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PhonesRe: Mtn Downtime; Is Mtn Working Well In Your Location? by Kayberg: 7:30am On Apr 10, 2021
Same here.
Network was only available on 2G.
3G and 4G shocked me, making me think my SIM had been deactivated. It was when I now switched to 2G/Edge that I realized it must have been network issue.

Perhaps they're on some new installations.
RomanceRe: She Desperately Got Pregnant by Kayberg:
These kind of posts doesn't cease to amaze me.
After two people bolt the door fast, play rough play in secret, then when the result of their play comes out as the gazetted work of the Almighty that can never fail, they then come to the open to cry over their happy little secret to the world, asking for advice.

What advise?

All I must say is, congrats on your double blessings.
To find a good woman is not easy, not to talk of one that will understand your situation and yet move in with you to share both your happiness and sadness with you, and also bear both your pains and gains with you. Not to talk of a precious gift of a baby added!

Come one man!
You just proved to the world you're a real man.
Just count your blessings!!
Name them one by one!!!
And it will surprise you what the has done!!!!
CareerRe: Our Boss Asked Us To Resign Because We Refused To Take The COVID-19 Vaccine by Kayberg:
bigtt76:
Every organization has its staff engagement rules. Same rules which requires that new staff being onboarded must go through medical evaluation and what not applies here. Employers are mandated by law to provide and make secure working environments for both their staff and clients. Not taking the vaccine against covid places the work place at risk.

This is the same reason many multinationals have not resumed back to workplace ....for fear of litigation if a staff or client contracts the virus at workplace.

Still beats me that many are against taking the virus. Vaccine that was created after many years of studying the virus, many still believe it should take the same longer number of years it took to develop similar vaccines. Vaccines developed as recently as this is way safer and well tested than it was in the earlier times.

The condom of those days are less efficient today compared to recent ones due to the technology behind it ....are you gonna say you won't use the modern condoms and prefer the olden days ones? Think am o ....nor go lose your job! kiss
XXXXTENTACION:
Just take the damn vaccine so you can protect yourself and others around you. Maybe you just don't like your job but then finding a job in Nigeria is hard.
as for the law suit i can guess you have enough money to waste this is Nigeria with connection everything goes.
Oluolad86:
cry I think there is no side effects. Take it to safe your job or you know the best option
Does the vaccine protect from the virus?
What percentage of protection does it offer?
Why do people still have to test positive to the virus after getting the imposed vaccine?
Why would it be enforced or rendered mandatory when it was said to be only administered by personal decision?
What to say about those who died after taking the jab?
Why did the UK stop the vaccination?


https://www.indiatoday.in/coronavirus-outbreak/story/gujarat-minister-ishwr-patel-positive-coronavirus-days-after-taking-vaccine-1779762-2021-03-16

https://m.economictimes.com/news/international/world-news/pakistans-president-tests-positive-for-covid-19-after-receiving-first-dose-of-vaccine/articleshow/81747763.cms

Any answers to these?

PoliticsRe: Military Invades Shangev-Tiev, Benue, Kills 30 Villagers, Burns 200 Houses - SR by Kayberg: 8:16pm On Apr 08, 2021
When GOD kept sending warnings that war and chaos are coming, you guys are mocking those relating the warnings.
Now you're complaining…. over what?
FamilyRe: Make At Least 200 Dollars A Day With Your Facebook Account by Kayberg: 2:39pm On Apr 08, 2021
The OP is a scammer.
That's a phishing link uploaded there.
Once you enter your details, you have just forfeited your Facebook account.
It's a hacker's lure.
Don't try it.
FamilyRe: To Whoever Out There Contemplating Suicide, Before You Do, Please Read This: by Kayberg(op): 9:27am On Apr 08, 2021
TheObserver794:
I have been fighting mine but I don't think I can overcome it because I know sooner it will surely overcome me.... I now do something unusual ever since I have been fighting depression; the unknown fear, my speech no longer correlate, speaking in absence of myself and so on and so forth but just preparing for the day it will finally come. But till then, I am trying to enjoy life as little as I can enjoy.
I know how you feel.
But I'll say, don't give up.
Please, don't give up.
I can't narrate methods that have crossed my mind, but I just keep thanking GOD for helping me overcome it.
Please, talk to someone.
You can beat it.
If GOD had been holding me off from offing myself for many years now, I believe if you give yours to Him, He will help you too.
So please bro, I feel you. Don't do it.
Please don't off you.
FamilyRe: To Whoever Out There Contemplating Suicide, Before You Do, Please Read This: by Kayberg(op): 9:23am On Apr 08, 2021
CoolJul:
kudos Mr. Kay!
GOD bless you brother. GOD bless you.
FamilyRe: To Whoever Out There Contemplating Suicide, Before You Do, Please Read This: by Kayberg(op): 9:22am On Apr 08, 2021
Gentlebuka:
I hadn't seen this reply till this very moment. Thanks for allowing me to help. I don't know to what extent my advice to you might have helped but i wish with my heart of hearts that it contained things that will enable you be free completely-- to live happily ever after. Thats my wish for you. I hope you do not ignore the things I said via the email. I hope you can just give them a try if you haven't. I hope you'll be free forever.
I'll go check it out.
GOD bless you bro.
GOD bless you.
RomanceRe: All My Girlfriends Usually Do This To Me by Kayberg: 9:21am On Apr 08, 2021
ChemicalReaction:
Because indeed, they don't love you but would want to brag to others.
Now, that is a real chemical reaction of a comment/reply.
EducationRe: I Finally Cut My Hair Low After Nairalanders Trolled Me (Before & After Photos) by Kayberg: 9:00am On Apr 08, 2021
doggedfighter:
You are a handsome guy with the hair and without it.
Why lie to him now?
Haba!

