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WesleyanA:
"No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas"

LMAO

Efemena_xy:
I love this joke!

Nice 1 @poster

Efe, u were always the 1st to spot and criticise reposted jokes, how come u missed this one? How u dey sha? Missed u.

i likey!

wetin be your e-mail?

Post pictures so we will see.

viperman

Thanks so much! God bless!

Upon all the ads in this section ?

Abeg o o, help us check this one:
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Tilll 2row,  luv the LC. How much is it selling for?

aisha2:
Mine was PTF , the PTF projects were the only sign of governance I have seen in Nigeria in my life. I had always voted for buhari in previous elections but this year I almost changed. At first I thought Goodluck/ Ribadu, then my friend who I was hanging out with on the 1st of october at eagle square went to his car to pick something only for me to hear that he had died in the blast, this was someone who marched with me side by side during the Save Nigeria Group Rally, He was a northerner and moslem but believed strongly that Nigerians should not be held by any cabal, that the constitution was supreme, together we used our money photocopying fliers and distributing during the YarAdua saga even when many pple had not tyaken a stand. When the blast happened I expected decisive action instead I was sick and sad to see the cheap political point our president turned the blast to. That really hurt me, what was worse was when I got insider information that they were aware of the threat but saw it as an opportunity to hang IBB. Anyway, I thought Ribadu was a younger version of buhari but I realised that if e no be panadol e no fit be like panadol, so I went back to my first love. BB for me please

me 2

Wow!i can see u had fun! wow, 7.0 L Engine,if person enter ajah go slow, na push dem go push the ride reach house. dat explorer is very bad a.rse .Neways, tanx for sharing.

Pictures plz

@proproman, i am happy to know dat some1 with an open mind is on NL.And i love the highlights u made, if people can be open minded and less prejudiced like you, nigeria will attain greatness soonest!

Neways, what I will like to point out is dat some of the roads that these anti buhari are driving on, were the ones built during Buhari's Tenure as PTF chairman, some of the benches, lecture theatres and hostels used in the universities they attended were built by him, some of them either schooled abroad or knjow one of those that are in world class schools as a result of the PTDF Scholarship ( a scheme which remains transparent till date and has afforded the child of a poor man to attend world class schools like oxford, cambridge , harvard and Yale) and finally, they forget that they have not been able to say that Buhari is currupt or embezzled money but can they say that of the GEJ?
I am from the south south  plus a fanatical christian and will be happy for a fellow south south & christian to seat as president but I will not have a better option and still put my selfish  interest in front. Nigeria needs the BB team to sanitise us. It is the way fwd but all in all, God knows best.

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LOL U gat me!

Seun, talk  o o o, e be like say u no like CPC.

Drop this P.r.i.c.k.

*strolls into the reception as the receptionist eyes him invitingly, waves her advances aside as he apologises for all the missed appointments. Brings out his VIP card but was told by the receptionist that his facial recognition will suffice*
Ok, make i enter the general section or the VIP section where happy ending is guaranteed?
Hmmmmmm,if Tanimz catch me dey do happy ending, she no go find am funny.

Machine!

Ok,

Y is it being sold?

@ Poster, If u have the money fine buy Honda. When i moved to my house, my neighbours bought Honda from Honda dealers @ N215,000 but i had the money, i make more money than them,however, i decided to give elepaq a try for N55,000 with the mind dat 55 k will not kill me should it pack up (it was a risk sha) and i could use the rest of the money for something else (atleast gud clubbing   ).
we both used our gen but i used mine more than they did as i just can not stand not having light (day or night so my gen used to run for days unless i needed to top the fuel up) thanks to Nepa,theirs had free after sale service for 3 months, mine had nothing, however, whenever their honda guy came, i asked him to service mine as well (back pocket pay).  
To cut the long story short,it is 2 yrs mine and one of the neighbour's gen is still running, while the other neighbour's own has parked up due to cracked cylinder or something.
one thing u have to know is that mine is very noisy, it sounds like the machine used in grinding pepper but it did the job.
So if you can afford the Honda, fine but if you can not and have something else to do with the money, why not buy the elepaq while saving small small for it's replacement in a year or 2?
Just like atasteve said, you may need to buy a higher power rating than you desire. trust china
This is my 1k contribution.

Dat was classic, the presenter was sleek. But the husband is a slacker. U suspect ur wife, u find out. Didn't have to wait so long or call a live broadcast to get it done. Well, smartness varies. but wait oh my gawd, oh my gawd , oh my gawd (moronic woman)

Lord_Reed:
@Inked
Please could you suggest just one 'unreckless' way they could have gone about it.

Abeg help me ask her.

arsenal

Dis is just

short n nice!

i so much agree. This joke is priceless. For once i laffed and learnt on NL.

Idowuogbo:
Eeeeh I think kdk wanted to no if u had a wully not me, so tell us do u have nuts

Abeg, help me tell her.