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Eyaa this reminds me of when, i was a teenager, my nipple got bigger especially one, i was worried, told my mum who is a nurse, she told me its nothing to worry about but i wouldn't hear that, it made me self concious, and i was ashamed of removing my shirt in public, like while playing football. To make matters worse, one day while watching tv, a program about breast cancer awareness, i heard that it wasn't only women that could suffer breast cancer, that men were inclusive, i was scared. In the end mum took me to the teaching hospital were she worked, after waiting for hours, i met a doctor, he just smiled after i told him, whats wrong and he saw my nipples.
He told me it was nothing to worry about, that it was one of the changes during puberty, plus d fact that i was a bit plumpy, dats why its like that, with time it would get smaller,
Then my cousin bro also told me that when i start having sex, it would drastically reduce.
Well after consultation with the doc, i got my confidence back, and wasnt shy about it anymore,
Today its been like ten years later, i walk around most of the time in my lodge bare chested (due to heat) stuff has reduced alot, i go to swim polls, i even snapp bare chested and upload on line.
Bother line bro, i know yours is quite different but u should see a doctor, you can tell your mum or dad about it.
Don't let depression make you take your life it aint worth it, just see a doctor you might just have to take some drugs to correct thr abnormally. All the best bro, cheers

aljharem:
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED LAST YEAR.

*During campaign*

APC: Young man what are you eating?

Nigerian: Rice

APC: Rice and what?

Nigerian: Rice and one meat.

APC: What are you drinking?

Nigerian: Fanta.

APC: This is bad, you deserve rice and beans with at least 5 meats and your choice drink.

Nigerian: Is that so?

APC: Yes. Make our candidate your cook and we will see to that and more.

*Nigerian votes. APC wins, Day 1*

APC: Food is ready.

Nigerian: What do we have.

APC: Beans and pure water.

Nigerian: No meat?

APC: No meat, I met the kitchen virtually empty.

*Nigerian eats*

#Day 2.

Nigerian: No food today?

APC: Nope, your cook traveled.


#Day 3

APC: Food don ready:

Nigerian: What do we have today?

APC: Beans.

Nigerian: No pure water?

APC: The last cook looted your kitchen.

#Day 4

Nigerian: No food today?

APC: Nope, your cook traveled. He's gone to recover your looted meat, bread, sugar and other cooking items.

Nigerian: But at least there should be something to eat.

APC: He used the remaining to fund his journey and repair his plane.

#Day 5

APC: Food is ready.

Nigerian: What did you cook?

APC: Cook kee, the economy is bad and oil price is nose diving so manage this garri, kuli kuli and milk.

Nigerian: So we can't afford beans now?

APC: The last cook used fulani herdsmen to destroyed our ban and embarrass your new cook

Nigerian: No sugar?

APC: The last cook used all the sugar.

#Day 6

Nigerian: Wetin dey today.

APC: Garri dey... If you get money go use am buy kuli kuli and milk.

hahaha laugh want kill me oooo

Oyolima flavor nwoke oma, enjoy your money you worked hard for it.
Enugu guys dey hustle, proudly nwa 042.

l smell something nice cooking

police wicked o, while strip them naked,
Youths Flee from cultism it exposes you to lots of vices and irresponsible behavior.

omron:
Why would a guy met a lady on Facebook and lay with her without using condom? Are u a learner or illiterate?
Secondly, am an Hiv counsellor in My NGO group and peer educator, if this story is true there is a chance that the guy might not contact the virus, hear what the lady says about taking anti retroviral drug for up to four good years, when someone who has Hiv keep taking drug the probability that she will spread it is very low because her viral load would have been reduced to minima and there should be a certain amount of viral cell in one antibodies in order for the virus to survive... Am sure the guy did not contact the virus am very sure the lady is just fooling himself.. I even knowing a guy who slept with an Hiv lady in Abuja for 4 months and shockingly the guy went for test and it was negative... Hiv doesn't spread like dat but we should be careful and be protected by preventing unprotected sex... Dats all

thanks for this piece of info.

LastMumu:
... .. .. and my community development service in the village I served was me yanshing almost half of my female students and one or two _horny teachers as well. Can this land a good job anywhere?

guy your mumu no get part two

She wouldn't be a supportive wife, you can't change that.
And i would advise you dump her selfish ass

peacengine:
Guy, trust me the safest was to avoid them is to be born again. Change your mode of dressing, associate with born again folks, concentrate on your studies, date only Christian sisters, avoid parties, join a Christian student society.

