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debbysmyles:
Pls I need advice,i just had to create a new account to avoid embrassment.
I'm 21yrs old and I had sex for the first time 1month ago,i was feeling sick so I decided to visit the doctor only to discover that i am pregnant.

I told my boyfriend and he suggested abortion..the problem is I don't want to abort the baby cos of fear.I kept my since till one ago because of different Phrophecy concerning pregnancy I must not abort if I do I will die.
I told my boyfriend everything but he insist I abort it if not he is going to abandon me to my fate.
My mum will kill me,society will crucify me,i have cried and cried,i don't know what to do.

Some guys are wicked upon all the promise of love.
I would have kept my virginity if I had known.

sorry dear, but i wonder, why your boyfriend didn't use protection nor give you postinor to drink after the sex. I don't know what advice to give dear, but i pray God will see you through and keep you safe.

SSpeter:
A friend of mine decided to say hello and I felt perhaps this will be a good opportunity to prepare my favourite Ogbono soup. After we had lunch outside I told her I will appreciate any help towards preparing my favourite soup. She Agreed. There is a small market close by where she can easily get all the items need.
I opened my wallet brought out 1k (last card) then I remembered I had 5h in the trouser I wore the previous day. Total =N1500.....I handed it over to her, she looked at me with disdain (like say I poo for body).....next statement "You are not serious"...I thought she was joking until she carried her bag and left....pls o.......N1500 no reach cook Ogbono soup?.. ...seriously I was angry not because she refused but because she was a good cook...I could have had a great supper....Nevertheless I prepared the Ogbono with that same amount....with chicken and dry fish.....Just that the soup is having a soapy taste. I don't know where soap came from and the Ogbono soup no draw......God has answered the prayers of my landlord battalions. Tomorrow they will do the needful ...but some ladies una no dey try o...how can 1500 not cook ogbono?

it has a soapy taste, cos the ogbono, is an old one, next time endeavor to buy fresh ogbono bro

onismate:
Well, this is part of my Community development service (CDS) as a corp member. So am using this opportunity to bring awareness, remind us of this deadly disease, Lassa fever, to help us fight and protect our lives, families and communities.

LASSA FEVER: PROTECT YOURSELF, FAMILY AND FRIENDS
Lassa fever is a severe, life-threatening acute viral hemorrhagic fever caused by a virus that belongs to the family called arenaviridae. Lassa fever has an incubation period of 6-21 days.
Lassa fever is difficult to recognize and detect easily with high case fatality rate without medical intervention.
ORIGIN OF LASSA FEVER
Lassa fever was first discovered in 1969 in Lassa community, Maiduguri, Borno state in Nigeria, where it killed two missionary nurses. The disease has since spread to other west African countries like Guinea, Sierra Leone, Gambia etc.
CAUSE OF LASSAFEVER
Multimammate rat (Mastomys natalensis); rat with many breasts.
HOW LASSA FEVER CAN BE CONTRACTED
Primary mode :
1. Direct contact with infected rats
2. Consumption of food infected or contaminated with excreta(urine or stool)of infected rats.
3. Consumption of infected rats
Secondary mode:
1. Through direct contact with infected blood or bodily secretions/fluid (urine, stool, sores, cuts or wounds and semen etc) or contaminated items (medical patients, needles, dirty bed sheets) formites or aerosole.
2. Through sexual intercourse with infected person or those who have recovered from Lassa fever.
WHO IS SUSCEPTIBLE TO LASSA FEVER
People of ll ages are susceptible. Pregnant women are more likely to develop severe disease especially in late pregnancy.
THOSE AT RISK OF CONTACTING LASSA FEVER
• Family members of Lassa fever patient
• Caretakers
• Traditional healers
• Medical & health care workers (high risk group)
• Patients receiving treatment from a health care professional who is also treating Lassa fever patients who is not appropriate infection control measures
• Participants of traditional burial rituals
• Sexual partners of a Lassa fever survivor or a suspected Lassa fever patient
• Hospital workers (Ward mate & laundry staff).
SIGNS AND SYMPTOMS OF LASSA FEVER
Stage 1 (Days 1-3)
1. Generalized body weakness and malaise
2. Constant high fever (390c and above)
Stage 2 (days 4 – 7)
3. Sore throat white exudative pharyngitis (patches)-very common. Headache
4. Back, chest, side and abdominal pain. Conjunctivitis, Nausea and vomiting
5. Productive cough, proteinuria
6. Low blood pressure (systolic 100mmhg). Anaemia
Stage 3 (8 – 14 days)
7. Neck and facial swelling (edema). Convulsions.
8. Internal bleeding. Encephalopathy with confusion or disorientate.
9. Coma and death – after 14 days (stage 4)
TREATMENT/CURE FOR LASSA FEVER
1. Supportive treatment/psychological care using PPE, observing SOP and universal precautionary measures)
2. Drug treatment- (RIBAVIRIN) for 10days. Intravenous Ribavirin is most effective if given in the first 6 days of illness.
HOW LASSA FEVER CAN BE PREVENTED AND CONTROLLED
1. Avoid bush burning
2. Ensure rats are killed or put away from homes.
3. Avoid contact with rats
4. Personal hygiene (wash hands with soap and water)
5. Ensure that foods and food stuff are safe and always covered
6. Stop the consumption of rats (especially rats with many breast)
7. General environmental sanitation
8. Health education/community sensitization and awareness creation.
9. Hygienic funeral practices in our communities
COMPLICATIONS (SEQUALAE) FOLLOWING LASS FEVER INFECTION
Deafness, Abortion, fetal death, Hair loss, Loss of coordination, Multiple organ failure. Death.

