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RomanceRe: Why Do Ladies Find This Attractive (photo) by keenn(op): 1:39pm On Oct 02, 2017
Nobody cares about mens pocket when women takes same job positions nowadays. Courage? Please. Being single parent gives soooo much courage to woman or even trying to survive present world. Even looking for true machos- its only a shell (muscles,looks etc) because a lot of men forgot long time ago what means to be real men. Inside they r just pussiess
we had a couple of conversation years back via this forum.

was going through my chat history an liked how we roll...but again your moniker is anonymous and can't follow you.

would like to follow u
RomanceRe: Before And After Pics Of My Body Building ( Two Years And Counting ) by keenn: 11:41am On Sep 26, 2017
enshi:
Hi guys,
I must have you know that a body builder's encouragement/criticism comes from what people comment on him.
Below are pics of me before body building engagement and after two years of building already.
Please feel free to say ur view as I would gladly rely on it for possible improvement/disengagement. Cheers.
I know the thighs and legs are the most difficult body part to work on.

your legs ain't that bad, but cab be improved.

my advice, start first with the lower body when u are gyming
RomanceRe: Why Do Females Always Act Surprised When Proposed To?? by keenn: 11:36am On Sep 26, 2017
iamsirmichael1:
That's just formalities...

The real proposal always happens after a good _fuck. The one where the lady climax 3-4times. With the lady lying on his chest, he simply stretches his hand to his pocket or wherever he hid the ring and whispers...

"Baby (or whatever he calls her), would you marry me?"

She retorts,

"What?"

Then she lifts her head up to look into his eyes to affirm what he had just uttered and gets greeted with a ring. She gasp! She's surprised and with her emotions surging high and with both her palms covering the most part of her face in amazement, awe, overwhelmed, she retorts in a jiffy.

"Yes! Yes babe, I'd marry you! kiss"

That's a pure sign of blackmail. He blackmailed her emotionally by asking her that question right after a good _fuck. Pure evil grin

Ladies become more emotional attached and in need of consolidation and reaffirmation of love by the lover and that's why most ladies ask "do you love me?" after sex. Not just sex. A good sex!


What better way to reassure her of your undying love than handing her an engagement ring. smiley Men are evil cheesy
if after all said and done, u only lead her into a failed promise....

I want to believe this is just a mere write-up and not An act intended or already done.

for if any Lady as been treated this way, I keenn will find u,where ever u are, I will find u, and when I do, I will put and make u witness and experience the pain of all karma humanly possible on you.

iniquities of gentiles shall be asked of u, the pain u will feel shall pass the pain barrier and restarted over again, and in cycles.

and when am done with u, will understand what pain and disappointment in the height of expectation really means.

what do you take ladies for?

asshole.
RomanceRe: Before And After Pics Of My Body Building ( Two Years And Counting ) by keenn: 11:18am On Sep 26, 2017
Marcelo290:
Consistency is the key, mehn...i started my own, stopped after one month, started again and stopped after two months, up till now I'm still resting, e no easy bro cheesy grin but at least I still try to press up every morning...kudos!
it is better not to have tasted the beauty of your body strength, fitness and symmetry through bodybuilding and stop

nevertheless, u can still keep up.

the iron is your faithful friend, it will always be there for u when u need it.
RomanceRe: Before And After Pics Of My Body Building ( Two Years And Counting ) by keenn: 11:17am On Sep 26, 2017
enshi:
There is but just one body builder amongst you... Dude on trousers
you took it from my mouth

the picture is an embarrassment to the world of bodybuilding, in fact the trouser guy that pass for a builder is only a small fish in the world ocean of this beautiful exoteric sport
RomanceRe: Before And After Pics Of My Body Building ( Two Years And Counting ) by keenn: 11:16am On Sep 26, 2017
enshi:
There is but just one body builder amongst you... Dude on trousers
you took it from my mouth

the picture is an embarrassment to the world of bodybuilding, in fact the trouser could pass for a builder is only a small fish in the world of this beautiful exoteric sport
Christianity EtcRe: Why Is Your God Scared Of Hospitals by keenn: 3:15pm On Sep 20, 2017
CatfishBilly:
God doesn't reside in hospitals. I've seen enough in my short time practicing to convince me.