I just took a peep at your DP that's not the way to go, you cannot be a guy man without joining them, my 2cents

thats not true, you can be a guy man and even do school politics without being a cultist.
But the skul politics part, is risky for a jew man sha.
Besides that you can run your package in skul, have fun and graduate well. Without indulging in cultism.

Teophilus96:
Name of school is withheld,for security purpose.

I was in a hurry to attend a physics lab practical today.On my way I received a call,so I had to wait to answer the call for like two minutes.After I finished answering the call,a guy walked up to me; you know the usual is to shake hands,but I noticed something;I noticed he had a style of hand shake I don't know abt,and there was look of surprise in his face.The first thing he asked was ' are you not a vickings?'. O boy fear catch me .I was like 'I don't understand you ' before he could answer, another guy came to me to ask the same question. Another thing I noticed was that their eyes were wandering as if they are up to something bad.Another thing is that, I noticed was it was not just the two of them but many of them all at different positions; All eyes was on me.O boy fear catch me die.
As a smart boy,I started wondering in my mind what might have attracted this 'O it was my dress code;Red and black ,eh! O boy I don die'
The second guy asked me the question I was expecting'why are you putting on this code' As fear catch me reach I was like ' sorry let me pull it off' .The next thing I heard was 'I hope you are with a condom if not I will f**** your yansh like that' I nearly fainted .
And thanks be to God one of them from a corner told them 'Leave him he is a freshman'

I have never in my life had this kind of experience before. But it thought me something I never knew- Don't you ever put on a red and black combination in the school.

God just protected me during my skul days, cos in my second year, i was innocently flying different colors, would wear yellow Polo, black trouser, then put a yellow shoe lace in my black all star canvas.
Same thing for my red top, black trouser n red shoe lace, in my black canvass. No one ever stopped me, even though there were so many cultists in my faculty, especially my department.
But one day a friend jokingly told me on my way to school, (shebi i don go blend, flying color anyhow, i replied"you and who blend"?.
But later that day, i asked one of my friends if i was flying color by putting on such cloths, he said yes, that he noticed but decided not to talk to me, cos he doesn't know, if i will want to show him, that am now a strong man.
I chidded him for thinking i could join cult.
That was d last time i swagged any of those combinations o.
Say no to cultism

[quote author=scantee post=43448922][/quote]please i didnt get to see your response, but i got the notification of this message being mentioned, i don't know if its because its been long the thread was created.
I would really love to hear from you. My email kuzendu@gmail.com

Joy1706:
Cos I'm a woman, it automatically means I don't pay bills? Are u ok at all? Paying bills doesn't equate to being a big boy. Ur a small boy in maturity and in the way u reason

i think you have a problem with reading and comprehending simple English . Let me make it understandable for you.
I said i am the one paying my own bills not you, so you don't have the right nor impetus to call me a small boy, nevertheless am Not here to trade words with you, if you dont agree with my opinion state yours without insulting anybody.

Joy1706:
I love how u small boys come online to form strong man. Be careful how u go slapping people. U could end up with a knife in ur neck while asleep #justsaying

You are in no position to call me a small boy, i pay my bills, u don't.
Back to the matter, the lady is his wife not gf. She should know the extent to which she acts, all in the name of revenge.
I for one dont support men to beat their wives. But theres a limit to everything.

ObiOmaMu:
Meet The Nigerian Man That's Married To Akwa Ibom 'witch' Baby Rescuer (pics)

Anja Ringgren Loven, a Philanthropist and founder of African Children's Aid Education and Development Foundation ( ACAEDF) drew the admiration of millions after she saved a little boy in Akwa Ibom state who had been abandoned by his family because they claimed he was a 'witch'.

Meet the Nigerian man, David Emmanuel Uwem, that is married to this wonderful Danish woman with a heart of gold. David and Anja are parents to their very adorable son, David Junior Lovén Umem.

See more photos I found of the couple after the cut.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/03/meet-nigerian-man-thats-married-to-akwa.html

the man dey naija maga come meet am, enjoy bro

Adasun:
Hellow fellow,am in a big mess right now.