WHEN WILL YOU SUSPECT THAT YOU HAVE LASSA FEVER?
If you have sudden, continuous high fever that does not respond appropriate anti-malarial and antibiotics, accompanied by neck/facial swelling, sore throat, chest pain and bleeding (from gums, nose, vagina or hemoptysis).
If you suspect any case of LASSA FEVER please go the nearest health center or hospital.


Please Nigerians Protect Yourself, family and community from this deadly disease, LASSA FEVER.

This message is Powered By Department of Disease control services, Rivers state Primary Health care Management Board.

Awareness by Corper Christian C. Ozor

bro please how do i post on nairaland

Maybe it wasn't her, it could be a doppelganger

Please can someone tell me how to post on nairaland

Yomieluv:
The toilet though is true,usually in a messed up situation all the time.

mistakenly entered a female toilet,and saw a lady standing on the WC,and squating on it, with both hands spread to the wall as if she wants to fly out of the room.

u don see her pussy wide open be dat

Guyman02:
Unfortunately, it took him time to come to terms that his loved girl is relieving some other guy of the konji that his wife could not handle.

But please everyone should allow Iceprince to get over this disappointment. Its hard for a young man to go through this kind of situation of betrayal by a girl you have given your heart and trying to build a future around.

Enough of the social media campaign, I hope he will not take because of this action and become a Baby Daddy like some of his fellow celebsjust because his friends will now be telling him not to trust any woman again.

There are still plenty good girls out there Mr ICePrince; just shine your eye, if she comes begging dont easily accept because once a girl has done something like this, the tendency to do it again is always high.

there are plenty of good girls where?

Nice one bro @ patoranking

kissval1388:
hello nairalanders.
I have been using this Glo blackberry subscription for androidand am enjoying it.
the reason why I opened this post is to ask my nairalaners if this act is sin.
someone told me that it is cheating because Glo mobile thinks the user is using BlackBerry.
so my fellow nairalanders and christian friends. what do you have to say about this?
is it a sin or not?
is Glo mobile aware that android users are doing this?
thanks. I expect matured replys

werey dey worry you.

purest21:
I met this girl on badoo and we got talking. Barely two weeks we knew she offered to come to my place at awka from asaba. Which straight guy would turn down such offer? I was amazed as she did not even request for t-fare and I wondered if really such type of girls still existed in Nigeria.
She got to awka the next day and I've already arrange some cash that would buy us some nice time not knowing that what I called 'cash' wouldn't be able to settle up to 20% of the liability that was impending.

As this girl stepped into my house, the next morning she got heavily sick! Oblivious of the gravity of the sickness, we went to the medicine store on my street and the guy mixed drugs for her. After three days, this girl started showing symptoms that she's about to die, the same symptoms I saw on my grandmom before she died. With that fear I rushed her to the hospital and the doctor prescribed a list of heavy heavy drugs that I must buy in their hospital. Due to inadequacy of cash because the so called cash I reserved for flexings has almost exhausted, I had to buy only one out of the four listed drugs.
And that was when this dying girl started making me to feel she planned the whole thing. That maybe she knew she was going to fall sick and then needed a medical maga. She would not appreciate my kindness so far, instead she would be busy utilizing any given opportunity to complain, diss or attack me.

