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Romance › Re: Why I'm The Cutest Girl On Nairaland (check My Pictures Updated) by kbright911(m): 1:42am On Sep 16, 2015

Haaaaa! Mehn dis bae is finished o, see wat she has brought upon herself. Bae pls if I were u I will delete my NL account and never come bak here again before you commit suicide.. This is ruthless mehn! Boys are not smiling, lolz.

Crime › Re: My Experience From An Encounter With A Gay. by kbright911(op): 1:12am On Sep 16, 2015

Behira:
Hia to read stories

Have you had any encounter with a lesbian before?

Crime › Re: My Experience From An Encounter With A Gay. by kbright911(op): 1:11am On Sep 16, 2015

Luizkid:
exactly what one did the other day, he shook my hand and gently placed it on his hot erect dick cos he was on a luxurious bus while i was standing, at 1st i thought it was a mistake but now i know that Man is Gay...

Lol. Next time just sqeeze dat dick of his. But how could you not know he was gay until now

****meweydeylook4pu$$¡e9anodapersindeyfindmyy@n$h****

Crime › Re: My Experience From An Encounter With A Gay. by kbright911(op): 1:08am On Sep 16, 2015

damoobaba:
when next that happens,just shout gay and I tell you,you would nt know where the petrol and the matches will come from.The next thing will be _________ (fill in the gap)

Lol.. Shouting gay gay gay is an understatement, I will just pull his dick out den let people ask wat happened. I will be very glad to explain.

Crime › Re: My Experience From An Encounter With A Gay. by kbright911(op): 1:05am On Sep 16, 2015

FIGARO00:
oluwa abegi shine your light, make I nor jam this kind people.

Lol.. Pray harder brother.

Crime › My Experience From An Encounter With A Gay. by kbright911(op): 2:31pm On Sep 15, 2015

What's up with these Gay lords??

Let me share my own experience. When I was 16, I was approached my an elderly man on the road on a sunday morning while on my way to church. He told me I was handsome and he would like to be my friend, I was surprised and didn't know what to say, so I told him no problem but that I was on my way to church.

He took my num and said he was gonna call me, while I continued to church I was just wondering and pondering. So on that sunday evening he called me and asked if I would love some ice cream, hmm 'ice cream keh', I said in my mind. Then I asked where he was and he said he was in his house dat I should come over, wen. I come he was gonna go get d ice cream, dat was wen warning bells started ringing in my head.

I then told him OK, den he gave me his address, of course I didn't go cos c'mon, wat d hell? Wat kind of a man to man friendship starts dat way, he kept on calling and calling even sent a text but I ignored everything. That day passed, I tot I had been saved.

I was just walking home at night from where I went to get something, lo and behold, I ran into dis same man, my heart sinked into my stomach. He smiled at me and we exchanged plesantries, but when we shook hands, dis man placed my hand on his dick and started rubbing my hands at dat area, immediately I pulled my hand, I was shocked! He then said he'll call me tomorrow which was d next day so I can come know his house, imagine d bastard still telling me he'll call me after d nonsense he had just done, I just walked away.

That was d day I know baba God answers prayer, as I got home I just said a prayer to God that I don't ever want to see or meet dis man in my life again except you want me to be gay,Lol ( sometimes we can threaten god through prayer), and beloveth from dat day till dis day I never saw d man again and he never called again.

Pls share your experience if yo have ever encountered any.

Crime › Re: Police Arrest Man Over Homosexuality by kbright911(m): 2:10pm On Sep 15, 2015

What's up with these gay lords?? Let me share my own experience.

When I was 16, I was approached my an elderly man on the road on a sunday morning while on my way to church. He told me I was handsome and he would like to be my friend, I was surprised and didn't know what to say, so I told him no problem but that I was on my way to church. He took my num and said he was gonna call me, while I continued to church I was just wondering and pondering.