I believe you can see the very clear difference between both pictures.
He looks much better in his new hair cut than in the previous shaggy looking hairstyle.

Calculator, believe me on this, you look better now than in the previous shaggy style.
Looking good is good.

Keep the style good.
RomanceRe: What's Your Worst First Date Experience? by Kayberg: 8:50am On Apr 08, 2021
Loveknitting:
That can of depends, I guess, btw I stay in abuja you?
I've replied. Please check.
RomanceRe: What's Your Worst First Date Experience? by Kayberg: 10:13pm On Apr 06, 2021
Loveknitting:
That can of depends, I guess, btw I stay in abuja you?
OK….
But I'm in Lagos though…
Why not let me PM you…
What do you think?
RomanceRe: What's Your Worst First Date Experience? by Kayberg: 7:38pm On Apr 06, 2021
Loveknitting:
What nothing?
Do you actually meant your comment or it's just a comment?
RomanceRe: Help Ooo. My Girlfriend Of One Week Is Pregnant. by Kayberg: 7:46am On Apr 06, 2021
undecided
I wonder how a man would get a lady pregnant and the next thing they'd wish was to terminate it.
huh
CrimeRe: My Relative Just Called Me That War Is Comming by Kayberg: 7:44am On Apr 06, 2021
PoshTraveler:
what is happening in lagos ? because i was in lagos last week and i saw nothing o. where una dey see una own?
The signs are for those that sees beyond what they see.
CrimeRe: My Relative Just Called Me That War Is Comming by Kayberg: 4:50am On Apr 06, 2021
How most nairalanders are here should never be how they are in reality. If you're in Lagos State, know that yes, war is coming. Because unless you're a sleeping dumbass, who can no longer see nor smell what's going on around him/her, no one should tell you before you realize this.
Prepare or leave.
FamilyRe: Life With Two Stubborn Teenage Boys : My Experience. by Kayberg: 11:21pm On Apr 05, 2021
SeriouslySense:
Aha, I like this advise, there needs to be some sort of healthy distance, maybe they see her and fantasize a babe, cheesy cheesy cheesy
cheesy
Funny you!
How would they ever try fantasize over an elderly?
Bro, this one is really expensive o.
RomanceRe: What's Your Worst First Date Experience? by Kayberg:
Loveknitting:
Yea Me too! let go out on a date you are I?
Mmm….
HealthRe: I Sweat Profusely Please Help by Kayberg: 8:46am On Apr 03, 2021
othermen:
Indaboski.
pahose

- Odumeje D F Prophet.
FamilyRe: My Mother Thought I Was Possessed Because I Have Alopecia by Kayberg: 9:49pm On Apr 02, 2021
Get Minoxidil or Labena hair growth.
Them no born the alopecia well make him override am too.
FamilyTo Whoever Out There Contemplating Suicide, Before You Do, Please Read This: by Kayberg(op):
If you are someone battling depression, or it had grown to the level of which you wish to ease your pains, wherein you no longer feel alive or connected to the world of the mortals, when you look at the world and believe all hope is lost, or you feel too broken by the reason of a stigma you you believe will or had turned the world against you, or you get betrayed by whoever you have loved or trusted even with your life and soul, or you find it difficult to continue to struggle with the situations of life while all your efforts seem to always go down the drain;

Or you are under a kind of feeling of pressure wherein you feel your efforts are not being appreciated or ignored while you gave your all, I want you to know that GOD understands your kind of pains. I also as a victim fighting for survival very much feel what you are going through even though I may not be able to help much. But what I want you to know is that there are solutions to every problems, but the inability to find or locate these solutions at the right time we expected them are what makes us think there are never any solutions anywhere.

