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Once had one, no sse.xx (we were virgins then and left on that note ) but we exploited all options that was possible or imaginable

Oh my! There was never any resistant or let go off me when I initiate romance.

She was easy to instruct and can adapt to advancement.

Her blow j.obs were out of this world!..not until her dad took her out of the country capriciously.

Where ever u are, I wish u the very best my friend

donbenedict:
Na till wen tipper jam u, u go knw watsup.

And why do you think I will be hit by a tipper?

I so yearn to see a good female inline skater.
People seem so scared and frightened on the thought of learning how to skate.
Many times have I been begged by passerby to stop skating, and am like! Emphasis are based on how soon I will die.
For skaters out there what has been your challenge?

Omotayor123:
Some girls and their foolishness

Can u elucidate? Please

lomprico:
Op, its all part of the scheme trust me, she will keep this attitude till u go back to visit in bid to console her and d only way to do it is to do it. Then she will fully claim u.

Claim me!

Did u just say "claim me"?

we met in the restaurant, got talking and felt this true innocent chemistry between us devoid of sexual intents and all. We so laughed easily throughout our first contact and subsequent meetings.

My preferences had always been ladies on the bigger side, she was petite and doesn't fit into the category of a lady I would have a fling with. I (medical student) do visit her(house officer/doctor) in her hostel and vice versa...we liked each others company due to varying religious positions we share. We most times argue and laugh alongside

On this particular day, she chatted me up to come help fix something in her roomm.

Considering my wealth of knowledge as regards human body language, I noticed she was Hot and moody. I thought to myself, what should I do? Should I of course go ahead and make out with her or just ignore? I mean!!!
May be she as been given me green light all this while we've been visiting that I hurriedly ignored, I resulted.

I was in a mix and confuse, if I ignore her act and perhaps act normal as I use to, that might label me as being impotent, unromantic, childish, insensitive, gay,.... And we know how this news go round.

I went close to hug her which we've never done and just like that, we started kissing. She made out with me with much veracity and vigor.

After all said and done, she felt remorseful and withdrawn, had to console her it was ok. this happened yesterday

I whatsaped her saying 'hi' she is yet to respond, I felt I should have held back to preserve our friendship.

What do you think?

Happy birthday john.

Pheals:
Op don't really understand U o? U mean medical treatment to MAGUN. Sorry it cant work


....some MAGUN wey go dey let U bark like a dog

Y not google pennnis captivus, wiki claims stories about this is hear-say and not factual

Only few were documented

traditional western life holds that a man can cast spell on his cheating wife, not only that, can catch her in the act alongside her cheating partner.

The wide known spell "MAGUN" is alleged to be use by a jealous or suspecting husband to proof his curiosity, this spell works by clamping (gluing) the partners together- preventing withdrawal of his pennnis

I discovered that this erroneous assumption that has been attributed to mysticism has scientific explanation and should not be taken awe. Oh yes!

Colitis captives /pennnis captivus as it is called, caused by involuntary contraction of the vagginna on the pennnis, a process that is rather painful and disturbing... When this happens the best care is to keep calm and relax, vagggina contraction returns to normal over time....during hospital presentation, anesthetics are given to induce system relaxation.

Has anyone any experience about this? .

jared007:
don't be silly Adam died that very day he ate the fruit spiritually becos every man is a spirit. The death of Adams Spirit eventually brought the death of his physical body gradually.

In the account of creation, this was what i understood.

God created man from clay(body) and gave him breadth of life(spirit/soul, what ever is preferable u might call it)

Hence man has 2 component; CLAY AND BREDTH OF LIFE

If man will die by the instruction/promise ,the breadth of life will be taking and he will remain clay.

I didn't add, neither did I remove from the scripture

But we know how it all went w

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Godsfamilymemba:
Thanks for your response Keenn.
My question, however, is " Is he JUST a complex interaction of chemicals?" and "What is life?"
When the brain stem is dead, you may be aware, other reflexes controlled by the spinal cord may still be functioning. Science says the person is dead but millions of cells are still alive and functioning. So what is life? Where does it come from?

I'll repeat myself again, he his a complex interactions of chemivals.

Life is the awareness of self, through the functioning of the higher centers,specifically the cerebrum...and this can be determined by presence of wave pattern on the encephalogram.

anything deviating from this has no live, even when reflexes are intact.

