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How time flies

RepoMan007:
So unfair.
Someone studying accounting and another studying engineering cant be weighted on sam scale. Do it faculty by faculty.

What's this?
Una go just open mouth waaa

Well deserved recognition..

Talk of prof wey fit handle Chihuahuas even at old age, that's wole Soyinka...
Because sey a man air his opinion no mean sey u go use 600naira 2.5gb dey abuse am...
That man go talk one thing today, next 3 decade, e go still dey ring, unlike u wey go use ur 600naira 2.5gb talk one thing, and e don expire before that data... nobody knows you, u go just dey online dey constitute nuisance all because ur opinion no align with other people's opinion, u better think about life..

U don go igbara, u don go igboro, u come dey suggest open marriage for ur so called husband, still come dey spew thrash sey u love him..
wetin be diz?

If u ask ur so called compatriots to arise, who the heck are ur foes??


65years ago, a woman came up with the line, though tribe and tongue may differ, in brotherhood we stand, una sure sey she never see 100years ahead.

As a Yoruba guy, fear sef dey grip me with some soup wey I don chop....

Yoruba soup are highly medicinal, no be one kind soup u fit just decide in a blink of an eye sey u wan go make because u just cook ur rice, u go don make up ur mind like a week to that time, dey prep ur sef how u go take run am...na once in a while soup, they are not made to be a common soup or usuals...
Questions like, hope u are on leave at work, do u have plenty of water to drink and bathe, how many people wan chop am,etc has to be put in place before making some Yoruba soup.. u go fear nah...anything you are taking in has to have a positive effect on ur body, na their mantra be dat....
U fit chop soup for 5min, make u open mouth for 10min, dat one too dey...

Yorubas get plenty soup, they are not just common or usuals u will find in a restaurant..
They can make a soup out of any leaf... do u even know that some leaf dey wey be sey Dem no fit pluck Dem at anytime, u gats first check the time before touching those leaves, they believe plucking it at the wrong time, u are going home with a sleeping leaves with zero potency.....lolzzz
Soup dey o, na u no go far....

1BTC is close to 100meter now...
O loud gan....


For now, just dey tap
u hear, fine girl....
No cry, wipe ur tears, just keep tapping..

Fulfilling 100m promise now go hard o....

I think we all agreed that we are voting tinubu again so that the Stoopid Nigerians wey vote him can feel the shege dey voted once more...
Please, distinction gats dey between us and bat o, bat can't fulfil is promises, we promise diz guyz shege, abeg make we fulfil am....

Foodstuff, then I go sell am....

Funny girls ..

I am sure the guy wey dey bombard her with text knows about you...

She felt she is getting older to settle down, if u are sexting other girls, u fit dump her, where she wan come start from...
She needed an option, her NYSC guy fits in....

One thing about diz ladies, they are only loyal to their feelings, 4get sey na ship of 7yrs, she doesn't care, if she's feeling another person, just free ur mind from her....
U don't have to block her, delete her contact, if she calls, don't pick and drop the call, if she text, don't reply, if she comes back begging, don't even think am sey u wan accept am back, don't stalk her on SM, unfollow and unfriend on all SM, don't block her, na she go do the blocking by herself....

Don't enter another ship in haste, e no dey end well...
Work on urself
Build urself
Get ur mind of her.
Don't wish her any negativity in ur mind.
Wish her well

Na sporty she play, life na risk...

Wahala, if obi had been the president, by now everywhere fit don burst o

Song hitting my screen one more time...

Nice jam

Zero cap

It pays to put so much thought and hardwork in whatever you do..
A black beauty incorporated with massive brain, congratulations ma'am..

Well deserved

One of the few content creators wey get something upstairs...

No be by objectifying and sexualizing the BBL people, if u still wan ply that route, continue..
E no dey pas 1-2years,

Congrat to layi wasabi, e go school and school pas through am, e dey reflect for hin content..
Every content was a hit back to back.

Congratulations once again THE LAW

As it should be, emotions are for sissy's...

If at a point in time u cheated on ur man and u think e go dey hidden for life, like u are taking it to ur grave.... dey dere dey whine devil, that guy no dey disappoint, u just dey postpone ur pain....
The moment u consent to another man make hin spread ur legs like divider wey dey mathematical set, u've violated the so called person u called ur man, u've disrespected him big time, just find a way and tell him make the relationship or marriage end for there, doing that will give u the utmost peace of mind...
After una don dey separate ways, u fit come decide sey u wan become one of his call girls or u learn to have a self worth wey go help u stay respectful in ur next ship if u ain't too old...Ur choice....

Shoutout to all the newly wedded barnies wey still dey cut eye for another man outside, we are rooting for y'all, please.... just cheat on the idiaat wey put ring for ur finger, u can do it, no big deal in it....

handling bwess ain't a big deal but handling bwess with braids, damn! that's some real gangster shii....the chimp na OG



Werey, I know sey u go scroll up to look at the picture again....

LadyRosa:
Mtchew!
So as I no marry am, you think say na because him no get money

Una can mumu for this NL Walayi!
So the one wey marry me, give me children no be man that one be?!

Make una try dey comot una sense from una rectum to reason well.

