₦airaland Forum

ichidodo: [color=#1980BC] I prefer Kaakaaaki.. [/color]

Kaakaaki? is he a local Designer?

senchris: Dear Candidate, sequel to ur application for the position of a senior sales officer, u are invited for a function-based test holding on 19th july, 2014. Check ur mail for details.

Since I built my CV in dia portal, I apply for dia jobs jxt with a click nd I wish I am within d test area, I wud hv jxt gone for d test, ds should be dia 4th test invite am going to ignore.

Cheers to you guys dt will be writing d test!

please when did you applied because I just applied on 15th that's yesterday

chocolateme: I see u follow grow up for onitsha too because na u analyze am finish even sotee u know that it was liquidation that took it out of the market... Thumbs up nwa otu!!!!

hehehehehehehe .... I have a right instincts of dectating things....I talk am....na Otu peeps sabi am wella

madam: it is ur moda and her entire baaztard children dat are witches... .mtcheeeeeew nansense

Now I know why you are venting your anger on Nairaland..... YOU MUST BE A PATHETIC VICTIM OF MOLEST? I guess tentatively but that doesn't stop you from being cheerful and happy for people.


NAIRALAND.....a minute silent for this pathetic soul at the count of 3





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we are done MADAM

madam: or else whattt......... at ur age u're buzy luking for small small gurls to decive here... shame!!!! on you....... tuaaaah... a fooooool @ 40

who is this one kwa.....Madam, him don fling you and your daughter join? or abi him tell you say him dey look for Small chop? Why the hating nah....even if your oga at the top no fine atleast appreciate God work on his face

Ok make I no lie.....mine was 2009/2010 at the age of 17/18 as a jambite seeking for admission nah and been bored at home....I was tempted to apply for that Sunday Vanguard FRIENDZONE....Omoh see as girls dey call me soteh my mum was furious.....men .... I control one babe like that from another state, she self they trip for my intonation die.....as she show na....me no too waste time because the thing done accumulate since and done even sawah inside the immune system.

Last Bullet..... the babe grind me twice and bought me new phone, ever since then any babe weh have a taste will either dash me her laptop, phone or pay my rents in school.
Varnity? yes!! but that's my past and I don't dwell their anymore.

hehehehehe....sims like you two grew up in Onitsha, that was the evolution of sachet water then......those indian guys made money die from that product......and they created employment for those road salers......I even heard that those guys that sold that water by road side was making enormous profit then.....

Things fell apart and the center cannot hold because the company has gone on liquildation and also the emergence of competitors tooo. that minaqua was a big flop for them because of its excess sugar but its enjoyable when its abit freezed but parents do warn their kids against it then

Dude are you sure your post is correct? 1.2 million to repair road? in Nigeria........check wella that should be 1.2billion... go do your findings and get back to us

I guess she was ashame of herself that's why she de activated her account.....silly thing

himkers: Its 21 actually

thanks ...

Nigerians self.....calculating Sum total without minusing expenses....if this man tell you how much he has spent within that 20 months pursuing this judgement you will shock......you also forget to note that even the defendant have a percentage from the money and also maybe the amount he was projecting to be given is far higher than what he got.

see una mouth....the man don Hama

Dubby6: pls which state is ikom in
I think say places like borno go cheap pass now...Onitcha cheap?
Benin is d cheapest ive lived in in terms of mama put...no b dis PH wey dem go get mind give u half plate for 350 still dey xpect make u free d change

ikom is in cross river



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O.P the Cheapest place is Lagos oooo @ least with N50 you can buy rice, beans, plantain and pure water take quench am which is the basic necessity of life, unlike Onitsha where you go dey beg for without for N150.....you self fit see selcontain and miniflat to rent for lasgidi @ 80k and 100k depending on area eg Ijegun but for Onitsha omo....if you no get money for flat better look for person weh go give you room in a flat. The only thing cheap in Onitsha Anambra is cost of transportation is as good as cheap.....you can travel the whole 27 local govt with just N500 verrry cheap eh

no be small thing oo.... mine was when I was in S.S 1 their was this young corper I had a crush on, she lectures on Biology but I kinda hate the subject, so I grab my novel “Sex and love" I fixed it inside the biology textbook and was caried away when reading the erotic words.....never knew that the lady was teaching and walking around....



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the unexpected happened**Crying**
she grabed the novel
instantly ended her lectures
headed straight to the Principal's Office (a retired military officer).
what I could remember again***still crying**
what what...eeeh.... daris God. I saw myself carrying my Locker and chair to his officer, lyed flat infront of his office, thanks to the junior students looking at me like cinema, next thing he was that he made me to kneel ontop of my locker.....That man spank me sooooooo hard and fast as if he was playing P.S 3.
He made me attend classes without chair and locker for 1 week. Awkful experience

morhsuud22: I swear na dem sure pass.....see their nickname sef DIE MANNSCHAFT...you go need to take deep breath

meeeen if they win that means say na only them waka come ooo

morhsuud22: Abeg which time be Argentina vs Germany?

bro mi don't know ooo... make we ask the audience. ...but seriously am certain that Germany must win....

