I stayed at Bethlehem when I was in ondo...

Cool people, love their dialect like mad
Their tradition is just so dope, e get one event like dat wey dem dey observe, female gender no dey come out, na indoor things till evening time, they call it ODUNMOKO. as develop as dem be, dem no abolish their tradition..
Yaba in ondo is just a beauty to behold, everywhere just make sense..
Hardly can u see an untarred road in ondo...

The town dey try

I get coconut head, I no dey hear word, stop no dey my dictionary, I kip on believing even if the outcome no favor me...
me and atheism are just two parallel lines

Dem gals sef no sabi...

It's all about the shape..
As we get g l-string, we also get c-string, the names are given based on the shape...

My own narrative..

He is a US Spy, C.I.A agent or whatever, planted in a drug cartel organization to extract info, he later got his identity changed after operation don end..

The moment they reveal who hin be, mafias dey come for him and his family, But God bless America, they ain't snitch..

Better man...

U don't drag with pigs if u don't want ur linen stained..
Na pesin wey corrupt pas dey win Nigerian election, know that and know the ultimate peace...

Tribaland
Another one

Bios shii

I don suffer for this error hand, if u fix am now, dey expect am again...

Get ur bootable flash drive ready sha coz the day wey hin go strike pas ASUU dey near

Men in black collecting white...

If u know wetin I mean, u dey among people wey normalize that scam...

I just dey imagine how hin go don beg seun tire b4 moving diz to fp...

Abi na hin brother sef, e fit dey do am for blood... it's thicker than water

we go look, we go comot eyes, mata no pas like dat

If u are seeing this, abeg no pressure that bros wey no marry, tell that woman too make she no pressure am...

ndidibabe:
Most Americans must be insane..

Wicked!

07kjb:
Is this guy not too old to be our president

Are most of us insane in this country?

At what age will u refer to someone as old?

Liverpool, ur nightmare don show

Ex means expired, no one will stop u from taking an expired product, but just know that ur health is at stake..

R.I.P MC

Wahala...

If I am to choose between 3 thieves, I suppose choose the one wey my mind follow nah, na my side stomach dey, whether food wey I wan chop go reach me or not, e no concern anybody...
I gat zero expectations from all aspirant...

Let her be for now, she go call u later...

For her mind now, she go be like telling her u just bought her phone was unnecessary, reason she no wan call u...
E dey easy she no buy am herself, free her for 5days, if she no call, lock up, her matter don turn past tense be dat... u pas the phone wey u buy for am...

And u too, incase of another time, u no get be u no get, no dey attach story join...

I sell brand new digger, chacha digger and very sharp...

Tribal thread...

They don't know politics is a dirty game, the end point is u loose or u win..

If u have to win, u have to pitch ur tent carefully, the tent no come their side, then wahala erupt, rather than seeing it as strategy to a gameplay, they see it as betrayal...

In a game of chess, asiwaju means pawn..

In yoruba land, the oba's confers the title on people wey dem fit press their mumu button and dem go cough out cash in a blink of an eye..
Na format to make the person feel important so as to get what they want from them...

To this guyz, money no be problem, nothing like dispensation error..

The title no even gel with anything called bravery, asiwaju wey no get sense, wey allow the feeling of being important get to his brain, na dem dey kick bucket in no time, the one wey get sense knows when to run for hin life, dey have plenty escape route, u need to camp dem very well if u wan kill dem, else, dem don japa..

Sidon one place, dem no go hear, dem go dey jump from one party to another..

8k per session..
Studio session or wetin

This Vawulence go long, make I cover my head with umbrella...

Nice one

No room for hate, congratulate and move on

I no dey trust anybody, make dem no inherit am

U still love who?

Love kee ur mouth there...