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EducationRe: Caleb University Lecturer Orders Students To Kneel As Punishment (Photo) by Kelklein(m): 4:47pm On Nov 14, 2024
All these glorified Secondary Schools.. na wao..🤔🤔🤔🤔
PoliticsRe: NNPCL Claims 1.8m Barrels Per Day Crude Oil Production by Kelklein(m):
This news was based on a statement by the NSA..

Watch the Company itself come out to debunk it because they want to remain irrespónsible in the scheme of things..
PoliticsRe: Breaking : Atiku To Join LP To Contest 2027 Presidential Race by Kelklein(m): 11:06am On Nov 14, 2024
DomPerignon:
Literate , where is the lie?

Atiku can not deputise for Obi because Atiku can't be sworn-in as VP.

Obi will either submit to Atiku or leave the party and go try his luck with ZLP.
Don't behave like a man who pretends to be asleep, nobody can wake such a man up.

I have no business or concern with your subject matter tho.. but Where did you see it that someone cannot be sworn-in twice.. what happens in second term?!? 🤔

Don't come to the public and boldly display gross ignorance at your age..

I don't know you..but your shame is shaming me.
PoliticsRe: Breaking : Atiku To Join LP To Contest 2027 Presidential Race by Kelklein(m): 9:35am On Nov 14, 2024
DomPerignon:
Atiku can't run as VP as the constitution barrs anyone from being sworn-in twice as either President/ Governor or VP/Deputy Governor.

Obi will have to accept being Atiku's running mate under LP.
Illiterates everywhere!! 🤔🤔🤔
PoliticsRe: Coalition Alleges “Brazen Manipulation” In Edo Governorship Elections by Kelklein(m):
In Edo,INEC cloned its own Polling Unit forms EC8A, changed the Polling results for the parties to favor its paymasters and issued same as Certified True Copies and signed them..

INEC colluded with State actors to use prefilled Polling Unit forms EC8A in Kogi and replaced them with the actual Polling forms used for voting on election day..

It's brazen corruption never seen before in the history of electoral process in Nigeria. A very dangerous one at that.

Now it's not the parties doing the rigging but the Umpire itself.

It's a shame on them actually.

And the even more shameless Judiciary who is supposed to call them to order.. said the opposition could not proof these glaring anomalies beyond reasonable doubt. This is the country of injustice everyone is contributing its quota to help build.

And the yeye oppositions instead of crying the héll out have been looking on like mumu..

PoliticsRe: Nigerian Politicians, INEC Should Learn From America’s Election - Agba by Kelklein(m):
The recent actions of INEC calls for serious concerns. If an Electoral Umpire would collude with State actors to use prefilled result sheets (in Kogi) and issue cloned certified Polling Unit results containing different figures from what is in IRev(Edo).. who knows what it would do next..

It's like a referee in a wrestling match who holds and ties both hands of an opponent at his back.


It's worrisome.
RomanceRe: My BTC Wallet Made Me Cry Tears Of Joy by Kelklein(m): 8:02pm On Nov 11, 2024
Are you sure it's not the T-pain devaluation that cause your Naira value to rise..
PoliticsRe: IPMAN, Dangote Reach Agreement To Lift PMS, AGO, DPK Directly by Kelklein(m):
Did you observe how the fuel pump price in Nigeria is not coming down even as crude oil price reduces internationally.. that's because the best the establishment can do for you is not to increase the price anymore for a while.. price reduction no dey their dictionary.

I have observed that Once they are happy with what is happening, the queues would vanish. Now you can actually drive up to any fueling station and buy any amount you desire. In Abuja, at 1,130. Exploitative!!

Nothing that goes up here ever comes down.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Govt Directs ₦5.4 Trillion Subsidy Savings Toward Nationwide Development by Kelklein(m): 11:26am On Nov 11, 2024
excerpt: "..emphasizing that these funds are actively allocated for projects designed to elevate the living standards of Nigerians and bolster national infrastructure."

Yes o.. projects like Lagos-Calabar coastal highway..