So on that sunday evening he called me and asked I would love some ice cream, hmm 'ice cream keh', I said in my mind. Then I asked where he was and he said he was in his house dat I should come over, wen. I come he was gonna go get d ice cream, dat was wen warning bells started ringing in my head. I then told him OK, den he gave me his address, of course I didn't go cos c'mon, wat d hell? Wat kind of a man to man friendship starts dat way, he kept on calling and calling even sent a text but I ignored everything. That day passed, I tot I had been saved. I was just walking home at night from where I went to get something, lo and behold, I ran into dis same man, my heart sinked into my stomach. He smiled at me and we exchanged plesantries, but when we shook hands, dis man placed my hand on his dick and started rubbing my hands at dat area, immediately I pulled my hand, I was shocked! He then said he'll call me tomorrow which was d next day, imagine d bastard still telling me he'll call me after d nonsense he had just done, I just walked away. That was d day I know baba God answers prayer, as I got home I just said a prayer to God that I don't ever want to see or meet dis man in my life again, and beloveth from dat day till dis day I never saw d man again and he never called again..

So I just hope d government takes dis very seriously and lock dat man up for as many years as possible so dat d young lads out there will be safe and d fools also who call dem selves gay would learn their lesson.

Career › Re: Lacasera Shuts Down Operations; Sacks All Staff by kbright911(m): 8:30pm On Sep 14, 2015

Aareonakakanfo:
Beht why now,we need La casera to balance the Gala na.its crucial.That's like killing taiye and leaving kehinde alone

Lolz.. Omo mehn I swearyou are damn right.. No lacasera, no gala.. Shikina!

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Phones › Re: The B29 Story: My Experience At Ikeja Computer Village Today by kbright911(m): 1:40pm On Sep 10, 2015

Hahahahahaha lwkm4h.. Brother I pray the Lord God Almighty gives u d fortitude to bear ur loss.. That's like d most expensive soap ever, I swear if u bath with dat soap u will be as handsome as David de gea! Lol

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Romance › Re: Why Do Guys Go Blank When Asked This One Simple Question? by kbright911(m): 1:12pm On Sep 10, 2015

Jenny1010:
The same reason why you guys often ask a girl if she is a virgin or how old she is

What's wrong with asking a girl how old she is? Cos I ask that a lot.

Career › Re: What Is The Lowest Income A Person Living In Lagos Should Earn To Live Decently? by kbright911(m): 7:37pm On Sep 09, 2015

Kashif:
You change your wardrobe monthly?

As a working class dude u need to change ur wardrobe monthly, you can't keep repeating cloths to work. You need to represent.

Celebrities › Re: Toolz, Banky W, Rukky Sanda, Burna Boy&more Get Together To Celebrate BEAT FM by kbright911(m): 7:34pm On Sep 09, 2015

Its good to be a celebrity mehn.. Sweet life! If to say me and you na celebrity beat fm for invite us too na abi. #lifeofcelebrity

Career › Re: What Is The Lowest Income A Person Living In Lagos Should Earn To Live Decently? by kbright911(m): 1:46pm On Sep 09, 2015

1God:
To live comfortable, one shoud earn at least 150K

150k? That's bullshit.. What's gonna be left of 150k when you've gone for some shopping, changed ur wardrobe and paying your bills, not to talk of transportation.. Mehn 150k is jst too little to live decently in lagos. 300k plus add ons is okay by me. That's my take

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Career › Re: What Is The Lowest Income A Person Living In Lagos Should Earn To Live Decently? by kbright911(m): 1:37pm On Sep 09, 2015

300k tops.

Celebrities › Re: Emeka Ike To Pastor Chris Okotie: You Are An Anti-christ by kbright911(m): 1:21pm On Sep 09, 2015

wordcat:
What if he had done that severally to no avail?

I doubt it, cos if he has Emeka won't be accusing him like dis in public.

Celebrities › Re: Emeka Ike To Pastor Chris Okotie: You Are An Anti-christ by kbright911(m): 11:09am On Sep 09, 2015

wordcat:
How did u knw that Okotie has deviated from his original calling?

Are you the original caller?

