₦airaland Forum

seguntijan:
About four years ago, I attended an annual event of the Nigerian Institute of Advanced Legal Studies. Ex-IGP, Tafa Balogun was one of the guests. He was said to have accompanied a lecturer-friend of his there. Other guests got an applause after being introduced. You could count the number of those who applauded him after he was introduced by the moderator that day. Murmurs by the audience also followed that introduction that day. Why would anyone gladly welcome someone whom he knows stole from him?

I'm sure this happened in the western part of Nigeria. Yoruba people never let sentiment blind their judgment.

dovelike:
Is it food for only men?

No. But you know women like to say "Is sex food" when they are complaining about their man's sexual appetite.

Babzilla:
Bro I swear na you go tire
There was this producer/director that was doing some work for my organization. Fortunately he was in abuja for an audition So I stopped by to collect some documents from him. O boy you need to see the babes there .. like 80 babes came for that audition. After we had talked and done our business on my way out like 5 chics followed me. they wanted to know if I can help talk to the producer on their behalf. They were ready to give me their numbers and shìt.

Chai! I need to go into the movie industry.

Babzilla:
Guy Sorry to burst you bubble for women its not talent alone. Sleeping with producers is the norm in the industry as a producer or director you dont need to ask it will be given to you. thrown at you like frisbees. Take it from someone who has worked with actors and producers. Its so bad that even the friends of the producers get their share.
and this is a common practice from Nollywood to Hollywood

. Choi! I think I need to become a movie producer ASAP!

emsco:
most A list actors earn alot.Am a cinematographer.omotola was paid close to 8million naira for a movie project i was part of last year.

8 million? Are you sure?

joliyp:
are u sure

Well that's what Sunny said.

Yep! My dad had the vinyl back in the day and we played the song a lot on weekends at my house. Nice collaboration. Sunny Ade recently said the rumor that he was dating Onyeka Owenu helped the song sell, and they didn't say anything about the rumors because of that. But really, they just recorded a really good song and nothing transpired between them sexually.

angelTI:
Nice one

This pre wedding trend is now boring and tiring jaare

Angel Titi, what would you do during your own wedding?

Finally. Good for them.

BlackSeptember:
Seriously how many are they that they have to talk with microphone


Are they all deaf

Lol

slawali:
Capital projects give it to this govt.the only problrm is economy which is caused by oil price and the people bumbing our oil pipe.

For real. You summed it up pretty well.

Shortyy:
Boy, he is tall

Yea... Like me. Is it true that short girls like tall guys?

Thanks for moving this to front page. I hope I get valid answers now.

dhardline:
when celebrities do shitty stuffs like this, they become a big part of the problem cause a lot of ladies who have her as their role model will want to do same thinking it's OK. Totally Shitty

Exactly!

Chai! Why na? When I thought these nude baby bump pics were fading away. Now that Beyonce has done this, watch all our Nigerian copy-copy women start copying this.

wellmax:
I stand with 2Baba, but if given the choice between GEJ and Buhari I will still vote Buhari 100times over

Me too.

SalomonKane:
This is what many people don't know. These brothel prostitutes will not in a chance in Hell have unprotected sex with any unknown male. But girls who aren't prostitutes don't even think twice...

I asked a doctor friend who commit abortion more, between prostitutes and girls who don't prostitute. He told me girls who don't prostitute commit more abortion and they give STI's more than prostitutes.

Exactly! You have said it all.

This article stinks... So many lies. My friend works with an organization that specializes in carrying out free HIV tests in Lagos. Being an extremely extroverted person, they chose him as one of the people to tests prostitutes in brothels. He said he was shocked to find out that more regular girls have HIV when compared to those brothel prostitutes. He said just about 2% of the prostitutes he tests usually have HIV. Please note that my friend does one on one tests, and doesn't base his data on speculation. And he has been doing this since 2015.

Generally, white people like to paint a really bad picture of Africa. Imagine the guy saying... 'you can almost smell the HIV in the air.' Rubbish.

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Proffdada:
I knew it, Siri doesn't lie

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'Siri, pay this man.' 'He's already paid.'

singledude:
Ramblings of a ma.d man.