Na Ogun go kee all of una
Christianity EtcRe: Gas Cylinder: The Miracle That Happened In My Compound Which I Can't Understand. by Kelklein(m):
The gas in that atmosphere was not compressed enough to inflamed. And besides it's coming out of the broken cylinder head in small quantity, which disperse easily in that passageway. The best you can perceive is the smell.

The leaking gas you see catch fire in the kitchen are probably because it's in an enclosed environment with poor ventilation.
PoliticsRe: Sanusi To Judges: Don’t Pass Judgement In Favour Of Friends, Government by Kelklein(m): 9:24am On Nov 11, 2024
You can't blame them, they have been captured. They can only do the wishes of their captor.

Same with INEC, EFCC, Police, etc..

The heads of these agencies just desperately want to impress their Captors.. no sense of Justice or Fairness anymore..
TravelRe: Nigerian Lady Denied US Visa, Nigerians Demand Refund Policy. by Kelklein(m): 9:16am On Nov 11, 2024
They (America) have turned VISA Application to revenue generating process, feeding on the desperation of the people to JAPA..

I doubt if there is anywhere in the world they make the kind of money they make from VISA Application like in Nigeria.

And your government who enjoy throwing you under the bus all the time have done nothing to at least protect the people against the exploitation.
BusinessRe: Edo 2024: INEC, The Judiciary And Sam Amadi's ‘Challenge’ - Jane Uyi Orobosa by Kelklein(m):
E be like una never really understand the implications of what INEC and the Judiciary are doing to our Democracy

After the so-called 'glitch' at the general election. They did worse most recently in Kogi, and Edo. The Umpire itself helping to write fake party results on cloned Polling Unit forms EC8A.

It's like having Centre Referee in a match and they pass to the Referee (INEC) to score a goal and the VAR (Judiciary) sees nothing wrong in a Referee helping one of the teams to just score now. The VAR said the team they scored did not bring enough videos to prove its case.

If you are cheering what INEC is doing now because it favours your candidates. you would need this same INEC tomorrow to be fair when you you actually stand a clear chance and they won't be there for you. It's called Karma

An institution who is supposed to be the custodian of our democracy is the one daily killing it. It's really a shame.

President Buhari must really be somewhat commended for his least interference in the off-cycle elections during his tenure ( onlythe second tenure tho), that saw to the heightened interests among the populace in the 2023 elections. Everything went south from there onward.. so much for the so-called fighters for Democracy

PoliticsRe: Wike, Fubara Supporters Clash Over Alleged Planned Protest In Abuja by Kelklein(m): 7:44am On Nov 10, 2024
Why are they always afraid of protest.. even Buhari that was thought would be draconian allowed protests during his tenure. It used to be one group or the other protesting against one thing or the other. The only ones he stopped tho were the Shitte.

But these ones don't even want to see 2 people gathered somewhere m, they start panicking
PoliticsRe: Oluremi Tinubu Denies Organising Seven-day National Prayer Over Hardship by Kelklein(m):
We saw the denial coming..

NSA too should issue his own denial

Shameless lots
PoliticsRe: Okpebholo Didn’t Invite Me To His Inauguration - Obaseki by Kelklein(m): 8:58pm On Nov 09, 2024
They are not coming to govern, they are coming to rule.. so they don't even care whatever has been happening before now..

Make allocation just show make we flex, that's what governance means to Nigerian politicians
RomanceRe: When I And My Ex Reconnected by Kelklein(m): 2:23pm On Nov 09, 2024
Oga make up your mind..
HealthRe: The Return Of Kwashiorkor by Kelklein(m):
What a time to be alive..

I hope the government of the day is proud.

And like play Kwashiokor returns in our lifetime..

The people are currently going through what is called Hardship Fatigue.. all savings are exhausted, borrowings have been stretched to the maximum, account balances are empty, salaries now pay for debts even before it comes ( that's for the lucky few that still have a job that pays so little).. those without jobs live on handout.. it's really bad. And those responsible for the people's welfare say they are doing reforms. What kind of reform raises cost of living 10 folds and wipes out the purchasing power and the middle class itself..