Godsfamilymemba:
What is a man made up of? Is man just a living complex interaction of chemicals? What is life? What makes the difference between a "corpse" placed on life support and a corpse transfered to the mortuary?

Yes he is a living complex interaction of chemicals

The difference is because of a functional Medula oblongata, a component og the hind brain, this part controls all unconscious activity and muscles not attached to bone - bteathing, respiration, digestion, circulation ...

the absence of a functional cerebrum is the absence of conscious existence/life.

Godsfamilymemba:
These two statements are wrong. Please read up on them and don't use such as arguments. You will not hear experts in the field making such statements. That was my first lesson in psychiatry class and the "conclusion" was inconclusive.

The mind has capacity to pick up signals outside the senses. You do things without the involvement of your brain.

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Nigga, what is ur profession?

Did u just say u do things without the involvement of ur brain?

I think we should understand what u mean by brain, if u mean brain as in cerebrum , I agree, but what the OP meant was the total brain, fore, mid and hind brain inclusive.

Where else can mind pick senses from?

You do things like?

I was the fellow that narrated how I got attracted to this very lady that does regular exercise early in the morning...then made plans to approach her not knowing she is a lecturer...those who read my story will understand my drift.

My fear then was, I would b posted to her department, where she happens to be a consultant and would be under her watch for couple of months...as things turned out, I wasn't posted to her unit, so there was less eye contact.

Being a medical student, so as to meet up with school expenses, i do jobs, manual jobs really in school and hostels (can't give details of my job description, would like to concede my identity and that of the said consultant)

Yesterday, I was having a walk-talk with a female house-officer(title for a new doctor)-just got to meet her that day and was accompanying her to her quarters when I saw this consultant conversing with two men. Then I remembered the so much threat and wonderful advice giving to me on this forum, after telling the house officer bye, I approached her regardless of who those men were and the following conversation ensued

Me: good afternoon, I tried having a conversation with u the other day but seems you are most times busy to say hi to.

Her: really! I can remember u

(The other two men were like, is this guy mad)

Me: I want to make a proposal to u, I and some friends of mine jog to the stadium every Saturday, since u are exercise inclined u would want to join us

Her: she smiled and said 'thanks, i like to exercise alone'

Me: are u scared?

Her: scared! Scared of what?

Me: I find ur exercise routine intimidating, and would like to put u to the test, I mean, jogging side by side with real men -immortals.

(the men were now looking at us like mumu, she knew the conversation will get more interesting so she said to me)

Her: can u wait a little let me be done with this men?

Me: sure

(after about 5min she was done)

Her: are u not so so and so-(she mentioned my name)
(I was dumbfounded, how did she know my name?) and you do so so and so jobs? (I was like what da!)

Me: yes and I also do other stuffs too, I listed them

Her: can u come to my room, I have some stuffs to fix.

(o boy!)

Me: yes but not right away, I need to go change and get my tools(sounding professional)

Her: let me have ur number so I can call u when am ready.

Me: I would rather have urs, I have a flat battery now, so would call u when am good(my phone was fine)

(ran to hostel, got my tools, changed, called her I was ready, then over to her place)

I think she wanted to proof she has money (being a consultant), to show me her gadget and stuffs she has. I did jobs that were even outside my job description. I
Was like, am sorry, I can't do so so and so, they are outside my job description...she was like, dot worry, i'll pay u.

She lay on her bed watching me throughout as I sweat out trying to do my job(I felt embarrassed though, if not for money), nevertheless, we talked at length and it got so interesting.

After the days work, I got paid (handsomely) and we parted ways.

Lots of crazy thought came to my mind, but wanted it professional

During our conversation, I encouraged her to give me a call in case she gets lonly and needed someone to talk to.

To my peeps, any advice?

Anas09:
My good friend John. Why didn't you use the teachings of christ which encourages lack of compassion and love for the next person to buttress ur point here? You picked a single lady who may or may not even be a christ follower, but obviously ignorant Of her actions, and use that as a premise to give room to this blasphemy?

Why did Christ give the Parable of the good Sammritan? If we are Christ's followers shdnt we look at what he did and do same?
John, I will say, if u want to bash, start from Christ. Start picking His uncompassionate stands.
My dear, people are so selfish, its not because of their Creed, its just human nature.

