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Celebrities / Re: Khloe: I Attempted To Commit Suicide After My Nude Surgery Photo Was Released by Kaxmytex(m): 8:43am On Jan 26, 2022
matrix199:
And she didn't die? Well, hollandia yoghurt is also a chemical.
Comrade, u no show love o

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Romance / Re: My Future Wife Whatsapp Chat by Kaxmytex(m): 6:25pm On Jan 25, 2022
Ur babe and the guy get history... not a random toaster wey dey chyke girl for dm, reason why he dropped the msg that his friends(sammy and mayor) paid him a visit, ur babe sabi dem by affirming to it with an "okay" reply, they are more like an ex..

The guy like ur babe, he is willing to do anything for her but he is unaware ur babe is marrying soon...

Ur babe no get feelings for him but she want them to be on good terms, reason why she dey stress on "you won't forgive me" who knows hin fit drop billing on him after marriage, let's just say ur babe wan day collect the guy money..

I don't know how desperate ur babe could be in clinging to her maga, maybe she is the type wey go use her body to get what she want, I don't know..

Ur babe nid beta convo, sit her down, nack her head with beta word, the path she dey tread no dey end well
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: UEFA Champions League Draw To Be Re-done Following Glitches by Kaxmytex(m): 2:36pm On Dec 13, 2021
Make i sha see chelsea bayern...

E be like sey UEFA wan do diz draw 200times sha...

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Food / Re: What's The Weirdest Thing Hunger Made You Do? by Kaxmytex(m): 11:49am On Sep 30, 2021
Offpoint1:
Ate eba with palm oil and salt...
Ate fufu with leftover indomie water
Ate raw rice with my neigbour's stew aroma
Trek from Oda Town in Akure to Futa to borrow N500.
Trek from Badadgry to Ajah for 30k job's interview...
If suffering was person, then it's Offpoint.

Life's brutal and those from less privilege homes take the worse share of it.

You don't know what the fxxck life is until you left your parents at teenage age, we ain't there yet but we will fight poverty with the last drop of our blood.
For those who got parental/relatives support and are still eating from their parents... You don't know y'all are lucky bastxxds

Enipe

Oda road to futa sef no possible, not to talk of the main town, shey u dey whine ur ancestor ni??

Come off it joor...

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Celebrities / Re: Chefchi Chioma Storms The Gym To Workout In Skin Tight Gym Wear by Kaxmytex(m): 8:23am On Jun 05, 2021
WTF is ex-Fiancée grin grin grin

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Sports / Re: The Champions League Quarter Finals by Kaxmytex(m): 12:45pm On Mar 19, 2021
Chelsea in final... cool cool

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Religion / Re: Wale Oke: God Killed UNILAG Lecturer Who Demanded Sex From My Daughter by Kaxmytex(m): 10:05pm On Feb 01, 2021
Pious101:
really? U will know it is necessary when u become a victim

If I am a victim, I go come announce am sey I send God to kill am...
Religion / Re: Wale Oke: God Killed UNILAG Lecturer Who Demanded Sex From My Daughter by Kaxmytex(m): 10:00pm On Feb 01, 2021
This is unnecessary

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Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Stopped Calling And Picking My Calls by Kaxmytex(m): 1:00am On Jan 13, 2021
Ships and wahala..


You love the guy but you don't know if he truly loves you, reason why u dey give am test and exam
The guy loves you and he knows you love him aswell reason why he bone straight for 3weeks without looking ur syd coz he knows u will come back to him

Una two dey in love but ego and insecurity dey do una strong thing...

The guy is not done yet, if he is done, e go don block u tey tey..

I think u two still have an unfinished business, if eventually u guyz made it back together, make sure sey una wage war against those worst fears which are insecurity and ego...

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Music/Radio / Re: Who Do You Think Deserve The Next Rated Award Even If Not Given. by Kaxmytex(m): 12:54pm On Jan 09, 2021
They all deserve it..

I wish bella could just grab this one and break the jinz, but the award no dey favour street... congrats to omah in advance, hot back to back ep wey mad...

Next rated causing wahala since 2011, wizkid lashing the likes of iceprince, olamide and tiwa savage to win am, e don dey tey sha...

Dem no suppose nominate tems, the girl is just too good for Nigerian music, her talent no be here...
Crime / Re: Funmi Folorunso Shot Dead In Ondo (Photos) by Kaxmytex(m): 3:56pm On Dec 30, 2020
R.I.P

Her husby look more like a gangster..

To the upcoming gangsters, no plan to have a family, na beg i dey beg, to avoid diz kind story.. babe plenty diz days wey dey find hard guy, all those "my boyfriend is too gentle" crew, u fit just pick one of those ones and remove the fact that una go dey born pikin for una sef.. if las las, she follow war go heaven, it is what she wished for..

This woman is too beautiful not to have make it to 2021..
I pray God grant her family the fortitude to bear this loss

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Jokes Etc / Re: Tailor's Disappiontment (check Out This Pics) by Kaxmytex(m): 12:20pm On Dec 25, 2020
Some tailors need am..

Anything to motivate dem for a hasty job is so much welcoming....

Awon amaka..
Politics / Re: Budweiser Send 644 Bottles Of Beer To 160 Goalkeepers Messi Scored Against by Kaxmytex(m): 6:11pm On Dec 24, 2020
160 goal keeper go drink beer..

