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Maybe the man wanted to use punitive motivation to ginger the baby to walk.... Not holding brief for him though.


Anyways, this is not a good sight to behold

Hush, child!

What's your headache if two adults deem it fit to phock each other?

This stems from this warped African mentality that marriage is an achievement that completes one.

vooks:
What about matter?

Stop trolling me, dude.

vooks:
You are funny.
Does space exist 'independent of our collective cognizance and recognition of it'?
You need to study elementary physics to appreciate what time is.

Space, like time, does not exist independent of our cognizance and recognition of it.

Like Immanuel Kant posited, "space and time do not exist in and of themselves, but ... are the
product of the way we represent things"

transit4:
We've been friends since October, but recently we started dating..

Day b4 Yesterday, in the morning, she called and asked for directions to a street in Uyo, she said she wanted to visit a friend. She's a social type, so I didn't bother asking who she wanted to visit.

Like an hour latter, she called but I missed the call, and when I tried calling back, the phone was off..

Around 6.30 pm, I called and she said she was still at the friend's place.. Her voice was down, but I didn't bother asking y.

Yesterday she used a guy's pics on her bbm d.p, and wrote 'I hate u' on it. I asked her y, though she didn't want to tell me, she latter said the guy had raped her.

After she tried calling me, the guy had snatched the phone from her, and turned it off..

Somehow, ave forgiven her, but am confused.. This is d second time, someone has disflowered my girlfriend.. Though not the same girl..

I can't forgive the guy but I don't know if to continue the relationship

Come on people..... Give a hearty round of applause to the assistant boyfriend of the Century


Congrats, bro

@ topic....

The greatest undoing of girls these day is avaricious greed and this ill-bred sense of entitlement. Even with a 12 foot pole, I wouldn't touch any girl who believes its her right to be financially taken care of by her date.


BTW, who get time to toast these days? If you meet a decent girl, just act her boyfriend with a concerned and friendly approach and sooner than later, you'd get yourself a date

Redoil:
Inasmuch i am against the beating and touture of people who are called witches ishilove, if you have the opportunity to hear what the evil and wicked deeds this children witches commit and are confessing you will shed tears uncontrolably for 365 days. Though a lot of people who have never come in contact with their evil and wicked deeds will just wave any discussion about them with their hand. Children witches are very distructive to the extent that if i am having the opportunity i will pass a law among all the evil coven arround the world to up there ante and only allow people above the age of 20years to join them.
If you know that children witches is not a joke to be taking lightly share my post.

And you've the rights to vote in an election?


E no go better for democracy o!

Weah96:
So true. Going to school, raising children, starting a new job, etc. are all activities that are engaged in by humans to kill time, or "keep ourselves busy" until the Grim Reaper shows up. Time is the real Papa or Uncle here. Life is probably a characteristic/attribute of Time itself. Maybe Time is conscious and has a system of organizing things that is based on the number of lives around.

I don't think time is conscious and organizes things based on available number of lives as you stated, its quite the opposite, I believe.


The consciousness embodied in time stems from human consciousness. I don't think time exists independent of our collective cognizance and recognition of it. For example, if live and humanity ceases to exist, needless to say time measurements like centuries, decades, years, months, weeks, days, minutes et al will grind to a halt.


In other words, time is an artificial creation of man meant for measurement.

No10:
. Age is nothing but a number bro. All the best.

WTF told you that age is a number?

Its clearly a word, bro.

Virginity is a immensely overrated IMO.


Having a piece of skin cover your honeypot does not guarantee your future in anyway.


However, virginity (especially in a good-looking girl who arguably gets lots of attention from guys) MAY be an indicator of discipline and morality

vooks:
Existential nihilism would never leave the comfort of a text book any more than Godzilla would leave your LED screen. Look at your life and tell me whether you are living your nihilism or even trying to

You can choose to live in denial and bury your head in the sand but the SAD REALITY is that human live has no purpose except whatever notions we assign to it to help us sit life's course out.


WHY are you here?



Life is nothing but a string of consciousness sandwiched between the cradle and the grave, within which we "keep ourselves busy" with whatever catches our fancy

85% of Lagosians want GEJ?


