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Religion / Re: Meaning Of Ash Wednesday And Why Anglicans Celebrate It by kayneri(m): 12:46pm On Feb 26, 2020
Nnamebuka:
Still don't understand why Religions major in minor things undecided

Even in all that write up, there's no direct traceable scripture that supports the pagan practice?
Read Job 42:6, Jonah 3:5-6, knowledge is power. There is nothing pagan about applying of ash, but there is a whole lot of pagan in being ignorant.

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Romance / Re: About To Lose A Good Girl. Please Help! by kayneri(m): 11:29pm On Jan 28, 2020
Bro, you would be restless for the rest of your life, if you don't tell your gf the truth. Only the truth will set you free. Engage her and then tell her the truth. Tell her everything and let her know you regret ur mistake, then let her know you want to marry her but you can't do that without telling her this and you can't carry that burden for the rest of ur life.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Post Abuja Jobs Here by kayneri(m): 11:32am On Oct 04, 2018
I am a graduate of Economics and i just completed my Msc early this year in Economic development and planning. I have a few years of experience with with insurance and other part time jobs. I am in dare need of a job before the year runs out, i am really tired of sending out applications and getting no reply. I currently stay in Abuja, lugbe. I can be contacted through my mail for now ikconone@yahoo.com.
Phones / Re: Man Earns N180,000 From Phone Charging Monthly In Lafia by kayneri(m): 9:46am On Sep 02, 2018
generationz:
I doubt he makes up to this in profits every month
while he isnt the first to venture into this business , a lot of factors will determine if he would be able to make such a huge profit monthly.

The nature of that areas power supply ( erratic or constant), how much he spends on fuel monthly , where he is located ( marketplace or residencial area) , and his securitt measures to ensure no phone is stolen are some of the biggest factors that will affect his income.
Read what he said again

Education / Re: I Am Finished. Bet9ja Virtual Has Ruined My Education,my Life And My Soul. HELP! by kayneri(m): 8:50am On Jul 08, 2018
Hardlife:
PLEASE I KNOW ALOT WILL NOT BELIEVE MY STORY. PLEASE IF YOU HAVE BEEN ADDICTED TO VIRTUAL GAMBLING. ONLY THEN WILL YOU UNDERSTAND.

ANYONE WITH SIMILAR EXPERIENCE. PLEASE HOW DID YOU QUIT. WHAT WERE THE RECORVERY PROCESSES YOU USED. I AM FRUSTRATED. I WANT TO QUIT. BUT I KEEP ON CHASING MY LOSSES. PLEASE HELP ME. I WANT TO GET MY LIFE BACK TOGETHER AGAIN. I AM TIRED. PLEASE HELP ME sad
For one to quit one bad habit, he would have to develop another good one. Number 1) Go down on your knees and beg God for forgiveness and then give your life to God. 2)Engage in Godly activities and then make new friends especially someone who would always tell you the truth and who is disgusted by the idea of gambling. 3) Make a habit never to cross the same side as a betting shop, always look the other way and then you should look for a good mentor or someone like a pastor/priest who you can pour your heart too and who you would hand yourself willingly over to, so he could help reform you. I pray you get the help you need, pray always too, it helps especially when you feel the urge to fall again.
Romance / Re: Ladies, What Physical Features Can't You Stand In Men? by kayneri(m): 11:18am On Jun 12, 2018
fancy4eve:
I don't lyk short guys, more especially d big headed ones, light skin (fair in complexion) is a big no for me nd talkative is wat I can't stand in a man.
Most girls who say they don't like fair guys, usually really like them or end up marrying them. I have seen so many girls in that situation and you are even fair self.

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Romance / Re: I Served My Boyfriend With Jollof Mixed With My Shit – Ex-girlfriend Discloses by kayneri(m): 8:26pm On Feb 28, 2018
I cicily, a woman is considered more deadly than a shotgun.

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Literature / Re: The Most Horrific Thing Happened Today And It's My Birthday. by kayneri(m): 12:21am On Jan 13, 2018
Derajoyce:
Today is my birthday.

Today is my birth-date; I once had a teacher who made it his life’s mission to say birth-date. Funny thing is, I think I understand why.

Three years ago I claimed to be two years older, now I can’t say my age without skipping a heartbeat.
I think it’s the numbers that make me cringe, I like huge numbers but only in my bank account, anything else scares me.

I used to be 18; I used to be 21... I can feel my heart racing already.

The little girl down my street says, she wants to be like me when she grows up but I ain’t even grown yet. I should tell her to stay young but it’s no use, nature traps us all. This is what I did tell her though, IT’S A TRAP.

