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Christianity Etc › Re: Why Youtube Suspended TB Joshua’s Emmanuel TV by Kayberg: 11:24pm On Apr 16, 2021
Kobojunkiee:
That question is instead for you to ask yourself
If JESUS CHRIST taught you to obey His commandments, then why are you telling us here that fornication is not a sin when our LORD JESUS CHRIST Himself said:

John 14 (KJV)
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²¹ He that hath my commandments, and keepeth them, he it is that loveth me: and he that loveth me shall be loved of my Father, and I will love him, and will manifest myself to him.

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²³ Jesus answered and said unto him, If a man love me, he will keep my words: and my Father will love him, and we will come unto him, and make our abode with him.
²⁴ He that loveth me not keepeth not my sayings: and the word which ye hear is not mine, but the Father's which sent me.

Matthew 15 (KJV)
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¹⁸ But those things which proceed out of the mouth come forth from the heart; and they defile the man.
¹⁹ For out of the heart proceed evil thoughts, murders, adulteries, fornications, thefts, false witness, blasphemies:
²⁰ These are the things which defile a man: but to eat with unwashen hands defileth not a man.
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Youtube Suspended TB Joshua’s Emmanuel TV by Kayberg: 11:21pm On Apr 16, 2021
Kobojunkiee:
That question is instead for you to ask yourself
Did JESUS CHRIST say you should go and continue with fornication because it is not a sin?
Or what are you trying to tell me?
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Youtube Suspended TB Joshua’s Emmanuel TV by Kayberg: 11:18pm On Apr 16, 2021
Kobojunkiee:
I am afraid you are deceived. The only things listed as sin by Jesus Christ are lust, and adultery which He concludes takes place when you divorce for any reason other than fornication. undecided

In Jesus Christ, homosexuality, fornication, masturbation are not sins. No, they are not! undecided

So know the God you serve...do you serve Jesus Christ or your pastors and their ideas of sin? undecided
Who told you these?

Leviticus 18 (KJV)
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⁴ Ye shall do my judgments, and keep mine ordinances, to walk therein: I am the LORD your God.
⁵ Ye shall therefore keep my statutes, and my judgments: which if a man do, he shall live in them: I am the LORD.

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²⁰ Moreover thou shalt not lie carnally with thy neighbour's wife, to defile thyself with her.

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²² Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
²³ Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.
²⁴ Defile not ye yourselves in any of these things: for in all these the nations are defiled which I cast out before you:

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²⁹ For whosoever shall commit any of these abominations, even the souls that commit them shall be cut off from among their people.
³⁰ Therefore shall ye keep mine ordinance, that ye commit not any one of these abominable customs, which were committed before you, and that ye defile not yourselves therein: I am the LORD your God.

Revelation 9 (KJV)
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²⁰ And the rest of the men which were not killed by these plagues yet repented not of the works of their hands, that they should not worship devils, and idols of gold, and silver, and brass, and stone, and of wood: which neither can see, nor hear, nor walk:
²¹ Neither repented they of their murders, nor of their sorceries, nor of their fornication, nor of their thefts.

Revelation 21 (KJV)
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⁸ But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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²⁷ And there shall in no wise enter into it any thing that defileth, neither whatsoever worketh abomination, or maketh a lie: but they which are written in the Lamb's book of life.

Who had lied to you to this extent?
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Youtube Suspended TB Joshua’s Emmanuel TV by Kayberg: 11:13pm On Apr 16, 2021
The world has really changed.
Celebrating and defending immorality.

“And I will punish the world for their evil, and the wicked for their iniquity; and I will cause the arrogancy of the proud to cease, and will lay low the haughtiness of the terrible.”
— Isaiah 13:11 (KJV)

“For, behold, the LORD cometh out of his place to punish the inhabitants of the earth for their iniquity: the earth also shall disclose her blood, and shall no more cover her slain.”
— Isaiah 26:21 (KJV)
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Should I Accept A Federal Government Job Or Travel Over Seas? by Kayberg: 3:25am On Apr 15, 2021
Balenciagabrain:
Greetings,
Kindly help me with your sincere opinions. I'm a health professional and I plan for the opportunity to leave Nigeria to overseas where there I presume have well paying jobs. At same time, just recently landed the opportunity to work in a Federal teaching hospital. Should I continue with my plans to leave to overseas or better to keep the Federal job in Nigeria?

Thank you in anticipation.
Why asking public opinion on this when you already know the answer?
Bros, leave this hell-hole.
Romance › Re: Can You Fix These Little Problems? by Kayberg: 2:38am On Apr 15, 2021
Magnoliaa:
[color=deeppink]If you were a woman, you'd be wifed (up). Now that you're a man, you'd be --- husbanded, no?

You wife a woman; you husband a man. That's what I was saying.

