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Romance › Re: How To Easily Make A Niaja Girl Sleep With You. by Kaycee625(m): 10:39am On Jun 11, 2016
44chux:
Most responsible girls come battle ready, prepared to fight you if you attempt sex.
A few might choose to come with a friend or a younger sibling, while most will form they are in their period and will doubly pad-up with tampon. Others will just wear strong short under a tight jeans trouser and steel their nerves to resist with all means necessary including mouth spraying and violence.

Pretending not to want sex on first date is like a knockout sucker punch that knocks away all their defenses.

NB: Any girls that easily concurs to sex on first date either has planned to use you or is a toilet
you are wrong at the point u said girls that have sex on the first date are loose. 90% of ladies, i Straffed during my Nysc, was on the first date. Including Muslims wearing hijab n likab, cos i served in the north.
It depends on how you play your game, do all your homework on the phone via chat, it makes the work easier and smooth. And for your info i seldomely used the love line, except for a few cases, we were just cool friends having a nice time together.
Let me give you one of the sexcapades, it was with a lady who was older and working whereas i was a corper. I met her online, we chatted for a while, i gave her sexy hints, told her am lonely and hadn't straffed in a long time, (it was a lie, straffed d day before) that n i asked when last she straffed she said 9 months ago. I told her you would be tight then. Then i suggested she should help me out, she pointed out, that i wasnt her bf, i told het we are good friends, she replied ok. I changed the topic and started asking when we would meet, she said someday after work, on that day, she didn't close work on time on the day, and was saying she was too tired to come to my place, dat it will be late when she will be going back home. I had already conditioned my mind to straff dat day, so i volunteered to come to her hood, telling her my friend lives in the same hood, so she will meet up with me in his place she agreed, men it was 7pm when i rushed to my guys crib, she came, and small thing i started romancing her, she was now saying its my friends place i should leave it, when she come ro my house, even asked if this is the reason, i wanted to see her, but i always had d right answer to dissuade her concerns, funny thing is while i was pulling down her g-string, she asked do you want to fvck me i said no( in my mind am like see dis one o, i dey expose your pvssy tp do waiting b4) she watched me insert my cd and fvked her wella, after d deed we agreed to see todays later, for a more conducive fvck, but she fell ill d next day, and d sickness lingered, i just told myself you see, good thing i straffed her d 1st day, if i wanted to be a gentleman, the yeye typhoid that was disturbing her would have ruined my chances.
So dude ladies that fvck on the first date aren't loose cheap ladies, it all depends on the feelings and d guys package, d lady i just described is a working class lady who pays her bills
Education › Re: 5 Top Reasons Why Some Girls Go Into Campus Runs. My Experience by Kaycee625(m): 1:52am On Jun 05, 2016
skarlett:
You are not in their shoes, so you can't be so sure, that is whether you're speaking from personal "experience" or not undecided

I don't support campus runs but I'm not against it either cos I believe in the dictum, 'live and let live'. You can never give satisfactory reasons why ladies go into campus runs without sounding spiteful, petty and judgemental so it all boils down to my latter statement, your write-up is skewed undecided


Ps: If you can't take constructive criticism without sounding supercilious, then you've got a lot to work on, on yourself without throwing shades at campus runs girls. Aloha!