Last Sunday, the preacher told me he could see a husband coming soon. He said I should get ready for the breakthrough coming through. All I wanted to ask was when he could see when price tags wouldn’t bother me anymore.
Apparently, not all young women dream only of aseobi and colourful receptions.

The other day, I spoke to my friend from high school, I’ve known her for 11 years. She told me November makes her sad; she was born on November 1st.

My little cousins think I’m super cool; they stare while I put on makeup and talk about work like it’s a spa. One of them says she hates school and can’t wait to leave. She isn’t even in university yet. Who else wants to tell her, exams are probably the only straightforward thing in life.
The other one said she can’t wait to have total freedom, free of curfews. Well, my bank statement makes curfew seem like child’s play to me.

My mom called me this morning. Her words, “Nne you’re getting old oo.” She jokingly said while attaching an annoying happy birthday at the end.

I used to be one of the youngest in my class, I hated it. No one except my best friend knew my true age. It's funny how bigger numbers appeal to younger girls. And what is the deal with the legal community and 21? I stand with the free thinkers; age is nothing but a number.

My aunty casually ranted about the biological clock or something like that. It seems she understands science in a weird reversed way; it’s hard to explain why we were having that conversation in the first place.
Please who else thinks the maze is real?

Instagram is a bloody shit hole of pride. I’m freaking tired of the smiley model-like faces with achievements longer than my wish list all beginning with, “at just 23 or at only 24.” Bloody hell! Can the rest of me grow in peace?

I don’t like routines but I stick to my schedule.

My friend from university has made it her goal to send me pictures every Saturday. Apparently, there’s something that makes most of the girls I went to school with tie the knot every Saturday. Here’s the sad part, I think they are too young.

Where was I when people got the adulting memo?

The last man-friend I attempted having told me I have big dreams, too big in fact and gently hinted that, he hopes reality falls on me. Anyway, we stopped talking after that.

I still carry my first passport photo in my purse, it makes me feel safe.

I know this is weird, but I’d rather starve than eat something I don’t like. I have a thing for food that's green. I don’t like junk, I swear! but I indulge sometimes even though it hurts my belly afterwards.

People say waking up early is hard, I wonder why. I’m no alien, I hate alarm clocks too.

My ex-roommate once called me a robot, it sounded more like a compliment to me. She said I timed everything, well most things. I can’t help it; my brain is a bitch. Just last week, I signed up for a 31 days writing challenge and now I can’t go to bed unless am done with this.
I’m sorry how did I get here?

Maybe I have a ridiculously long to-do list or perhaps, reality really means mediocrity. There’s something about age that condones settling. They call it, settling down.

My parents’ lifestyle scares me, I love them to death but that’s the truth. I’m never listening to the lady who lives next door again.The other day, I saw her pitifully supporting her head on her folded palms while singing an Igbo gospel song. By the way, I’m a Christian.
I still believe dreams come true, I dream a lot these days and most of them are nightmares. I sometimes think I have two brains or half a brain, either way, I’m not like them.

My aunt told me recently that she was going to start eating healthy again; she’s right here caressing a coke bottle. And no! I’m not judging, I simply remembered what she had said she would do.

Not to brag, I once said I’d have a 5.0 GPA and I did. Guess what, I still feel dumb as hell most times plus why did I even use that pathetic statement, “not to brag.”

Remember what I said about the humbling nature of age? I think it works like hypnosis. I hate how my cousin gave up on her dreams of going to med school because according to her, studying medicine takes too long and she’s not getting any younger.

My older friend is tired of telling people she’s actually a Miss. She says it’s the surprise on their faces that irritates her the most. I think that’s why she’s having a mild case of high blood pressure.

Someone said eventually, we all settle. In my own words, that’s bullshit! I have a long list of golden oldies; I should write about them but thank God for Google.

Today is my birthday, I should buy a cake and accept the subtle reminder of the ticking clock.


http://jaysmind.com.ng/2018/01/12/a-horrific-thing…-its-my-birthday/

I like the way you write, the blend in humour and the way you describe things
.. it's dope. Happy birth date, at least that's what all this is all about.
You can still be forever young still, don't mind the numbers dey are what they are....numbers.





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Literature / Re: The Most Horrific Thing Happened Today And It's My Birthday. by kayneri(m): 12:16am On Jan 13, 2018
Derajoyce:
Today is my birthday.

Today is my birth-date; I once had a teacher who made it his life’s mission to say birth-date. Funny thing is, I think I understand why.