Let's celebrate this great reform achievement with a dance

PoliticsRe: Wike Appoints Lere Olayinka As SSA On Public Communication And Social Media by Kelklein(m): 11:54am On Nov 09, 2024
Lithiumite:
What stops you from making your own noise to gain relevance so you can be recognised?
So all these noise wey I don dey make since.. una never still hear me.. make una give me food too na 😅😅😅
PoliticsRe: Wike Appoints Lere Olayinka As SSA On Public Communication And Social Media by Kelklein(m):
They have started sealing the mouths of those that would have made noise online in 2027.. Daniel Bwala, Reno, Lere Olayinka, more to follow.

This country na cruise abeg. Na hustle everybody dey.. most of us wey dey make noise online, no be as we take love the country, na food everybody dey find.. at least, the APC gang proved that much
PoliticsRe: Newly Elected LGA Chairman Nabbed For Fraud by Kelklein(m): 7:16pm On Nov 08, 2024
Changed that elected to 'selected'..

Confirmed yahoo boy
Foreign AffairsRe: Moment Equitorial Guinea's Official, Balthazar Ebang Arrived In Court (video) by Kelklein(m): 3:44pm On Nov 08, 2024
Man of the moment.. na him gey Internet now..

Dude literally broke the internet..
BusinessWhat Happens To All The Unclaimed Failed Transactions In Nigerian Banks by Kelklein(op): 3:33pm On Nov 08, 2024
Okay.. I'm just thinking out loudly here..

I have had many instances personally where I tried to recharge my own line through by banks (not Opay and Moniepoint - those ones are very sharp with transactions).. and had failed transactions but I would be too busy to start going to the bank immediately to start claiming 500 or 1000 failed Debit. (Note I did not say 500 or 1k is too small to go and claim).

Then after a while it's forgotten. I know I'm not alone in this. Also sometimes, some transactions are debited and the customer may not be disposed to do the due follow-up to claim the transaction.

The right thing for these banks to do is to automatically reverse all failed transactions to the Source Account. Regardless of whether the Customers come to the Banking Hall Physically or not to request reversal, or whether they do so via the Mobile Apps (majority of these Bank Apps do not have these features. Kudos to the digital Banks such as Opay, Moniepoint for taking care of this)..

With the recent upgrade done by some of the commercial banks, some of the banks had customers that had failed transactions and instead of simply doing a reversal to the source accounts, the banks won't do that but expect the customers to come Physically to the Banking Hall customer service Unit to initiate a reversal. Not all customers would be disposed to do this.

That led me to the question.. what happens to all the failed transactions that are unclaimed at the end of the day. The CBN needs to come to the aid of common Nigerians by making it mandatory for the Banks to reverse all failed transactions to the Source Accounts within 48 hours.. in which failure to do so would lead to necessary penalties.

Those in the know should please educate us on what the Banks eventually do with these customers' monies in failed transactions that are unclaimed.

PoliticsRe: 2025 Hunger Crisis Will Hit 133.1m Nigerians — FAO by Kelklein(m): 3:10pm On Nov 08, 2024
I saw all of these coming... everyone saw it

Because if someone who earns 200k per month is struggling to make ends meet.. what then is the fate of over 150million Nigerians who earn next to nothing..

It's a crisis of unequalled dimension coming..

In fact..already happening..

And the delusional government is still living a lie..

It is well!!!!!!
Foreign AffairsRe: No Be President Be This? by Kelklein(m): 9:36pm On Nov 07, 2024
No human or leadership in recorded recent history has done to its own people what the current leadership has done.

You raised cost of living by over 500% in just over 1 year.. and you called it reform. Damn, people are going through aloottt..

The irrespónsible leadership at all levels haven't helped either. Earlier in the year, the CBN governor was before the National Assembly Committee and he told them inflation would slow to as low as 21% before the end of the year.. but here we are, still way up high and nobody has deemed it fit to re-summon him to come explain himself.