To cut it all short, I've already spent close to 10k on this ungrateful sickler and still spending. And sure thing is either this girl dies in my house or I'll be going bankrupt if she doesn't go back to asaba soonest.
As I'm typing this, she's here lying next to me and not even thinking of going back to her place. Please I need advice on how to send her back because I've reasoned it will actually take some balls to just wake her up and eject her indiscriminately, I don't even know if she can travel back on her own. I dont think this kind of ill-luck should be starting somebody's year!! Advice please

ogbeni u smoke weed, eject that temptation immediately cos if she dies in your house, you are doomed, you still have time to ask foolish questions

Tell your bro the whole truth. And if he decides to marry her, thats his own. Your choice your decision

That feeling when you know you are reading trash, but reads on anyway cos its funny a

Godwin10:
Wizkid and Dammy Krane's fight details in full.
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12:01 AM: Dammy Krane walks into Quilox with chants of "Street ti takeover" retnting the air
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12:09 AM: Dammy Krane makes his way to a table occupied by Egberi Papa 1 of Bayelsa, Timaya, and Nigerian Football star, Obafemi Martins
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12:15 AM:They order champagne and start popping. The Club is turnt.
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Everything is Lit.
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1:03 AM:Wizkid and his entourage drive into the Quilox Parking lot
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1:08 AM:A Jincheng okada parks in front of Quilox. Vic O is in the
building
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1:13 AM:Wizkid and his entourage walk into Quilox to shouts of "Wizzy baby!" "Omo Jaye Jaye!" "Baba Nla"
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1:13 AM: Dammy Krane hears people shouting "Baba Nla" and immediately figures Wizkid is in the building. He tells Timaya "I came up with Baba Nla"
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1:14 AM:Timaya tells him to shut the hell up and drink some champagne
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1:18 AM:Wizkid and his entourage settle at a table not far away from Dammy krane's and order champagne. At this point, both men are yet to see eye to eye
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1:44 AM:Wizkid stands up and heads to the bar
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1:45 AM:Vic O tries to get on stage to do a song. Shina Peller (owner of Quilox) disagrees and throws him out
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1:47 AM:Wizkid, armed with a cup of Vodka he just obtained from the bar, walks towards Dammy Krane's table
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*this was when things really went South*
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1:48 AM:Timaya alerts Dammy Krane of Wizkid's approach. Too Late....
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1:48 AM:Wizkid, from about 4 ft away, throws the cup of vodka at Dammy Krane.....
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1:48 AM:Timaya and Obafemi Martins duck under the table.
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1:48 AM:Vic O tries to be a hero. Jumps to intercept the cup and take a hit for Dammy Krane. lands somewhere else
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1:48 AM:Cup hits Dammy Krane square on the forehead. He is cut open.
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Blood Everywhere
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1:49 AM:An Infuriated Dammy Krane flings the bottle of champagne at Wizkid, who dodges it. Bottle hits the wall and explodes.
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1:49 AM: Obafemi is mad at Dammy krane for throwing away their drink. Says next bottle is on him
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1:51 AM:At this point, it's a free for all. Bottles flying about, cups, champagne buckets. Dammy Krane and Wizkid wrestling in the centre of the Club. Others taking sides around them and punching each other.
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Timaya and Obafemi still under the table. Vic O sneaks back into the club.
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1:53 AM:In the midst of the melee, Vic O creeps onto the stage and is about to start singing 'Look Uche Face' when a bottle hits him on the head and he passes out.
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*at this point, things are brought under control*
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1:55 AM:Security operatives come into the bar and calm the situation.
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Wizkid and Dammy krane are ushered to separate locations and given stern talkings-to by Shina Peller.
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2:01 AM:Wizkid and Dammy Krane come back into the club, and apologize to each other
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2:05 AM:Both men hug each other to rapturous applause.
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2:10 AM:A toast is made, and both men clink glasses. A Mash up of Expensive Shit and My Dear blasts on the speakers.
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5:00 AM:Vic O wakes up to an empty clubhouse. Performs Look Uche face to the cleaners. Gets hit with a mop. Faints again

Go meet hausa women, they will perform d magic on your pussy, you will be so tight again. I like Muslim girls they are fucking tight. Though am an xtian.... Thanks to Nysc for posting me to the north

Forget that shit davido is d son of a billionaire and even b4 he became popular he do blow more than 500k at a sitting in a club

kayjasper:
Some will say, their money their business right?


