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Politics / Re: Niger Delta Youths Shutdown Shell Facilities by Kbanka: 5:39pm On Aug 14, 2017
These pple shud be blocking their elders. Orubebe them.
Celebrities / Re: Davido's Police Escort Detained For Unnecessary Shooting by Kbanka: 7:15am On Aug 14, 2017
Bhet why?
Celebrities / Re: Anita Joseph: I Love A Man That I Can Fart In His Presence & He'll Say Well-Done by Kbanka: 7:15am On Aug 14, 2017
Someone please give her N200 to go and buy sense

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Car Talk / Re: 22 Car Parts That Are Related To The Human Body by Kbanka: 7:05am On Aug 14, 2017
Car body - skin
Tail lights - ?
Licence plates - ?
Tint- sunglasses
Sound system- ?
AC- ?
Car Talk / Re: 22 Car Parts That Are Related To The Human Body by Kbanka: 7:00am On Aug 14, 2017
ycmdng:
Am sure some peoples steering wheel part will be in another body.

Lol
Nice one
Romance / Re: Reason Why I'll Never Give Head Again 18+ by Kbanka: 6:58am On Aug 14, 2017
IamKashyBaby:


embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed


Now i lost my appetite for my lunch after seeing this disgusting picture in a cold breezy afternoon cry

It's morning in Nigeria. He jus ruined my whole day. Breakfast and all

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Romance / Re: Reason Why I'll Never Give Head Again 18+ by Kbanka: 6:56am On Aug 14, 2017
OP, are yu saying all girls are like that?

Abi yu can screw the girl in the pic. It's jus giving her head that yu have problem with?

Henceforth, if youre offered head, please decline. Don't receive if yu can't give

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Celebrities / Re: Mercy Johnson Reveals Why She Will Not Divorce Her Husband by Kbanka: 6:48am On Aug 14, 2017
Objection. Relevance?
Health / Re: 106 People Gets Infected By Lassa Fever In Ogun State by Kbanka: 6:47am On Aug 14, 2017
This is sad. Some pple will soon come and blame Buhari for this
Crime / Re: Yesterday Anambra Church Gunmen Caught By The Police by Kbanka: 6:44am On Aug 14, 2017
The headline says church but I don't see church in the narrative .

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Car Talk / Re: 5 Most Commonly Replaced Car Parts by Kbanka: 2:09pm On Aug 13, 2017
400billionman:
Engine oil.

Oil filter.

Brake pad.

These are the most commonly changed parts. I drove spark plugs for 4 years. Some tyres 4 years.

Please writer, don't write when you are asleep..
.

So engine oil is part of car?
Yu for mention fuel too naww
Religion / Re: Is It A Sin To Have Sex With Wife On Sunday? by Kbanka: 1:54pm On Aug 13, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


In my unbiased honest opinion based on biblical commandments.

I believe it is a sin,
Sex is an iniquity whether inside or outside of marriage.
The Bible says in Psalms 51:5;
"Behold, I was shapen in iniquity; and in sin did my mother conceive me."

The Bible also says in Exodus 20:8
"Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy."

So your wife is right, sex on the sabbath day is not right.
If you must have sex with her on the Sabbath, make it holy by either lubricating her with anointing oil,
tying a mantle or her neck, speaking in tongues instead of moaning or burning of incences in the bedroom.

But I'd advice you not to take this lying low with her because it's either;
She's a fanatical dumbfvck who was rightly described in Proverbs 14:1 as
" the foolish woman who plucketh down her house with her own hands."

Or

She's getting the D from someone else and isn't fascinated by yours anymore.

Shallom.

In a world where even NwaAmaikpe can make sense, anything is possible! Fascinating
Properties / Re: Flood Takes Over People's Properties In Rivers State (Photos) by Kbanka: 4:22pm On Aug 12, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

Chukwu Okike Abiama can not be mocked.

Shebi they named it Rivers State?
Shebi they called it Port Harcourt.

Nature will make it Port-like by flooding it more than a river.
Till they retrace their steps and accept their identity as Biafrans and rename that land; Igweocha!

Are yu saying if they switch sides and rename the state, there will be no more flooding?

So there's no flooding in Biafra?
Education / Re: Lady Who Graduated As Best Flying Student From The Nigerian Air Force by Kbanka: 11:07pm On Aug 08, 2017
BornnAgainChild:
Women doing better than men since the year 1900

ShyCypher:




Yes, we agree. When its time to spend money now, women suddenly become the 'lesser' gender. It becomes "the man's responsibility. Afterall, he is the man".

Hypocritical Slay Mama.

BornnAgainChild:



Stop making life more hard for you than it is...

Have you heard about Simple sentences

BornnAgainChild:



Ok so you are ShyCypher...hehehe...wonder why you've never being man enough guess cos of your low life which automatically leaves you a low thinking

ShyCypher:





Your response makes absolutely no sense.

But diversionary tactics are typical traits in dim, unintelligent creatures that have nothin' noteworthy to offer.