God always shows up in ambiguous situations where it could go either way, just showing up to take all the glory like an asshole.


But when the chips are down and god is invoked to break the laws of nature for a patient? God fails every time.
my guy, I have never seen a miracle in that setting before.

in fact, when patient are aware they are being prayed for, they do poorly well.

this single fact is enough to cast doubt on whatever believe anyone nurses about an omini.
RomanceRe: How Does A Girl Spot A Player? by keenn: 4:35pm On Sep 18, 2017
Evaberry:
1. They are always very handsome.


2. They delete chats or don't open their chats if you are around them


3. They like flashy things.


4. They lie alot and brag alot too.


I met one recently, dude was so innocent looking and handsome but lies Iike hell, he had no idea I knew he was lying to me but I played cool and acted like I believed every word.

Lastly a player will never agree he's a player, no matter how many times you ask/confront them
handsome? not necessarily, appearance of a guy plays little role with his success with ladies...confidence, livelines, being able to pattern emotional talk does d Magic

chat? to an extent, I agree.

a good player doesn't flash things, in fact when u have money to through around for ladies, having a good ride, wear good and fancy wears I really don't regard u as a player in the strict sense. u are only buying the attention u getting.

a player to me is that boy/guy who is just like every other guy in appearance, not rich, not that's handsome but have is way with girls, infact they(girls) do the calling and spending on him.

a successful player will tell u he his a player.
RomanceRe: How I Bleeped My Neighbors Wife Yesterday.. by keenn: 5:48pm On Sep 17, 2017
hooklover:
If she is pregnant days good oh... If she tell me I will tell her to keep it..

Most ladies will still sleep with husband and transfer child to him... Not bother about that.

Married ladies are used to sperm in sere bodies and dry know Wat to do
leave them baba

some shouting here screaming karma are existing because one guy serviced their mother...yes! some of u ain't legitimate children. u would b surprised the dude they call father ain't theirs.

if really God gives children, why would he decide to bless the unholy act between married woman and a sugar boy having fun with pregnancy when some couples are fasting days and night seeking for the fruit of the womb for a grater good.., I forgot, His ways are mysterious, right?
RomanceRe: How I Bleeped My Neighbors Wife Yesterday.. by keenn: 5:11pm On Sep 17, 2017
hooklover:
Guy if u are in Ph I will give u one 1bottle of hot...

I like d way u c things from another perspective...

Once sex is mutual nothing anybody can do....

Karma doesn't exist.....

I am just starting to enjoy married ladies full-time any body way vex should hug transformer....
you would be surprise how many married woman out there reading this thread will be so enthsiastic about meeting u, spending quality and sex time with u.

And for the 'f' ranting and cursing on OP, don't be surprise when u are few years into your marriage, when your husband now sees u as a sister and not a romance partner, when u keen for affection and u ain't getting it because u are now called 'mama monday', when d single guy out there is the only one making u remember u are still a babe...then u can preach karma to him
RomanceRe: How I Bleeped My Neighbors Wife Yesterday.. by keenn: 8:35am On Sep 17, 2017
concerning karma....

really, I am yet to see the actual proof or authencity of such claims.

oh yes, I understand there are consequences for our actions, but laying claims of the said act by a conscious force to deeds (karma) is unfounded, for bad and good befall anyone regardless past deeds

if two people have agreed for sexual act regardless what ever(marriage), they are good to go.

the op is doing great(baba just be careful so u don't get caught, some husbands are irrational)

if my wife descides to play out, that's her cup of tea. I wouldn't there spend my little time on earth wondering and disturbing myself about what another being is doing with her own body...as far she does it codedly.
RomanceRe: Please How Can I Stop Sleep Talking? by keenn: 10:38am On Sep 02, 2017
hi dear, I'll advice u visit a dentist.

just like the head gear one particular keeper wears, there are specific designed head gear that can be fabricated for u, and u can wear when about sleeping.

it looks fancy and comfortable.

best of luck
Christianity EtcRe: Weekly Quiz For Atheist: Week 1 by keenn: 10:45pm On Aug 04, 2017
Niflheim:
@op,

You made a lot of erroneous assumptions in your original post!!!

