmytex(m): 9:39am On Jan 10
This BAT era, na investigation everywhere

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Food / Re: Show Your Christmas Cooking & Livestock You're Using ⭕️ by Kaxmytex(m): 1:23pm On Dec 24, 2023
It's about to go down....
Romance / Re: What Do You Do When You Like A Guy Who Has A Girlfriend Already? (VIDEO) by Kaxmytex(m): 6:27pm On Dec 13, 2023
Pastor talk sey he has a GF and not wife, all of them dey happy...

Majority of diz gender dey sick o....

As a guy, if I know sey u get partner, I dey abort mission asap...no time

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Crime / Re: Masquerade Spotted Being Punished By Nigerian Army (video) by Kaxmytex(m): 5:40pm On Dec 08, 2023

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