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Fabulocity:
This transcends "knowing" Biology. You may know all these but you don't understand the beauty and significance of it.
Eventually, you will drink from that tap. Unless of course, you're queer.

I am not queer, for now am satisfied with drilling the tap, drinking is a special treat for my future wife

Fabulocity:
You're ignorant. I really do not blame you for thinking like this. Let me school you a little.
Every month, something strange and wonderful happens to a woman. Her body begins to prepare her for conception. Her uterus takes on a protective lining, to keep the anticipated foetus safe and to help it grow into a baby. Then her fallopian tubes release an egg, waiting for a sperm cell to fertilise it. When this doesn't happen, the body realises that the "preparation" wasn't necessary after all, as the woman had no intention of conceiving a child. The body realises it would be foolish if the uterus retains that special lining, as there is no foetus to develop. Keeping this lining would lead to several complications. It then decides to shed this lining. And then a woman sees her period. The same cycle repeats itself every month.
Tell me you don't think there is beauty and order in this whole process. The body is smart, smarter than some of you who think that the time, effort, initiative and order in this is "disgusting".
And, most of you would gladly drink from that tap where the "disgusting" flow comes out from.

what makes you think that i didnt study reproduction (biology) in secondary school and that you are the one educating me about the feminine cycle?
for your info i havent drank from that tap yet.

Fabulocity:
Periods are beautiful. Only idiots and ignorant people will think it's nasty.

no i disagree on the beautiful part, not that i will disrespect a lady cos she is seeing her menstrual flow, but the beautiful statement is a no no.
say the truth as it is biko

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hmmm dont know what to say but few weeks ago, i was straffing a girl and i saw blood, i said WTF are u on ur period, she said no, its suppose to come in two days time, that its perhaps the lacasera she drank that made the blood stain on my condom, it wasnt dripping sha but the stain on the condom made me feel disgusted. i havent had sex in a while cos of it, and trust me i deleted her contact, after chatting her up to make sure she got home safe. she was a fling though, not my gf.
if i wake up to see such tin, i will wake her up and let her know whats going on, she would clean up aswell as wash the bedsheet

daniella111:
every june 21 is my birthday.any birthday mate

wow we share same birthday date, quote me, if u woul like for us to get to know each other

Which kind yarns be dis na,
D guy didn't fvck her, he didn't even force her, he let her go, yet u guys are sending him to jail.
Bleep American justice system, even if u must penalize him, give him community work not prison sentence

This is why whenever a lady tells me to slow down during intercourse,I listen n heed to what she is saying, cos d worst feeling is getting ruined through sex, its d feeling that what brought u to the word ruined ur stay in it

progress69:
You guys really need to be smarter than morons. It was clearly written that due process have to be followed to make such necessary dis-engangements unlike u waking up and findinf out you can't log in to your account again

Besides did u read where the association actually encouraged the purging. Tell me wat 88 general managers are doing in FAAN only.

Besides this is also said to be done to create space for competent hands

Dude fvck off , buhari is nepotic n tribalistic, go to federal agencies ,there are insurgent of northern unqualified petsonnels everywhere, people who don't even have SSCE are being employed as graduates, they can't even speak Good English, in FCDA alone lots of Hausa fulani where imposed on them, and they are not even qualified. Buhari is the worst president since 1999, he will soon experience what happened to abacha

All buhari is after, is to put fulani people everywhere, the exact thing he is doing in many federal Agencies n patastatals, the worst thing is dat dese people he is putting are not even qualified, some finished only primary school, and he is forcing people to employ them as graduates, nepotism is the worst form of corruption, but this senile old dullard called buhari seems to forget that, while basking in the charade that he is fighting corruption.
#worst change ever#

Bro free uni ibadan cos it will be hard for them to give u admission if u don't have lots of A's in ur waec choose another federal uni apply, perhaps UNN.
Then again if u dont like law speak out and go for the course u want.
Then pls never u think.of suicide, remember that once u leave the house u are free.
God bless

Estharfabian:


because members of your gender most often than not give us concrete reasons to think that...



A guy buys you a drink... He probably wants to get Into your panties...He buys you pizza, You're Toast! He buys You A PHONE, Then, get prepared...he's already screwing you In his mind.

Generosity isn't for free these days.. it comes with a price tag. Life's definitely a biatch....

there's no free lunch even in free town

hmmm my advise to this people is to prepare o, first of all they should see the DPO incharge settle him with some money and collect emergency response number from him, then keep small money for the armed robbers incase of incasity cos the truth is naija police cant be trusted atall

daniella111:
every june 21 is my birthday.any birthday mate

Wow same with me, plus u look.like my spec, would like to know u better

Wow congratulations bro, I tap into your blessing,
Am a civil engineer, and reside in Abj aswell

wow nawa oooo,
this reminds me of my days of serving in kaduna, i thank God i lived inside NDA barracks cos i straffed kd girls shege,including muslims dat wear likab , what gave me d morale was d fact dat i stayed in the barracks,
sometimes i made foolish movements, there was even a time i was frolicking with a muslim gal at IBBI, those who know there, knows its a muslim dominated area, it was a risk, i thank God for keeping me safe
RIP to the dead

Ifeshyne:
Continue applying, Rome wasn't built in a day, don't worry very soon you'll get an invite by God's grace.

thanks

pls am a fresh graduate that studied civil engineering,i have been applying for jobs on this thread,even as a front office administrator position, and none has replied me with an invite for interview.

Nna this babe don cast full time, perhaps she would try to be the kim k of naija, i pity her parents sha

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please i reside in Abuja,karu to be precise does anyone know somewhere around i can learn HTML or other programming languages

Javanian:
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Suggestion

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how can wizkid leave tania for this biatch abeg tania looks more classy

I swear this reminded me of some badt packages i did to girls backthen in uni, but i wount narrate it here cos d internet never forgets
Thumbs up my G, jonzin is allowed, gals Dey chop guy clean mouth too, I remember what one gal I jonzed before going to Nysc, she called me while I was in camp with another line , and said kc u don chop me osho free,I laugh eee, d gal felt very stupid and ended d call

even the bible says in all that you get, ensure to get wisdom, whether you are rugged or you are a jew man, endeavour to be wise.
nevertheless luck plays some part, some rugged men graduated in flying colors and are even doing well professionally, whereas some jew men got down due to mistaken identity, but the truth is freedom is sweet, and when u dont belong to any frat you are very free, much more than any rugged fellow who would always look over his back