Let me ask you dear John. If you were carrying ur one month old chubby daughter, and accidentally someone dropped hot Coals on u and ur baby, tell me ur honest truth, will you remove the coals from ur baby before removing urs? Human natures triggers in instinctively, before you even stop to consider, you'll renove urs first. Its human nature, its not because u r religious.
Now what that woman did and most of us do, espercially, the 'its not my portion' minset/kind of people, is ungodly. Its unchristian. If its not my portion, so its whose portion? Where did they even get that from?
These things can happen to anybody. I remember wen I had an accident. I was on a bike and an absent minded driver who forgot he was driving until he hit us, struck us. I fell in the middle of road when offices had closed and everyone was rushing home. A crowd gathered, but all they did was shout, scream but no one made any effort to help me. I was bledding my life out, they were just shouting. my left leg was so smatched, flesh scrabbed out of my bone, my bone was broken and bare. Probably it was the sight, but no one helped. I musttered strength and started begging for someone to help and not let me die in the midst of all these people.

One guy who I got to know later, who just got to the scene, he was a boyscout, no vehicle would stop, so he blocked the road and forced a grudging cabbie to take me to the hospital.

Tell me john, in that crowd were they only christians?
Lack of compassion knows no creed. So stop this baseless bashing.

Who is this?

What kind of mother are u or will u become?

U mean u will remove a hot coal from ur body before helping a month old baby? That's serious!

Many times have I seen mothers wrapping and judiciously protecting their children in dangerous situation such as automobile head-on collision. They so graciously puts their children in arms way disregarding what fate the accident might cause to them, this is instinctive mother hood in play.

I hope u haven't portrayed urself in a bad light to me and everyone here.

Scholar8200:
Every system of belief (+Christianity) has its own set of fanatics. It will be wrong to assess any religion based on the actions of a relative few. (It is common knowledge that many come to church these days not because they want to serve God but because they want protection/prosperity and this is one of the major contributions to the state of things today.)

If , for example, 1 out of 12 are as covetous as Judas Iscariot, then it will be wrong to judge a group of 12000 as being covetous simply because we met about 1000 who were covetous! Besides, this write-up, either deliberately or inadvertently, overlooks the compassionate deeds of people who practise religion today and rather focuses the omission of others!

First we should ask, " what teachings/doctrines do they believe?" and we dont hang on one or two but we look at the whole picture. Secondly, we should ask, "who is/was the key person and how did such live?" and finally, " does this system of believe have /or has ever had genuine followers and were they like the ones we are condemning?"

P.S. As regards God not doing anything for Paris, let's also ask:
1. Why did God not do anything when Nebuchadnezzar overran Israel destroying the Temple of God too and killing ruthlessly?
2. Why did God not do anything when the Philistines destroyed Israel and captured the Ark?
3. Why did God not do anything when Jesus was arrested, scourged, and crucified?
4. Why did God not do anything when Stephen was stoned to death and other disciples were martyred?
5. Why did God not do anything when General Titus in Ad70 destroyed Jerusalem?
(bear in mind that the victims in no 1-2 where descendants of God's friend, Abraham)

Once you answer these sans prejudice (and there are answers too), you would have the answer to the Paris and indeed the world question. Until then, that question on Paris is similar to the Pharisees telling Jesus: "He saved others Himself HE cannot save"


Your concept of God (Ironically for an atheist) paints a picture of a lawless, indulgent grand father whose job is to leave us to make our choices but show up to deny us of their consequences if -ve! And when he fails to do this he does not exist!!!

Nigga, it seems you Christian guys hurry to forget that some, if not most atheist and agnostic alike were once religionist/Christians. You argue this out as if this (giving testimonies with reference to the unlucky) is a less occurrence in christaindom and is practiced by fanatics, geesss!

I am yet to see a church that encourages sharing of testimonies and the above claim is not practiced, am yet. I stand to be corrected.

The topic does not major on religionist been non-compationate (some religionist are best of people) but rather questions why praise should be giving to a god with reference to the ill or those with challenges.

As regards ur questions on the biblical account, well I can only assume that "the biblical god just proofed he can choose to save whom he chooses to save"

He is a loving god.

Eddlad:
He said religion, no specifics, if some are guilty of this he should have clarified.

Can you tell me how common sense Inspires sympathy? Common sense as you know it is as a result of other people's experience, ideas, knowledge and religious inclination. It doesn't stand on its own.

By atheism standards how does my lack of sympathy reflect poorly on me, sympathy never returned back the hands of time ever, or has it?.