Three years ago I claimed to be two years older, now I can’t say my age without skipping a heartbeat.
I think it’s the numbers that make me cringe, I like huge numbers but only in my bank account, anything else scares me.

I used to be 18; I used to be 21... I can feel my heart racing already.

The little girl down my street says, she wants to be like me when she grows up but I ain’t even grown yet. I should tell her to stay young but it’s no use, nature traps us all. This is what I did tell her though, IT’S A TRAP.

Last Sunday, the preacher told me he could see a husband coming soon. He said I should get ready for the breakthrough coming through. All I wanted to ask was when he could see when price tags wouldn’t bother me anymore.
Apparently, not all young women dream only of aseobi and colourful receptions.

The other day, I spoke to my friend from high school, I’ve known her for 11 years. She told me November makes her sad; she was born on November 1st.

My little cousins think I’m super cool; they stare while I put on makeup and talk about work like it’s a spa. One of them says she hates school and can’t wait to leave. She isn’t even in university yet. Who else wants to tell her, exams are probably the only straightforward thing in life.
The other one said she can’t wait to have total freedom, free of curfews. Well, my bank statement makes curfew seem like child’s play to me.

My mom called me this morning. Her words, “Nne you’re getting old oo.” She jokingly said while attaching an annoying happy birthday at the end.

I used to be one of the youngest in my class, I hated it. No one except my best friend knew my true age. It's funny how bigger numbers appeal to younger girls. And what is the deal with the legal community and 21? I stand with the free thinkers; age is nothing but a number.

My aunty casually ranted about the biological clock or something like that. It seems she understands science in a weird reversed way; it’s hard to explain why we were having that conversation in the first place.
Please who else thinks the maze is real?

Instagram is a bloody shit hole of pride. I’m freaking tired of the smiley model-like faces with achievements longer than my wish list all beginning with, “at just 23 or at only 24.” Bloody hell! Can the rest of me grow in peace?

I don’t like routines but I stick to my schedule.

My friend from university has made it her goal to send me pictures every Saturday. Apparently, there’s something that makes most of the girls I went to school with tie the knot every Saturday. Here’s the sad part, I think they are too young.

Where was I when people got the adulting memo?

The last man-friend I attempted having told me I have big dreams, too big in fact and gently hinted that, he hopes reality falls on me. Anyway, we stopped talking after that.

I still carry my first passport photo in my purse, it makes me feel safe.

I know this is weird, but I’d rather starve than eat something I don’t like. I have a thing for food that's green. I don’t like junk, I swear! but I indulge sometimes even though it hurts my belly afterwards.

People say waking up early is hard, I wonder why. I’m no alien, I hate alarm clocks too.

My ex-roommate once called me a robot, it sounded more like a compliment to me. She said I timed everything, well most things. I can’t help it; my brain is a bitch. Just last week, I signed up for a 31 days writing challenge and now I can’t go to bed unless am done with this.
I’m sorry how did I get here?

Maybe I have a ridiculously long to-do list or perhaps, reality really means mediocrity. There’s something about age that condones settling. They call it, settling down.

My parents’ lifestyle scares me, I love them to death but that’s the truth. I’m never listening to the lady who lives next door again.The other day, I saw her pitifully supporting her head on her folded palms while singing an Igbo gospel song. By the way, I’m a Christian.
I still believe dreams come true, I dream a lot these days and most of them are nightmares. I sometimes think I have two brains or half a brain, either way, I’m not like them.

My aunt told me recently that she was going to start eating healthy again; she’s right here caressing a coke bottle. And no! I’m not judging, I simply remembered what she had said she would do.

Not to brag, I once said I’d have a 5.0 GPA and I did. Guess what, I still feel dumb as hell most times plus why did I even use that pathetic statement, “not to brag.”

Remember what I said about the humbling nature of age? I think it works like hypnosis. I hate how my cousin gave up on her dreams of going to med school because according to her, studying medicine takes too long and she’s not getting any younger.

My older friend is tired of telling people she’s actually a Miss. She says it’s the surprise on their faces that irritates her the most. I think that’s why she’s having a mild case of high blood pressure.

Someone said eventually, we all settle. In my own words, that’s bullshit! I have a long list of golden oldies; I should write about them but thank God for Google.