ERROR NUMBER 1: You are addressing a scientific question to atheists, when you are supposed to address it to a botanist, a biologist or zoologist!!!

ERROR NUMBER 2: A rat inside a plant is not evidence of a god(unless you worship rats and pitcher plants)!!!

ERROR NUMBER 3: Who told you that the pitcher plant only has a "trigger mechanism"? Where is your evidence for this nonsense?

ERROR NUMBER 4: You claim that the design of the trap is efficient, and yet the expert that you quoted(Mc Pherson), has just explained that it can only catch some of them!!! Why would you do this?

ERROR NUMBER 5: Plants have "photoreceptors"(the same way that humans have photorceptors), and photoreceptors are a sense organ used to detect light!!! So in other words, just because plants may not be able to see in the exact same way that humans do, does not necessarily mean that they cannot see!!!

ERROR NUMBER 6: Plants may not have ears, but that does not mean that they cannot detect different vibrations, and these differences in vibration will allow them to determine the size of their prey!!!

ERROR NUMBER 7: How do plants detect("see"wink infra-red light? Have you never heard of the "phytochromes"?

ERROR NUMBER 8: So you feel that a plant needs a brain to communicte? PURE RUBBISH!!! Trees can communicate with each other by passing messages through their roots and also along underground webs of fungal growth!!!

ERROR NUMBER 9: What do you mean by the "plant knowing the diet of the rats? Is the plant a Chef at Federal Palace Hotel? It is written boldly in the article that the rodents are attracted to the sweet nectar!!! So if I suddenly shit in the cassava field and the flies gather, you will ask me, "EGBON!!! BUT HOW YOU TAKE KNOW SAY FLY LIKE SH*T PASS?!!!"

ERROR NUMBER 10: I will summarize your entire post with one single sentence:...................................................."I NEVER KNEW THAT PLANTS HAD SENSORY ORGANS"!!!

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u spoilt the fun by neutralizing a cold with a nuclear bomb.

u killed it bro, and I hate u.
RomanceMy Encounter With A Lady That Instigated Jungle Justice...how Romantic! by keenn(op): 7:47am On Jul 30, 2017
was having my regular evening road-walk when I saw a lady trying to stage a mob attack on a fellow.

u see, we castigate mob attacks and jungle justices, but what exactly do we do when we see a justice in the act? just watch and sobber, video recording or cry from a distance?.

I was curious, why would such an attractive lady be so cold to ensure a guy was severely beaten by a mob? upon enquiring I discovered she was the controller of a marketing/advertising outfit, she supervises sale representatives that distribute gift items to participant, most of these items were edible.

as d distribution was going on, it is customary for Nigerians to make a total chaos of that process, everyone trying to have a share. this very guy(as was told) forcefully took one of the items from the stand...making all products on that stand (there were other stands) fall to the ground, further causing chaos and disorderliness.

she grabbed him and was screaming, other area boys who were not fortunate to have the gift items joined hand with security men to beat up this guy.

this is where I came in.

me: please that is enough, cant u see his face are swollen.
lady: what his your own, is he your friend.
me: common, he only took food, this show he is hungry. are u comfortable that a man should be beatn up that bad?

and the argument went on, after much persuasion and serious talking, I was able to make them leave him, not after the black and blue transformation on his face

after the show died down, I had a chat with her on why she hated men that much, although I got to know her own side of the story... we exchange numbers.

we had a good online chat that day, I invited her over to my place the next day...and a nice romantic evening it was. from movie watching, eating EBA...to good pre-intimacy.

she then invited me over to her place last night, the sex was awesome, i lost myself in her. she offered me garri, coldwater and sugar(birds of feathers, lol)

sometimes when we chat, we tease ourself about the first day, its amazing how people can meet though.
EducationRe: Uniben... by keenn: 2:00pm On Jul 24, 2017
SwayG:
tnx for the advice..

just that people see me as a failure...my chances are limited without a degree..

