What were you even thinking getting biscuits for your fiancee's parents, are they kids?? Of all things to get for them and you choose biscuits? They probably have you an awkward gift cos you also bought them an awkward gift (biscuits). Learn to do better.
People will just be fabricating stories, do you know what it means to have $11m cash in possession?? Una go just dey talk rubbish! You think dollars is naira, that money might not even be up to $2m in cash. The said stolen amount is well exaggerated. Even Bureau de change don't carry such amount in cash.
sulakishop: See the snake I killed in the room at 2am. It was trying to climb the bed with the laptop bag, then I was awoken by the sound of the crispy bag.
Lessons learnt: Never sleep without a torch, don't assume that all sounds in the midnight are cockroaches or rats... I almost ignored the sound because I couldn't find my eye glass and torch beside me!
*So because the snake too small, lalasticlala no fit push am go front page? *
That's a non venomous house snake, should have just handled it and throw it back outside rather than killing the poor thing. They feed on rodents like house rats and are completely harmless to humans
IyaebeTheGreat: Tell obi to stop jumping everywhere for coming third and claiming what does not belong to him. Nigerians made their choice and everyone is cool with that, why is obi trying to cause problems in Nigeria? Is he the first contestant to lose election? Has he forgotten he came third?
Are you demented? Who are the people that are cool with the election results??! The country will never be cool with a drug Baron as her President.
For a start, if you don't mind, how old are you that everyone around you is already mounting pressure of marriage on you?
Let's begin from there first.
Ideservebetter: I understand that most parents want the best for their children but at the same time, they should understand certain things that are beyond one's control.
My parents, relatives even family friends won't stop troubling me about marriage. I can't have healthy conversations with my people without them bringing up the marriage topic and worse off in a controversial manner. They always accuse me of being too selective and other talks like that, making me feel awful.
I desire to get married someday even though I don't see it as a "do or die" thing. I've been in relationships that didn't work out and I'm being blamed for it or asked why I didn't just manage. My God!
I've been thinking of how to get away from all these talk, maybe leaving home or changing my line. I really don't know what to do. I'm someone people know as happy and bubbly outside but when I'm with my people, it's the complete opposite, minimal joy because they won't stop stressing me. For now, I've stopped attending family events since they'll be gathered there and I don't want anyone messing with my mental health.
I'm fed up, I need advice from matured minds please.
virginprincess: A whole 3cars,what for?, instead of me to use my money to buy a car for a man i will prefer to give it to charity or invest it into something more profitable,i cannot come and buy a man a car that he will use to showoff for different women,he should go and get one himself,anyways congrat to them.
Viserion: Went out to fetch water in the hostel, came back only to find this fella flying around, my door was open, so I caught it and prepared it for my stew
You are the most messed up person on this planet!!! You actually ate a pigeon?? Spits on you!!
Onyeigbo10000: I met this girl few months ago, we exchange contacts and become friends. she smiles at me whenever she saw me and was fond of holding my hands when we hang out. At times goes on I begin to like her so I decided to ask her out to be my girlfriend which she accepted without thinking twice. My heart was full of joy because I have gotten the type of girl I,ve been searching for. But the problem here now is that for the past few weeks now this same girl has refused to pick my calls or reply my chats. But she picked up when I called with another line and ask her why she has been ignoring my calls she just cut the call on me.
Guys, what's is really her problem? I just use vex delete her number from phone.
Get a bowl of water, cut in half 3 lime add a little salt and cut two seeds of bitter kola in half and soak it for 24 hours.. deep in feet in it for 5mins, do this repeatedly for 3 days and your toe problems will be over, the acidic contents of the saoked items will kill the growth from the inside.
Zzor: He was been stingy with money and he refused to buy a particular gold necklace for me and another guy gladly bought it for me,so we went our separate ways because of the incompatibility
amaodu: A filling station at Ajayi Road, Ogba in Lagos is currently on fire, Odunews.com reports. In the early hours of Tuesday morning,
Yerevan Oil situated on Ajayi road in Ogba gut fire as a result of kerosene explosion.
When Odunews.com reporter got to the scene, Fire Fighters had already arrived to quench the burning fire. However, as at when filing this report, efforts are still ongoing to calm the situation.
Investigation reveals that the fire emanated from a kerosene tanker offloading at the filling station. Fortunately for them, the fire never extended to the petrol compartment, which is the reason for the minimised damage.
A few shops and Transformer serving the neighbourhood were greatly impacted.