I am not offended; it's fine.[/color]
OK…
I get you now.
Romance › Re: Can You Fix These Little Problems? by Kayberg: 10:04pm On Apr 14, 2021
Magnoliaa:
[color=olive]Meaning?? ??

Han so??

Lmao. See someone that was bragging up there and even shading other guys, now you're doing like... mschew.[/color]
I wasn't bragging, I narrated it how it was.

I don't understand why you ended it with a hiss though….
Well, if I sounded offensive, I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to… you must have quoted me wrong.
Magnoliaa:
Wowww. 1000% original veritable wax material you are. That's commendable in this age where a lot of men have lost theirs for a packet of cigarette or small chops. Anyone that'll husband you will be highly honored. cheesy
The bolded was why I replied I'm not a woman.
Romance › Re: Can You Fix These Little Problems? by Kayberg: 11:16pm On Apr 13, 2021
Magnoliaa:
[color=deeppink]Wowww. 1000% original veritable wax material you are. That's commendable in this age where a lot of men have lost theirs for a packet of cigarette or small chops. Anyone that'll husband you will be highly honored.[/color] cheesy
I'm not a woman.
Politics › Re: AK47 Rifles, RPGs Coming To Nigeria From Libya Intercepted In Niger Republic by Kayberg: 6:30pm On Apr 13, 2021
If it were somewhere, what you'd had heard would have been:
Cache of arms and ammunition seized, 1 AK47 rifle, two magazines, 23 live ammunition, 7 expended cartridges, 1 grenade launcher and 7 suspects arrested.

Lo, I mentioned not any names… I said "somewhere."
Romance › Re: Can You Fix These Little Problems? by Kayberg: 3:50pm On Apr 13, 2021
Magnoliaa:
[color=olive]Sooooo...you're truly a fargin? grin cheesy Never tested, haven't been tested? Tear rubber and silky?[/color]
Yes.
Romance › Re: Can You Fix These Little Problems? by Kayberg: 1:27pm On Apr 13, 2021
Magnoliaa:
[color=deeppink]Ehnehnnn?[/color]
[img]https:///view/curious-gif-9412615.gif[/img]
Ehn...
Phones › Re: What Are The Punishment For Registering For The NIN Twice? by Kayberg: 11:49pm On Apr 12, 2021
The5DME:
I pray the one I did since 2019 should be out when I go there tomorrow. Jamb just wan stress person life.
I hope so… because I've already lost two of my SIMs to deactivation for the sake of the NIN the same government who imposed it refused to release.
Romance › Re: Can You Fix These Little Problems? by Kayberg: 11:47pm On Apr 12, 2021
Draslo:
Don't worry about me man. I'm going to get laid soon. The thing is I have a selection problem. I need someone with the spec of BigSarah grin
Sex is overrated.
Be careful.
And who is Bigsarah?
huh
Family › Re: My Neighbor Wife. I'm Avoiding Trouble. by Kayberg: 11:46pm On Apr 12, 2021
Bro, maintain your stand.
If I were to have been sleeping with all women that directly requested, I'll have had over 60.
Don't be surprised the temptation kept coming.
Just maintain your stand.
When you finally get married, that will be a good tale to tell your wife while she's resting her head on you, how much you resisted other women.
Phones › Re: What Are The Punishment For Registering For The NIN Twice? by Kayberg: 11:39pm On Apr 12, 2021
I've registered since 2016 and till date, my NIN is yet to be released. So I think the government need to get some things done right before imposing it blindly.
It's usually annoying.
Romance › Re: Can You Fix These Little Problems? by Kayberg: 11:36pm On Apr 12, 2021
Draslo:
Congratulations on your virginity. I'm over a year celibate myself but I'm not sure how much longer I will be since I didn't plan on doing it. It just happened.
It's quite difficult and easy.
But just take your mind off it and you'd clock the success you desired on it.
Health › Re: Soldier Commits Suicide In Borno (photo) by Kayberg: 11:32pm On Apr 12, 2021
So sad he lost the fight!
So sad no one was around to have stopped him!
Now he's gone forever from the realm of the living mortals.
What a pity he lost the fight.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Photos Of Nelson Mandela's Lookalike Go Viral by Kayberg: 11:29pm On Apr 12, 2021
luminouz:
Oh!! Thought the funsho dude died!!
Ok bro. Noted
Good. Now you know.
Romance › Re: Can You Fix These Little Problems? by Kayberg: 11:25pm On Apr 12, 2021
Draslo:
1. Changing a light bulb and it's lamp holder.
2. Changing or installing a ceiling fan.
3. Changing a generator spark plug or servicing it's carburetor.
4. Changing plumbing such as pipe fittings and taps
5. Changing a flat tire.
6. Changing a car battery.
7. Changing a car fuse, etc

Many guys call themselves alpha males but cannot do most of these. How do you feel around a woman if you can't fix these kind of problems? At home, I have screwdrivers, spanners, hammer, and all sorts of handyman tools.

