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Sorry ehn

delectablegyal:
1. CUM: if i didn't cum to nairaland, i don't think i will CUM across this word. Nairalanders like to use it frequently even when they mean COME.

2. JOYSTICK: I nvr knew joystick has a connotative meaning until i CAME to nairaland. I knew the word "joystick" exists but i nvr knew it can mean Joystick. I thought it's can only mean a navigator. Do u remember that navigator button on sony ericsson? It's called JOYSTICK.

3. MOUTH ACTION: who doesn't know b.l.o.w.j.o.b? But i nvr knew it could be called mouth action until i CAME to nairaland. Btw, i did my research and i discovered it can also be called f.e.l.l.a.t.i.o. Nairaland also recognises "f.e.l.l.a.t.i.o" as b.l.o.w.j.o.b. To confirm, type it without the dots.

4. Camel toe: i nvr knew dat swollen pvssy was called camel toe. Shout out to nairaland.

5. Sexcapade: i never knew this word until i came to nairaland. Sexcapade means an adventure involving sexual excitement.

6. Lovepeddler: so an ashewo could be called lovepeddler? Now i know.

Add urs.

P.s: sorry that i had a lot of CUMs in my write up.

Bleep!!!

So, how old are u?

And 20 freaking years ago?

U don't need love o, U need prayers ASAP...

WiLdFLame:
Alaye won pe e ni bi....woss wobi.....
Kaylexzy wa LAMIWOoo
Obioraa wa DANMIWOoo
Kemi2 wa DOMIWOoo
Oya fi ti e kun?

Make I rush go compose my own

Obioraaa:
[color=#990100]I'm 100% sure when they give birth to kids, his friends will call him "Long john the wicked producer"[/color]

Baba, u dey read minds?

Had d same thing in mind o

Mjshexy:
Yes mum, but ugly is an understatement

Yup... Absolutely!!! Obviously!!!

She ain't ugly na

















She's FWORGLY!!!

F***ing, Worwor and Ugly


Tiri in wan!!!

cruzita:
when she born the baby make una divide am into two collect half half.because na two of una do am

Like in d days of King Solomon?

vizkiz:
why is it that today that I about to finish my fasting na him this useless op come spoil everything

Restart d fasting, it's not too late Bros

Sasuwa:
am listenning pls

Listening ke?

#classifiedInfo

Which kind question be dis na?

Nawao... down where sef?

Cos Wat I see down there are my feet o

wEsOmE:
bia mwata..!! stop complaining or not d first Nd would not b d last
. after all maima cheated on ice prince...
if u love her forgive her... if u can't forgive her leave her...
everyone deserves a second chance.. not a third though...

Gbam!

U killed it!!!

If Olosho can cheat on Zamani, who OP be?

I still don't get it...

Wat do u want us to do?

mrlaw93:
Mhen! it happened close to my street. It ws jst like a movie. My heart ws in my mouth nd i could see my butt in front of me as my d1ck ws behind while i run 4 my dear life.

Oga, which kind description be dis na?

Sasuwa:
how do i start a blog for free and make money

Hit me up, lemme show u d way...

Speechless3:
yea !

Oya take 1 Hennessy take wash belle

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Wetin u dey contest for, before I vote!?

espionagesavvy:
Read the post, how can you prove to Africans ( pre colonial Africans )that you are from the future. These Africans would probably want to eat you, speaking a mumbo-jumbo of english words would send you to the roasting fire I guess. Simple how do you impress these Africans for them to believe you, something like causing an explosion or quick stuff to happen.

1) Speak English

2) Tell em in d local dialect dat datz their future language

3) perform regular stuff in their presence to prove u from d future

Speechless3:
I will speak English

Gbam!!

U nailed it

orobs93:
Lol

When dem go see fight for field dem go run.
Wey dem go see d way dem day play referee all dis once nah footballers?

Bros e be like say u never watch Brazilian lower leagues....

Their refs dey pull out guns separate fight o

Naija fight no reach I swear

WiLdFLame:
b4 i go report you, make i first tie u down first make u no go run....
Duro sibe yen....to ba sa lo peren!
u go see maggot inside salt!

Maggot inside salt?

STFUareyouGod:


How you dey?

I dey like dede ooo

And u?

Name of d movie pls?

I'm sure it's Nollywood...

WiLdFLame:
se o tun fe paro loju mi koro koro?
ma kuku gbe adiye yen pelu idi to disflower,pelu eje ibale lo si police station nigba yen....mo ti n lo, se o ni be mi ni?

Lol...

Wen u reach dia... Explain to Naija Police o

STFUareyouGod:
You are not saying the truth sir

Lol...

Boss, if u say so