The Lagos State Fire Service arrived in proper time and they currently managing the situation.
Confirmedzombie: With this decrease, i think its the best time for the FG to enforce an 8weeks Total lockdown so we can defeat this virus once and for all.
All schools, markets, Airports, shops, offices should be shutdown.
While the FG deploy the military as Nigerian are too stubborn
4ckz: I will really need the input of married men and women on this thread.
So yesterday at the bar, you know, ashawo bar, I sat in the same table with a married man, looked early 40's to me. He got drunk and got all chit chat with me.
He told me that he actually picked up ashawo life style after marriage, told me his wife always used sex as a bargaining chip early in their marriage, and often looked for the slightest reason not to have sex.
He said his first time cheating was after his first child, that his wife refused his touch for more than 3 months, he got to cheat with one of his colleagues at work (lest I forget, the man is well learned and rich too, I could get this from his fluency in English and his car).
The affair almost cost him his marriage. When mata cast, everyone blamed him, but he couldn't tell them how his wife deprived him of sex. He was later forgiven by the wife and the marriage continued.
According to him, before long the wife went back to her style of sexual deprivation, was only active when they wanted children. He did mention that he doesn't think the wife cheated, he has monitored her, and as far as he could tell, the wife was an always at home type of woman, and according to him was a good woman apart from the sex thing.
Before long he went back to cheating again, and that was when he started ashawo life style, he choose not to have a relationship with anyone again because of the threat it posed to his marriage.
He said he is sure his wife knows of his ashawo life style, but never talked about it for the sake of peace, and he has been living like that for more than 10 yrs, and their sex life though not dead comes once in a while, few times in a year.
He advised me that if I should cheat, that I should never keep a relationship with anyone, that I should try as much as possible to make it just about sex. Me that's planning to never cheat on my wife.
So married men, do your wives ever keep you for months without sex?
Also do husbands deprive their wives of sex?
I don't think I can even bear 1 month without, like, I must be lashing my wife like thrice a week to say the least. I am much more scared that since my life is like this now, maybe cheating would be inevitable for me.
So married people, how do you deal with sexual deprivation from your spouse, and is it even possible not to cheat?
What of the health threat to your spouse that comes with it?
VickyRotex: If you feel/believe you, your family, and other people you know are infected with Covid19, whether you're recovering on your own or not, please isolate for the required number of days.
There are cases where people recover but still able to infect others because of the long incubation period of the virus.
Btw, I believe there are other things other than Covid that can cause collective loss of smell but if you cant test, then isolate as much as possible.
I love you already... You're a darling... An intelligent opinion
icetrimz: I would like to go symmetrical to the point. But before I proceed, I will like to say sorry to whom it may concern. Yes people I did it, I went through her phone. I broke the rule and went against my instincts.
In fact, I'm writing this with pidgin so as to carry the street along. so I invite ma babe come house today, the babe too cool, silent and has this innocent look and all. As she enter house, the first thing wey she ask me be say make i go buy her pad... i swear i shock. i nearly fall sef, but as a "niggarrrr" i no tok, i just waka jeje go buy am come, i even buy fruits join sef as a beta pikin ... lol [ well, im not laughing shaa o] I later move go market buy catfish cook for her, just to make sure Jesus is happy with me, his son.
So later in the day, i went to play around with the boys as madam dey "flight mode" I came back around 9pm and met her sleeping. I waka go kitchen go take something, then i see her phone for there with 8 missed calls from the same number. As a retired agbero i sensed something was not right about the calls. So i jejely and smoothly snicked back to the room and placed her finger on her phone sensor to open it. After unlocking the phone i went straight to the rest room to settle my curiosity. omo, as i open whatsapp, enter the caller name chat, naso i collapse.......... athink say na only that one, as i enter others naso i paralyze. what i saw was UNBELIEVABLE and beyond my mental absorption. The one wey one paddy dey complain give am say she no sabi suck preeq na im wound me. I lost my breath for a moment and nearly went to join my ancestors.
Please help me. This is 3am and I'm still in deep pains. I can't seem to walk, my sight is going blurry too and i don't know what to do about her hereafter
Please how do I get my legs working again so I can at least walk back to the room and sleep first??
MrChriz: Back den in sch, my gf was on her period wen she came visiting...she was so Hot dat she was begging me to f**k her even wit d blood dats flowing
Romance / Re: Sex On The First Date by kbright911(m): 7:02pm On Dec 01, 2023 
