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Adminisher:
This is the cowardly attitude of THIEVES when the punishment is impending they start bringing issues to confuse the process. Nepotism is actually permitted within bounds. There is Nepotism in the oil industry, PTF et.c. the entire Amnesty program is Nepotism. I get 20 CVs from young Nigerians looking for jobs and I will do all I can to fix them up. When I do it will appear to be Nepotism but I won't give a job to anyone if them not qualified.

This is different from large scale LOOTING as perpetrated under Jonathan. Stealing from future generations is not on the same level as helping a few from the current young generations.

Get out!!

Alll these hoes trying to get cheap popularity maliciously

This is too bad, how can he humiliate the daughter like this?
If she commit suicide now, he will start shedding crocodile tears.
Nigerian parents can be something else.
U can flog her but not getting her stark naked and watching people video her.

and what the Bleep is this doing in front page

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Stupedinluv:
In other words, they are only good for straffing.

No not at all,
Stupidinlove, i dont understand your hatred for curvy ladies, did they snatch your man?
U don't need to hate, God created each spec for different people,
I for one cant date a fat lady but i dont hate them either, just can't get romantic with them.
There are guys who love dem fat,
But me i like dem slim or curvy
Peace!!!!

Stupedinluv:
I dont know why some black men prefer fat shapeless hippos to sexy beatiful slim girls

well it could be a case of poverty-induced taste

Funny how the human psych works.

Lols one man's meat is another man's poison.
I love slim girls with big boobs, but after straffing some curvy girls, i realised they had it pecks.
Fucking a bootilicious curvy girl from behind, is a heavenly feeling on earth.
So team curvy
am gonna still straff slim ones though

Nice one, there should be more of similar protests

Hey! Kenstart we matched, am June 21. June 21st luv.sharon@yahoo.com

am june 21st aswell

HungerBAD:
Not surprised.

The Nigerian Educational System has gone to the dogs,and this is sad.

How do you combine reading and scamming together?okay,the lecturers are "BLOCKED"

Undergraduates with a Toyota Highlander?Camry?in my days in the University,the biggest boys then were those who could pay for the Campus Shuttle back to their hostels.

And the biggest boys of all,were those who could take the Okada and sit alone(that means you paid for 2 seats).

This days?I don't get it. You can even tell the qualities of graduates our schools produces this days, by going to the NYSC section of Nairaland.

The English those guys type in there,is enough to make the Government cancel WAEC and JAMB.

It might be because i attended and graduated from the University,when we did not have the internet,that made me face my books only.

These guys should be dealt with.

What a shame.

I say Jail them.

gerrarahia men
Boys that are hustling, how many times did the government, jail all the polythiefians that looted our country of billions, its young boys that scammed less than 20mil that will be jailed.
Am not into internet fraud, but this country is so bleeped up right now, it takes a lot of fear of God not to try cutting corners

Love don't cost a thing, (christiana millan n nick canon)
Spartacus

sassiemyk:
Superstition is nothing but pure insanity. @GloryIsaac, no matter how yhu try to prove unprovable things, science is science and God is God. superstition is just a concocted ideology of the confused, by the confused and for the confused. No such thing exists.

person never jazz you before abi?, go try one strong native doctor, and you will see the repercussions on your body

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What certification course, can a fresh graduate of civil engineering, partake in to increase his chances of being employed in the E n P sector of the oil industry

xfire:
This is meant for those who desire a career in the oil and gas industry, especially for graduates and undergraduates who may want to be informed.

It's ironical that despite the high graduate unemployment rate and imminent glut in oil supply due increase production worldwide, there is actually a shortage of skilled and specialized labour in the global oil and gas industry. Unfortunately, the most in-demand occupations require specific skills that can only be acquired through experience.

As an oil and gas professional, I have followed the trend and revolution in the industry globally over the past few years. I also follow technological breakthroughs (especially the fracking technology in the US that is redefining the dynamics of the industry worldwide), oil discoveries and hiring patterns all over the world. Based on these trends and statistics, I have come up with a compilation of the top 10 in-demand occupations in the oil and gas industry. This is not limited to the to the industry in Nigeria. This is based on global demand.
I can guarantee that you will always get a quality job (somewhere around the world) if you have at least 5 years experience in the fields. If after gaining five years experience in any of the top 10 fields mentioned below, you lack a well-paying job for more than 6 months, you better go and see your pastor or imam for deliverance. Maybe na from village.

