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Crime / Re: Thunderstorm Kills Three Suspected Kidnappers In Kwara by kdc5000: 6:54am On Jul 13, 2023 |
iwaeda:Gud news |
Travel / Re: Fuel Subsidy: NAIRAXI Unveils Tech Solutions For Mass Transit Operators In FCT by kdc5000: 8:36am On Jun 30, 2023 |
nasreports:Good one |
Celebrities / Re: I Never Dated Rita Daniels - Larry Zuka by kdc5000: 8:33am On Jun 30, 2023 |
[quote author=StoriesUpdate post=124102418] https://punchng.com/i-never-dated-regina-daniels-mum-larry-zuka/[/quowowte] Wow |
Celebrities / Re: I Never Dated Rita Daniels - Larry Zuka by kdc5000: 8:33am On Jun 30, 2023 |
taylor89:lol 1 Like |
Food / Re: The ₦2000 Plantain I Bought Around Chevron Lekki Yesterday by kdc5000: 10:42am On May 20, 2022 |
woman, she is sitting under the sun all day i looked at her tray, there is maybe like 7 bunches of plantain in there. am thinking if she sells all today she gets 14000 but of course she bought the plantain somewhere else so she has to pay for the plantain too so at the end of the day what is her profit margin ? maybe for herself for the whole day maybe 3000 ? and she will buy food while sitting there for 10 hours so maybe she takes home 2000 ? she looked like she has children she will have bills and expenses etc etc etc. MY POINT IS THAT I KNEW I WAS GETTING CHEATED BY BUYING THAT PLANTAIN FOR 2000 BUT I DIDNT MIND GETTING CHEATED BECAUSE SOMETMES YOU JUST HAVE TO REWARD PEOPLE WHO ARE TRYING SO HARD. AND SO I GAVE HER THE 2000 AND HOPE HER LIFE IS FINE.[/quote] well she didn't cheat u bro even in mainland here that 6 is 1k so around the Chevron is bigman area |
Family / Re: They Want Me To Marry Her Corpse, I refused by kdc5000: 3:35pm On Apr 30, 2022 |
StilmaVsBorn2w:. It's necessary u pay bride price b4 the son will be urs. Das igbo culture 4 u 1 Like |
Nairaland / General / Re: Help!! Cats Keep Crying At My Window At Night!! by kdc5000: 11:01am On Apr 30, 2022 |
Somebody is about to die in ur family,be prayerful |
Business / Re: Why Do Neighbours Hardly Patronise Their Fellow Neighbour's Business? by kdc5000: 7:11pm On Apr 29, 2022 |
I think say na only they witness or this thing |
Health / Re: Benue University Student Hangs Himself After His Father Reject His ₦50k Request by kdc5000: 11:08pm On Apr 25, 2022 |
Aonkuuse:He is very stupid boy.......! |
Family / Re: Family Depriving My Right: Is It Possible To Charge Them To Court? by kdc5000: 8:12pm On Apr 24, 2022 |
Bro if u re well to do, please leave the properties for them, because their capable of doing anything. ur life matter.my own opinion |
Celebrities / Re: Full Video Of Rita Dominic Traditional Wedding Yesterday by kdc5000: 10:34am On Apr 20, 2022 |
Congratulations |
Politics / Re: Flight Lt Abubakar Alkali Dies In NAF Aircraft Crash In Kaduna (Photos) by kdc5000: 10:32am On Apr 20, 2022 |
This Kaduna self |
Nairaland / General / Re: The Various Crews Of Nairaland by kdc5000: 4:20pm On Apr 14, 2022 |
[qute author=Grare post=111928308]Hello.....Great NLanders. I have been able to observe for a while the various CREWS of Nairaland and I want to use this opportunity to expecially enlighten those who have no idea about the existing CREWS.... So, let's go! All CREW members, come and represent your CREW number 3 (1) The Religion Crew: These ones don't joke. They always look for every opportunity to spread their beliefs rigorously. (2) The Memes Crew: These ones can boast of a truck load of memes in their possession. They always have memes for various occasions. Don't try them, because they can release a striking meme for you at any point in time. (3) The Observers: These people don't often drop comments, unless they feel the need and necessity to do so. They remain anonymous most times and observe things from the background. They read comments, check what's up and move. (4) The Talkatives: Also known as the attention seekers. They are always on