skarlet you sound like an intelligent runs gal, cos it seems thats the reason you are defending them well. Anyway i like your diction.
Politics › Re: Nigerians Reacts To President Buhari's Twit About The Murdered Woman In Kano by Kaycee625(m): 1:32am On Jun 05, 2016
These Muslims and their intolerance, that their ablution can make a place so untidy, reminds me of kasuwambechi market in kaduna. Water every where cos of ablution, making the market so untidy.
I remember when i was serving in kaduna and they wanted to put a batch B Muslim guy as my roommate,i was batch A, i vehemently refused, told dem dis dude cant come to my room and start washing prick with kettle, cant deal with that, it was a military environment, and descrimation due to religion was prohibited, but i didn't give a hoot, i stood my ground and he left.
The irony is i was fucking muslim gals grin
I don't hate Muslims, i have gud Muslim pals but i dont want them doing their ablution in. My private space. Salam walekum
Literature › Re: What's Your Favorite Novel Of All Time? by Kaycee625(m): 8:07am On May 26, 2016
Please don't say no by chuks onyiuke...... Anyone who knows how i can get the soft copy should please tell me
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Has Anyone Gotten A Job Through Jiji? by Kaycee625(m): 8:17am On May 25, 2016
Lols this reminds me of when, I was serving in kaduna, and wanted to buy used bbQ10. I tried using jiji only for one lady in the site to try duping me.
She put up her location as kaduna, when i now called, she said, she is in edo, i asked why will you put your location as kd, when you are in edo, she now replies that she sells allover d country.
To transact the business became an issue because she wants me to deposit money, then she will send d phone.
I suggested she gives the phone to all these transport company drivers, so dat if i insepect the fone and okay with it, i will pay complete to the driver to deliver to her but she refused.
And started telling me she is a big gal, and dat selling fone is part time, and not her main source of lively hood, that we can be friends after d business.
I jejely deleted her number Jare!, at my age one yeye gal wants to dupe me, she don meet nwa aba be dat angry[color=#000099][/color]
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Has Anyone Gotten A Job Through Jiji? by Kaycee625(m): 8:15am On May 25, 2016
Lols this reminds me of when, I was serving in kaduna, and wanted to buy used bbQ10. I tried using jiji only for one lady in the site to try duping me.
She put up her location as kaduna, when i now called, she said, she is in edo, i asked why will you put your location as kd, when you are in edo, she now replies that should sells allover d country.
To transact the business come become issue because ahe wants me tp deposit money, then she will send d phone.
I suggested she gives the phone to all these transport company drivers, so dat if i insepect the fone and okay with it, i will pay complete to the driver to deliver her but she refused.
And started telling me she is a big gal, and dat selling fone she does part time, and not her main aoirce of lively hood, that we can be friends after d business.
I jejely deleted her number Jare!, at my age one yeye gal wants to dupe me, she don meet nwa aba be dat angry[color=#000099][/color]
Career › Re: Careers In The Oil And Gas Industry Every Fresh Graduate Needs To Know: by Kaycee625(m): 12:46am On May 24, 2016
Sir please am a fresh graduate, looking for a skill i can acquire to equip myself and make me employable and able, to work in the oil industry and make me an asset to any oil company or servicing firm.
Am a civil engineering graduate with second class upper
Career › Re: Project Management Professional (PMP) Lectures Will Be Going On Here...join Now by Kaycee625(m): 12:15am On May 24, 2016
Please am interested and would like to get the ebook.
Whatsapp no. 08171785956
Email. Kuzendu@gmail.com
Romance › Re: How My Friend Was Butchered By His Girlfriend's Dad (Pictures) by Kaycee625(m): 3:41pm On May 22, 2016
[s]The father of d gal dey form james bond abi?
He is lucky its not one Ayes or bagger boy,
Dem for declare him and his family wanted,
Then he would see how butchering is done, cultism isnt good but when a man feels he will intimidate d boy cos he has more money than him, then he will realize that certain people kill for free in this country [/s]

But on a second thought that your friend could be above 25 preying on minors, deceiving them and defiling dem.
There are 3 sides to every story jare.
Romance › Re: How My Friend Was Butchered By His Girlfriend's Dad (Pictures) by Kaycee625(m): 3:41pm On May 22, 2016
[s]The father of d gal dey form james bond abi?
He is lucky its not one Ayes or bagger boy,
Dem for declare him and his family wanted,
Then he would see how butchering is done, cultism isnt good but when a man feels he will intimidate d boy cos he has more money than him, then he will realize that certain people kill for free in this country [/s]