Meringe: Personally, I don't believe in tithe though I'm a Christian. I so much believe in giving alms than tithe.
Teamcatholic#

Dude I share your view, if only we use those money on the helpless families out there.....I don't think that the Millenuim development goal will be in existence, I found fulfilment in giving my all to the charity. am a hardcore catholic though but that's my believe ever since I joined ROTARY CLUB I just realised that there is need to give to the society.

as per Igbo sharp guy weh I be..... I dey see a guy nacking a babe through the back sanctuary...truly A STYLE

But seriously, in Marketing context..... the logo simple means their passionate love for unisex wears......that logo has indebt hidden qualities...tooo creative

OBIORAA: Ok o if you say so. But as for me, I just walk up to her with a smile on my heart and lips and say..... In the name of jesus give me your number.

lol...sick dude...make Jesus catch you

HOW TO BE A GENTLE LADY FROM MEN POST OF VIEW.



stop


Nagging

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work harder like your grandmother!!!

Bros congrat...may the God that remember you never forsake us too

op...I hope you will be able to explain this poo on your last day of existence?

Yomieluv: you have a shallow mind.

thanks man, atleast its better than being a half baked myopic sycophant rather should I say parasite? ...

Yomieluv: Op,you are drunk...they are brand ambassador,nothing else.

If you are a brand ambassador of Gold Circle Condom and 6 months later you impregnate a lady living with H.I.V. What message are you passing to the company and her loyal customers? use your brain

BUSINESS LESSON TO LEARN FROM OUR SUPER EAGLES WORLD CUP OUTING.
Brand sponsorship is very essential for businesses that has the capital to invest, some see it as corporate social responsibility (CSR). But the major things to consider during sponsorship is the Strength, Weakness, Opportunity and Thread (SWOT) of the organization you intend to sponsor.
A critical analysis is the sponsorship of SUPER EAGLES by PEAK MILK,GUINESS STOUT, LUCOZADE BOOST E.T.C. Lucozade and peak are products believed to be energy building drink,our football team went to the world cup and performed poorly in terms of tactics, low energy and stamina, that's to say that those products have failed to provide its steaming customers the necessary vital ingredient needed to build their strength and energy, it also implies that they will experience a huge decrease in her market share and revenue. That's the price one pays for inadequate research and evaluation before venturing into sponsorship.
How can you convince me that PEAK MILK "it's in you" when those that consumes its often failed in their responsibilities to win all their matches? Even PEAK MILK brand ambassador Steven Keshi had to resign because he had failed and in actual sense peak milk is never in him, definitely this is a bad image for the company and its product.
Finally, organizations should learn from this and be mindful of the procedures necessary to implement, before venturing into sponsorship, a sponsored product is a visible qualities embedded in a product through which consumers and prospects see, it's not all about the money.
Kayceejunior Emeka

yeeeeeeeeepaaaaa.......my mum goes to his ministry ooooo expecally the cross over night on new year eve.........their must be a conspiracy here