My pervetious heart lead me to cheat on my wife and unfortunately i got caught red handed.i woun't explain dat awkward experience for now.



My wife trusted me so much,but i broke those trust.now my own home is broken too.


When da deed happened and i was caught,she cried nd cried and later left my house.due to pleads frm those she respected so much because i ask them for help.she later came back to da hwz bt not in gud terms


we no longer greet,she hardly talks to me,she cook when she wants to.once she did not cook,i had to buy fud for da kids


most of all,she now started acting wield nd free.she picks suspicious calls right under my nose.laugh anyhow when charting.


When it first started,i thought it's just a plot to get me jealous so i dance to da tone.i use my body language to atleast show her am jealous and want her badly.


Bt it got worse,she now comes home late and even brought a guy home.and when i saw dis guy in da sitting rum,he introduce me as her cousing.


i was mad,but i myself i guilty.how do i show her dat am in charge when i myself was caught cheatingshould i send her out?on what ground

should i continue to make peace reign?bt i have tried my best.i need ur help my fellow landers.help a brother to make da right decision.

she dey craze ni? To bring a man to your house, thats abomination, if i were you, i would give her a dirty slap in front of the so called man.
If she is tired of being married ahe should go back to her father's house. Rubbish

scantee:
Hello Guys! Lets share our exprience in our respective companies, the challanges we face, the good tidings of each companies and compare it with each. The main reasons i'm doing this here is because i got loads of mail from Nairalanders asking me to give them crew about all these companies concerning the post i made some time ago.

Here we go. I have worked in the following companies they have their good and their bad. (1) MOBIL (PH): here i just worked as a contract staff so no much benefit or packages for me as a contract staff.

(2) AgipBrass Island Bayelsa) I Worked as HSE Adviser here, left them many years back due to they don't pay their staff on time.

(3) NLNG, (Bonny Island R/State) one of the best. If not the best everybody would wish to work for, I worked as SAP Team member here, they have good tidings and good packages for their staff (not contractors staff) one of the good thing i like about them is, they allow their staff to make use of their hilux outside the company site unlike other coys,, you can go with it and flex as much as u can without much limitations, they pay their staff every last friday of the month,

They often host party for their staff/ the host community last saturday of every month.

(4)SPDC (Bonny Island) Currently working here as Network/System Admin . Though they are good, but not like Shell we use to know before, since most directors now are naija made lol, and they are more into contracting jobs unlike before, things have really changed. though they still pay well but not as it used to be , but their working polices is not easy to maintain. The only advantage of working with them is their (Electronic ID) Which permits/gives u access to all the shell terminals nation wide and beyond, and it gives u access to eat in any of the (SPDC Canteen) the ID also enables you to have access to their internet service when you slot it in their customized keyboard. You will as well enjoy what they call (HAPPY HOUR) is party that comes up every last friday of the month.

You can sign in about (5) of your friends using ur ID card, they will be offered free drinks and foods all night in the party. Top naija artists use to perform live during the party.

Omo come see chicks begging you to sign them in, u just dey form like...eh." but you don't dare go out with any Spdc hilux out of the terminals except on official duty, but i guess is because of the IVMS on the vehicles which monitors your speed limits, that might affect the audit during the monthly vehicles inspection audit.

Feel free to shares urs let's have fun of it ( sorry i'm typing through my phone so the text might lack formatting and lots of typooooo.
keep it rolling

please Mr scantee i am really looking for a mentor like you. I studied civil engineering, i was privileged to have my six months industrial training in ExxonMobil. I have always had the passion to work in O&G industry but with the current situation of things in the industry, am at loss, the few friends i made while doing my IT, have gone for their msc programs abroad. I really need someone who can advise me on this career path and mentor me. Would be glad if you give me a response

ebixy:
@ scantee and odas, do u knw much abt Mobil Producing Nigeria/NNPC Apprentice/
Trainee Program. i mean hw d training goes and is it automatic employment after completion of the training?

for ExxonMobil it depends on your performance, if you are lucky to be placed in an ongoing project where you make an impact, you will probably be retained. But if its a project in a preliminary stage, of planning and you don't get to do much except come to office, and sit down, after your GIP you will be heading home. Had my SIWES there in 2013

scantee:
thanx for stoping by bro, she is now an EX..(i don enter labour market since de search, though never found but still searching. lol)

am glad to hear that. God will lead you to your missing rib, who would make you complete. Cheers

scantee:
thanx for stoping by bro, she is now an EX..(i don enter labour market since de search, though never found but still searching. lol)

am glad to hear that. God will lead you to your missing rib, who would make you complete. Cheers

