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PoliticsRe: My Story Shows Anyone Can Achieve His Aspirations In Nigeria - Ex-CJN Ariwoola by Kelklein(m):
That your story was possible because during your early years, a son of an average school teacher can aspire to be anything in Nigeria..

But you all ruling elite that Nigeria fed and groomed collectively have created a system where you need a very high connection to be a Judge or an auditor or anything anywhere in Nigeria..

Merit has been thrown into the Gutter.. you just need to be a son or daughter of a somebody or a wife or a cousin or a nephew or niece.. Nepotism is the name of the game now. Class Protectionism on a scale never before seen.

Shame on you all..
AutosRe: 2010 Toyota Camry Sport by Kelklein(m): 10:56am On Aug 25, 2024
Wow.. e sharp truly sha👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
RomanceRe: How To Deal With A Snobbish Girl by Kelklein(m): 9:53am On Aug 25, 2024
Same girl snobbing you is on another guy's dm asking why he's not replying her quickly.. that's how life is sha.

Make yourself indispensable.. build yourself... you would attract!!

Na dem go dey rush you!
CelebritiesRe: Queeneth Agbor Caught A Ride-Hailing Driver Masturbating On Duty by Kelklein(m):
Why would a driver put his job on the line to masturbate even while there is a minor in the car.. did you report the driver's behaviour to the hailing company after the trip..

You were too traumatised to carry your phone and record a simple evidence..?!🤔

From your story, that is if it is true because some of y'all chase too many clout on here just for attention, then the driver must be a psychiatric case..
PoliticsRe: Salaries Of Doctors & Lawmakers In Nigeria Vs In US, UK, SA & Kenya (Video) by Kelklein(m): 11:32am On Aug 24, 2024
In a country where politics is more profitable than business and professional practice.. the result is all we all face today..

When we are ready, we would do the needful
TravelRe: 40 Bolt Drivers Booked By Nigerians Arrived At The Same Spot Looking Confused by Kelklein(m): 3:04pm On Aug 23, 2024
I don't support this war sha..

But I like the fact that we taught them some valuable lessons. Next time dem go know senior..🥸
PoliticsRe: Very Disappointing, Worst CJN Ever – HURIWA Slams Retiring Justice Ariwoola by Kelklein(m):
excerpt: "..it is nearly impossible to become a Federal High Court judge without connections to powerful individuals.."

This is the Nigerian situation right now..

I saw recent statistics where it stated that only about 2% of Nigerians earn N200k and above.. about 20% earn nothing..

So the implications is that to get a job that pays you N50k and above in Nigeria. You need more than your skills, you need connections.

🤔🤔
PoliticsRe: Gunmen In Military Uniform Kill 3 Persons & 100 Cows In Kaduna by Kelklein(m): 10:23am On Aug 23, 2024
Are we sure fhe president really gets these security reports on a daily basis or he reads them in the news like the rest of us..🤔🤔
PoliticsRe: Gunmen In Military Uniform Kill 3 Persons & 100 Cows In Kaduna by Kelklein(m): 10:21am On Aug 23, 2024
FoodRe: Who Else Has This Queer Habit? by Kelklein(m): 10:42pm On Aug 22, 2024
dumahi:
Looks like your knowledge of the word is limited.
See also the meaning of 'gay' below.. then imagine when you use that in a sentence to give the circled meaning. People would take it in another context. It is better to simply use another less strong word.

PoliticsRe: EFCC Declares Yahaya Bello A Fugitive, Orders Arrest On Sight by Kelklein(m): 10:09pm On Aug 22, 2024
Put a bounty of 20million on his head.. he would be found tomorrow.

That is if you people are really serious.

You are welcome 🙄
BusinessRe: Oando PLC Acquires Nigerian Agip Oil Company For $783 Million by Kelklein(m): 9:48pm On Aug 22, 2024
What oando is pulling should be among the list of wonders of the world..

From austerity and struggling to acquisitions upon acquisitions all in less than 2 years..🤔🤔

They even bought over the NNPC retail that acquired them in 2022.. NNPC retail had up to 550 stations across the country as at the time it acquired all the less than 100 Oando Stations across the country.. Today due to some government-influenced manoeuvre, Oando has taken over all those 550 stations from NNPC.. if that is not 'american wonder' as said in local parlance, I wonder what else is..

It used to be a thing of joke that one day, one politician would sell Nigeria and put the money in his pocket and walk away.. it's happening before our very eyes..
PoliticsRe: El-rufai Leads Kashim Imam To Seek Atiku's Daughter Hafsat's Hand In Marriage by Kelklein(m): 5:08pm On Aug 22, 2024
Game of Thrones (Nigerian version)

If you haven't watched Game of Thrones. Don't bother. Just follow the happenstance in Nigeria.

El-Rufai is Lord Baelish with his sneaky ass..
PoliticsRe: From Fuel Costs To Passport Fees, Nigerians Struggle Under Price Hikes by Kelklein(m):
May all the 7 price hikes favour me and my family.

And first year is usually the best year for any administration meaning that this is just the shege, the banza is still at the front.

You all brace up for impact.

We all forget too soon. So these people only take advantage of our amnesia. During his campaigns, that was when fuel was being increased gradually almost on a monthly basis from N165 upto 195. I remember him telling everyone 'ẹ fi ọkan yin baalẹ. a o mu wa lẹ' (meaning: you all should calm down, we will bring it down). Rather they raised everything they met by six folds just so they can have more to steal.. did they play the people?!🤔

If you re still under any illusion that things would get better, this is the time to wake up. You can't give what you don't have.

