₦airaland Forum

But… Mermaids live underwater…
Just thinking loud though…

What I hate most about accusation is generalizing it.
How many nairaland guys/men have been harassing, disturbing, stalking, messaging, poking, calling, mailing you that you just had to combine everyone together with Nairaland Men like everymale here does?

Please edit your header to Some Nairaland Men…. and add whatever else you want to include in the sentence.
I hate generalizing, and condemnation of the innocent with the guilty.
For the fact they some e•goats cannot control themselves does not mean every men here are.
Please edit your header.

What if they were to construct a new building? ₦42Tn?

MightySparrow:
Biafra: their women beautiful, committed, hardworking. Culture, hmmm.

Eerrmm…. I think you should read the question again…

GOD saved me day before yesterday at the office about 07:15 PM it was raining when a lightning struck through and hit on a shelf which was just about 4 feet away from me, breaking off its formica overlay.

I was the only one left.

Lastpharoah33:
Funny enough, you are one of us....introverts!.


This is how I handle my younger brothers. They are coolheaded like me though,buh things can go south atimes....smh

Mmmm…..

I can't deny anything in the quoted because it's all true.
Though, not like I became one overnight, but heat made the crayfish curve.
Been trying to beat it but it's been difficult, hereby making me lose out on so many things.
Read books, none seem to work.
I must admit I need help.
If you know what I can do next.

She made a mistake following wrong advice. Now it's dawned on her. They're already feeling the guilty conscience, but I'll suggest you don't let her go.
Please keep your marriage working.
Don't get too hard on her that she'll start seeking solace in the arms of another man.
You know what to do.
Just try and save your marriage now….

GOFRONT:
Jet wey Bokoharam go soon seize from our Airforce hand...

Lolz!
Chei!!
Bros, you no gun joy o!!!
See wetin you don dey predict for your country military.

I'm having a little difficulty accessing that number 5.
Those of you seeing number 29 and above, how one take do am? Because that number 6 get as e be…. the number 6 and 7 nor free load.

That was in the days when boys love using torches, and seeing its lights than uncovering the unclothedness of every female that comes along.

Things have changed now.
Good old days.

What kind of mentality is this?
Children of nowadays….
Flaunting immorality….

GladGlad:
"Are you mad? Am I not a boy? I no go cheat on you before?" he said as he slapped her.

His friends also joined in calling her out for having the "mind" to say she cheated because he cheated first.

Well, most girls take good and nice guys for granted, calling them weaklings…. but loves to fear the ones who maltreat and torture them so they can come back to say they're victims of violence.

purples25:
Thanks. Already tried it. Will continue.

Good. Pay no more attention to whatever they say or do to you.

If you can understand this piece of advice I'll render, try it and watch how you'd cope.
1. Lock your laptop with a password/passcode only you will know.
That way, your laptop is safe.
2. On those boys, forget the fact that you can change them, because you can't. But the best way to deal with them is ignore them.
Don't talk or tell them anything anymore.
Don't argue with them or even warn them about anything.
Don't send them on any errand (if you can do that).
If they make mockery of you, ignore it.
If you are to talk to them, select your words and make it few.
Reduce the rate at which you laugh/play with them.
Keep your cool all long and one of them is going to break first.
I know these, because I've been there.

nnadychuks:
the system don't know how to tackle them

Hoping for better days…

Neoteny:
Obviously.

Shame you're unfamiliar with one of the most popular memes out there.

Crawl back under your rock.

You this kid, don't try me with e-fights….
It's a warning.
For the fact that I'm trying to keep my cool does not mean I'm a coward. Don't let me start with you what iyve always tried to make others stop.
I repeat, it's a warning.

sam564:
yesoooo...... traditional stuffs u know...
i watched a nollywood movie titled idemili, i thought is just a story line put to play, bros na when i go visit the place for work i come discover say the movie is actually a true life scene....
big python fit enter ur room in broad day light oo, u just carry stick lift up drop outside, he go find hin way... they are not harmful, as if they lock their mouth from harming people..

I've once heard of something like that.
I also read here about a lady going to visit her groom•to•be's hometown only to be visited by such a serpent. In summary, the relationship collapsed because the whole stuff couldn't sit well with the lady.

jeff1607:
What do you see in the eyes of Buhari?

I can't see the eyes of someone who is, and isn't and is yet to continue for a short while.

Franckelv230:
I guess you had never killed any rat in your life too


Despite the ever killing of rats, the rat in IYAPAJA alone can feed the whole West Africa for a year.

If you like turn snake and see how far.

I've killed rats, I've killed snakes, and I've watched them die, but you know, there's nothing glorious about it.

This your Iyana Ipaja rats is really hilarious!

sam564:
uncle what is the economic, financial and safety significance of snakes in the country? i want to learn pls
mind u even if u kill all the snakes in nigeria, idenmili north lga of anambra state wil neva allow u kill snake in there land, snake plenty like lizard there...

I don't know either bro…
Do the Idenmili people worship snakes?

Abdulmumin412:
No problem u people should continue killing Chukwus or u can even kill u brother to make country ungovernable to the president so that u will have point to make.

Do you know you have no senses at all?
Behold what tribalism and bigotry has made of you!
Who else had been behind the killings if not people like you for the course of feeding a strange god with innocent human blood?
Please swipe far left if you have nothing reasonable to comment.

wizod:
then what do you suggest we should do when we see snakes?

Romance them.

nnadychuks:
humans are killed more than snakes in Nigeria... we have a bigger problem sir

Certainly….
Problems seem to be the new motto of Nigeria….

Neoteny:
Bye, felicia.

Thanks. I'm not a female.

Believe me, she's suffering from depression.
She can hide it from anyone, but I can see it in those eyes.

Neoteny:
Your case is fubar

No.
It's not.
GOD is in control.
So I'm improving and I'll get over it.
Now can you end it here?

See what Nigeria became under your president….
Killings, kidnappings, rape, murder, banditry, terrorism, bloodshed and more bloodshed and much more bloodshed have now become a norm.
No good news again….
May GOD save us!

Zzor:
Initiating a conversation with a Nigerian man is like a Viagra on their penis,they will never value that relationship no matter how they try to act civil and as the lady just be rest assured that he will see and treat you as nothing but his intimacy gadget,it is unafrican to do that as a lady and African men whether civilized or not don't truly cherish that,they only appreciate the one's they hunt before conquering.They will deny this but act in every bit of it,action they say speaks louder than voice

Well, you may say some men and not all men.
Take note, I've heard of a successful marriage/relationship wherein the lady made the first approach.
So don't generalize.

VeeVeeMyLuv:
are the movies downloadable?

Yes bro… They are.

Queenslander:
lool Noah 2014 The nun 2018 1917 2019 Ford v Ferrari 2019 Doctor sleep 2019 Honest thief 2020 Force of nature 2020 Power project 2020

I'll try your suggestions too.

Poloyanabo2:
Same as me, I love typing in full, no matter the stress. Best of luck.

Thanks bro… One love.