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The Beam: Lol. Always tot she was a he

Nah!! He ke? Any Male Oga at the Top cannot be as tough as a Female Oga at the Top na especially when it comes to HR issues.
Moreover, Females won't make goofy mistakes at the Top I suppose. And I strongly believe that's why she has elegantly remained at that Top position for quite a while now.
So beware of 'SHE-OGAs' at the Top. Lol
Preparation time o. How prepared are U bro??

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What's up with U kind man. What's the way forward from your angle?
Did U get the invite??

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The Beam: Alas? Lol!!!!!

U really wanted 2 stick it 2 me huh? Ntoor.

Nice compliments though, it has really lifted my day just that bit higher.

Meanwhile our Ogas at the top don start dey send invite 4 online assessment!!

Yeah I just got the message from our Oga at the Top too. The same named Oga I mentioned before the messages started flying few minutes ago;MADAMME BANKE AMOLE-ADAMS.
She is the main Oga at the Top o provided PwC's recruitment is concerned. Very graceful, adorable but a strict Oga o.
Unsupervised Online test next on line. U are all advised to knot all nuptial ties with all SHL looking materials u have.
Inother words get married to all SHL materials U have in your possession.
Experience has taught me that 'Speed and Accuracy' will be of paramount essence in this stage.
Or may be they will start with the Personality questionnaires as they usually do before poceeding to Online tests.. Whichever be the case, I wish U all success at Large..
Shallom

The Beam: But of course he does! In fact they weren't shortlisted cos he was having a bad day! Is he PWC HR?


Just joking man......... But seriously, it's probably
cos the qualifications or presentation of same doesn't match the requirements. U know this, I know it why bother fretting over why again?

If u've not gotten such a mail, I think it's better u concentrate on ur preparation 4 now joor.

Cheers.

The preamble to this your comment almost ushersed me into the 'offensive'.
Alas, I saw the rest of your comment and I suggested to myself 'U must be a smart writter' with a terrific sense of humour albeit sacarstic..

But honestly, u never can tell if that dude is related to Banke o (PwC's Chief HR Staff).
I know many who beg that woman in the name of man-know-man to help them scale through but she keeps telling them how that sort of opaque help is beyond her power. Some even here in NL.
Don't ask me how I know plz..

Josh121: My friend swizy got d same txt. She applied lyk 2wks ago. All d best to those who r still on d waitin.

Do u have any idea why she and others were not shortlisted.

kulyie: @ poster wetin b ur own with ashy abi u wan marry ashewo ;Du com dey luk 4 suporters ;Di'm so sowy 4 u.it will shock u dat d place u wan put dat ur prick hundreds of sex hungry men don service am well.OKO ASHEWO

Hmmm. Its been a while. But I had to check on U to ask if you are now feeling better after several years in rehab.
Are U now??

This thread unfortunately is increasingly becoming more of a joke than for real.
Thanks to the numerous certified rumour mongers in the house and our Nigeraian shamefull under-the-table recruitment system..

THE SUMMARY OF AN AVERAGE ENTHUSIAST OF THIS THREAD IS THIS:
I wish to formally inform all in testimony when I get my own appointment letter
However, (When the letter finally comes informally) ild be so unwilling to uncover the rather abysmal style of recruitment inherent this agency since I'm now loyally part of them.
(Its the best way I can discribe what has been going on in this thread from Its very beginning till now esp in Nig Immigration Service) I may be wrong too. I force no one to belive this of course, after all experience has served me that there are more Thomases here than Peters..

That's the reality and exactly what sollybee has been trying to communicate in her little way to majority. While the benefiting ex-active currently passive NLers read these posts discretly and keep sealed lips while nodding silently in approval others who only know how to call Agents and receive feel-good messages get hurt, challenged and doubt every info that mis-represents their myiopic perspective of things.

Even Wole Soyinka wrote a book titled 'The Deception Of Stolen Voices'

Over the days past, many known active voices on this thread have suddenly chosen the be more passive and quiet.
Is that not enough plausible reason to give sollybee the benefit of the doubt on her un-verifiable claims??