And The winner my the most nairaland likes per comment............ Shycypher!! grin grin

Education / Re: Lady Who Graduated As Best Flying Student From The Nigerian Air Force by Kbanka: 11:02pm On Aug 08, 2017
BornnAgainChild:



Ok so you are ShyCypher...hehehe...wonder why you've never being man enough guess cos of your low life which automatically leaves you a low thinking
Education / Re: Lady Who Graduated As Best Flying Student From The Nigerian Air Force by Kbanka: 10:57pm On Aug 08, 2017
BornnAgainChild:



Stop making life more hard for you than it is...

Have you heard about Simple sentences

And the winner by the most ' nairaland likes' is Shycypher!!!!! grin grin

Politics / Re: Before Nnamdi Kanu Started This IPOB & Biafra Thing, What Was His Occupation? by Kbanka: 9:07am On Aug 05, 2017
Page 4. Still waiting for an answer to OPs question. Who would've thought we'd come this far without any answer?

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Crime / Re: Humphrey Jefferson Ejike Eleweke Mistakenly Executed In Indonesia Over Drugs by Kbanka: 12:50am On Aug 02, 2017
OP is purposely trying to mislead us. Did he take drugs to their land or not?
Religion / Re: Why Do Christians Close Their Eyes When Praying? by Kbanka: 12:26pm On Jul 30, 2017
Amberon11:
Cuz the best things in life are not seen but felt.

So you don't feel if you're eyes are open??
Crime / Re: NDLEA Arrests Man With 25kg Of Ephedrine At Kano Airport by Kbanka: 10:42pm On Jul 29, 2017
netflicks:
Shebi na afonja get this platform so what do u expect..every thread against the igbos always hit the FP...funny! undecided

Do you mean Seun, lala and co are 'marginalising' igbos?

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Politics / Re: Anambra Election Will Hold If Nigeria Is Restructured Before October 1 - Kanu by Kbanka: 1:02am On Jul 25, 2017
This is nt hate speech.

Politics / Re: Certainly, Femi Adesina Has Finally Lost His Mind - Femi-fani-kayode by Kbanka: 4:31pm On Jul 24, 2017
wingman:

Maybe he is also taking care of your mother.
Please respect Chief Mrs Bianca Ojukwu. Mentioning her name any how on this forum to score a silly point is very distasteful. Desist from this stupidity now.

Where were you when FFK said he was taking care of her and some other women? If yu believe FFK now, yu shud also believe him when he said it.
Religion / Re: For Christians: How To Be Free From Masturbation, Other Addictions by Kbanka: 7:26pm On Jul 23, 2017
But OP, what's wrong with masturbation??
Celebrities / Re: Daddy Freeze Mocks Lagos Mainland Residents Following Heavy Flood by Kbanka: 10:24am On Jul 23, 2017
When pple were shading Island residents, nobody talked abt pitying them or praying for them ohh. Now thatOAP freeze is returning the gesture, pple are yarning trash.

Broke Nigerians and hate are like 5 & 5.1

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Politics / Re: I Rejected Biafra With Only 5 Igbo States, I Want Rivers, Benue Too– Nnamdi Kanu by Kbanka: 1:20pm On Jul 20, 2017
Yu want to liberate the igbos. Their states have been given to yu and yu rejected? I don't understand again
Politics / Re: Photos Of Ex-governor Turaki In Court Today, Remanded In Kuje Prison by Kbanka: 5:21pm On Jul 19, 2017
That second picture though
Politics / Re: Dino Melaye Builds Two Schools For His Constituency (Photos) by Kbanka: 10:23pm On Jul 17, 2017
Alexk2:
I hope you all see the FCT/TB boldly written. undecided undecided undecided lipsrsealed

What does FCT/TB mean??
Politics / Re: "I Will Release 11 Damaging Pictures Of Sick President Buhari" – Fayose by Kbanka: 2:05am On Jul 13, 2017
Governor that is buying black market fuel
Politics / Re: "I Will Release 11 Damaging Pictures Of Sick President Buhari" – Fayose by Kbanka: 2:04am On Jul 13, 2017
senatorizyking:
Hehehehehe,Fayose on the move once again ! He's been the nightmare of APC.

For every 10 statements Fayose makes, APC responds to only 1. Presidency has never responded to him. Nightmare that can be ignored, is that one nightmare?
Politics / Re: Melaye’s Recall: There Is No Restraining Order – INEC by Kbanka: 8:17pm On Jul 10, 2017
It all boils down to the people of his constituency because no matter how my governor pursues my senator, he will not succeed in convincing our Pple to recall our senator (Zamfara west district). Quote me anywhere.

On a normal day, if as a senator, I hear my Pple trying to recall me, I'll go and see them and hear what's up. Dino didn't even respect his Pple enough to do that. Rather, he went to twitter and made it all about the governor.

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Swallows $90,000 Tucked Into Condoms In France, Nabbed By Police by Kbanka: 4:04pm On Jul 04, 2017
AndreizMendez:
I weep for this country. Our reputation abroad as been so smeered and guttered because of the unthinkable things and crimes Nigerians abroad commits while chasing money.

I dont really blame them sha, if the country had been governed well and everything is available in the country, there would really be NO reasons for Nigerians to travel out and commit all these crimes just because they are looking for greener pasture.
Both the governors and those governed are guilty, my guy. Is it not in this country that our artists are hailing yahoo boys? And fans are supporting them?

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