Nigga, u got it all twisted

According to wiki, 'common sense is a basic ability to perceive, understand, and
judge things, which is shared by ("common to" nearly all people
and can reasonably be expected of nearly all people without any
need for debate'

There is no need for thought, aforementioned ideas, teaching...for a person to have common sense. It is basic and therefore intuitive.

A child doesn't need to read in a book or told to drop a hot iron, common sense should, and experiences similar is shared by all races irrespective of experience, ideas, knowledge and religious inclination as u wrongly stated, it is basic.

Testimonies in churches follows this trend, infactct, the more scary and gory ur reference is, the more it is believed u appreciate god for his protection.

Perhaps there is/was a god,but the way his worshipers go about praising him with reference to the ill or people with challanges of any sort is so ridiculous.

Right from childhood(then a church boy), when still been thought how to pray I can remember how uncomfortable I felt on getting to this part of thanks/worship.

Its so sad how indoctrination to this religion has altered simple common sense.

johnydon22:
You can imagine such mindless savagery. . stoning women.. I want to see muslims defend such idiocy

Johnny be careful how u criticize these guys.

Though babaric a religion it is I agree, don't u think u have giving much of ur details online.

We all can Imagine what an islamic fundamentalist can do.

As an agnostic am always careful how I castigate religion fanatics, since I am not sure if criticizing them will give me an eternal reward or something similar, I try to save my head and tongue in this very and singular life I am sure of
.
Be careful brother, pls

Samuelkirk:
HOW DARE U MR NOBODY INSULT TO ALMIGHTY GOD U MUST BE OUT OF UR MIND

Nigga, calm it down

When genocide were being committed, which involve killing of innocent children, the almighty god u claim to defend didn't move a muscle, there wasn't even a lightning.

slimstuff:
Most atheists are not bad people, they are just angry but they can not open up to tell you why. Some of them are born with issues. Some are born pedophile some are born gays and they hated God for it. Some where born hermaphrodite and they are just angry with God. But God has solution for it.
Second group. man/ women who want to give in to their lust they rejected God to give in to their lustful nature. If you acknowledge the presence of God, you will have to obey him.so to give in to there lust they denied God. I have seen people come to me after they have fallen heavily ill of aids and other strange illness out their lust " doing what God God them not to do. They came back for God's help.
3rd group: they have asked God for something and God did not do it, they just conclude that is is just like the scary story they tell kids at night. But if you ask your dad for a car and he ignored you, will you run out and start telling people that you have no father. There are many other groups still. Which ever group you are in, there is help, just ask! As for the person that said "they are annoying "there are advice that only age can teach you. There are things your father will tell you at 22, but cos you have not given birth or raised stubborn kids you will not get it then. it may take you more 20 years to understand it, by then he may no longer be their.

A car? That is too far

What if my father can't do the following
Protect me from wicked neighbors
Provide my dialy bread
Give me direct fatherly advice
Can't know my need till I ask
No birthday and Christmas gift
Can't pay my school fees
Can't play with me
Can't help me with my homework
Can't accept that am a kid and can have my short fall but threatens to punish me for any wrongs
Takes out of my hard earned money without any of his imput

But of course he claims he loves me, that he brought me to this world and has enormous plans for me I future, that he has been there all this while because he always drops *i lv u* letter on the table evverday for me.

Am I wrong if I run out and start shouting that I have no father?

falcon01:
let me ask you something What purpose do we have if evolution is
real? If evolution is real why don't we see things like half bird half dinosaur, half man half lion, half chicken half frog or half crocodile half pig why all of a sudden things just became perfect Tell me things i don't know

My dear there are rules to this

There is law of attraction of homogenous Species, and laws of likes begotting likes.

There is the theory of use and disuse.

Evolution gives variation and unlimited variables and forms, neverthelsss, adaptation is meant only for the fitest.

U will b amaze at how diverse living things are, not even a fifth of it has been identified.

Y not relax, there could b a combination of a cow and falcon01 out there.

Fadman4real:
So who created the mountains, or is it big bang we should belief where the odds of that are ten times a trillion to one. Keep living in a dream world, it is very easy to be an atheist anyway, you live your life like you are not accountable to anyone, only if it were true.

This is so amusing

Did u just imply that it is easy to be an atheist?

This is the most rediculous assertion I have read in a forum.

How i wish u know the metamorphosis that goes on in a once religious mind before a can now say ... 'there is no god'

its the most daring and damnest thing to do....to challenge an Omnipotent.