But on a second thought that your friend could be above 25 preying on minors, deceiving them and defiling dem.
There are 3 sides to every story jare. I f
Literature › Re: How Lust For A Teenage Girl Ruined The Life Of An Innocent Boy by Kaycee625(m): 10:22am On May 11, 2016
David lacks wisdom, infact its village mentality n foolishness led him to his doom.
If he were wise, when he saw dat d gal, was out to eat his money he could have just let her be, and find another gal.
If worst comes to worst, let him go and Bleep olosho, see how he was waisting his hard earned money cos of one loose pussy
Literature › Re: My Distraction by Kaycee625(m): 8:38pm On May 10, 2016
When is the update comming up, its delay is becoming annoying
Literature › Re: HERO (A Violence, Mind Control And Sex Story) a story by Queenliz by Kaycee625(m): 11:07pm On May 08, 2016
The sexful scenes are the most interesting and intriguing part, don't skip please,
Am quite surprised how a lady could be so explicit with such sexy scenes. Thumbs up, you remind of the woman who wrote fifth shades of grey
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Literature › Re: My Distraction by Kaycee625(m): 8:07am On May 08, 2016
Keep it up bro, patiently waiting for the update
Literature › Re: Captor Of My Heart: The Tamers. by Kaycee625(m): 11:09am On May 07, 2016
Nawa o, these guys are pushing jake to the wall, i wish he would loose his cool and fight back, perhaps break joels head with a bottle, then he would know better than to come to a man's house and causes squabble
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Romance › Re: Why Do Only Broke Men Approach Me For Marriage? by Kaycee625(m): 1:04am On May 06, 2016
Eyaa sorry dear, honestly talk to your God, let him senf the right man your path. But please dear don't be in a haste, cos men can pretend for long
Politics › Re: Bakassi Boys Regroup For Fulani Mafia by Kaycee625(m): 10:10am On May 03, 2016
BAKASSI BOYS this news really gladens my heart. The fulani heardsmen think they are the only ones that can handle ammunition. Let them face bakassi boys they will understand the meaning of ODESHI
Literature › Re: Captor Of My Heart: The Tamers. by Kaycee625(m): 1:02pm On Apr 27, 2016
Wow this is real karma for Maureen she was a bad bitch when she was younger now she is suffering x10 what she made people suffer in her hands
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Career › Re: Should I Resign My New Job For A Contract Job? by Kaycee625(m): 10:33am On Apr 12, 2016
Go for the shell job dear, contracts are renued, once you are doing your work well, infact there are people dat have been contract staff for 20 years and counting, so that shouldn't discourage you.
Just go for trainings and update your CV in your course of doing your contract work.
All the best cheers
Literature › Re: [story] My Life As A Yahoo Boy by Kaycee625(m): 1:56pm On Apr 11, 2016
Oga complete the story na
TV/Movies › Re: 3 Idiots: Have You Seen The Movie? Please, Share Your Lessons! by Kaycee625(m): 6:49am On Apr 07, 2016
mrking3:
Impressive! And very educative! @Op! Thanks for sharing! I haven't seen the movie! But will do a quick download right away! Seriously, I'm attracted to people with High Intellect!
you are sapiosexual
Foreign Affairs › Re: Kenyan Woman Caught With Her Grandson In Bed (Photos) by Kaycee625(m): 10:40pm On Apr 06, 2016
Your own granny of all pussies in kenya, that man needs spiritual overhauling
Politics › Re: Why Is Father Mbaka Silent In The Face Of These Harsh Economic Realities? by Kaycee625(m): 4:30pm On Apr 06, 2016
Destined2win:
So asking a pertinent question has made someone an IPOB. Stop reasoning like that raaaa
i pray mbaka is on point o, am his fan but with the way tins are going am confused
Celebrities › Re: Cynthia Morgan Forced To Use Taxis After Her Range Rover Was Stolen by Kaycee625(m): 4:27pm On Apr 06, 2016
Sorry dear Cynthia, those mocking her don't know how painful d experience is.
Do you know how hard she worked and saved to buy such car, you guys should pray you dont loose your car.
Aunty Cynthia once there is life there is hope , if you can buy range rover God will give you money to buy a bigger car, as for our yeye police i would advise you don't waste your money on their endless and fruitless investigations
Politics › Re: Police Declare State Of Emergency In Kaduna by Kaycee625(m): 4:49pm On Apr 05, 2016
Which kind dirty lie be dis, am in kaduna right now and there's movement. Does the op know what state of emergency is?
Crime › Re: Herdsmen Kidnap Catholic Priest In Enugu by Kaycee625(m): 10:56am On Apr 04, 2016
This fulani heardsmen should take their time o, they shouldn't be fucking up in my state, they better go back to the north and graze their cows.
Celebrities › Re: Anna Banner Stuns In New Photoshoot (photos) by Kaycee625(m): 10:11am On Apr 03, 2016
Choi see wetin flavor dey enjoy
Romance › Re: I Stormed His Wedding & Made Him Cry After He Broke My Heart by Kaycee625(m): 10:10pm On Mar 29, 2016
Strong lady i admire that, thumbs up
nlfan:
This Is How I Broke Him Down After He Broke My Heart

I met this young man when i was 21 and he was 24 we dated 4 years, we were both struggling, we stayed with each other and help each other to grow.

We grow to become successful and i became very influential in my field and he was so proud of that.

Last october we agreed to walk down the isle, we were planning where we are going to stay after the wedding, he stays somewhere in Lagos mainland while i stay in the island. He told me that he will be moving somewhere in Mowe in Ogun State where his father built a house about 2 years ago.