Today is my birthday, I should buy a cake and accept the subtle reminder of the ticking clock.


http://jaysmind.com.ng/2018/01/12/a-horrific-thing…-its-my-birthday/







Romance / Re: Is She Lying by kayneri(m): 11:03am On Jan 05, 2018
fayded:

Its easier said than done bro. I have never really loved any girl, buh I know, I love this one.
I've tried running and lying and even sleeping with her friend. I just did everything to sabotage it and make sure that I lose my feelings.
It never worked. And I can't run, she is in my dept, junior colleague. And she is in the same lodge with me. Literally, my neighbor. I hate this feeling I have.
She wants a relationship, just go ahead and ask her out. All the songs she has been sending to u have a meaning within dem dat u need to listen to but i am 100% sure she is also inlove with u.
Literature / Re: Memoirs Of A Yoruba Demon by kayneri(m): 12:15am On Dec 17, 2017
Uyiii:

no, he should have taken advantage of youundecided
Fan ko, Ac ni
Hahahhaha, u harsh ooo

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Romance / Re: The Curse Of Knowledge by kayneri(m): 6:01pm On Dec 13, 2017
seunadeolu:
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1. I walk into the kitchen, informing my mum that it looks like I am having an allergic reaction evidenced by the sudden eruptions of rashes on my hands and trunk accompanied with intense itching. Grandma overhears and offers a cream she says would be good for its remedy. I reluctantly collect it. My "doctor" mind strays as I begin a search for the trigger of the allergy, the chemical constituent of the cream and its mechanism of action.
My mother remarks to grandma to keep her cream saying "you know your son is a doctor. he's still looking for what could have caused the rashes before he thinks of treating it."

2. Femi sits in class. His teacher tells him there are 9 planets. He knows this is outdated knowledge because he read via his father's laptop that newer planets (or dwarf planets) are being discovered almost every year. He also knows that the sun does not technically "rise" in the east as his teacher had taught. On the contrary, it's the earth that rotates on its axis. Femi challenges his teacher with this new and updated knowledge of his. His teacher walks him out of the class for insubordination and disturbing the peace of the class. He spends the rest of the day roaming about the corridor. His only crime - He knows too much.

3. I sit at morning devotion with the family. After reading the church's devotional for the day, I have this gut feeling that I had read that day's lesson somewhere in the past. I pick up my phone and google the first words of the devotional and realize that day's devotional had been lifted word-for-word from another devotional published 7 years ago by another denomination entirely. While thousands of others all over the world are getting "blessed" from that morning's lesson, I sit fuming at the crime of plagiarism.
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4. When Jesus walked upon the face of the earth, there was a set of people he had running battles with - pharisees and teachers of the law. Ironically, these men were considered the custodians of the matters relating to the scriptures. Yet, they would not recognize Jesus of whom the scriptures point to. The same Jesus was received by common men whose voices must not be heard in the gathering of "knowledge". For the pharisees, their undoing was what they knew.

5. Ben shows up at a police checkpoint. The men ask him to "drop something". He knows this is illegal as the helmsman of the police force had directed that these checkpoints be dismantled. He challenges the men on duty and stands up to them for perpetuating illegalities. Tempers rise. The policemen expect him to beg and pacify them. He sticks to his arguments and asserts his rights. A gun is cocked and the trigger pulled. They call it "an accidental discharge". Ben lies in the morgue.

Our people say what you don't know cannot kill you.
Sometimes, a man dies because he knows too much.
The Curse of Knowledge

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I once asked my grand dad what he thought was the cause of the current rise in divorce cases and crashed marriages. He said and i quote "Your generation claim you know too much and that is what is killing you people, you do not understand that if you use too much sense in marriage it wouldnt last and for you to have a lasting marriage, you must possess a Phd in nzuzu(mumuness or u can say stupidity). Wisdom is knowing what to say and maturity is knowing when to say it. So you are right.

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Romance / Re: My First Sex Xperience With A Girl I No Longer Want, How Do I Run? by kayneri(m): 12:35am On Nov 25, 2017
Its a pity dat being naive and pornography has gotten you into a bad situation but you need to find a way out of it. First, never allow her enter your uncle's house again once dey are out and you are alone. It won't be easy but dat is the first step. Secondly, get busy with something so your mind would not keep going to her and you wont be tempted. Lastly, please just delete the pornographic videos on your phone, it wont do you any good and it would get you into more problems if you don't stop masturbating.

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Literature / Re: YORUBA DEMONS (the Scourge Of Ladies) by kayneri(m): 11:56pm On Nov 07, 2017
Abeg come and finish your story ooo, i have been waiting for two dates for any update but i guess you are busy putting it in other but dont waste too much time.
Romance / Re: I Lost Him! What Do I DO Now Heartbroken by kayneri(m): 10:06pm On Oct 16, 2017
BigSarah:
A Sequel To my previous post https://www.nairaland.com/4115465/me-im-love-him

So I went with the advice of the majority, who commented I told him who I am, he replied okay and then hanged up, I was startled I expected some sort of ranting but I got none, so I offered we hang out but I got no reply,then called and he said he has a GF that I should quit disturbing his Life...
Life Was Better as An Homosexual, I think I deserve such happiness .
Romancelanders Your Advice Sucked..