You know what I mean bro. From Emeka's story what Okotie is doing is wrong.. Instead of helping to fix d marriage he's hiring a lawyer for the divorce, what kind of a man of God does that?

Celebrities › Re: Emeka Ike To Pastor Chris Okotie: You Are An Anti-christ by kbright911(m): 11:24am On Sep 08, 2015

Ndkings1:
https://www.thecable.ng/emeka-ike-okotie-not-a-pastor-but-an-anti-christ

Truth be told, Okotie has deviated from his original calling.. I don't see him as a genuine man of God anymore. I think there has to be some truth about Emeka's story. Majority of our pastors this days have gone ROGUE.

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Celebrities › Re: Emeka Ike To Pastor Chris Okotie: You Are An Anti-christ by kbright911(m): 11:16am On Sep 08, 2015

EdCure:
He said nothing and made no sense at all. Just drooling in sentiments.

Is he now claiming to be more popular than Chris Okotie?

Of course he's more popular than okotie.. Okotie is only popular in Lagos. But not justifying the fact that he's accusing a pastor for his marriage failure tho.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Drop Your Phone Number And You Just Might Get A Date by kbright911(m): 11:07am On Aug 31, 2015

MoOdYLaDy:
0805679336

Babes your num ain't complete.

Romance › Re: When Your Girl Says She Is Not In The Mood But Sleeps Like This... Pic by kbright911(m): 10:54am On Aug 31, 2015

grad2012:
Lols we women we like shakara.Its just so obvious she wants him and she probably just wants him to beg lols,just look at that sleeping style

I like you o jare.. But why that begging for sex thing dey always sweet una?

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Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Wont Let Her Ex's Go by kbright911(m): 10:32am On Aug 31, 2015

waley007:
Everytim i have problem with my girlfriend concerning her exes.she just wont let them go.we both love each other bt we ar in a distant relationship.she introduced me to her parent and my parent luv her too,moreso we plan to get married.
Anytime we have issues,she talks to her ex,somtime last year,i got her voice notes with one of her ex in another town and they were both romantic on phone,we fought over this and i forgave her,we had issues last week and i paid her a suprise visit bt to my dismay,she talked to another ex of hers for about 30mins the night before my visit and she also called him about 1hr before we met the second day,remember she didnt know i was coming,the guy kept calling her numba,i pressurised her to call her ex in my presense and end any conversation that may happen again but she refused.
Her family loves me and even her dad calls me,they see me as their inlaw,am thinking of quiting the relationship,what do i do..her exes has always bin our problem and yet she loves me.am just tired

I know how that feels bruh. Broke up with my ex for abt 3 months now and she's dating someone else but she still doesn't wanna let me go despite d fact dat she initiated d brkup. So u see, women are just a set of confused breeds.

Politics › Re: Photos From My journey to ph Today, Owerri port harcourt Road How Bad It Is by kbright911(m): 9:11pm On Aug 16, 2015

[quote author=MizMyColi post=37019872].

So you're a FUTOITE yeah?

Travel › Re: Top 10 Lagos Slangs You Must Know As A Resident by kbright911(m): 9:50am On Aug 14, 2015

See my own list..

Gbagbe
Lo ku
Olosho
Faji
O ma nte
Ma ku danu and so on

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Travel › Re: Top 10 Lagos Slangs You Must Know As A Resident by kbright911(m): 9:39am On Aug 14, 2015

Lol.. Guy y do I feel like U've been an agbero before grin

Crime › Re: Prostitution Is Now Big Business In Festac Town by kbright911(m): 2:04pm On Aug 13, 2015

Hahahahahaha.. Pls biko send me dis full chicken pic.. I can't seem to find a way to save it here.. Lwkm

Culture › Re: Bristow Helo Crashed Because Govt Doesn't Appease Sea Goddess – Oba by kbright911(m): 1:48pm On Aug 13, 2015

I would say d pilot really did a great deal of job ny directing d chopper to d lagoon.. What if d crash had happened on d road or in someone's house? Imagine d lives that wud ve been lost.

RIP to the dead

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