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Smellymouth:
HateU2, should I divulge our secret?

QueenValerie:

Smellymouth:
Trust me, her b0rbis are sagged and what perfectly depicts them is--" Olympus has Fallen.."

HateU2:
Yes, let her think you are helpless and she will stick with you

HateU2:
Tell him o

INTROVERT:
His thingy will be small....

mizhefeh:
I did not c anytin oooo

raayah:
She is dressed very badly and should be advised by HR to leave but MEN should have self control too, they are not babies. Afterall, we women see men without shirt and short knickers all the time and we don't harrass them.

Laveda:
No, don't stop please..
Fùck anything you come across on the streets.

vizkiz:
seriously bro, some peeps just wanna look relevant by all means. Even of it means creating fake and sentimental threads to back em up... Ask ireneony

figur8:
i don't know if they get paid for watching football or something else.i have been so unlucky having relationships with guys that loves futbal so much they forget you ever existed when they are glue to the tv screen watching football match.same thing happened yesterday evening and i told him "it over" not even minding val is just some days from now.is there still guys that don't care about football?

vizkiz:
what is a young kid doing alone in a bank

What do you think we are fools or dummies? You think you can hang around here creating fake and silly stories expecting to make front page or you want us to know you work in a bank

Cutehector:
I'v laffed at this joke before..

sickstars:
ur p*ssy needs sanitation d d*ck b scared to stay inside a scary dispiteful hole for long so premature ejaculation is just a simple way of saying d d*ck is tired nd scared of ur scary hole called p*ssy

Ussyyn:
Eluagu William of Yabatech did this from used plastic bottles and cans as his final year project.

http://www.melogist.com/see-the-amazing-art-yabatech-student-created-using-plastic-bottles-cans/

WiLdFLame:
My niggas wu had advice u to take 2 can of black bullet or tramadol with lacasera or blackwood with yoghurt, make u cum blow d girl ,make her pvssy peel dey pepper(pain) her....dat what dem dey call "boy used girl 4 sex"

vicstar:
the way u presented your story ehn is so hilarious.

WiLdFLame:
U no confront her?

WiLdFLame:
As today be sunday nau, make we wear our church mind and how "pastorlistic" we are...
Just prophesy into someones life here on nairaland, whether na person u like or hate..
I Prophesy NaughtyNaughty U dey go Italy Go Meet UR Boo(est) of Life.(say amen)
2.I ProPhesy HateU2 Make That Sugar Daddy Locate U By Fire(say amen)
3.I ProPhesy STFUareyouGod Make UR Own Private Jet Locate U By Ease.
4.WildFlame I ProPhesy Make 800 Billion Dollars Locate My Company Dis Year By THunder(Amen)
if i vex u no vex,2day na sunday..say prayer make i say amen, fight no dey church!
abeg where dose romanceland prophets and prophetess saintloveren,cruzita,kaylexzy,maxi112,sinaj, abeg prophesy goodygoody 4 me oo

greatme2good:
Maybe it's the married couples cos I know their Oloshos Will do more than 5times.