me no fit buy am because its not my size either

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Dear Mr. Basketmouth. I write in peace, because
war does not solve anything. Moreover I am
desperate to communicate in a way that will get
you to understand the gravity of what you did by
sharing a horrible joke, whose punchline is rape.
Of African girls. Not a white girl which is stated
very clearly at the beginning of your joke. By the
way please do not accuse me of turning this into
a racial matter. No, Actually you did that. Here is
your joke sir:
White girls:
1st date: Coffee
2nd date: Kiss
3rd date: sex
African girls:
1st date: Fast food
2nd date: Hug
3rd date: Chinese restaurant
4th date: kiss
5th date: Attempted sex but failed
6th date: Shopping
7th date: Cinema, new phone, more shopping
8th date: Attempted sex but failed
9th date: RAPE!!
Oh and I took a screen shot of it in case you
cannot believe that you would ever do such a
thing. Here it is.
Mr. Basketmouth I am hoping that by the time I
am done talking with you and the 5000+ people
who liked and commented on your “joke”, you
will have learned something about rape and why
rape is a sick, vile and criminal act and why
making light of this scourge that has everyone of
us who has a vagina living with fear, is cruel and
hateful.
We are not safe Mr. Basketmouth because men
take our bodies and they rip us apart without a
thought to the life- long trauma that we suffer as
a result of such a violation. Mr. Basket mouth
have you ever had anyone violate you by doing
as they pleased with your body? Have you ever
had someone grab you, throw you on the ground
slapping you and telling you to shut up, then
proceed to tear your legs apart and force his
penis into your anus? Have you? I think not
because let me tell you Mr. Basketmouth,
because if it were so, you could never make rape
an issue for comedy. I know comedians like to
poke fun at all things and the irreverence is often
what draws laughs. However Rape is not funny
and if it elicits laughter, which it did in some of
your fans,then this is a sign of depravity and a
warning to all women that we are not safe among
men, even the ones who purport to love us.
Would your joke be funny if your mother your
sister, your aunt, your daughter had been raped?
If you daughter or your sister had come home
with blood running down her legs because some
brute had seen her, not as a human being with
feelings and a physical body that hurts and
bleeds, but as a vessel for his lust, his rage, his
disrespect and his misogyny?
Would your joke be funny to you if you came
home to find your 6 month old daughter barely
alive because 5 men had broken into your home
and decided that a baby’s tiny vagina was big
enough to contain their five joysticks one after the
other, muffling her cries with her burp cloth until
she passed out?
Would your joke be funny if your favorite uncle
gave himself permission to pin down your 12
year old daughter as she gave him water to
drink? How would you laugh when you came
home and found her doubled over in pain with a
haunted look in her eyes?
Perhaps you would guffaw at the news that your
daughter committed suicide because she had
been raped and could not deal with it. She had
no one to tell because her father, comedian
Basket mouth thought rape was a big JOKE?
That he would laugh at her, and tell her she
deserved it for having worn such a short skirt or
having gone to dinner and allowed him to spend
money on her? Mr. Basketmouth your 5,000 fans
who loved your joke were making comments like:
after all that she deserves to be raped. The few
people who tried to be the voices of reason were
insulted and heckled off your page, leaving an
aggregation of the sickness that our men are.
Yes those men who like your status are the
sickness we have to contend with as African
women. Those 5,000 odd fans of yours are part
of the problem because their endorsement of
your hideous attempt at humor is a signal that
there is a fundamental hatred for African women
by African men and that raping African women is
fair game.
The fact that you think that you posted a funny
joke means that you are also part of a huge
problem that we face in this world, a problem
that affects more than half the population. It also
means that these statistics mean nothing to you
and therefore African women and women in
general mean very little to you.
Mr. Basket mouth one in 3 women will be raped
or beaten in her lifetime. That is One billion
people whose bodies will be violated. These are
United Nations statistic. However judging on the
response to your joke, and based on my own
experience in the work of trying to end violence
against women and girls, the number is more like
one in two women. This means sir that your post
today was in all likelihood seen by many women
who have been raped. Let this sink in for a
minute: Women who have been raped and saw
your joke have probably been hurt all over again,
because your joke makes a mockery of untold
suffering that only she who has been raped will
ever understand. Do you get why this joke is
such a disgusting show of insensitivity and a
blatant display of disrespect for women’s and
therefore human dignity? The additional insult to
injury are your 5,000 plus groupies who bigged
you up for disrespecting African women. It is
frightening to realize that these would be the
type of men who would be bystanders watching
a girl being raped, and still perceive themselves
as being "good'. Good men who tell rape jokes,
laugh at rape jokes and say nothing when
women are disrespected are also perpetrators!
In my line of work we spend so much time
teaching girls how to protect themselves from
being raped. From an early age girls are taught
to view themselves from the negatives, that are
heaped on them because men rape. It is girls'
fault that men are depraved. We teach them not
to walk alone after dark, not to be alone with
boys, to wear “decent clothes”. Yet after all this,
many are still raped. Why is that Mr.
Basketmouth? BECAUSE BOYS AND MEN ARE
NOT BEING TAUGHT THAT RAPE IS NOT A JOKE!
We place the burden of being safe on girls but
GIRLS DO NOT RAPE THEMSELVES AND YOUR
JOKE LEGITIMIZES AND REINFORCES THE
NOTION THAT RAPING A GIRL IS OK!!! Rape is
NOT TRIVIAL!
Mr. Basketmouth I am tired of this work. I am
tired because people like you make my work
really difficult. While I and thousands of other
activists are working tirelessly to educate men
that under no circumstances is raping a woman
ok, you are undoing our work 5,000 men at a
time!!!! Haba!!! I am tired of waking up every
single day to stories of women gang raped and
mutilated in South Africa and India and in the
U.S. military and in the Congo and you making a
joke about this is really very demoralizing and it
makes me very angry.
I hope that this letter will make you reflect for a
moment and I hope that you also realize that
your position of privilege and influence can be
used for real positive social change in Nigeria
and beyond. What would be great is if you are
man enough to apologize to the women you
have insulted and hurt by your crass joke. I also
hope that you will consider undoing the damage
you have caused those who so believed you
were a decent guy. I was a fan of yours until
about 2 hours ago when I saw your post. Now I
only feel a heavy sadness, disappointment and a
deeper desire to fight for Justice. Right now
Justice to me looks like you Basketmouth issuing
a sincere apology and becoming an anti-rape
activist.
Once an avid fan
Barbara Mhangami

SOWI URE BEEN USE TO ACHIEVE COMPANY OBJECTIVE,AND THE GLORY LIES ON UR DEPT HEAD......WORK TO PLEASE YOURSELF RATHER THAN TO PLEASE ODAZ AND DISPLEASE URSEF......DIS CLEARLY SHOWS THAT URE A MODERNIZED SLAVE