You don't need dollar? haven't you bought something that's imported recently?did you buy at the usual price?u no buy phone,fridge or tv recently abi?

You didn't get it? The guy was being sarcastic.

Right now, Nigeria is in turmoil. We are in a recession and nothing seems to be going right. The Nigerian army is still battling the terrorist group, Boko Haram; the Igbos are agitating for their own country (Biafra); the economy is really bad; Fulani Herdsmen are killing innocent citizens, etc. Everything that can go wrong in a country is happening in Nigeria right now. I feel the Government of the day is not doing enough about the Fulani herdsmen killings, but I don't think asking Christians to kill any Fulani Herdsman they see is the way forward. Two wrongs will and can never make a right, and inciting that kind of violence is a sure way for more chaos in this country.







A few days ago, Apostle Johnson Suleiman, the general overseer of Omega Fire Ministries (a certain church in Abuja, Nigeria) told his thousands of church members to kill anybody they see that resembles a Fulani Herdsman. He even went ahead to back up the validity of his request of killings by citing the part of the Bible where David killed Goliath. He also said after they have killed the Herdsmen, that they should bring the head of the herdsmen to the church altar, and that they would use it as an offering. Is this the right words to be coming out of the mouth of a Pastor?





Read his words below...




"Somebody sent me a message and called me and said to me, 'are you alone?' I said 'Yea.' He said, 'I want to talk to you.' I said, 'what is it?' He said, 'there is a plan to send Fulani Herdsmen after you.' I said, 'after who?' He said, after you.' I said, 'Okay.' He said, 'Why are you saying okay? I'm telling you to be careful.' I said, 'careful of what?' He said, 'they are going to just run into the road like Herdsmen, you know, cause confusion...while your security men are trying to clear them, and you come out, they open fire.' I said, 'okay.' After about a week, after two weeks, he called me. He said, 'please, if you don't do that, they might bring them around church premises.' I said, 'It is okay. are you the one they are after? It's me. I said, it's okay.' And I told my people, I said, 'ANY FULANI HERDSMAN YOU SEE AROUND YOU, KILL HIM." (Sermon Where Pastor Suleiman Instructed his Members to Kill Herdsmen)







These are the words of a pastor that heads a church with hundreds of thousands of members. Members that most times act on what their pastor says without thinking twice. I am sure he would fly out of the country if a religious or tribal war starts and people begin to kill themselves on the road, because their pastors or Imams told them too. Yea, some Fulani Herdsmen have killed people in villages (not necessarily Christians alone or only people from the South), and I feel the Nigerian Military isn't doing enough to curb the killing, but not all Fulani Herdsmen are killers. So, he wants his church members to go about killing any Fulani Herdsman they see? What kind of teachings is that from a religious leader?




For those that don't know, Fulani Herdsmen are Fulani men (Fulani is a major ethnic group in the Northern part of Nigeria, and also in other neighboring West African countries like Mali, Niger and Guinea) who rear Cattle/Cow for rich men in the North. They take the cows from up north, down south to feed on grass. I am sure if you have traveled along the interstate roads in the country, you would have seen them...peaceful looking, with their sticks around their necks, walking their cattle along the expressway. As I said earlier, not all of them are peaceful...and also, not all of them are violent. What this man (Pastor Suleiman) is doing can cause a genocide, because he is not only indirectly saying there is a war against Christians, he is also saying there is a war against the South by the Northerners.



Read more of his hateful words from his pulpit...

"If they are busy killing Christians and nothing is happening, we will kill them and nothing will happen. I said I am not going to talk this year, so let me not talk...Many people in Kaduna are now widows because some people feel they own power (indirectly talking about Northerners). Kill them. Am I talking to somebody here? Are we Christians? Are we believers? Yes.You can't be widows. You can't be widowers. You can't be...because of some devilish people that say they have a religion (referring to Muslims)." (Pastor Suleiman Inciting Violence During a Church Service)



Preaching hate is never the way to go, and I hope this man knows the power he has over his church members. I guess that is what has really intoxicated him and made him talk this way. After this violence inciting sermon, the DSS made an attempt to arrest him, but the Ekiti state Governor (Fayose) blocked the move. He then said, during an interview that if he spends one day in their custody, that he would call up his church members in the over 40 countries over the world to cause a level of chaos that would take Nigeria a year to recover from. Hmm! Isn't this going too far? No one should be above the law. Anyway, read his words on this below.