So, for your graduates desiring a lasting career in the oil and gas industry, you may consider these specialized fields. Just work on getting basic experience and you will become indispensable:

1) Geoscientists
2) drilling engineers/ drilling supervisors/driller

No (1) & (2) With recent oil and gas discoveries all around the world including Africa (East Africa and the Gulf of Guinea) and the aggressive exploration for oil all over the world, there is a very high demand for geoscientists (geologists and geophysicists). Geoscientists are involved in the exploration for oil and also in the initial stages after oil discovery. Drilling engineers/ drilling supervisors /drillers are involved in drilling operations (both for exploration and production). There is an shortage of experienced drilling engineers worldwide. A colleague of mine who is drilling engineer told me that he has already received two good offers via linkedIn (even without applying!). And he barely has 3 years experience!

3) subsea engineers
4) subsurface and completions engineers
5) pipeline and piping engineers

No (3) - (5) With oil companies going into the more uncertain but rewarding deepwater operations, there is a high demand for individuals with deepwater experience. Subsea engineers design, implement and maintain structures, tools and equipment used in underwater components of offshore oil and gas production. Pipeline engineers design and maintain subsea pipeline in offshore fields. You can't ignore subsurface/completions (well) engineers who ensure oil is produced at optimum level from oil wells.

6) Marine specialists / engineers
Marine specialists are very critical in oil and gas industry. You need marine professionals in offshore oil and gas operations. This is because of the constant use of marine vessels and boats for supply and transportation of crude oil, liquefied gas, food, equipment, etc. Besides, the increase in FPSO's (floating vessels for oil production in deepwater fields) all around the world requires the specialized skill of marine professionals to maintain vessel stability on the sea.
Believe me, marine specialists are on top of their world. I know a marine specialist that has worked for 3 major oil companies in Nigeria in the last 8 years.

7) Offshore maintenance technicians
These are the mechanical, electrical and instrumentation technicians working in rigs and production platforms both onshore and offshore. There is a high demand for them globally. And the minimum requirement to become one is just an OND.

( Truck drivers and crane operators
Yes, you read right! There is a high degree of lifting operations in the oil and gas industry and certified crane operators are in demand. Believe me, they earn well.
Truck drivers are in great demand too, especially in US and Canada where there is a significant onshore oil production. Truck are needed to move rigs and equipment, haul oil, water and sand away. The new fracking technology that has made USA self-sufficient in oil production requires constant evacuation of sand from drilling sites. The drivers are also expected to be mechanics, able to fix to fix their large trucks. With USA set to be a net exporter of oil to the global community (competing with the likes of Nigeria for markets), there is currently a shortage of truck drivers to meet her goal.

9) Tax accountant
The oil and gas industry is technology driven, thus the technical professionals are the most demanded. However, the only non-technical profession to break into the top 10 is accounting. With oil and gas companies always the easy targets for governments and public ministries in areas of tariffs, royalties, taxes and other deductions, the role of experienced oil and gas accountants become critical. There is a crying need for accountants (especially tax accountants), who can balance the books and ensure sustained profit.

10) Reservoir Engineers
Eventhough this list is in no particular order, I think reservoir engineers are actually No. 10 on the list. The reservoir engineers play a significant role in the oil and gas industry. Their job is identify oil and gas reserves and develop strategies to maximize recovery and conducting simulation studies to ensure the optimum recovery.