I told him that will not be a good idea, going from Mowe to Victoria Island everyday will be terrible for me since we can afford a house in Lagos at least for now or we stay where he is staying currently, he maintained he cant change, we could not reach an agreement on that, the next thing i got a shocker, he traveled for event outside Lagos to the east, where he comes from, only to get attracted to a girl he met there and came boldly to tell me, if i cannot marry him and stay at mowe, there are so many good girls who will rush the offer and in annoyance i told him, have you found one please marry her.

To my surprise few days after i saw a photo of him and that girl he just met, less than two months all over social media, he has engaged her.

Initially i was pained, but let's face it he doesn't deserve my tears, his groups of friends started calling my line to ask when we stopped dating since we still stepped out recently to his friend birthday.

I didnt know what to say i asked them to ask him, things went that way and i started hurting, after he did official intro to the girl i knew it was over, i called him and told him i wish him happiness and best of luck with his wife to be.

He felt bad but said he knew i was a good person that he is not shocked i called, i ask him to keep me updated on wedding plans and he did and i told him i will attend he said he will be grateful.

On the wedding day, during the reception i showed up, i had gone to get a very flattering dress, i even paid for make up, i looked so beautiful i couldn't believe myself too smiley grin grin

When i entered the room everybody went crazy, all his friends and associate knew me, some are even pained at what he did to me, i showed up all his friends rushed to greet me, it took over 30 minutes to cheek kiss all of them and hug a few, the few people who didn't know me was wondering who i was and why i am so beautiful grin grin grin

I went up to greet him, he almost fell down from where he was standing, i greeted his wife ( a village girl from akwa ibom lol - the way she pronounce the thanks for coming though smiley )

I started catching fun and dancing crazy, my ex couldn't stand it anymore, he ask his wife to go inside the car only him came to greet his guys where i was seated, THEN BROKE DOWN IN TEARS

HE CRIED SO LOUD LIKE PEOPLE WERE SCARED, People will think that i will disappear from there scene since he was crying, i was still seated shaking body to the tune of music, he then told one of his friend, i don't know but i think i messed up - the guy was like you messed up big time, are you just realizing, then live with it the rest of your life, his wife rushed out of the car i guess he heard his prince charming was crying, he came and the moment she opened her mouth to ask daring wot isssit, guys had funny faces about to explode. cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

At that point he left and i continue hanging out with his friends before oping into my car to go home. He sent a touching sms yesterday.
Literature › Re: VALENCRY, My Valentine Experience ( Short Story ) by Kaycee625(m): 9:46pm On Mar 29, 2016
Nawa oooo, such a bad ending cry
Literature › Re: VALENCRY, My Valentine Experience ( Short Story ) by Kaycee625(m): 9:28pm On Mar 29, 2016
LaJose78:
class captain hw far nw...i dey gbadun u jor. Smtin similar lyk ur story also apun 2 me on dt day. I neva celebrate val b4, so I com decide 2 do am dis yr wit my bae only. Naso i cum budget lyk 4k for d day say i take her go mosun càfe make we flex small b4 we cum play return match 4 house, afterall she b sm1 wey no lyk fud xo 4k go dey enuf.

On d D-Day I don get 2 our venue cum dey expect her; she tell me say she dey on her way. When she arrived, i got d shock of my lyf....she came wit her frnd! Naso I cum turn mathematician...i dey rizn hw 4k go reach 3 ppl. Na so I cum conclude say na me no go chop anytin.

As a guy, i kept my cool: so we started chattin nd i cum ask if dey nid anytin bt dey were shy to tok; so I orderd snacks nd drinks for dem nd i took a bottle of coke too. After some time my gf cum ask me if i culd get rice 4 dem cos dey dint wait 2 eat @ home b4 cumin. So i went 2 get it: d amount I bot d fud made me realized dollar is nw high. B4 i knew it, four thousand is gone wit less dan figo wit me.
After eating nd almost gettin dark, dey z dey r goin home. So off they went wit d remaining Change as T-fare. So i had no other option dan 2 trek home. I dnt knw wetin do me, I cum put hand 4 pocket...na so I dey feel smtin in my bck pocket. I cum bring am out 2 c say na fifty naira change wey I take carry bike cum. I cum take okada go house. As i reach home na so i sleep off, enuf of today's rubbish I said 2 maself.

In short, na so i loose everything dt day: D worst of it all, i dint get laid.
lol you fall mugu
How dem go talk say dem no eat food for house?
I will simply tell dem i didnt budget for that
If snacks n drinks no do dem, make dem go house go eat, cos as she came with her friend, it clearly meant you aint getting laid dat day
Celebrities › Re: Binta Diallo Pictured With Her Two Kids by Kaycee625(m): 9:48am On Mar 29, 2016
Professional baby mama

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