Therefore, before you ever consider or attempt suicide, I want you to think of those you will hurt by your demise. Think of your loved ones. Think of the tears you will bring to your whole family, friends, neighbours, acquaintances, coworkers and all those who surrounds you. Even those hypocrites who never gave a damn about you will come to say good words about you all in the name of eulogy/dirge. That is about those you would leave behind.

Now think about yourself. Think of yourself wishing to wake up again but all the struggle to wake up is now impossible. You jerk vigorously at your body, tried to open your eyes but you couldn't. You wished and cried and crave someone shake your body perhaps you could wake up but neither could your voice not your cries be heard by the living any longer.
Think of it that, what if after you killed yourself is when your solution comes around?

So do not kill yourself. Suicide is not an option. It has never been an option. It brings with it no solution, rather, it makes you end up being an unrepentant killer, which has no method of forgiveness before GOD. Instead, talk to GOD about your issues. Try to see true men of GOD who can join in the fight for your freedom. Also, try talking about your problems/issues to someone who you know will understand you. GOD wants you to approach Him the right way through prayer that He might help you out.

Just as in one of my comments on this platform, reacting to a lady who committed suicide, and I quote:

I used to lash out at whoever I heard committed suicide until I found myself in that evil shoes, then my view about them changed from disgust to pity and sadness whenever I read someone committed suicide.
I wish she got the help she needed on time.
I wish she got the strength she needed to keep fighting on.
I wish there was someone who could have stopped her and just say, "You'll be fine."
I wish there was just one person to always cheer her up whenever she felt depressed again, because not everyone has the strength to overcome depression.
Every depressed person appears cool, fine and healthy, but believe me, they're dying slowly from within. I know these, because I'm there, but I'll overcome mine….
Though going to 15 years now….
But I will overcome it.
I believe I'll overcome it.
Wherein many reacted to it, yes. Many wished me well and I really really did appreciated them all. But I noticed two people reached out, while another offered to to give a listening ear. There is no harm being a brother's keeper, which I have seen in many members on this forum. But yet, among whom I still see the people behind the monikers as lovely and caring people due of their level of understanding and how much they're willing to lend a hand out even if their hands cannot reach out to you physically, their words did, which I really appreciate their kind gesture.

Cooljul, Gentlebuka and AbbynHummy. Even though I have never met them before, which I can't but mention their moniker. May GOD bless you all.

Therefore, you never can tell whose heart just some caring words can heal.
I know I'll survive it despite counting years over a decade. And I believe you reading this too, who have been contemplating suicide can make it too. You can survive it too. You can beat that pressure to end your pains by transiting to the other realm by force. I've been fighting and I believe I'll overcome by the grace of GOD and the support of His Holy Spirit. Which I believe you can do too. So you must not give up either.

Trying times comes. Yes! They sometimes last for so long which made us feel or conclude there is no more way(s) out. But if you can try giving it the patient it requires, ignoring whatever anyone might be saying to make you feel more miserable, and hence damage the broken you from within, if you can ignore whatever they do or say against you, you will be fine. Just keep that thought of ending your pains by transition to the other realm dead from your head amd heart. You will one day be fine.

Suicide is never an escape route dearie.
It's never been and would never be.
Therefore, don't do it.
Please, don't do it.
Don't commit suicide.
Don't end you.
Don't off you.
GOD loves and cares for you.

(MODs, please help on this, as we never can tell who it might help.)
cc: Seun
RoyalRoy
Lalasticlala
Christianity EtcRe: PARADOX: If God Is All Powerful And Omnipresent Then Why Does He Need Angels ??? by Kayberg: 2:55pm On Apr 02, 2021
XXXXTENTACION:
A king has limitations. A king cannot be everywhere at thesame time, a king does know everything thats why they is servants to assist him but that does not apply to God because he is different from a king.
I am very much aware GOD is very much different from a mortal king. I only cited that as an example.
And note, GOD is a King… the first ever and the last King everlasting.