if I don't get in this yr I'll go for part time....

tnx again
I want u to listen good.

a lot of skills, intelligence, talent has been killed by the yearning to get a certificate(LA cram LA pour).

a man once told me this when I was keen about going to the university, I regarded him as an enemy of progress. I am now in the university studying a professional course, but baba, all na wash.

my former room mate(a twin)was particular about being a doctor, he wrote jamb for years, went to three universities all in this pursuit. he is now doing the medicine. his other twin brother went to the street, i mean real hustle...he now has three houses to his credit.

oh yes your people will call u a failure, but guess what? Albert Einstein once asked his uncle how it would feel to ride on a beam of light, his uncle called him a fool for having that thought. you are a science student, I believe u know who Albert is (his theory of relativity was base on that 'foolish' light).

I am so worried about your state, because u have a gold(for crying out loud tailoring and programming!!!) that u can improve on.

the university paper can come later.
EducationRe: Uniben... by keenn: 10:32pm On Jul 23, 2017
I am yet to be convince about the importance of Nigeria education.

I am advising u like a brother now, please discard the university pursuit and face the programing and tailoring u are into.

if u are keen about a university certificate, u can register for a part-time programme later when u are made. unilag offers such programmes (DLI). u need to see those rich dudes study at their comfort.

my brother, I and many others reading this post envy what u have now, try and improve them.

Nigeria university education only opens your eye, what is the importance of open eye when u are unemployable or jobless.
EducationRe: Help! Nephew's 274 Jamb Score At Stake by keenn: 10:18pm On Jul 23, 2017
unilag parade itself to attract only the brightest

your brothers jamb result is quite fair enough.

unfortunately, his waec though a good result notwithstanding will it give him a leverage.

having a credit in a subject and aspiring for unilag for a competitive course is a high risk.

na unilag u go see people without credit for their result, u go fear distinctions.
EducationRe: Is This WAEC Result Good For Biochemistry? I Need Your Suggestions And Advice by keenn: 12:56pm On Jul 20, 2017
for any science course, it is essential you have your basic science at credit level (c6 And above)

physics
chemistry
biology
math
eng

though your grades in other courses were impressive but d deficiency u had in physics as nullified your result.

this makes it no different from someone who didn't pass any especially if u are eyeing schools like unilag that takes only one sitting.

my advice, go back and retake And ensure u pass the basic 5 above at credit level.

this is the bitter truth

good luck
RomanceRe: Ladies Beware, Some Men Are Evil Beasts. by keenn: 10:01am On Jul 14, 2017
adajoe555:
Gosh


Now I'm scared I won't visit again, I'm actually suppose to visit a friend today.

thanks for this advice I won't go again
lol. a scary story though, And this could pass as a mere write up. but again, no doubt that there are chances of it occurring.

I know a Lady who ones appeared as 'sun girl', u know those pic sun do publish on their pages. the post goes along with biodata and a form of contact which could be phone number, bb pin or email address.

she was contacted by one guy who showered her with gifts, money and all.

upon visiting the guy, the dude requested for sex, she declined, before we could say modakeke, d dude pounced on her and suffocated here with his hands on her neck.

in short, blood escaped form her nostrils, ears and she had blood shot eyes. am tempted to think d dude had his way with her, but that she didn't disclose.

on the contrary, am sure a number of ladies have visited guys on a first hand basis and had quite a good hosting.

meeting a guy first at eateries, malls, cinemas or open places so as to know him ain't a guarantee that such good mannerism will present itself if u and him end in the other room. my dear, there are no clear cut features to mask out/identify this retards.

meeting a good one is based mainly on chance/luck.

for the ladies out there who have been victims of these pYsch dudes, I say on behalf of the good ones 'we are sorry'..and u don't have to blame yourself, no one has the power to foresee.

u might reconsider visiting your friend.
RomanceRe: She Rejects Everything by keenn: 4:03pm On Jul 13, 2017
for crying out loud, u are a student!

what ever money, gift, food... u wannna give her comes directly from your parent or guardian, and some ladies (matured and reasonable ones) find it rather condescending and embarrassing to collect from a student/struggling guy who is solemnly dependent.

