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no wonder why caro left me..... [/quotse]
So funny..

Lemon12:
pant is the best inner wear for guys

how did you know, are you a guy?

oluwadanie1:
*just passing by*
I don't have any business with this yet.
Am still 17

slap for yourself, pikin.

Sam Milla: Dear single ladies,

We recieved your letter dated 3 weeks before valentine. Thanks for reminding us what we should do. On behalf of my fellow single men, i went to my Diamondbank to check our account balance so that we can be able to buy you diamond rings and Diamond earrings but to our surprise, it was empty.
Reasons : we believe you remember asking for that sexy blackberry 10, well the money came out of that account. You remember that birthday you had at the beach last week, the money came out of that account. Do you remember rejecting the shoes and bag we bought you for Xmas, instead insisted that it must be Prada or Gucci which we eventually bought, the money also came out of that account.
Unfortunately the people who sells diamond rings insisted that we must pay before delivery. Therefore give us more time to save more money so that we can be able to buy the expensive rings for your tiny multi-purpose fingers.
Please note that it took us about 1 year to save up the money you used in one week.
We will exchange letters again by this time next year to see if you changed at all since 1- blackberry 11 is on its way. 2-another Xmas and birthday are coming before next val. Thanks.

President, single guys assoc. Of Nig.

this is a good rejoinder, am loving it.

Skye bank bridge head brance Onitsha remains the best so far.

murphybo: Delta 5k

yaaah Delta 5k. But that state can be confused eeeeh. Up my ughelli zone guys. It ws worth it i enjoyed my service yr.

Ms_Steph: catholic church is said to be the 1st church on earth

is that what ur Rev. fr. Told u. U better pursue salvation and leave church, if ur church can not change u, u better change ur church.

Numero uuuno: he meant catholic,that's ITALO for you.

Nonsense, which Catholic, said by who? Those people that worship Mary status.

ntutu:



you have just said noting.what contribution have you made so far?man know himself.Convensionally,you are not greater than most people here.you that is already made what have you achieved.i will advice you to look elsewhere because you can't belong to this room.No offence intended.

thank u very much joor, some people talks like fools

This is ur Boi representing SOciology O10 set, i missed UNN Alvanites, Casor my fellowship and Beach junction. Hw can i forget Santa villa. I missed UNN

Count down to Anambra state election, who will you be voting for?

As far as am concern Ngige is talking rubbish, Obi remains the best Governor in anambra state.

Fashola has taken the most foolish decision ever and it will land on the Head of Ngige,

strangest: Soludo/ akunyili... Anambra a di go mma...

wooow, i like this combination. But will Akunyili be humble enough to serve as Deputy Governor ooh

Yungwizzzy: How do I make my Mum see this post??

You are a fool, what do u mean by showing ur mother why not make ur own money and buy a H-wagon for a atleast for not aborting ur useless foetus.

ejimeokwe: Congrats!
pls do pray for me and my fiance,we are both believing God to give us a great job that will take us to the alters

God will do it oooh, we are in the same shoes

alnaijiri: Muslims: remember it is prohibited for believers to even receive benefit from alcohol. Apply for this job and lose your place in paradise. Think carefully.

pretenders

U get luck say u no mention my course,

@28, am still resErving it for the wedding night with the perfect woman.

Reading all of these comments, i realize why people write Jamb 10 time before they leaRn how to answer simple question.

Did i actually read this shit.

BBA the most disguisting show i hv ever seen. Rubbish

Lets wait and see the new product this nonsense MTN hv for us before i port.