Nobody gets punished for impunity, incompetence and irrespónsibility here..
PoliticsRe: INEC Observer Mission To US General Elections (Photos) by Kelklein(m):
What a waste of taxpayers money. I hope they learnt that when they collate rubbish, they make themselves and the entire country a laughing stock in the comity of nations.

How can an Electoral Body make clones of Polling Unit forms EC8A, forged the party results to favour their paymasters and presented it as Certified True Copy.. Yes it happened in Edo. It's the weirdest thing I have ever seen a public institution do. This has never happened in the history of electoral body.

INEC shame dey shame me abeg 🤔🤔🤔

My anger is at the so-called opposition parties who sees all of these and are not making enough noise. Shey na me go make the noise for them?!!

And also at the judiciary who is supoosed to scold them for these malfeasance, but being told by the oga at the top to look away and they actually do. Where is the so-called Fairness and Justice?!
PoliticsRe: Nigeria’s Debt Service Ratio Drops From 97% To 65% by Kelklein(m): 9:07am On Nov 06, 2024
Same old stories.. I read through the post to see what was the original figure, what are the new figures now.. nothing. Just some random percentages thrown around to make headlines.

Now watch out how all their supporters would run away with this headline figures to the press.. no depth, no fecundity.

When you ask them to give you the figures that make up all of these, they can't. They would want to fight you.
Foreign AffairsRe: Why Are Some Nigerians Taking USA Election Personal by Kelklein(m):
I hope the Nigerian Big men saw how people like Elon Musk took a side and stuck to his ground.. Here they would sit on the fence and wait for whoever wins. Or worse still, sponsor both candidates so that whoever wins, they are inside. We all know a certain big man who does this a lot.

And also how celebrities took a side, here our own celebrities would rather stay quiet so as not to offend anyone.

Shame on all of you..

And I hope that Good-for-nothing INEC is learning a thing or two. The American electoral College didn't need to collate rubbish for two days to favour the ruling party.. It's not about the Individuals but the Country.

And I hope our opposition guys too here can learn a thing or two. That there are no easy path to victory. At some point, you even have to put your life on the line. Trump had two close shaves with death in all of these. But he trudged on for what he believed in.

Lessons for everyone.

Congrats to the winner.
EducationRe: I Will Reside In The University Kitchen, Says New UNIZIK VC" by Kelklein(m): 11:35pm On Nov 05, 2024
Initial gra gra

Oga calm down and get to work.
PoliticsNational Grid Collapse: What Has Happened To All The SIEMENS Power Deals by Kelklein(op):
It's no longer news that the Power grid is down for the 10th time this year alone, and it's now looking like a new reality, amongst many, we have to get used to..

It's almost like we, as a country, just live for the moment. Nobody asks questions, nobody calls anyone to account, about what has happened even in the immediate past..🤔

I remember how Ajuri Ngelale and co, when he worked with Buhari as Special Assistant, used to regaled us with stories of how the Siemens Deal was the next best thing after jollof Rice for the Power sector in Nigeria.

We even at a point lost a Chief of Staff during CoVid who was said to be on a trip to Germany to seal that Siemens Deal where he caught the virus..

Now my question is, what has happened to the Siemens Deal, why is nobody talking about it any longer?! We even heard some of their mega generators and transformers arrived the country sometime years back, what has happened to them now.. 🤔🤔🤔
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BusinessRe: Naira Appreciates To N1,725/$ In Parallel Market by Kelklein(m):
I saw this same exact figure 1725 sometimes last week. Then it was a depreciation to 1725. But today it's an appreciation. na wa.

Dollar in Nigeria has different rate

There is the Bank rate, CBN official rate (audio rate - yes you only hear it, you dont see it), media rate, NAFEM rate, NAFEX rate and Aboki rate. That last one is the real rate, on the field which everybody applies. It's always the lead rate, unregulated and anyhowish like that
PoliticsRe: Hardship: Tinubu’s Wife, Ribadu To Lead National Prayers by Kelklein(m): 9:22am On Nov 04, 2024
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