Typical 9ja Lady, she don shapaly result to insult

Who said anything about u not marrying him because he doesn't have any money...
Lolzz, I only said condition, many circumstances fit be the condition..
I don't want to believe ur godmother told u to leave him because of the circumstances u stated above coz you are smart and if u are to have a godmother, it's definitely going to be a smarter one..
Big respect to the man wey marry and give u children, na real man hin be but how u wan make hin process am if he gets to know that u still gathering information on the man ur godmother told u not to marry

LadyRosa:
I still have feelings for WHO?!WTF!!!
I didn't care to read the remaining of your writeup after that sentence. Love kor! Blokus ni!

The self-deception is real...

Make I clear ur first lie, u read everything finish...
Feelings no dey there and u have the information that he is still single,... like WTF!!!
Only God knows other information u had about him...

I just dey imagine the guy dey in good condition, the union prep. between u guyz going on smoothly, no godmother wey talk anything, but the guy godfather tok sey make hin halt the preparation, and the guy had to settle down and marry another lady ...

E sure me, the guy go don run mad by now...

LadyRosa:
I'm married with kids.

And no, even if I wasn't married she is not still an ekwenzu. The guy sef isn't married till now.

U are dating a guy, ur godmother scatter the relationship, u ended up marring another person, u don born 3 and u still have the information that the guy ur godmother stopped u from marrying is still single till date....

Wowwww...
I just pray u don't end up hating that godmother for life coz it's obvious u still have feelings for that guy, u are stalking him to know the kind of girl she dey with wether she's better than you.
If the guy condition had been better, I'm sure ur godmother no get mind to shook mouth ontop r'ship wey she no know how e take start.
Now the guy condition still the same after u don born 3, ur godmother deserve some flowers for halting the union..
I pray God elevate that guy sha, he has been through a lot enough...

No, they don't die...

They reincarnate to another country they last dreamt off when they were alive...

Every life has a time to be spent aloted to it, u can't end what u don't start.

Lolzzz,OBJ was a menance.... dude was practically rigging with reckless abandon

As Nigeria be today, any state wey give 90% to one candidate, something fishy don xup....

Just Imagine ur friend knowing u are dating 2guyz at once, and she feels this guy wey u dey treat like diz no deserve am coz he is very nice to you and even ur friends... but to u, it's a game, if plan A no work, plan B go work out
As u no value am, what's bad in it if she helps u value am...

All she just need to do is burst ur double dating game to this mr nice guy....

We have seen diz scenarios like thousands of time...

If foul play no dey on ur path, I see no reason why the guy will ditch u for ur friend considering the number of years u both have been together..

Love is pain, stick to one person, even if the person eventually leaves which will definitely be painful, he only left for another person wey go wipe that tears and stay for life, if u feel u are a gamer, Dem reach like 5 for ur hand, na u go hear am laslas, no be curse, na universal law

Wahala....

If ur husband no knack u the way u want, the best thing to do is call him and tell him point blank that u ain't satisfied, na ur other half be dat. as a guy, that ur woman come reason u sey u no satisfy am no mean sey she's loose or she was promiscuous at a point in time..
U both need to come together and find solutions to it, e fit be hormonal imbalance, two good heads are better than one, u both have to come together and fix whatever causes the problem, cheating will only create more problems

And if hin come dey knack u d way u like, try dey tell am, no show am, tell am with ur mouth sey u feel the knack, thank you...

A yahoo guy stayed eyes open all through the night bombing as they always call it, 1 doll bill, e no collect, he was then lost in deep thought, and he was like "omo! this thing don hard o, e be like sey I go leave am o" he bombed till daybreak, e no see anything. The time wey everybody dey wake up, na that time sleep carry am go Dreamland, for hin dream, hin come see sey client send am huge amount of money, happiness wan kill am, he woke up and said to himself, hope still dey, I just need to have patience, everywhere go still soft.
He picked up his phone and he continue bombing , some couple of minute pas, he feels he needed a break, he decides to surf the net to check the latest news and happenings in Nigeria, yeah! he was on nairaland and he clicked on efcc record of convicting 500 people, he scrolled down to read some comments, lo and behold, he saw this one, yeah! The one you are particularly looking at right now, why are u smiling, bro... I am talking to u o...
Lemme first congratulate you, even If efcc reach 2million people, Dem no fit catch u, the reason is not far fetched bro, it's just that, one naira or dollar or pounds or euro or Kuwait dinar will never come out of yahoo for u again, I no curse u, it is what it is.. u don collect for that end before, it's game over now.
All u just have to do now is, find ONE tech skill, and take ur time to learn it, 3years after, come and thank me...
Note: When choosing the tech skill, make sure nobody is telling u which one to chose and make sure it is just only ONE you are focusing on...
Looking forward to see ur mention in year 2027
Thank you very much

Nothing xup in fighting but using cutlass, knife, bottles,etc, that's an act of cowardice..

Student no go deny extra lessons nah....


Simple tactics

No need to blame anybody

The number of student wey make am pas the 200 mark should be admitted automatically...
The rest should go and pick beans

Ijapa meta

Oluwole manmade...


Abeg no ask me how I know o..

Lecturing Job no easy...

Ordinary tutorial, na grace of God dey cover us...

But why go for married woman, na rubbish nah ...
Na pesin wey no get level dey run shii with married pple

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