Even though i might be replying to this post late, i would still drop my piece of advice.
Bro you work offshore and travel out, that entails you that you wouldn't always be at home.
You need a woman you can trust, forget this bitch she has hurt you enough already. I know its painful right now, but remember time heals all things or better still try having some fun with other ladies n clubbing it will clear your mind a bit, cheers

thatsincerechic:
MORAL OF THE STORY
(WHETHER REAL OR FICTION)

with this story I have shared with you so far..

I am not telling you to open up to people or not to open up when you are in need.

I am not telling you to capitalise on the emotions of people.

I am not telling you to lie or not to lie in order to save your face from shame.

I am not telling you to become an hair stylist. Of course, not everybody is skillful with their hand. Being an entrepreneur encompasses a whole lot and you know what you are good at.

I believe from this story, you have been able to pick out one or two lessons after all in every nonsense, there is a sense.

Never live your life with a negative mindset because you find yourself in difficult situations. There are worse case scenarios and believe me you, you can never tell what's behind the smiles on the faces you come across on a daily basis.

Of course, I have only been able to throw some light on the financial difficulty some students go through, but there are other aspects too. You would be surprised to know the number of students with suicidal thoughts even when they live in luxury

No matter what, I repeat no matter what, suicide should never be an option.

LIKE the saying ,different situations require different measures.
I tell you this day, that no matter what you are going through in life, you should try as much as possible to be in control. Do not let any situation weigh you down or finally tear you apart.

In conclusion, always hold tight to your faith as we all know the saying that a man without faith is a man without hope.
But then again, you know what's Best for you so...


GO FIGURE!






Gracias !

wow i finally finished this story though late, cos its been months it was 1st posted, read a bit then but lost track.
Am going use this opportunity to thank God n my family for making me go through skul without much hassle. Though i was very ungrateful and angry then, simply cos my parents didn't let me move out of our home and live alone. They could afford it, we even have houses we rented to tenants close to my skul, but my parents refused vehemently. I only calmed down, when they threatened to stop paying my fees and giving me pocket money as well as maintainance money. Life is ironical, my parents paid my fees, gave me money for text books infact anything academics i needed was provided. Paid me allowance, yet because they made me live with them, i was sad. Looking back now, i think it might be blessings in disguise, cos if i lived alone, am not sure i would have finished with second class upper and second best in my dept. Civil Engineering for that matter, cos with the kind of flexing i experienced during my service year, i realised i wasnt as discliplined as i thought i was. Perhaps i would have been like my friends that struggled to graduate with second class lower due to too much flexing and women. Cos due to the fact i lived with my parents my flexing was limited. Anyway its all in the past now, i have all the freedom i want and am enjoying my life now. As for OP your story made me realize my dad was right when he kept telling me people are suffering and praying for what i have.
Am grateful to God sha

ladyF:


Hope say JAMB go gree me this year o. God must do am for me, I must enter school by end of this year.




Modified: Chai Chai Chai!!! See as I just expose myself anyhow lol Abeg make una no yab me too much. Na economy cause am.

It's [size=15pt]LadyF[/size] again

all these small girls on nairaland forming boss whereas they are jambites. Better focus on your studies, social network doesn't give certificate

Lets call a spade a spade. Dude was wrong to take a gal his asking out to a strip club. Responsible guys dont even take their babes to joints that oloshos come to hustle not to talk of a strip club. If it were just a normal club that would have been understandable. Anyways you acted right @ the lady

[color=#990000][/color]this one na madness ooo

This your story get as e be

Its sexy though, i used to like it so much until i bleeped two different hausa babes, that had lots of it, one had up to ten beads. Its kinda cultural for northern ladies. Even though some people use it for charm. But am not really scared of it sha. I still find the beads sexy n enticing, my one time ex used to wear one nice waist chain, it feels good when you know something is for your eyes only(or at least other guys that get there)

Jesus i feel so sad seeing this, i am an ex seminarian.
requescant in pace!

She is not a wife material atall

Please forward to kuzendu@yahoo.com

Brilliant boy, keep it up