When he didn't know who I was, he replied to my texts(not all but he does reply ) , he rushes to pick my call...
But after going with your horrible advice, no text backs, I call twice, and even if he picks at the first buzz he waits a lot before speaking..

I have given up, yes that easily, I've never been rejected,it stinks it's awful, guys try alot... I hope this doesn't ruin what's left of my self esteem..
I think I followed majority of the comments dat day and I included specifically told u to quit trying dat method and never to tell him who you are instead you should try being his friend first but I guess u decided to follow the comments dat sounded better to you. You should have just tried being his friend first and then you progress small small from there. If you get a second chance, let him be and just try and be a good normal friend not like an obsessed one.

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Romance / Re: Help Me I'm In Love With Him!!! by kayneri(m): 11:28pm On Oct 14, 2017
BigSarah:
So there's this guy in my department looks so much like my primary school sweetheart who passed away .
Anytime I see him I get so drawn to him.. I'm a really shy person like nervous, Sweating,heartracing kinda shy, only around him though.
So I took his number off my department group chat and started sending him all sort of texts and he replied back well for the first 3days but he kept saying that I should tell
him who I'm (I didn't use my number got a new line, just for that purpose). As of Yesterday He Sent me this mean text

.Mtchew.... Wtf
Sarah or whatever ur name is, dont call nor text me again
Who cares abt who u are.
Let's dis be the last time u call and text me..
To hell with u, mtchew ..

I didnt call him throughout that day, but I called today he still asked who is dis, I ignored the question then he hanged up.
What do I do now? Telling him it's me is gonna be so embarrassing to me I've poored out my heart shamelessly in those texts and it'll be horrible if he ends up not dating me after the revelation.
I don't wanna miss him please Tips

Take the advise about being a close pal to him and never ever let him know u were the gal with the strange number. I would like to help you with dat but send me a mail on hr.anniversaryclick.com@gmail.com for further info.
Romance / Re: Why Are Ladies Always Aggressive During Menstruation by kayneri(m): 9:37pm On Sep 30, 2017
akinade28:
losing 100ml of blood monthly is enough wahala , belive me its not easy,you also want to add ur wahala too join am abi.
Dats y u should respect we ladiese
Okwa story, come and carry cup because you are menstruating. Even dogs menstruate too, so dey should bite people anytime dey do abi. Respect is reciprocal.
Romance / Re: This Man Just Discovered The Unthinkable Before His Wedding by kayneri(m): 1:04pm On Sep 23, 2017
modelmike7:
I have sat on this for weeks. I know the man (he is my client) but I don’t know the woman in person. The man is confused (I told him he shouldn’t be. I certainly wouldn’t be). He has permitted me to share this here without disclosing his identity.

He and his woman have been together for 7 months. He is an accountant with a multinational construction company.

When he started a relationship with this woman, she advanced a ‘no sex’ rule as the basis of being in the relationship. The man readily agreed. He said he loved her and was planning to marry her. So what’s the point hurrying for what he would have for life?

The relationship blossomed. It was the love of his life. For the first time, he said, he was completely comfortable with a woman enough to want to marry her.

Four months into the relationship, he took her to his parents and elder siblings. They all liked her. She took him to her parents. They both liked him. Their respective pastors also approved of their plan to get married. A date was fixed for the marriage.

Then they started the tests. The HIV test came negative for both of them. Their genotype was compatible. The guy said he was so happy and relieved cos he didn’t want anything to be a barrier. He said the lady’s character and lifestyle were so agreeable with his. Their strong Christian faith also matched. The guy did not want to miss this gem.

Then it occurred to him that they do not know their reproductive fertility status, especially as they have not been having sex. The guy discussed with his woman and they both agreed to do a fertility test.

The chose the clinic of a consultant gynaecologist who happens to be a relative of the guy’s mother. They went for the result on the very day the printer delivered their wedding invitation card.

The doctor was very happy, the guy said. This made him believe, even before he was told, that they were both fertile. He was right. The doctor happily announced to the guy, whom he sees as his nephew, that he is fertile and has no reproductive issues. He said same about the woman but added, very happily, that , in fact, she is already pregnant! (For doctors and medical people in the house, is it ethical for a doctor to announce a pregnancy test result when none was required by the patients? Does fertility test for the woman necessarily involve a pregnancy test?).