“But cursed be the deceiver, which hath in his flock a male, and voweth, and sacrificeth unto the Lord a corrupt thing: for I am a great King, saith the LORD of hosts, and my name is dreadful among the heathen.”
— Malachi 1:14 (KJV)

There is a difference between needing someone to carry out a certain mission, and sending them to carry it out. GOD sent His angels to carry out missions. He had equipped them after creating them in their fashion for His use. That's why there are billions of angels with different ranks, fashion and capabilities.

So that about the celestial cannot be queried of GOD.
He does as He pleases, neither can anyone ask Him what is His work.
Christianity EtcRe: PARADOX: If God Is All Powerful And Omnipresent Then Why Does He Need Angels ??? by Kayberg: 11:39am On Apr 02, 2021
GOD doesn't need angels, He created angels for Himself. And for His pleasure they are, and were created.

And He rules over them all just as a powerful king has soldiers, servants, guards, subjects and all.
Forum GamesRe: The Comment Without Any 'Like', Wins. (LIKERS' PARADISE) by Kayberg: 11:34am On Apr 02, 2021
Forum GamesRe: The Comment Without Any 'Like', Wins. (LIKERS' PARADISE) by Kayberg: 11:34am On Apr 02, 2021
Bia! Who is liking an empty post here? That person can like vanity o! Haba!
RomanceRe: Can You Suggest A Potent Liquid For Painless Suicide??? by Kayberg:
NearDeath:
Hi. Am a citizen of south-south delta state, one of the most worthless state in nigeria. Have been tortured heavily by a deity(juju) for 3years and i cant bear it anymore. I've lost contact with humanity. Pls go ahead and suggest a potent liquid for a quick and short painless death (apart from sniper).
angry sad
Listen to me bro, I feel your pains even though I may not be able to help much. But what I want you to know is that there is a solution to every problem, but the inability to find or locate them is what makes us think there are never any solutions to them.

I want you to think of those you will hurt. Think of yourself wishing to wake up again but all the struggle to wake up is now impossible. You jerk vigorously at your body, tried to open your eyes but you couldn't. You wished and cried and crave someone shake your body perhaps you can wake up but neither could your voice not your cries be heard by the living any longer.

Think of it that, what if after you killed yourself is when your solution comes around?

So don't kill yourself. Suicide is never an option. It brings no solution, rather makes you end up being an unrepentant killer. Talk to GOD about your issues. See true men of GOD who can join in the fight for your freedom.

GOD wants you to approach Him the right way that He might help you out.
Suicide is never an escape route bro.
Don't do it.
Please, don't do it.
Forum GamesRe: The Comment Without Any 'Like', Wins. (LIKERS' PARADISE) by Kayberg: 8:18am On Apr 02, 2021
PhonesRe: When Last Did You Use The Weather App On Your Phone? by Kayberg: 8:14am On Apr 02, 2021
I use mine.

Forum GamesRe: The Comment Without Any 'Like', Wins. (LIKERS' PARADISE) by Kayberg: 7:55am On Apr 01, 2021
I won.
Forum GamesRe: The Comment Without Any 'Like', Wins. (LIKERS' PARADISE) by Kayberg: 7:49am On Apr 01, 2021
What about, "Happy Thursday"?
FamilyRe: Domestic Violence : Self Control Is For Both Parties! by Kayberg: 10:52pm On Mar 31, 2021
I avoid fights… not because I'm a coward, but because I believe I can live longer than having to because of one slowpoke who can't even control his/her own spirit and force it remain in its body to take a severe beating, die in my hands and send me to the gallows.
Fighting ain't worth it.
Some people just have balloon lifespan.
Once you touch them, forget it… they're done and gone.
So stop that anger from making you raise a fist no matter what the implicative idiot is saying to arouse your anger the more.
CrimeRe: Man Beats His Wife To Death In Niger State After Argument Over Pap (Photo) by Kayberg: 6:14pm On Mar 31, 2021
I avoid fights… not because I'm a coward, but because I believe I can live longer than having to because of one slowpoke who can't even control his/her own spirit and force it remain in its body to take a severe beating, die in my hands and send me to the gallows.

Fighting ain't worth it.
Some people just have balloon lifespan.
Once you touch them, forget it… they're done and gone.
So stop that anger from making you raise a fist no matter what the implicative idiot is saying to arouse your anger the more.

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