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I bet tomorrow raindrops that this will hit frontpage.
Oga Lalasticlala…. oya come do the needful.

But come, won't we one day have no more snakes in this country in the nearest future with the current rate at which snakes are being executed?

Poloyanabo2:
That's it, then if you know words that Facebook will censor, try typing them wrongly but in a way your audience will understand like G"ay, Che-ck etc.
Maybe this way might help.

Just that I've always preferred typing my words in full. Even during chats and any other. I type in full.
I'll see what I can try if this restriction is lifted.

Daronyk:
He maybe taking his time to know who you really are

In every sense, if you are still interested in the relationship you need to allow him chase you
Guys love to chase.... although they may not admit it

I don't chase.
I've never chased.
I may like you but will never tell you until you figure it yourself.
I prefer a woman who would like/love me naturally, and not one who will pretend or forced to.
I can't risk allowing any female play with my heart while I'm trying to couple it back whole.

Zzor:
You shouldn't have initiated conversation, atleast not with a Nigerian man

Why say that?

Poloyanabo2:
Maybe you'll start typing in Pidgin, FB doesn't understand pidgin.
Or use wrong grammars

That's really hilarious of you bro….
My audience may not understand pidgin if I switch to pidgin, and the messages passed across might not be meaningful to them.

gbemishile:
good evening nairalanders.
so I subscribed to an MTN data plan that gave me more than 3gig of YouTube streaming and download.i have been trying to get a good Hollywood movie to download from YouTube but to no avail.i have tried to download films on different genre(Hollywood movies,anime,black comedy etc),even the Indian movies are not subtitle d for easy understanding.
are there any good Hollywood movies or anime movies I can download on YouTube

Extraction
A Box of Faith
The Saint
Breakthrough
Mayday
Battle Los Angeles
Alien

Or search Luislifon Movies, that youtube user seem to have a collection of interesting Hollywood movies.

Queenslander, any suggestions?

Poloyanabo2:
Just find way create duplicate accounts so that those bans no go dull you,
I get 3 FB accounts, as dem ban the main one I dey flex another one, no shaking.
Mark Zuckerberg dey craze.
That Veleta make sense sha

I even use mine in sharing some messages.
But once I do, I'm restricted, which is really affecting my page.
Honestly, the dude is somehow. If it's irrelevant messages or hilarious posts you're passing across now, nothing will happen.

Eldinot4:
checkout swirge.com

Checking it right away…

ejanla077:
Ipob is coming out with thr own platform. A lot of people will dump Facebook

No harm if they do….

Poloyanabo2:
I'm serving the 24th day of my 30 days ban, just just because I made a comment likening feminists to gays.
Gays are fighting against the natural sexual order, feminists are fighting against patriarchy.
How is that offensive?

Thank you brother!
This is one of the reasons I'm constantly getting banned, unbanned, restricted and all!

And someone whose senses have been touched by nairaland jests and sarcasms was tagging me a Yahoo guy for my comment.

Your head dey there confirm bro.
You deserve a cold bottle of Veleta.

pharmagba:
That's why it is not good to mess with a smart well acclaimed business tycoon.

Definitely the market share of Twitter and Facebook will be be affected there are in for awesome competition

Just it!

Neoteny:
Celestials?
You're making your case worse.

I don't argue with senseless brains so as not to worsen my case.

[quote author= post=100098708]We hope you are not ipob sha?!
If you are, say no to ipobia biko!

Cos na ipob and the biafra rubbish Facebook vamoose totally for Facebook for life, cos of all the violence and chaos they are causing allova the nation, killing of several policemen, burning of Police stations and stealing their ammunition.
They keep giving us true and real igbos bad names allova the world.
God punish Cownu the Runway porn.star bastard for all violence he is causing from his hideout. [/quote]Drawing conclusions too hastily.
Is this the average mentality of Nigerians?
I'm beginning to reason with Fati2001 with his/her motto NIGERIANS ARE USELESS.

Neoteny:
A joke on SERAP, you non-humorous zygote.

Then just keep the celestials outta your jokes.

[quote author=OBALOLA55 post=100098776][/quote]Listen to yourself!? Is this the best you could make of your mentality? So everyone on Facebook now is a gboy? You don't comment trash if you don't know who you're talking about.
Nonsense.

Neoteny:
Can anyone tell me any single case SERAPHIM has won with their endless suits?

What has SERAPHIM got to do with this?

Pregnancy changes women, doesn't mess them up. Unless you don't know how to take care of your body after delivery.
And be glad you are able to get pregnant.
It's a blessing.

It's not new.
It's in the blood of every politicians.

He should go ahead, make it something like Facebook. I can't wait to dump that platform for good after the incessant ban and restrictions I'm being handed.

He should go ahead, make it something like Facebook. I can't wait to dump that platform for good after the incessant ban and restrictions I'm being handed.

AbbynHummy:
I'm glad you're holding on.

Thank you… but it's been a burden heavy to deal with by the day…

When his egungun refused to be careful….

So, should you allow them rape your wife?

What do you do with sins you had forsaken? What happens when you find yourself in them again after converting?

Arakonedo:
Doctor in the house, pls what drugs that can be used for the treatment of - ( Acidity)
Too much of Acidity my body
Thanks

Get Gascol Antacid, or Gestid Suspension.

Why should he test positive again to the virus after the vaccine? BG will be laughing hysterically at him now…

3 hours. They still had time to take their last meal though… Congrats to them.

To translate me like He did to Enoch.

Jostoman:
We are already seeing the handwriting on the wall but a lot of people will still not take the message serious. The way they even turn some of the mosque in the south to their home now is worrisome.

You're right bro.
Known this long ago.
Most of them engaged in a trade that allows them commute are spies.
Believe or not.
If you're someone being observant, you'd know when you see them.

Please keep us updated.
I have a loved one going there, though on sighting your post, I've called him and he said he's gone past there but didn't notice anything.
Please keep us updated.

All these in just 51 days...
I know Yemi Osinbajo and/or Raji Fashola would make a good president.
Thinking on why someone was trying to be president when his state was actually a shamble when he was the governor…