every thread. They can even fight just to ensure that they talk and get noticed. (5) The Disguise Crew: You see them having monikers of the opposite sex. But by their ways, you shall know them (6) The Troll: I fear who don't fear these people. They can drag u everywhere, go way back to your ancestors to dig you up even when you are not around, they still trace you down your generation and follow you like village people. (7) The Questinaires: I hail thee! They can ask questions for Africa. They can't do simple research. They always have a bucket full of questions to ask, even when the answers are obvious. [8] The IDGAF Crew: These ones are somehow funny. Once they drop their bombshell, they just wouldn't give a f*ck. Even though they actually have a full pocket of f*cks and you need some, you know what they would tell you? I DON'T GIVE A F*CK!!! And after that, if you like quote them, or insult them from now till eternity, they will never reply you. (9) The Begging Crew: They don't hide it. They will act as if begging has been entwisted in their DNA. Some even have different begging monikers. They try to convince people about their plight so as to get help. No problem. In case you like to render assistance to them, you might want to verify their claims and ensure that they are actually genuine. (10) The BMC Crew: These people always sing praises and worship the government. They still find ways to praise them, even when they have obviously failed. (11) The Feminist: These one will do anything to glorify and support females, but will shy away from correcting them when they are clearly wrong. If you want to know them, it's not difficult at all. Just criticize female, be it positive or negative. You will see them all out with their dragnets. (12) The Redpillers: You already know. Also known as the alpha males. Only the name alone can make the ladies to start fidgeting. They have swallowed the red pill to fortify themselves against all kinds of women manipulations. In short, in their dictionary, they should always 'dominate' and 'be in control' and not the other way round. (13) The Super Story Crew: These ones can create fake stories and try to make them look and sound genuine. They derive joy in spreading rumours. Most of them hide under the pretext of bloggers. (14) The Derailers: These ones are so annoying. They can derail a useful thread or topic to make it become non-beneficial at the end. They have no meaningful contribution as they are only interested in trivialities. (15) The Sadists: Also known as the joy killers or trouble makers. Don't be surprised if someone attacks you for no just cause. The sadists are always on ground to bring you down to their level, create trouble from nowhere and ensure that they squeeze out every element of joy in you. (16) The Scam Crew: Also known as the sweet mouthers. These people look for all avenues to scam others. Some of them have a library full of books on how you can make billions of dollars under 30 minutes, when they haven't made one Naira. If you fall into their snares, it's goodbye to your money. (17) The Tribalist Crew: This crew members can be annoying and irritating most times. They can turn any topic into a tribal war front. They speak viles and even go to the extent of creating new monikers just to vent their frustrations and speak ills of other tribes. In fact, in their dictionary, there is nothing like coexistence. (18) The Moderation Crew: Also known as the 'Mods'. They are the backbone of Nairaland. They determine which topic moves to the front page and if you are not careful, they can dish you 700 years ban. Sometimes you wonder that a topic which isn't supposed to get to the front page is already there in a twinkle of an eye. It's simply because the poster already knew what the mod likes to push the topic there. For example, just give a particular mod a piece of snake...and your to topic will graze the front