Smellymouth:


HateU2, should I divulge our secret?

LMAO!!!


Oya d wind has blown and we have seen d a** of d chicken

Abeg gist us....

QueenValerie:

I'm sure u don't understand

Smellymouth:


Trust me, her b0rbis are sagged and what perfectly depicts them is--" Olympus has Fallen.."

Really?

Have u seen em live before?

HateU2 is dat true?

HateU2:
Yes, let her think you are helpless and she will stick with you

OK oooo....

But won't it seem like rape?


Well, I don learn something be dat o....

Would use it probably wen I get back into d Game.....


O shey Baddest... My hands are up...

HateU2:
Tell him o

I taya o.....


But I don't think u have got sagged b**bs jhor...

About Ur dp,pin her down ke?


Does dat work?

Freaking Hilarious...

Luqman imu e ti fo, oya gba...

Fun ni 3-2...

Oya se n gbo

From d look on d dude's face, seems Luqman ended up losing d fight....

Chai!!! Wen u ask Mushin folks to coach u as a boxer...

Mad bawo?

INTROVERT:
His thingy will be small....

Madam, na dat 1 1st come Ur mind?

Nawao

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Me? I didn't touch HateU2 o...

mizhefeh:
I did not c anytin oooo

How did u know, there was something to be seen in d 1st place?


Better look and tell us Wat u see

raayah:
She is dressed very badly and should be advised by HR to leave but MEN should have self control too, they are not babies. Afterall, we women see men without shirt and short knickers all the time and we don't harrass them.

Ah!! Some women dey harass o

Jex dat most guys take it as a joke

Abeg where d apoti dey? Make I siddon....

Make dem pass me a few bottles of Orijin sef na...

But sagged b**bs na bad tin .... Really unattractive... Yuck!!

*pukes*

TF I'm I reading?

Laveda:
No, don't stop please..
Fùck anything you come across on the streets.

Dat is how Rapists are born o

Bleeping everything on d street ke?

Nawao with all dis comments above me sef

Nawao

I will unpop d number


Wait sef, Wat does calling her bae signify?


Make una stop over thinking things jhor

Who cares?

vizkiz:


seriously bro, some peeps just wanna look relevant by all means. Even of it means creating fake and sentimental threads to back em up... Ask ireneony

Lol... Me sef taya to dey see some senseless threads sometimes.... I do ask myself if it's compulsory to open threads, or do dey give awards and cash prices to those with d most threads?

If u ask me.....

figur8:
i don't know if they get paid for watching football or something else.i have been so unlucky having relationships with guys that loves futbal so much they forget you ever existed when they are glue to the tv screen watching football match.same thing happened yesterday evening and i told him "it over" not even minding val is just some days from now.is there still guys that don't care about football?

Sister, do u want a f****t as a bf?


Or u will kindly take clay and mould him yourself....

It's not even World cup and u are complaining.... Wait till Russia 2018 and see for yourself

vizkiz:
what is a young kid doing alone in a bank

What do you think we are fools or dummies? You think you can hang around here creating fake and silly stories expecting to make front page or you want us to know you work in a bank

Bros, u gaht no chill at all.... As e dey hot

Cutehector:
I'v laffed at this joke before..

Yeah.... I know d joke too... F***ing stale...

sickstars:
ur p*ssy needs sanitation d d*ck b scared to stay inside a scary dispiteful hole for long so premature ejaculation is just a simple way of saying d d*ck is tired nd scared of ur scary hole called p*ssy

Ussyyn:
Eluagu William of Yabatech did this from used plastic bottles and cans as his final year project.

http://www.melogist.com/see-the-amazing-art-yabatech-student-created-using-plastic-bottles-cans/

Bros, dis tin don Tey nao.... like 2 years now sef

WiLdFLame:

My niggas wu had advice u to take 2 can of black bullet or tramadol with lacasera or blackwood with yoghurt, make u cum blow d girl ,make her pvssy peel dey pepper(pain) her....dat what dem dey call "boy used girl 4 sex"

LMAO!!!

Those 1s na terrorists in disguise o


Dem fit kill person... lol

vicstar:



the way u presented your story ehn is so hilarious.

LMAO!!!

Bro, d tin be like film for my eyes se....

And I jex dey look as dem dey carry my bae enter room...

Jex try to picture dat look, with my hands on my head

WiLdFLame:

U no confront her?

If I hear....

I jex part ways sharply...

No time for confrontation o

I've never been caught pants down


But caught 1 of my ex like dat....

We dey d same school, she was running PT while I was running FT... dat day was a Sunday she didn't expect me to come to school.... Had earlier called her on Saturday... she said she wasn't around... Na him I show for my guys hostel.... As I dey watch anime on top him system, na him I see shadow of some folks wey pass me... As I look up ehn, na him I see my boo (ex) with another girl and 2 cadet guys.... I tot my eyes were playing tricks on me o.... I jex rushed out to see well, Lo and Behold she was cat walking into a male hostel room
Omo, my hand fall gan o, couldn't even concentrate on d anime I was watching... dialled her number but she kept hanging up...

Na him I tell my guys o... we had a crazy laff about it, but d tin pain me gan...

WiLdFLame:
As today be sunday nau, make we wear our church mind and how "pastorlistic" we are...
Just prophesy into someones life here on nairaland, whether na person u like or hate..
I Prophesy NaughtyNaughty U dey go Italy Go Meet UR Boo(est) of Life.(say amen)
2.I ProPhesy HateU2 Make That Sugar Daddy Locate U By Fire(say amen)
3.I ProPhesy STFUareyouGod Make UR Own Private Jet Locate U By Ease.
4.WildFlame I ProPhesy Make 800 Billion Dollars Locate My Company Dis Year By THunder(Amen)
if i vex u no vex,2day na sunday..say prayer make i say amen, fight no dey church!
abeg where dose romanceland prophets and prophetess saintloveren,cruzita,kaylexzy,maxi112,sinaj, abeg prophesy goodygoody 4 me oo

Abeg make my own Billions locate me too o

Both were too obvious jhor


None got me

greatme2good:
Maybe it's the married couples cos I know their Oloshos Will do more than 5times.

Lol... how u take know dat 1 o?