I once met one who felt really insulted when i tried giving her a little transport fare after visiting me. her response was- "is it the money your mum gave u at home u want to spend on me?"

u see, a sweet lady will feel irritated and uncomfortable to add to your wants when she knows u are only struggling.

tell her u appreciate her concern. but again make it known to her that there is love in sharing and it will bring good joy to have her eat alongside with u.

never give this type of ladies money or gift when u are only a student/struggling, like I said, it is embarrassing.

they only thing they need is your time and affection.
RomanceRe: A Regrettable Mistake But Can It Be Fixed? by keenn: 12:06pm On Jul 12, 2017
I do not pride myself as a master of relationships neither am I seriously engaged or something close, there are these basic things inherent to most humans(male/female) I want us to reflect on.

that u severed your head for someone is not a justification for commitment/faithfulness(not that he/she is bounded by law to)

that a lady/man seek romance outside her relationship doesn't make her loose. sometimes I get buzzed about that word 'loose'...what does is it really mean?

you started dating this lady at about age 20, an age she is just about realising what feminity really is...she perhaps has known one man, one romance, one lips, one pennnis, one style of affection and lovemaking as a lady all her life.

you parade yourself to be a sex ninja, my brother, after eating eating fried rice and chicken for a while, sometimes garri and groundnut with cold water and sugar can also be as appealing and even a crave.

she perhaps met someone with a different twist, that doesnt negate how amazing and selfless u are my guy and this doesn't mean she aint appreciative of what u have done.
RomanceRe: Have U Ever Blocked Some1 On Social Media If Yes Why Did U Block D Person. by keenn: 11:33am On Jul 12, 2017
sexybbstar:
I've blocked up to 30 people on Facebook. I hate it when I accept a stranger friend request and the next thing is "can I have your number?" some Indians are so dumb that they send their joystick without even saying hello.

On whatsapp too... I block you if you can't explain how you got my number.
u sounded like a friend, am tempted to think that u are her anyways.

was with her sometimes ago when she made emphasis about these same Indian guys sending nudes and requesting same.
FamilyRe: My Sexual Problem With My Wife by keenn: 1:16pm On Jul 09, 2017
it has nothing to do with u loving or not loving your wife, neither does it relate to watching porn or masturbation, please disregard any post that state otherwise.

u mentioned u had difficulty having erectiob with your wife nudity. u didn't state if she her self is making effort to make u have an hard on.

u would be surprise what a Mouth Gig/ handjob well giving could do.

why not change the environment where the sex could happen- go vacation or visit a hotel.





and yes, why not u guys give yourself
RomanceRe: I Am Tired Of Searching. Guys How Many Do This, And Girls Is This All You Care?. by keenn: 10:42pm On Jul 03, 2017
Benita27:
I remember saying "With or without regrets". That's the more reason why before should think before engaging in sexual activities. Taking aside, youthful exuberance.
thinking could be related to possibilities of early/unplanned pregnancy, veneral diseases....

aside that, it is all worth it.
RomanceRe: Have You Ever Regretted Saying No To A Person? Why? by keenn: 6:22pm On Jul 03, 2017
piroux:
Hi, i'v been in a state for the past couple of months and i am wondering if others have ever been through it.

I was a 20 year old in my final year and there was this wonderful guy who was crazy about me. He was nice, sweet, caring, selfless and Godly but.... at the time, i thought i was too young and wasnt ready for a serious relationship and he was.
He was a few years older, also in his final year and was very serious about me. I didnt want to be married too young to my first boyfriend so i lied to him about having another boyfriend sad which i didnt have. He was hurt but he let things be, i later confessed to him when we graduated but he didnt trust me anymore and i let things be. Years have passed and i have met cuter, richer, more intelligent guys but no one has cared about me as selflessly as he did. Now, i find myself thinking what if?
Who knows, i might not be happier or as fulfilled but a part of me wishes i had given him a chance, you know? So share your own stories....
remember piroux, u don't have d futures of a god. u can't foresee or foreknow. u only acted human.

your reasons where understandable and logical but again it was a wrong one in antecedent.

take care

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