P.S I didn't learn any of these things professionally. I just learned by watching the professionals. Also I'm not a cheapskate. I invite and pay professionals handsomely for the ones we pass my power.
I disassemble any generator to the smallest screws and couple it back again without missing anything.
I service our generators myself.
I fix anything fixable even to our pressing iron whenever its thermostat fails.
Light bulbs and likes are child's play to me.
I use the sewing machine.
Fix our TV sets.
It got to a point that my palms became insulated to electricity.
I ran water from our tank to the house myself.
Do the tank washing myself.
How many shall I say of?
The kind of skill works this hands have not done, I can't tell, except for the automobile, and none did I ever learn from anyone. All I needed was watch you do it once and that's all.
Even some, I never watched anyone do them before learning to.

And despite all, I'm still proud to still be innocent.

All the guys who think sweating while exercising on a woman, use and dump, switch to another and hunting more empty headed bimbos makes them alpha males, forget it. You're just a self•destiny•distributor.
Romance › Re: I Have A Fiancee And I Want To Have Intercourse With Different Ladies by Kayberg: 11:12pm On Apr 12, 2021
What's even wrong with all of you screaming sex up and down like lives depend on it!?
Please swipe left if you don't have reasonable things to discuss.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Photos Of Nelson Mandela's Lookalike Go Viral by Kayberg: 11:06pm On Apr 12, 2021
Genesiis:
Same here, in my own case, she had been screaming a guy's name I can't remember, when she got close to me, she tapped me by my shoulder calling the guys name, when she realised i'm not the person, she just folded her hands and was saying God is wonderful.
That's how life is bro.
People look alike sometimes.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Photos Of Nelson Mandela's Lookalike Go Viral by Kayberg: 11:04pm On Apr 12, 2021
luminouz:
Lol...your last line is false.

You did reincarnate. I'm 100% sure of it. Reincarnated humans only have vague last memories. She knew who you were.

No need feeling somehow. Reincarnated humans are like 10% of the populace. And most of them never knew
How could I have been a reincarnation of a Funsho that was never dead?
And by the way, I'm not a child….
Could even be older than the Funsho she might be referring to.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Photos Of Nelson Mandela's Lookalike Go Viral by Kayberg: 12:22pm On Apr 12, 2021
luminouz:
You died somewhere before bro. She knew who you once were
If that had been true. I would have known. I didn't reincarnate.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Photos Of Nelson Mandela's Lookalike Go Viral by Kayberg: 12:01pm On Apr 12, 2021
Taciturn1:
Just curious, are you also Yoruba?
Yes…
I am…
Romance › Re: Help a Brother!: Can I Still Marry Her?(Advice only) by Kayberg: 11:55am On Apr 12, 2021
Mrscarter:
Isnt that old testament? After the flood god gave new commandments. I think the old testament was written for ppl from back in those times. The new testament is more for this age
Yea… it's Old Testament.
But our LORD JESUS CHRIST said He never came to destroy the law and prophets but to fulfill them. Thus, once anyone accepts CHRIST JESUS, he/she has become a new creature who would not have to be forced to love and obey and keep GOD'S commandments, but to follow them happily.
Grace is hereby given that whenever such falls, he/she might be able to rise again.
Career › Re: Why Do Morticians Knock At Door Before Entering The Mortuary? Scary Experiences by Kayberg: 5:03pm On Apr 11, 2021
MufasaLion:
SMH
Over what?
Stop shaking your head like someone mourning.
Shake your body instead to a good tune and dance in glee… bro.
Politics › Re: . by Kayberg: 3:48pm On Apr 11, 2021
Embarrassingly shameful.
Romance › Re: Would You Continue The Journey As A Lady Or A Guy Seeing Such Sign Post by Kayberg: 3:37pm On Apr 11, 2021
What does the sign mean?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Photos Of Nelson Mandela's Lookalike Go Viral by Kayberg: 3:32pm On Apr 11, 2021
That was how a lady I never knew before ran into me while I was about to leave a factory and she screamed, "Funsho!"
I was like, "Who is Funsho? Sorry, I'm not Funsho."
She was puzzled and kept staring at me while I walked away.
So people look alike at times.
Politics › Re: 2023: I See PDP Office Holders, Members Coming To APC – Tonye Princewill by Kayberg: 1:05pm On Apr 11, 2021
That's all they know… Party after Party… while the whole nation was burning right under their noses.
Phones › Re: Is Tubemate The Best App To Download Stuff From Youtube? by Kayberg: 12:54pm On Apr 11, 2021
Phones › Re: Is Tubemate The Best App To Download Stuff From Youtube? by Kayberg: 11:58pm On Apr 10, 2021
Earlystar698:
Vidmate
Neither of them are on Google Playstore.
Just run a search on google search and you'd get a site wherein you can get them downloaded.

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