🚶🏾‍♂️🚶🏾‍♂️🚶🏾‍♂️
HealthRe: Lady With 2 Organs Shocks Nigerians As She Reveals How She Urinates With Them by Kelklein(m): 3:33pm On Aug 22, 2024
Munamu:
She fathered two kids already by two different women.
A woman who has enough Testosterone to be able to make enough sperms in her 'testes' to father a child won't have these kind of voice, and feminine look. That you have a penis doesn't translate to producing fertile sperm. There has to be hormonal interplay in the body, to be able to function as a biological male. She's lying to you all.
EducationRe: Yemi Cardoso In Trouble Again by Kelklein(m): 3:26pm On Aug 22, 2024
They still don't know the difference between running a government enterprise and a public enterprise.

It's called public service for a reason.. Private practice is not called private service.

People who can't take their hands off the government money have no business being in Public service.. the laws in Nigeria are too permissive.
HealthRe: Lady With 2 Organs Shocks Nigerians As She Reveals How She Urinates With Them by Kelklein(m): 3:25pm On Aug 22, 2024
Eecho:
You just have to do more research, she lives in Asaba and has fathered a baby with a female dwarf. She is well known in Asaba , she is not lying. Search Lucky Udu, watch her exclusive interview.
The exclusive interview was part of the publicity stunt.. People do anything for content these days
HealthRe: Lady With 2 Organs Shocks Nigerians As She Reveals How She Urinates With Them by Kelklein(m): 3:14pm On Aug 22, 2024
3kay945:
Are you joking or just naive?

There are human that have both sex organs.
But not this one..
HealthRe: Lady With 2 Organs Shocks Nigerians As She Reveals How She Urinates With Them by Kelklein(m):
Creating tiktok content with lies..

She even bought microphone and ring light.

That thing she's showing is not a real organ..

A woman who has enough Testosterone to be able to make enough sperms in her 'testes' to father a child won't have these kind of voice, and feminine look. That you have a penis doesn't translate to producing fertile sperm. There has to be hormonal interplay in the body, to be able to function as a biological male. She's lying to you all.

She confirmed the lie with the video above.. those women who are hermaphrodites have the urethral opening channeled only through the male organ because of the 'external' nature of this organ. (You can't have 2 urethral openings). Urethral opening is that opening the urine passes through to the outside.
PoliticsRe: How Tinubu Got Money To Acquire Used Jet From Arabs — Aide by Kelklein(m): 11:44am On Aug 22, 2024
When they want to do all the wrong things, that's when you would be hearing terminologies that had been hidden in the books.. Service Wide Vote.. Ways and Means

Never to be used for good..🤔

You plunged the ordinary people into this level of hardship pro max since you came, then got a private yacht and jet to commemorate with them.

The things this administration dare, even Buhari wey be former military person didn't dare a tenth of it.. it's scary!!
PoliticsRe: Fresh Report Reveals Council Of State Did Not Pass Vote Of Confidence On Tinubu by Kelklein(m): 11:24am On Aug 22, 2024
It was a vote of confidence passed on self..

Shopping for endorsement when you can simply work to earn it..

The best vote of confidence is the one the people pass on you..
Christianity EtcRe: Miracle In Indian Church That Got People Talking by Kelklein(m): 9:43am On Aug 22, 2024
India go always overdo their own..

😀😀😀
PoliticsRe: NNPC Retail Surrenders Control To OVH by Kelklein(m): 8:55pm On Aug 21, 2024
Nobody is surprised again.. this is Nigeria 🤔🤔

We would only be surprised if it doesn't happen.
PoliticsRe: Wike: No Plans To Join APC, I Will Fight In PDP Till The End by Kelklein(m): 8:45pm On Aug 21, 2024
millionboi2:
Na ppl like you dey decive wike,ngwo ngwo ngwo song comes to mind.
na truth i talk na..

sometimes things can work in your favour even not by your making.. Wike's Chi is working in his favour..
PoliticsRe: Wike: No Plans To Join APC, I Will Fight In PDP Till The End by Kelklein(m):
Why would a Wike want to leave the PDP.. somebody that controls the Party from the other side.. and still has a stake in the ruling party.. man currently enjoys doubles powers right now.. if you ask me, Wike is the most powerful man in the country right now even more than the president politically..

A Wike can single-handedly decide what happens in 2027 from the look of things..🤔🤔

PDP's irrespónsibility as a party made it so..
FoodRe: Who Else Has This Queer Habit? by Kelklein(m):
Una go just dey use words anyhow.. you know wetin 'queer' mean so?!🤔.. I think the word you wanted to use was 'weird' not queer.
PoliticsRe: Lady With 2 Organs Shocks Nigerians As She Reveals She Can 'SLEEP' With Herself by Kelklein(m): 1:31am On Aug 21, 2024
So na this rubbish lie you sef wan dey use create content..🤔🤔
PoliticsRe: Cardoso, Deputies Under Scrutiny Over Alleged ‘generous’ Approvals by Kelklein(m):
The kind of rape the elites rape this country on a daily basis ehhh... one just wonders the kind of miracle still keeping it standing 🤔🤔🤔

It just seems as if nobody gives a sh#t about the country... just come, do your own violation, take as much as you can and go..

then another comes and repeats!
PoliticsRe: Appeal Court Orders Ex-kogi Governor Yahaya Bello To Appear For Trial by Kelklein(m): 5:48pm On Aug 20, 2024
The judiciary should for once stand its ground and refuse to be bought by moneybags that have stolen our commonwealth.

Until Nigeria makes example of corrupt public officials by either life sentence or firing squad, the stealing spree and misappropriation won't stop anytime soon.

The Judiciary has a duty to safe this country from their hand.
PoliticsRe: Sayyu Dantata Imports Fuel From Malta by Kelklein(m): 3:31pm On Aug 20, 2024
Anything to swing the narrative.. power and money eh🤔🤔

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