Will you ever see a son or daughter of Dangote, Otedola or IBB doing this in public? Or even privately?

I think it's a mentality for the immature or someone who never came across real money ever before!!!

sundayslim:
I served in 2013 and funny enough in kebbi state. During my NYSC, I made around 400 thousand naira aside my alawee.

Let me quickly explain.

1. I offered to assist fellow corps members to save their money (Cuz its hard not to spend it) and in exchange they pay me 1k per month. I had about 50 people patronizing me during NYSC.

2. I helped polytechnic students type their final year projects and assignments at cheaper rate. God blesses me and my boss in my ppa allowed me use the office printer for free so I was making around 10-15k per week from this.

3. I taught in a private school as side runs. I was favoured in the sense that I only come when I have a class and leave once I'm done. I was paid 8k per month from this.

4. I held private home lessons for primary school children near the house. God so kind, I was making 5k per child each month. We used to meet 3 times a week. I had about 3 children.

5. I built a wireless network to help NYSC in the state speed up their camp registration process. This really helped me a lot. I read a few things online and applied it to help NYSC and it worked. In return, I was taken to 2 camps as NYSC staff still as a corps member. Made 40k each time aside feeding expenses.

6. I taught computer courses to fellow corps members at 10-15k each. Was able to train about 6 corpers during my time.

7. As the key drummer in my CDS (dance and drama), I made some money every time we were invited to perform at events.

Those were the major activities I engaged in during my service year.

I went on to use the money to pursue professional certifications, and today I can proudly say I am a network professional with competence in Cisco, Microsoft, Comptia, Huawei and Mikrotik network technologies, as well as project management according to PMI.

Don't ever be discouraged. There are hidden blessings and countless opportunities in the most unlikely of places.

Wishing you success all through the year.
25th birthday on March 24, 2016. You are all invited.

Cheers.

you did well bro

Gosh am still serving, being paid 20k,in my PPA, with free accommodation, plus federal allowee 19800,yet am struggling to save up to 30k in my account. I love food and women. They make me spend my money.what will a guy do?

Your wife is a serial cheat, if i were you, i will divorce her ASAP

Go ahead and buy a good car, but not range rover or venza, just a moderate car. At least broke ass dudes trekking the shitvout of tgeir legs wount have the nerves to approach you. All the best dear

Correct

oluswaggz:
nice.

Forget whether you will make heaven or not and divorce that witch. The ealier the better. God will understand

Bro i understand how you feel, but there's a way you can manage the situation effectively. Since they have people monitoring you in school, attend their fellowships but you can decide to be absent minded. Then you can aswell catch all the fun you want in school, date any girl you want but make sure you make gud grades. When you graduate and start working you show them the other side of you. But for now you can't survive without there assistance. I know of a girl who's dad is a deeper life pastor but she wears Brazil hair n bumshots in skul, she even clubs, but when she is going home she will unplait her hair n wear long gowns at home. One more thing you must not go home during breaks, tell dem you have assignments n other things to do in school. Goodluck bro, dont commit suicide, its just a matter of time.

Bro i understand how you feel, but there's a way you can manage the situation effectively. Since tgey have people monitoring you in school, attend their fellowships but you can decide to be absent minded. Then you csn aswell catch all the fun you want in school, date aby girl you want but make sure you make gud grades. When you graduate and start working you show them the other side of you. But for now you can't survive without there assistance. I know of a girl who's dad is a deeper life pastor but she wears Brazil hair n bumshots in skul, she even clubs, but ehen shr is going home she will unplsit her hair n wear long gowns at home. One more thing you must go home during breaks, tell dem you have assignments n other things to do in school. Goodluck bro, dont commit suicide, its just a matter of time.

Once a day whether you sweat or not

U have a man dat worships d ground you walk on and you are complaining, wait until u meet a woman beater then you will appreciate what you have. My advice simply communicate your worries with him, like coming to salon, tell him in a loving way why you dont want him to come along, but he can come and pick you up, if he wishes, dat man loves you with all his heart, dont hurt him, cos if he becomes hurt and changes it will be bad, not just for you but other women that will come his way, cos he will also start to cheat