The doctor did not know he had just dropped a bombshell. He looked at how shocked they couple looked and wondered aloud what was wrong.

The couple left in silence. The guy says the lady was just as shocked and nonplussed as he was.

HERE ARE THE ISSUES:

*What this means is that while insisting on the no sex rule with her man, she was sexually active elsewhere and became pregnant with another man 5 months into the relationship with the man she wants to marry.

*The guys says to worsen issues the lady has suggested aborting the 2months pregnancy. The guy would have none of that. Says he has never procured one and would never support it. Says its pure murder and can block her from future pregnancy.

*The other option is for the lady to have the child and let the father, whoever he is, to have it while they continue with the marriage. But the man is certain that his mother won’t let him go ahead and marry her if she knows she is pregnant for another man.

*Or to live a lie and pretend that the baby is his.

*Or to call it off with the lady and cut off completely from her.

*Please note that the guy has paid EVERYTHING on the marriage list, including the bride price. If the guy ends things now, would it be divorce or just ending a relationship??

*Finally (and this one is for me), is it possible for a mature woman to be 2 months pregnant and not know

If there is any post that requires matured and thoughtful comments/opinions(even if few), it is this one.

Hmmm, God please help your children. This is the kind of story you hear and you act on it in your own relationship. As for what the guy should do, he should gently stop any marriage preparation, ask the lady to go take care of herself, then inform his people, let her inform her own people by herself and then move on. She would have gotten away with deceit and cheating if God did not decide to reveal everything to him.
Thank you.
Literature / Re: Nora Robert, Dan Brown, John Grisham, Novels by kayneri(m): 9:02pm On Sep 19, 2017
MhizQween:
U guys can still request for a particular author too. I have the popular Game of Throne book series, Harry Potter complete book collection, Maze Runner book series and many more. Enjoy

Please send the "Game of thrones" book to me ikconone@yahoo.com
Business / Re: How To Get The Perfect Startup Business Ideas by kayneri(m): 8:57pm On Sep 19, 2017
Nice post, we always encourage our youths to think outside the box.
Gaming / Re: Which Game Made Your Childhood? by kayneri(m): 8:03pm On Sep 19, 2017
falconey:

It was created by my pervert friends and I,
It's called T.T .... Meaning tedi toyon(press nyash press breast)
Nothing wey I no go hear for Nairaland grin

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Romance / Re: Love Me As I Am: The Greatest Undoing In Relationships by kayneri(m): 5:16pm On Sep 19, 2017
BRAV0O:
That's why you have to be playing the real you role in any relationship cuz no matter how imperfect u ar , there are still pple out there who will care for u and love u just the way you are , unconditionally.
But if you have being hiding under mask and pretending to be who u ar not in any relationship, is like u ar caging urself. And u will end up frustrated so by the time u won't be able to hide ur real self any more was where the problem ly
Some may turns u down today cus of who u ar pls dnt stop being real you
Never change for no 1.
Worst advice ever, please people should learn to work on themselves and dis idea of never change yourself for anyone should not be used in every occasion. People should learn to ask themselves questions like 1) is this behavior good 2) if its not, then work on yourself and change it, don't go on lieing to yourself like. Ok its not good but its not bad, tell yourself the truth and become the person you want others to love as well as be an inspiration to others. If you keep lieing to yourself, you would never change and at least get a friend or two who would tell you the truth about yourself. Then make it your priority to be a better version of yourself, the word is not to change but to modify yourself.

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Romance / Re: How Do I Handle My Childish And Immature Girlfriend? by kayneri(m): 4:53pm On Sep 19, 2017
IamLEGEND1:
I think part of my brain melted trying to read and comprehend what you wrote up there.

Nevertheless, here is what I got from the story : Boy meets girl, they fall in love.... He lends her his support in the little ways he Can. They move in together.
Sadly, girl is into some incestuous shit_with her cousin(s) and has been for a while and boy has suspicions that she may have been fucked_by one or Tag-teamed by both cousins on a recent two-week visit to said cousins' home.
Boy has made it clear he ain't about that life no mo' and is contemplating sending her to the cleaners.

Dude, you are crazy.
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Family / Re: Today's Experience Changed My View On Domestic Violence by kayneri(m): 1:33am On Sep 18, 2017
kimbraa:
Mr op, this story doesn't add up.

Modified.
Those of you quoting me should get a life. You'll believe anything.