What a joke!!

swizy: @kcpumpin... I get wat u r sayn. No need agreein or disagreein wit my opinion.
BTW... U didn't hav to write an essay bout it!
Lol! Jst kiddin. I'll sure tarry till d iv's start.

Lol. Hmmm. Well if u call that an essay u make me feel among u and the rest of the awesome e-writers in the house. And I'm flattered not to mention that that wasn't my best work though. ℓ☺ℓ. I was only trying to quickly clarify some issues. Thanks for accepting my opinion anyway..

yunisco: Please, I just got invite for an interview at VH-consult. Pls do any one knw abt them and what they recruit for?

They are a wealth management firm who are also invoved as issuing houses

swizy: Pls has any one heard anthin about dis recruitment so far
I don't knw why all dis request 4 template has suddenly taken ova dis thread. Dias nothin difft frm dis so called shl template frm wat is in gmat!
I guess I hv to stop follown d thread 4 now...

Don't make it a case madam. Its the bandwagon in most test job threads now (seeking for so called templates however relevant or irrelevant they may be).
But u don't have to express your ill feeling about it because u also like many others asked for the templates. That's what curious job seeking candidates do. They ask for whatever offered in the name of test materials. It makes one self-satisfied that u are not left out and it could also be helpful sometimes.
So the fact that you were quick and smart enough to get it earlier than others does not mean u should trivialise the test-template-asking era. It is an era that has come to stay.
Allow them the opportunity to check themselves if it is diff from Gmaths or not (which I strongly disagree with u).
When the test is over, the best we can do is create a new thread for subsequent stages like interview. Obviously almost all test threads have been soared with emails and requests for materials. So just Let it be.

ecolime: No be only you, me sef don tire. This thread doesn't make any sense again.

doyexy: Me sef I taya o!

We create another thread for subsequent stages. That's the best we can do.

eimuhb: Don't worry about that. I have enough data to spare.
I've complied and attached them to a mail instead of several mails.

God bless you @greis

You guys can drop your e-mail addy, I will gladly forward them to you.
The total size is 18.4mb so it's taking time to upload.

Cheers!

Plz help me with the materials kind fellow. Via kcpositive1@gmail.com

doyexy: It depends on where u will b interviewed or d pple dt will interview u. I did mine last week sat and 3men bombarded me wit soo many questions, questions dt should b suited for just one process den medicals but dey still said I will meet RBH b4 medicals..so it depends

When is the next batch of uba trainin skul?

Well, I cannot give U a reliable accurate info on that but I can arithmetically speculate that it is soon, after all the current trainees are soon rounding up.

berniceu: well i will say it all depends on the number or pple u meet in d panel,if u meet 3pple in a panel,den dats all but if u meet just 1 person in a panel,it means u av 2 more to go,cos u av to go tru 3 interviewers wether u like it or not.in my time,i met wit dem once but dat same day,some of my friends met wit 3persons at diff time,wont say any is beta,but i almost jumped out of my skin cos dey bombarded me wit so many questions.all d best everyone

I see. Well in that case ild prefare the 3-men panel. I really would not enjoy the habit of waiting much longer for another 2 interviews.
But I think and have little doubts that subsequent interviews of candidates will take that panel once since time is of paramount essence now given that the next training school session is not far from us.. U don't think so?

spiceechic: Tnx y'all,
Yeah, I'm a B.Sc holder... Did ma intrvw in Lagos on the 8th of march...& yeah Just 1 intrvw.

Wow, this suggests that UBA is beginning to adjust its recruitment processes by reducing it to just 1 interview before medicals which in my opinion is the better but tougher option.
However on a more reserved note, when I carefully consider the abnormal high rate of successful test candidates awaiting interviews in UBA (given that they can't employ even as much as half of the candidates) one can indirectly imply that this UBA job hunt competition just got a bit tougher than it was before given that candidates would now be afforded only one chance to proove their worthiness of the job and no longer the three consecutive interviews like it used to be previously.
Or it could also be possible that U came off so exceptionally impressive in your interview session with the panel and they perhaps taught it fit to give U a straight ticket to Medicals..
U sure are a lucky girl if that's the case but if the former is the case, then the numerous successful test candidates are advised to brisk up their interviewing skills to impress at their one and only 30 - 45mins to express their worthiness of the job amidst the tough competition.
Congrats ma'm.. We are right at your back. In due time, congratulations will be in order for other candidates including me.

haykay2005: #smh

ℓ☺ℓ. Oga haykay, howfar na. U seem to have lost faith in some of these derailing dudes. Plz forget the dudes and stick to providing us with your rare but most vital infos whenever it comes. Na dat 1 sure pass. Thanks..

kismo: Did u reciv an invite text? If yes, use any of d ff 2 reach them: 07088609791, 07011962033, info@dragnet-solutions.com
Goodluck.