"I was very uncomfortable, so I said, no, so I called some people, 'They are some men here who say they want to see me. At this dead hour of the night. Is...Is...something is fishy.' Only for the people to come and discover that they are DSS men...with trucks and all that. But the Governor (Fayose) came and took me out of the hotel. They (DSS men) were trying to break into the room and all that. It was the crowd that scared them. But the truth I want to pass out...if anything...If I spend a day with the security operatives. IF I SPEND ONE DAY WITH THE SECURITY OPERATIVES, I HAVE CHURCHES IN 42 COUNTRIES, AND I HAVE ALERTED THEM. EVERY NIGERIAN EMBASSY IN THOSE COUNTRIES WILL BE IN TROUBLE. IF I SPEND ONE DAY WITH THE SECURITY OPERATIVES. THE DAMAGE THAT WILL HAPPEN IN NIGERIA WILL TAKE ONE YEAR TO REPAIR. IN THIS COUNTRY ALONE, I HAVE HALF A MILLION PEOPLE. IF I SPEND ONE DAY, THE DAMAGE THAT WILL HAPPEN IN NIGERIA WILL TAKE ONE YEAR TO REPAIR." (Recent Interview of Apostle Suleiman)



I have not written anything the man didn't say. You can take time to watch the videos in the links at the end of all his quotes above.

http://outoftheordinary101..com.ng/2017/02/apostle-suleiman-nigerian-pastor-that.html

Shaking his minions. The government needs to tackle the herdsmen issue ASAP, but hearing this guy speak during interviews just shows he is a proud and cocky individual that sees his church people as beneath him... Servants he can send on errand when need be.

uc4uandc:
He got alert few hours ago but the screen shot of payment says 25th Jan 2017...... Suspicious! I smell goat meat...lol

The person that said he got an alert a few hours ago is not the same person that said "I have been paid" and put a screen shot below his comment. They are two different people.

ellechrystal:
Oga know it all, did I mention a tribe or region of the country?
Please tell me, whT region is called INSENSITIVE HERDS OF CATTLE?
abeg make una come help me here o.
Please even me I ve no idea where that is.
Are u sure u are alright ? Because I was actually referring to the insensitive people in govt, and it's obvious I was referring to them .
Abeg take ur I too know some place else.

Beautiful girl with an ugly mind.

ellechrystal:
This is highly insensitive of him. Very silly man with a mentality so low, I mean his mentality is below sea level.
How can he say this trash?
I don't blame him, I blame d zombies who sold us out to this intensive herds of cattle.

Why couldn't you pass your point across without abusing people from a certain region of the country. How are you better than the man you are criticizing?

isa112:
Bros take my advice, raising 500 birds isnt the challenge, anyone can do that, selling them is the challenge, before u venture into broilers on a large scale you must be absolutely sure you can sell them, no market woman will count her 1800 to buy broilers from you except its for festive season, so go round first,get your target market that you are very confident will buy so you dont end up feeding grower fEed to your broilers to cut down on cost like[b] I did once upon a time, just budget 900 per bird off season and 1200 for festive periods so u could make profit.[/b]cheers

You mean I should put in mind that I would sell my mature broilers for 900 Naira each? But Noeloge82 said he usually sell his broilers to market women for N2,000 all year round. Anyway, thanks for the information.

My 16 weeks old Noilers.

The infamous one. This man is so notorious, a TV series was inspired by him. #OrangeIsTheNewBlack

Nigeria... Where pastors wine and dine with corrupt politicians and get rich off the poor masses. SMH!

LordHiffy:
Bro getting 500 then no be beans o. My dad earned 70naira as his first salary then working for state government, bought his first car for 3k or so. At that time they don't sell tokumbo cars.

How did your dad get 3k to buy a car when he was earning 70 naira a month?

favourmic:
And people around him watch him beat am to comma? I smiles cooked up story

Beat him to coma? It only took one slap.