A woman would start calling her husband names from a "Pig" to the "Size of his manhood" just because he walked on barefoot. Use your brains!.
Actually kimbraa, you should be the one to use your brain. If you have not seen it happen alot of other people have. Nothing is worse than a woman who cannot control her talk. I have seen women who feel being able to use their tongue to disgrace a man or a guy is strength, then she narrates to her friends how she "Finished" the guy with her tongue or tongue lashed him. And everybody is in support, a woman who learns to control her tongue is more likely to have a happy home than the other who doesn't. He who has ear....

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Family / Re: My New Wife Hates My Family Without Provocation by kayneri(m): 12:26am On Sep 14, 2017
amliftedhigher:
Good morning wonderful nairalanders.

I Am having a very delicate family issues now. I am an only son of my family and 5 sisters all married, since I brought my wife to be to them they all love her with passion and they keep telling me to take good care of the girl, they keep warning me not to treat her bad.

My sister love my Wife with passion including my aged mother but my wife to be in return hates them openly to me.

She doesn't like me mention them before her or discuss any thing with them. But she adores her family so much. We have finished traditional marriage remaining church wedding which is next two weeks from today.

During our preparations my family has noticed her long mute with them in issues of our wedding arrangement, they ask me but I told them that my wife is a shy type that doesn't talk too much but I was lying.

N/B they have not done anything evil to her and they will not think about it because they all fear me but my confusion Now is why my wife hates them? One of my sister lives in the same city with my wife but she hardly visits her.

My fellow comrades please what do I do? I can't hate my sisters because they and their husbands train me in the university . I came from a poor home but seeing the love I have for education all My sisters and their husbands swear that I must attend university . My God's grace I am working in one of the best organization in the country now am comfortable. Do I chase my family away now because of a woman I am getting married to? Help am confused.

Thanks in anticipation
1) Put that wedding on pause mood for now and get to the root of this matter
2) Sit her down properly and ask her what her problem is, if she still refuses to change.
3) Inform her of the consequences and that you can't start a life with someone who doesn't appreciate the people who made you who you are today.

4) Call of the wedding and then start searching all over again, nothing is worse than marrying a bitter/bad wife. They no dey tell deaf man say war done start.

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Romance / Re: How Can I Overcome Immediate Ejaculation? by kayneri(m): 1:51pm On Sep 11, 2017
dakulguy:
Great Nairalanders, a very good friend of mine is having serious issues with his sex life as he don't last up to a minute on top of a woman.
This has really cost him several relationships, his current fiancee now is also threatening to leave him.
He has gone to hospitals and doctors tested him and told him he's fine.
I don't know the advice I will give him that's why I brought it here. Please do anyone know a permanent cure for this, so as to save him from depression. Thanks.
Tell your friend to start exercising more, consume less of white sugar and soft drinks and one more thing eat bitter kola and its always better to wait till marriage. Anxiety may be playing a part in your friends case.

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Romance / Re: Help I Am A Girl And I Am Addicted To Masturbation by kayneri(m): 1:43pm On Sep 11, 2017
Tochyodikwa:
Please help me, since I was 12yrs old I aways enjoyed touching myself and now I am 22 and I can't stop the act.. Am having issues keeping a relationship with any guy that ask me out, I never enjoy sex as but instead prefer watching porn.. It is eating into my life, I need advice from anyone especially my from fellow girl. I would appreciate so much if you can help me stop, thank you
You need to stop watching porn, it will ruin your life. Then form a new good habit like going to church or praying more.
Romance / Re: When A Girl Loves You She Will Do This Things No Matter How She Pretend by kayneri(m): 12:56am On Sep 05, 2017
iPostciTy:
Women are vague and mysterious creatures .It can feel difficult to read them and impossible to determine exactly what it is that they want. One of the most difficult things to determine is whether a woman you want to date, wants anything more than a friendship. For example: They might agree to go on a first date with you, but then never call or text you back. They might act like they’re interested in you at a group get- together, but show no signs of wanting to be alone with you. They might even act like they’re not interested in you at all, yet may genuinely be looking for something more. She Wants to Be in Your Presence Regularly. Every time she walks into a room full of people, her eyes seek you out first. Pay attention as this may even be a quick, simple thing such as this: “She walks in, views you, gives you a quick smile and then turns to find her friends.”Still, you were first, and that means a lot! Want to know why? Because it says that she was thinking of you before she even walked into that room! She Discusses You with Her Friends. A girl who feels attraction to a boy will want to talk about him to all of her friends. What do they think? Do they think he is interested in her? Wouldn’t they make such a cute couple? What do you think his favorite color is? If you want to know how to tell if a girl likes you, this is one of those VITAL signs you should look for. In fact…she even initiates texting you pretty often. This is a definite sign she likes you. If the lady you like is consistently initiating text conversations… …it means you’re on her mind and she wants to be in contact with you. She has openly told you some personal things about her life. Think about the conversations you two have. If this girl really likes you, your conversations won’t always remain surface level. In fact, these conversations can turn personal very quickly. You don’t just know what her favorite movie is……you also know what some of her biggest goals and dreams are. If she isn’t afraid to reveal the more personal stuff to you, it means she trusts you. With women, trust is not something freely or easily given. Watch her body language. You can learn a lot about a girl by observing her body language and it goes well beyond obvious flirting signs into unconscious signals of attraction. There are a lot of signs that will tell you she's interested. For example, if a girl has her torso turned towards you in an open manner, this means that she is confident talking with you. If she has a closed body position, namely crossed arms or legs, she may be shy or nervous to talk to you or she may simply be creating a barrier to ward you off. Invest in a decent book on body language to help you learn how to accurately read her.