page...lol. (19) The DM Crew: Some people call them 'SIMPS'. You will find them mostly in the romance section, always inside people's DM. They can equally be spotted simply from the way they interact. They always try hard to make themselves lovable. They can do anything to appeal to the opposite sex. Well, just don't throw out your self respect/worth or bug down people. (20) The English Checkers: This crew members are very swift in checking every post for any grammatical errors. They have already checked this write up and have penned down all errors...haha!!! Now, which of the CREWS do you belong to? I am basically one of 'The Observers' Mind you, you can belong to one or more CREWS simultaneously [/quote] |
Politics / Re: Buhari Calling Jonathan “Clueless” Over Insecurity In 2013 (Video) by kdc5000: 3:28pm On Apr 01, 2022 |
And today ,what is he |
Crime / Re: Burial Of 20 People Who Drowned While Fleeing From Bandits In Niger State by kdc5000: 12:44pm On Mar 31, 2022 |
Everyday bad news,Rip |
Crime / Re: Burial Of 20 People Who Drowned While Fleeing From Bandits In Niger State by kdc5000: 12:40pm On Mar 31, 2022 |
Everyday bad news,Rip |
Celebrities / Re: Nosa Rex And His Wife Welcome Their 3rd Child by kdc5000: 12:31pm On Mar 31, 2022 |
[qucote author=omoenoma post=111513750]Actor Nosa Rex and his wife welcome their 3rd child, the elated father shared the good news on Instagram. https://www.instagram.com/p/CbvMpW2okC1/?utm_medium=copy_link[/quote] congratulations |
Romance / Re: After Introduction, I’m Seeing Too Many Red Flags by kdc5000: 6:47am On Jun 24, 2021 |
mugnmuffin: My dear, I think u are not ready to marry..... |
Politics / Re: Greenfield Students: Killing Of 3 Of The Abducted Students Heartbreaking - Atiku by kdc5000: 5:05am On Apr 24, 2021 |
Nwamamani:9ja is a joke |
Celebrities / Re: Patoranking Gives His Sister And Her Husband A Car As Wedding Gift (Video) by kdc5000: 7:10am On Mar 22, 2021 |
Dammy10:nice one, more blessing |
Crime / Re: Man Caught Stealing Female Panties In Edo State, Stripped Unclad by kdc5000: 10:17am On Feb 25, 2019 |
Good for him |
Romance / Re: 'My Bum Can Make People Speak In Tongues' - Slay Queen Twerks In Swimming Pool by kdc5000: 9:37am On Feb 02, 2019 |
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Politics / Re: BREAKING: Police Seal Off CJN Onnoghen’s Office, Eject Administrative Staff by kdc5000: 11:35am On Jan 28, 2019 |
Blacksodje:
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Celebrities / Re: Patience Ozokwor Wows In Ankara Maxi Gown With A White Shirt & Black Belt by kdc5000: 11:52am On Jan 25, 2019 |
crimmish: |
Politics / Re: PDP Presidential Campaign Live In Jigawa Sai Atiku 16 February 2016. by kdc5000: 12:12pm On Jan 21, 2019 |
chiangwar:Nice one, God bless... 7 Likes |
Politics / Re: APC Calls For The Arrest Of APDA Leaders Over Stolen Logo by kdc5000: 2:39pm On Jun 06, 2017 |
3 Likes |
Investment / Re: MMM Guilders In Osun State Celebrates Democracy by kdc5000: 8:58pm On May 29, 2017 |
nawa o |
Crime / Re: Armed Robbers Blow Up Bullion Van Loaded With Cash In Johannesburg (Pics, Video by kdc5000: 9:09am On Apr 07, 2017 |
bad boys bad boys wat u ganna do wen de come for u?........ |
Crime / Re: LASTMA Official Beaten To Stupor By Keke Napep Riders (photos) by kdc5000: 10:20pm On Mar 31, 2017 |
Good for him, dem no de hear |
Politics / Re: John Tallen Is Dead!! (Pauline Tallen's Husband Dies) by kdc5000: 12:02am On Mar 29, 2017 |
RIP |
Family / Re: Happy Mother's Day: Share Your Mum's Photos And Pray For Her by kdc5000: 7:41pm On Mar 26, 2017 |
miss mum so much...... buh i present to the best mum on earth. 5 Likes 1 Share
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Nairaland / General / Re: Meet The Oldest Woman In Obio Akpor, LGA Rivers State. She Is 134 Years (Photos) by kdc5000: 1:23pm On Mar 26, 2017 |
nawao God is gr8 |
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