Gani pulled this statistics outta his an.us I bet

As an existential nihilist, I believe the human life has no value except those we attach to it to give us a sense of purpose

jaelz:
i have this very lovely and beautiful fiance who is a virgin, we both agreed no sex till marriage even tho things weren't moving on smoothly for us till i got a job in an oil company where i was being well, very well.
To cut the long story short, two nights to our wedding we finally made love and to my greatest discovery she wasn't a virgin i waited till morning before confronting her. this was when she revealed it to me that the oil job that i got that bought me a car, house and a comfy life, that she had to sleep with my boss (condition that she would also remain anonymous) in order for me to employed.
phew i was so speechless and dumbfounded that i just walked out of the room. don't know weather i should love her more or hate her for keeping such secret from me. please help am really confused.

This is super stoooooooryyyyy
A life of strife and sorrrrrrrrowww
Where the fish drown and even die of thirssssssttt





In other news, another Nollywood-inspired troll thread

Dbboy:
This mean GEJ is doing something right , the western nation are always about taking advantage on you and nothing more and if GEJ is agitating them then in on fullness GEJ has my vote. Amanpour should call Barack Obama a failed president for allowing black to be killed indiscriminatly in the USA.

This is a ridiculous reasoning, if it's reasoning at all

Kachisbarbie:
So, I listened to Modenine's Dobale (ft Gentle) and it was nice! I have really been missing...
At a point I fell in love with rap music because of Lil Wayne, before all his lyrics became so obscene - had to stop.

Right now, I think I am reconsidering going back, but not just because of a crush...lols. Please recommend rap songs/artistes that are female friendly. I am tired of Fashola eleniyan....Otedola eleniyan...hahahaha

P.S; If it can be free of poosies, dr*gs and uzis...I would appreciate more

Cc: Krone
Darkrebel
Emaprince

Listen to Proverb.... He's an SA emcee.

You can cop his tracks from www.waptrick.com

Go to search and type in Proverb.


Thank me later

mrrock:
This's real life story, this'd actually a major cause of marriage breakdown this days.

To put in perspective, I myself could not marry former 2 ladies I dated just because they couldn't suckk

Might have happened to you but this particular instance is a troll post.



BTW, You didn't marry two ladies because they couldn't succck you? This has to be the joke of the decade

Final Whistle....


3 Points bagged!!

GOAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Haters gon hate

Phock this linesman!!!!!!!


The ball didn't touch Ivanovic

NL has finally lost it sha.

The number of reeeeetarded troll threads getting to FP these days is incredible



#sighs

chidexxy007:
guy really? hazard, Remy, cuadrado, Willian, ramirez all defence minded players?
this must b d joke of 2015

I don't remember saying all the players on the pitch are defense-minded.


Ramirez and Matic are DMs....Willian is more defensive than offensive, Cuadrado yet to find his footings, leaving only Hazard to create that final pass.

Juliaann:
If Chelsea win this match make I bend into 2

Hope you've got a super glue handy

Tell him to keep wanking till his finger prints start showing on his pe.nis.



Who knows how many unfortunate generations he has flushed down the drain

sammycarz:
Lacking that final ball. Fabregas in the 2nd half is a must. Everything else looking good

Spot on!

This game needs a Fabregas or an Oscar. Too many defense-minded players

Earnestly hope all these missed chances won't come back to haunt us

Azpilicueta should be cautious while roaming forward. You've Aaron Lennon to mark, son

50calibre:
True!! and African women are also taught to be respectful and obedient wives to their husbands but somehow these African women are beginning to imbibe western lifestyles like feminism, divorce etc so why not the sexual attributes?

So I don't think culture matters that much any more, they're just going to take what soothes them and leave the rest.

LOL.


Its a "gradual erosion". Bet they will soon overtake the Westerners in their vices

50calibre:
True!! and African women are also taught to be respectful and obedient wives to their husbands but somehow these African women are beginning to imbibe western lifestyles like feminism, divorce etc so why not the sexual attributes?

So I don't think culture matters that much any more, they're just going to take what soothes them and leave the rest.

LMAO....


We hope they do, anyways.

That Cuadrado shot though....

We will definitely wallop Everton and hopefully, City will draw or lose at Stoke


Come on you Blue Soldiers!!!!!!!!