Other in-demand professions that did not make the top 10 list include technical safety engineers, environmental specialists, welding technicians, process engineers and machinery (mechanical) engineers

What about construction companies like julius berger and setraco

gocac:
Ronaldo is very stupid for trying to play with my intelligence! The truth about this young man is that "If its not all about him then everything is useless" he is not very happy because portugal won, rather because it puts him ahead of others to ballon d'or award. He gave it away because he felt that he is bigger than silver boot. Nonsense!

hmmm you are so pained, how do you know what his true intentions are?
Am just surprised that such a hateful comment is coming from a 21st century lady

Bnladan:
1. The underlisted candidates are hereby invited to attend Nigerian Air Force 2016 DSSC Interview as follows:
a. Date. 3 July 2016.
b. Venue. Nigerian Air Force Base, Mando Road Kawo, Kaduna

2. Candidates are to prepare to stay in Kaduna for about 7 days and to report with the following:
a. Original of their Credentials.
b. 2 White vests.
c. 2 Blue PT Shorts. d. 1 Pair of Canvas Shoes.

SIGNED
CN CHUKWU
Air Vice Marshal
for Chief of the Air Staff

Follow d following link to download list

http://www.airforce.mil.ng/Downloader?f=admin_controller/generalItem/DownloadFiles/71.pdf

whats the source of this info, cos nothing is on NAF website

Nne you are just dumb, try and get some sense

This forum is so tribalistic and its a shame. Yet we all claim one Nigeria.
Am proud to be ibo, i have very good yoruba friends, and also have close friends from the north. No tribe has crime perculiar to them.
There are ritualists in the north aswell as in the south.
Same goes for drug traffickers and scammers.
We all are Nigerians and alot of peeps in this generation want fast money.

Until we make efforts to curb crime rather than trade blames, there will be no positive change, with respect to the bad image our country Nigeria has in the international community

This is what i call double wahala for dead bodi.
Ashawo dey find not just love but marriage.
D dude wicked sha, as in him chop free pucci still chop her money.
Well its d same thing our naija guys are doing to women in Europe and America.
ADA asi NDO (no sorry)
Mugu fall, guy man chop

44chux:
Most responsible girls come battle ready, prepared to fight you if you attempt sex.
A few might choose to come with a friend or a younger sibling, while most will form they are in their period and will doubly pad-up with tampon. Others will just wear strong short under a tight jeans trouser and steel their nerves to resist with all means necessary including mouth spraying and violence.

Pretending not to want sex on first date is like a knockout sucker punch that knocks away all their defenses.

NB: Any girls that easily concurs to sex on first date either has planned to use you or is a toilet

you are wrong at the point u said girls that have sex on the first date are loose. 90% of ladies, i Straffed during my Nysc, was on the first date. Including Muslims wearing hijab n likab, cos i served in the north.
It depends on how you play your game, do all your homework on the phone via chat, it makes the work easier and smooth. And for your info i seldomely used the love line, except for a few cases, we were just cool friends having a nice time together.
Let me give you one of the sexcapades, it was with a lady who was older and working whereas i was a corper. I met her online, we chatted for a while, i gave her sexy hints, told her am lonely and hadn't straffed in a long time, (it was a lie, straffed d day before) that n i asked when last she straffed she said 9 months ago. I told her you would be tight then. Then i suggested she should help me out, she pointed out, that i wasnt her bf, i told het we are good friends, she replied ok. I changed the topic and started asking when we would meet, she said someday after work, on that day, she didn't close work on time on the day, and was saying she was too tired to come to my place, dat it will be late when she will be going back home. I had already conditioned my mind to straff dat day, so i volunteered to come to her hood, telling her my friend lives in the same hood, so she will meet up with me in his place she agreed, men it was 7pm when i rushed to my guys crib, she came, and small thing i started romancing her, she was now saying its my friends place i should leave it, when she come ro my house, even asked if this is the reason, i wanted to see her, but i always had d right answer to dissuade her concerns, funny thing is while i was pulling down her g-string, she asked do you want to fvck me i said no( in my mind am like see dis one o, i dey expose your pvssy tp do waiting b4) she watched me insert my cd and fvked her wella, after d deed we agreed to see todays later, for a more conducive fvck, but she fell ill d next day, and d sickness lingered, i just told myself you see, good thing i straffed her d 1st day, if i wanted to be a gentleman, the yeye typhoid that was disturbing her would have ruined my chances.
So dude ladies that fvck on the first date aren't loose cheap ladies, it all depends on the feelings and d guys package, d lady i just described is a working class lady who pays her bills