Myella:
So what happens when both father and mother are sick, shd both move into their son's house to spend d rest of their lives there? Are their no other alternative for caring for them other than staying with their children? Me personally will not mind if that is d last option provided d house maintain its peace.

Oh yes, when ur parent are both sick (which I don't hope for u) u can take them to old people's home.

Or u can make available a maid that 'll do the caring for them.

Better still u can ignore their plight, after all 'a man shall leave his parent and bond with his wife and they shall b one'

The concept of God has being 'personal' connote a force that is self conscious and can influence Activities according to his/her/it/their will.

This definition will bring about the need to appease/pray/worship/adore/glorify this/these god(s)

The reverse is the case for impersonal god.

daretodiffer:
I can't even meet or marry a man like you. If I do, don't expect me to stay with a selfish and uncaring man

Your mum has absolutely no reason to put your wife in misery NO MATTER WHAT. IF she has a grudge with her, you are the one that brought her home therefore she must go through you. If you think it is perfectly fine for your wife to be sad and helpless just because your mother went through a lot for you, then you need to marry your mother and divorce your wife.

As regards ur resolution in not considering me as a marriage suitor,well, that is ur opinion.

I can infer u do not understand that clause 'no matter what' , especially if we are to consider her being a single parent.

Some parent(mother) have the tendency to become paranoid, insecure, troublesome, obssessed- obsessive compulsory disorder(expecially mothers that are way too perfect/Clean) or say mentally unstable....this is where we the children need to come in.

I mean why will u allow ur mother get isolated in a house/village because she has personality problems or complexes...my gracious, this is not only preposterous but also disgusting.

daretodiffer:
If your grandma disrespects your wife, she must leave

It doesn't matter what she has gone through because if she cared for you, she will respect your wife and ensure that you have peace of mind.

My gracious! Who are these people

Did u just say 'no matter what she has Been throigh'

May I not make a mistake in Meeting ladies like this, this is so scary.

Did u just say ' no MATTER what she has been throigh', somebody pls help me.

balash:
Imagine Crazy Posts From Potential Husbands Or Husbands Presently.

First Ask your Mom how she would feel when she was Married and her Husbands Mother Is staying with her. For Pete's Sake Its a Marriage between two Souls A man or a woman, Not A Man, wife and Family Members. My Mom cant just stay with me when am Married. The guy in question should tell us how he would feel if the wife Mother comes to stay with them as well.

Yes she was sick and you brought her down to Lagos for treatment Yes its very Understanding and she is Okay Now. She should go back To the village, Or why not understand what is between Your wife and Mother Maybe they are not in good terms and they Might be pretending when you are around. A mother in-law is the worst to live with as a wife. Because The wife would rarely do anything Right. If you are a lady you would understand Better.

Am not saying you should treat your Mom like a Peace Of crap But Bro's you are Married, She can Visit and you can bring her down to care for her when she is sick But staying with you is a no no. Nothing would happen to her in the Village. If you love your wife enough try your best and get a village house help for your Mother. Let her go Back

A wife is a mother In the house.... Two Captain Cant Be In a Ship

U are a shame, embarrassment and dissapointment to man-nation.

U do not represent me/us

One of the reason, if not the only reason for children is to have a part of u taking care of u when u can no longer.

U want ur mom going back to the village and doing all domestics by herself ... Leaving a solitiary life because u are married to another mans daugther....I feel like slapping this guy

Edehsman:
You are alive is because of grace of God.if not tell me when you sleep and wake up tell me where you go remember many people sleep without waking up.always thank God for the gift of life.

Religionist think its a big deal to be alive, its no big deal to me. Death simply means non existence.

What am I thanking him for anyway, I saw a teenage girl crying fir the death of her mother wish lie lifeless in a taxi... So the teenage girl should thank god for his grace that she Is alive while her mother is not.

The moment we begin to think that we are alone, everything (worlds bullshit) begings to make sense

Its so annoying when I know I once lived in that deceit.

How I wish religious folks can come out of that blind faith only for a day...then everything all make sense

greatnaija01:
IF YOU CAN EXPLAIN THE 400 GLAXIES AND THE EXISTENCE OF ALL THINGS WITH A FAIL PROOF SYSTEM, THEN I WILL BELIEVE.... ITS LIKE A JAMAICAN SAYING NAIRALAND DOES NOT EXIST..... lols abeg let me o and boil beans o

The galaxies are actually more than that, they run into millions