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Thank God this Year Valentine's Day falls on Sunday....


I will join my Christian friends in attending 1st, 2nd, 3rd and 4th service, Youth Meeting and House Fellowship in their church...


Eni ti ema pa ni e n wa

LEOs ROCK JHOR!!!!


WE ARE KINGS AND QUEENS!!!!


But I don't think I have a Bday mate tho...


Seems like I'm d only person born on dat day

WiLdFLame:
just quicky view their profile b4 dem comot their pix..... i neva see any lady wey fit beat the degree of konjiness dis their boobi dey bring.....these boobi provide comfort more than ur bed pillow....d last time i lay my heads on one of dese boobis the enjoyment dre enh.....second 2 paradise.....am nt sure u can find any here except those 5, any oda boobi apart frm dis 5 na old market boobi. i bet it no body don rest dre except me!
1.sinaj
2.sexyceline
3.slimadenike
4.nikkypearl
5.yourmain
I doubt it if any ladies here can beat dose boobi? especially sinag ooo...omo...na barrack boobi oo

Ehen... For real?

Please be specific about d 1 u laid Ur hands on

ireneony:
To be truthful I have never been served with break up lines.

Sister, kwontinu lying o



Abi he ran away without saying anything?

firstking01:
my brother, ample gain dey for friendzoning if you handle her well

LMAO

U no lie sha... But d best tin is, if she Friendzone u, Bros Palzone her sef


Dat way u don't get Ur hopes up


And u can still get Ur small enjoyment

WiLdFLame:
omo even if her atm fit swallow anytin, make she no try ma card oo cos i fit change route go enter 4 back in cat position....cat position?? baddest of all shit
bt 2 be truthful d girl na virgin claiming 2 be hoe,,,she must surely get church mind!

Lol...

U sabi am before ni?

Holy mummy's pet claiming Hoe.... Hmmmm.. issorait

firstking01:
you read the last part of the post so??

Nope...

Jex hate to hear d word Friendzone

WiLdFLame:
omo...sandiee too tight 4 my dick joor....i no want d minor induced!
sight of blood dey always freak me oo.

LMAO...

Na u talk dat 1 o

BTW her atm fit accept any card o


Abi Ur tin big like Aboki own?

Bros, can u compare fake to original?

If u ain't d original bf, u jex a friend jawe...

Make una no dey give unasef hopeless hope

U are Wat dey call substitute if u are in d Friendzone....

U no even fit compare substitute to starter

And for ur info, most guys end up on d substitute bench for d rest of their miserable lives...


So d best tin is to move on, u will surely find beta person wey go put u as starter for every match (come rain, come sunshine) rather dan on the bench...

Tanx

Nawao


Wildflame nko?

LessNoise:
Still looking for the perfect reply to her last convo sef I jus weak

Bros, dodge dis babe o...

Make she no use sweet words change Ur mind like Apc

Lol


Crazy folks everywhere



End time Neighbours

LMAO....


The hustle is real!!!!!

florakims:
Because she could count the number of times she's done it.

Nawao... So peeps dey lose count?

But being drilled more dan 20 times?


Dat 1 don turn deep pit... In fact endless pit

Who cares?

English wey we never sabi finish... una 1 add French... God dey


And I trust my Naija folks, dem go find way to invent pidgin-French.

I wonder how it will sound like...

florakims:
I know what I'm saying

Ah!! Abeg explain better pls

Nubian113:
She counted or she guessing

Ionno, but with Wat she's saying, seems like d dude has drilled d hole o

Over drilling sef

Nubian113:
She counted or she guessing

Ionno, but with Wat she's saying, seems like d dude has drilled d hole o

Adaeze003:
But it's a simple process no??

Sister, u be Doc?

Well, na sharp method b dat o

rhema4u:
I see a dog driving, dunno what else others are seeing

Lol.... So u couldn't get a better angle to take d photo... kwontinu

rhema4u:
There is no rule 17

TF dude?


U got me


She for break ya head

florakims:
You still have a chance, since u ve done it just few times, and with just one partner. You can be a secondary virgin if you stop doing it, cus ur vagina will become tight again, even though there won't be blood, since your hymen can't regrow. Just abstain from sex, tell your fiance about it. And don't forget, Jesus loves you, it doesn't matter what your past looks like, so far you are ready to make a u-turn and accept him TOTALLY.

Aunty, more dan 20 times is few?


Mogbe!!!!

ENIGMA24:
Ello bae.....you r really finished!!! U used the word unfortunately??..Walai u don't have snse oo ....did he force you? When u were shouting "ahh" "yee" "oro" "aye oo" "destroy it" "damage it" "don't have mercy" .....you didn't know
MY advice to u is to meet obioma or mallam sule to sew the life of that thing togeda!
Now gerrarra here mehn !!!!

TF dude?

I don laff almost piss for body

Adaeze003:
Buy superglue...

LMAO

Dis 1 is wicked o

Adonbilivit

Nawao

Now dis is hilarious...

A case of even Ur boo get a boo (or kidnapper in dis case)

Wetin concern us na?


Him dey call us with d phones?

WiLdFLame:
stfuareyougod,kaylexzy,obioraa,cruzita,sickstar,profojah2,tonyebacanister abeg cum put mouth for this matter

Na my younger bro o... Till I born, den my 1st born... lol