WiLdFLame:
for me,1. kids around d house are the greatest cockblocker for me.
just cant fvck her senselessly,she just cant moan crazily...dat kills d mood for me.
2.a bushy pvssy, menh merely looking at dis my erection go just die instantly ni.i hear one time say smellymouth sabi chop bushy toto pass anytin, na true smellymouth? cruzita,hateu2,maxi112,kaylexzy,smellymouth which club una dey? team bushy or bare?
3.sagged boobi, haaaa nah nah for me.am happy say cruzita boobi stand firm pass rock!
here....my meaty hard rod go just bow head anytime he see sagged boobi like dollyjoy,sinaj,hateu2,naughtynaughty,estharfabian,mamagee3 own and so on...*tongue out*
baddo seniors stfuareyougod,smellymouth,ggrin,firstking01,maxi112 wetin dey kill mood 4 una?

Definitely bare bruh... I no fit clear forest na

HateU2 so u finally married him ehn?

U do well sha...


But Watz so sweet about dog meat sef?


D problem isn't even d fact dat dey eat dogs, it's d way dey kill d dogs dat annoys me...

Dat evil look in their eyes as dey clubber it...

Dey don't even slaughter... Na to dey knack am something dem know.. Awon Weyrey

SexyCeline:
It's possible ur boo is saying the truth. Buh on the other hand, it's also possible ur boo just got a new chick, thus he has relegated you to a side chick. 9ja men ain't to be trusted.

A case of even Ur boo get a boo shey?


But I still don't understand Wat d OP wants our advice for o

D dude don enter am...




Na die him dey

HateU2:
smellymouth is drunk
His orente wey dey yabaleft dey affect his medula oblangata

LMAO!!!


Orente at Yabaleft no be beta tin o

ANTONINEUTRON:

Amen!

Same wit yurz

Amen oooo

Pweetydammy:

i dey suspect u...oya commot 4 here

Suspect ke?

Oya I don dey go

Jadekitana:


Lol I don't want again o

Lol... Maka Why nao?


Shuo? After u spoil him show dat day?

Jadekitana:
You are very correct, especially @double 4 in shoprite lekki, even when they can't afford any meal there, they come heavily dressed with loud makeup ready to snatch your boyfriend. That's how one started speaking igbo with my Ex and laughing anyhow, their table was empty all through! When he went to the rest room, she followed! Trust a sharp babe, I followed too and made sure I waited for her to leave the rest room, I followed her back to back. When obviously her runs was spoilt they shifted Base to a lebanese maga! Broke lagos runs girls.

Aunty Jade, if u want Ur ex, come and collect him

But really, Ur story is hilarious

Pweetydammy:

wagbayi...oya gimme sharpally

*passes her popcorn and coke*

Would u like d lights turned OFF?

Dis kind movie dey sweet to watch in d dark..

Smellymouth:

Kaylexzy, I told ya she is gonna deny me
Keep on denying me.. you know how we roll

HateU2, Abeg which of una dey lie na?

He Is claiming u, u are denying him...

Make I watch una film trick small

Pweetydammy:
can't believe a thread like this is created...very hilarious buh it's needed cos this exam got me tensed up sef...watching in HD can't believe a thread like this is created...very hilarious buh it's needed cos this exam got me tensed up sef...watching in HD

Make I pass u pop corn and chilled coke?

HateU2:
I know smellymouth not
His orente dey yabaleft

Lol... So u no sabi am?

Orente for YLFT?

Now Datz hilarious....

HateU2:
Don't fear o
I'm coming in the middle of the night to pay u a visit
Will you be available

LMAO!!!

Middle of d night ke?

Well, if u coming alone, it's all good... I trust u

No go bring Battalion come o

Smellymouth:
Kaylexzy, my Orente does not want me to expose our secrets

Orente ke?


I never knew o...

Aii... If she doesn't want d secret divulged. Issorait...

But HateU2 are u really his Orente?

HateU2:
mami waters are beautiful nah
U need to see me inside water now with my long hair
U will fall in love

Lol...


Simply imagining it makes me wana pick race and leave my phone behind.

Tho, dey look beautiful in movies o, not sure if I wana see 1 for real...

Me wey dey fear die!!!

HateU2:
na under sea I dey
U wan come and join me
It's not hot here

Really? I would love to o...

But wait ooo

Hope say u no be mami water?

QueenValerie:
I didn't say all that,us hagin' out.But I'll visit.

Lol... I decide to add dat myself, Have u got a problem with dat?

Well, have fun...

HateU2:
Ayam fine o.
I dey gentle o nigga

Dey gentle ke?

Lol... u fit gentle ni?

How is ya day going, Abi u no dey dis part of of world?

QueenValerie:
Kaylexzy.
I was mean,I apologize.
I do plan ta visit African one day.
An even stay for a while.

Lol.... QueenValerie, How did u know, I wasn't happy with Wat u did?


Well, I'm sure u are gonna love it wen u visit, d good, d bad and d ugly... But all in all, it should be a sweet experience for ya....



And we could probably get to chill out

HateU2:
[/b]help me ask him o [b]

Lol... Na una 2 know wetin una dey do for corner o...

Me no fit b witness... lol

HateU2:
[/b]I'm the 'gentlest'. My hands are up for u o badded[b]

If I hear...


Me fear u o... Badoo of life....



How u dey jawe?

ANTONINEUTRON:

E too small.. I go bulldozer

In fact, u will Tipper

Yes Boss... May Jah Bless your Hustle

ANTONINEUTRON:
Poverty bad oo

tscheew

Make i hammer

No ooo

U will soon digger

QueenValerie:
Stop deralin' this tread,for I tell the Op.

I'm I derailing?

Oh! I didn't know

I'm outta here den

QueenValerie:
no

LMAO!!! Owkay kwontinu... 1 day u will visit dis country...

No wahala, we would be expecting ya.

Smellymouth:
Egbon, it's a top secret..

Top secret bawo?

After u don drop hint, u come say u no talk again... Bros, better start talking ooo


I'm sure all Romancelanders are eager to hear una xxxcapade

Emac34:
we thank God for that

Yeah Bruh

QueenValerie:

Olodo.... Better come and learn

Emac34:
Hope no life was lost

Nah... But d dude was in critical condition...

Well d ambulance came early