Keeper like oblak, na trailer go deliver the beer give am...

No goal is easy, every moment the king faces those guyz, no be beans, they truly deserve the beer...

Cech do stronghead for chelsea, las las, hin waka go arsenal, by now hin 2 beer go don land for hin syd..
Jokes Etc / Re: Which Of These Animals Are You More Afraid Of [ Cockcrach Snake Dog Rat by Kaxmytex(m): 4:12pm On Oct 18, 2020
Bed bug, if one enter ur house just find petrol and burn the whole house...
Music/Radio / Re: Big Dreams Talent: "9ja Go Beta" - Nigerian Youths Call For Good Governance by Kaxmytex(m): 3:51pm On Oct 18, 2020
dope, I must say..
Religion / Re: Itshekiri Are Yorubas And Benin Kingship Is Yoruba- Ayo Oritsejafor by Kaxmytex(m): 3:45pm On Oct 18, 2020
Juliusmalema:


I have my own dad.

His name his Ayo and I am right addressing him as such.

if you are ones that leave your dad to call another person daddy then Sorry for you.

Taa...
pesin wey talk sey pesin no get respect, but the respect sef no dey hin post...

u no see hin mouth like "his name is ayo"... because the man no be ur church pastor abi...

u fit call ur pastor by hin name...
Religion / Re: Itshekiri Are Yorubas And Benin Kingship Is Yoruba- Ayo Oritsejafor by Kaxmytex(m): 3:32pm On Oct 18, 2020
Juliusmalema:

Read read.
Moreover, Ayo is not your age mate to be referred to as this one.
Highly disrespectful.
it is disrespectful to just write ayo, why u no add daddy?

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Romance / Re: Think About It by Kaxmytex(m): 1:08pm On Oct 16, 2020
pele o.. panel beater..
Romance / Re: The trick that I use to collect any girl's number by Kaxmytex(m): 1:06pm On Oct 16, 2020
where the trick, u suppose chop stick..
Romance / Re: Bank Manager Shot Dead After Being Caught Sleeping With Another Man's Wife by Kaxmytex(m): 12:57pm On Oct 16, 2020
marriage na till death do us part, death always stays for one lane wating patiently for a day to separate newly wed couple, if u are coming in to put assunder as a third party, death fit dey envy ur separation techniques, the guy fit vex make hin kuku carry u go...
Crime / Re: Two Police Officers Caught Smoking Weed While In Uniform by Kaxmytex(m): 12:15pm On Oct 16, 2020
speechless...

we have a long way to go...


NDLEA over to you guys..

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Politics / Re: #ENDSARS Deadliest Ex Sars Officer James Nwafor by Kaxmytex(m): 12:10pm On Oct 16, 2020
I think he should be investigated and interogated
Celebrities / Re: Bbnaija Star Ozo Makes Debut On Super Sports Channel (photos, Video) by Kaxmytex(m): 12:03pm On Oct 16, 2020
na everybody wan dey use this guy dey catch cruise... cheesy
Romance / Re: Net Worth Of The Oldest Prostitute In Africa After Sleeping With 28,000 Men by Kaxmytex(m): 12:00pm On Oct 16, 2020
28,000 shockedshocked
u deserve a statue..
Celebrities / Re: Where Is The Police Trust Fund? - Falz Asks (video) by Kaxmytex(m): 11:54am On Oct 16, 2020
thank you, folarin..
this is an eye opener..

the trust fund go dey but one person go dey embezzle am.. na curse for their body.. they can't just do without embezzlement

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Sports / Re: Ajegunle Names Astro Turf Mini Stadium And Park After Odion Ighalo by Kaxmytex(m): 11:47am On Oct 16, 2020
astro turf are lovely, u score goals and u slide freely...
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Calls On Beyonce To Join Endsars Movement by Kaxmytex(m): 11:39am On Oct 16, 2020
the world is lending their voices against police brutality and sars, what is stopping beyonce..
we accepted ur album down here, we love u and your music on all platforms..
use ur platform now and spread the message for the people who gave u a welcoming hands..

I am with tiwa on this...

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Romance / Re: #endsars: CEO Of Twitter Joins Campaign, Read Twitt by Kaxmytex(m): 2:05am On Oct 15, 2020
9ja wan crash twitter for the guy...
Crime / Re: Kaduna Residents Join #ENDSARS Protest (video) by Kaxmytex(m): 7:04pm On Oct 13, 2020
Blood and sweat won't go in vain...

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Events / Re: Woman Disrupts Wedding In Zambian Catholic Church; Claims Groom Is Her Husband by Kaxmytex(m): 10:53am On Oct 12, 2020
Woro si woro

the bride knew the man get wife before, the countenance tells a lot..

How can u wed another person's husband secretly?..

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Politics / Re: How Tinubu Diverted N22.4bn, $4.4m From Alpha Beta - Sahara Reporters by Kaxmytex(m): 5:27pm On Oct 09, 2020
Chai... See one man embezzling public fund anyhow o...

Naija, which way..

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Celebrities / Re: John Boyega Tweets About EndSARS Protest by Kaxmytex(m): 5:23pm On Oct 09, 2020
But what is difficult in ending sars....

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