Look at her friends. If you see most of her friends glancing back at you and smiling or giggling, this probably means that she has told her friends about you and they're "in the know". This can happen at any age, although mature girls and women friends tend to behave in a slightly more circumspect way, using glances and knowing smiles or nods instead of giggles. In some cases, a friend may actually be bold enough to come and tell you that her friend likes you. When she is having a conversation with her friends, and you come over, she might stop talking all of a sudden. This likely means that you were
the subject of the recently ended conversation. If she likes you and she told her friends about you, they might come up to you and start a random conversation about things such as: Who would you rather date me or (her name), who do you like better, who is the hottest, would you marry (her name) or me, etc. If they name a list of about three people and her name is in the list, she probably told her friends about you and they're trying to search for clues to see how you feel about her. In teen years, if her friends are loud and immature, you'll most likely hear "(your name), (her name) likes you!" Do be aware that her friends might be making it up just to tease her. Listen for things like: "Stop teasing me!" or "Be quiet! He might hear!" Remember, if she knows you like her, she will probably like you. When girls find out that a certain guy thinks they are appealing or attractive, they will start to notice him more and might even develop a crush. So if you like the girl, find some way to show it and she will most likely warm up to you quickly! Take care when you do discover a girl likes you. If your own nerves lead you to make fun of her in front of your friends, give her the cold shoulder or act stupid around her, she will lose faith in you and start to feel less certain that you're worth the effort. Be considerate of her feelings too. Be alert if she asks you if you have a girlfriend right now. Asking about your girlfriend interest or preferences is a sign that she's fishing for your availability details. If she asks you to go out and do something with her only or with another couple, this may indicate that she is trying to send you the message that she wants to be more than friends. If she is very shy, then she probably won’t be able to talk to you face-to-face. However, it's possible that she will talk to you online instead; however, even for some girls, this takes courage. If she talks to you online but shies away when she sees you, then the odds are she likes you a lot but is having a hard time showing it face-to-face. Help her by smiling and chatting about what's she's doing, etc. Always be yourself. If a girl likes a fabricated you, she'll soon scratch beneath that veneer you've tried to use and won't be impressed. If she's not into you the way you are, don't date her. Have hope when your girl is shy. She is less likely to reveal her desire for you in open ways; you will need to be patient and considerate. Seek to become friends before all else, and take it slowly from there. Do something nice like doing her a favor. If she eventually tries to do something nice to you back, this might be a hint that she likes you. If the girl of your dreams objects to your romantic advances, don't take it personally. A good relationship starts with someone connecting well with you. Moreover, there are plenty of other girls who will be right for you. Confident girls will ask you all sorts of intimate things. Don't assume that this means they dig you; they may simply see you as one of their crowd of friends and genuinely be asking for your opinion, not your love quotient. Be sure to use the context around you to gauge what's really going on.

If she brings you gifts from her trips or for your birthday she probably likes you, and when she points out how hard she tried to find something you might like, she might be giving you a hint. This only applies when you're not already best friends. Body language is not completely universal or always assured as meaning what you think it should mean. Some girls express their feelings through different actions than others. Take your time, find out if she's actually interested by talking to her. A girl that's not interested will likely try to make excuses to end the conversation and get away from you. Take that as a true sign! When you engage in a conversation with her, does she seem to tease you? Girls like to play hard-to-get and also like to tease guys if they like them. A slight punch on the arm or rolling their eyes and smiling is a big indication and points to teasing. Does she stay close to you during conversation? If she is far away (this is for when you guys are together) then she may not have an interest in moving closer. If she tries to move next to you, or makes excuses to, she wants to talk to you face-to-face.

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