I did not receive any invite text o oga. What do I do now? What is my fate now? Does that mean I won't participate?

Please house I have not received any such message to choose test location and I applied for the Graduate trainee position.. Does that mean I may not likely write this nestle test? And I believe it wouldn't be in seperate days batches. Please should I be worried about this unpleasant development? Any contacts to call? Replies are needed please..

Are there people still to write GSK's test? I thought it wasn't in batches o. Or is it in batches?

eimuhb: it's for dragnet, the company handling both gsk and nestle gt recruitmt.

Plz o, for peeps that haven't gotten any such message to fill in location of test does that mean they may not be part of this nestle test? I'm really worried cox I haven't been sent this message that happens to be flying but I applied. And I believe they (dragnet) no longer write tests in several days batches just 1 day. So do u think I should be bothered. Please whom do I adress my complaints to. Help please. Anybody?

coolestboi: the spatial was dere too. Infact I fink it had d most questions. Just study well. Wen is ur test?
and yes, the template was helpful. God bless d guy dat sent it round

In that case could you kindly send it to me for subsequent test prep. Kindly send it to kcpositive1@gmail.com
Thanks. Asap plz

Gilbertmandoski: M̶̲̅ε̲̣ i tire Ooooooo.........guys any recent news on this trend

It seems everybody seems to be mutely crossing fingers in the face of these enormous odds facing all these agencies of recent.. God de sha..

coolestboi: Test was okay sha. How soon do u tink dey will get bac to us

So how helpful was this template that seem to have derailed most of the threads of recent? Was it helpful? I mean the GSK template that peeps are asking for here and there. Plz anybody can reply asap

jadepinkett: hello, was going thru the gsk thread. Were u sent the templates, if so pls forward to my mail jeidepinkett@gmail.com. Thnx

Wat template is that? And pls whoever got the template b4 the GSK test, did it help?? I need to know because some folks intentionally offer people materials to bend-focus their attention.. Did it help at all?

dademonie: I also got an invite. I was informed that the test is GSE based.

GSK's que type is normally SHL type. But with the look of things I think friday's own will be closer to the GSE type of test.

eimuhb: Let's talk about the style dragnet uses.

http://gsesolutions..com/p/our-packages.html, you can get free samples from the blog and buy some.

http://www.assessmentday.co.uk/

Success!

Do u think dragnet default questions will work here?. I believe GSK's test type is that of Shl. I stand corrected though

shempam: d interview was conducted as schedule, i need the grace of God to scale though because the commennt about me was not encouraging,i leave evrytin in Gods hand. He is the author and finisher of our faith

Why the melancholy? God is able my dear. Entertain no fears.
However, when U say comments about U wasn't encouraging does that mean the interviewers briefed you of your performance immediately after your interview or what?
What que did they ask that rattled U that much?

Any news yet on this thread?

Anything on Customs yet folks?

achmed1: @yommy, I am kinda worried about the personality test. I dont think there are mock personality test at shldirect.

Bro didn't get any contact from U even after I gave U my e-mail add. What happened?

U see, the fact is your awareness of that exqusite prep site is enough evidence that you know your onions well. Aside from my disagreements with the issues I raised previously, I must say I cannot agree more that uld do fine when the process kick-starts.
Well it will be a pleasure to partner with U and with all other potencial applicants in our journey to the top.
Contact me on kcpositive1@gmail.com and ild get your maik contact from there.
Peace and Love to U and all involved..

I wrote mine 20th of dec, 2012 and not jan like I earlier mentioned, under this uncondusive environment like that. There was this children x-mas celebration going on that day. But I've not been sent any message yet..