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Romance › Re: Nigeria Is Gone by Kelklein(m): 9:51am On Mar 06, 2024
That thing in Abuja is even more than that amount..

Somebody would collect his salary one day very soon and use it to buy one tin of Milo 🤔
Events › Re: Video Of Crossdressers At A Birthday Party In Calabar by Kelklein(m): 9:31am On Mar 06, 2024
Just blow this trumpet already..
Politics › Re: Kebbi Governor, Nasir Idris Gives Out Multimillion Naira Cars To Lawmakers by Kelklein(m): 9:17am On Mar 06, 2024
None of these cars are Made in Nigeria.. yet when it is time to defend the naira,, they make the masses pay with their bloód..🤔

We can't be doing this to ourselves..

It's almost like the Nigerian póor masses exist to serve these guys

It's only the poor masses that tighten belts in this country.. this is insénsitivity taken too far
Crime › Re: EFCC Arrests 21 Trucks For Smuggling Foodstuffs To Neighbouring Countries by Kelklein(m): 10:14pm On Mar 05, 2024
and there were customs stationed on that border route fa
Autos › Re: Neatly Used 2012 Honda Accord Full Option by Kelklein(m): 10:05pm On Feb 05, 2024
Is it v6
Politics › Re: Insecurity: IGP Egbetokun Sets Up Special Intervention Squad In Abuja by Kelklein(m):
[color=magenta]Another Squad created which would be headed by someone who would lobby hard to head the 'Squad'.. because money would follow the new squad..

The problem of security in Nigeria won't be tackled from any squad formed at the Louis Edet House in Abuja or anywhere... it would involve taking security to the grassroot.. Get the Locals into the security fold.. Security funds should be domiciled at the Local Government(outside the Joint Account don't let the governors smell it) ... with active participation of Traditional Rulers.. Enforce the Local Hunters and Vigilante.. nobody would enter or pass through any community or forest with a strong Hunter and Vigilante Groups..
This is the time to strengthen the Forest Guards (give them good guns).

But no... the delusional people in leadership are forming Squad before the next episode of another big kidnapping.. the Kaduna Train incidence is still fresh in mind and not a single person has been held culpable for that sad incidence that happened in this nation..

The People don't deserve this..

You dont need any new Squad that would require additional budgetary allocations.. if you withdraw a third of your Mopol following big men up and down in Nigeria, you would have enough manpower to confront the security challenges in the FCT.. but this is Nigeria.. where everybody is just after what they can grab from the Oil money and our Country go down the abyss every single day..[/color]
Politics › Re: Viral Video Of Femi Fani-kayode And His Wife, Precious Chikwendu (pics/video) by Kelklein(m): 11:48am On Jan 12, 2024
[color=magenta]Lesson: No go dey put mouth for husband and wife matter.. because when you comot, the two go use you gossip..[/color]
Politics › Re: Gov. Nwifuru Buys SUVs For All Doctors In Ebonyi General Hospitals (Photos) by Kelklein(m): 11:05am On Jan 12, 2024
A very commendable gesture by the governor..
Crime › Re: Police Nab Notorious ‘One Chance Couple’ In Abuja (Photo) by Kelklein(m): 9:27pm On Jan 11, 2024
[color=cyan] a very common occurrence in Abuja and metropolis.. police should deal decisively with them to serve as deterrent to others[/color]..
Crime › Re: EFCC Re-arrests Mompha by Kelklein(m): 7:43pm On May 15, 2023
[color=magenta]Mompha sha wants to break the Guiness Record for the number of times arrested by the EFCC..[/color]
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: NDLEA Recruitment 2023 Official Thread by Kelklein(m): 7:39pm On May 11, 2023
acumen90:
Mine keeps loading each time I try to change it to desktop mode on my phone.
Can I write it without changing it to the desktop mode? Somebody should help me, please.
[color=magenta]you don't have to change to Desktop mode to take the test.. you are only advised to change your Phone Orientation in drop-down setting to AUTOROTATE.. then turn your phone to Landscape form so you can see all the question.. [/color]
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: NDLEA Recruitment 2023 Official Thread by Kelklein(m): 10:35pm On May 09, 2023
Harkinholar18:
it shows successfully submitted but later load an error msg, i tired login but it shows start exam instead of exam taken what should i do?
[color=magenta]I think you should exit the site completely. Login again afresh.. if you still get Start Exam. Click on it and take the test again.
It means previous one was not really submitted successfully. Just a suggestion. [/color]
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: NDLEA Recruitment 2023 Official Thread by Kelklein(m): 10:25pm On May 09, 2023
pqute:
pls if it showed "Your test may be nullified when next you open another tab. Be warned" ,does that mean I've submitted successfully because I didn't see anything like you've submitted successfully...someone should please help me out
[color=magenta]The system detects when you try to open another tab.. it's assumed you are trying to google-search the Answers. You get this warning message. If at all you need to google-search, which is a form of cheating, use another device with another network different from the one you re using for the test. E.g if you re using the same WIFI network, even if you try to google-search from another device using that WIFI, the system would send you this warning on your test screen. I think It's a kind of programme.

The 'successfully submitted' pop-up shows clearly at the end of the test after you click on 'FINISH & SUBMIT' under the last question.[/color]
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: NDLEA Recruitment 2023 Official Thread by Kelklein(m): 10:04pm On May 09, 2023
[color=magenta]looks like some that wrote yesterday especially towards the night were a bit lucky with network.. network today has been terrible throughout..

My advice: since you have up till 6am in the morning to write the test, make arrangements to wake up (or better still stay up) from 1-4am in the morning to write the test. I'm sure there would be less traffic then. Ensure you have adequate power and data in your device.. (have alternative data in another network if possible should one network fails). The test is only for 15 minutes[/color]
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: NDLEA Recruitment 2023 Official Thread by Kelklein(m): 9:55pm On May 09, 2023
Aremson14:
Im afraid to click start exam let it not be that when person start na em their network go off... If you click start exam are all the questions downloaded or upon clicking next is when anoda request would be sent for another question?
[color=magenta]all the questions are loaded at the same time, you can see the entire numbers 1-20 under the question.. you can even pick any question number you wish to answer first. But the time would start counting down on the top left side of the screen.[/color]
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: NDLEA Recruitment 2023 Official Thread by Kelklein(m):
[color=magenta]would there be penalty for taking the two tests.. General and Law

Even though the Instruction clearly states the ones to takeangry angry
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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: NDLEA Recruitment 2023 Official Thread by Kelklein(m): 11:05pm On May 08, 2023
babaaelino92:
Law applicants are to take only the Law Assessment.
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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: NDLEA Recruitment 2023 Official Thread by Kelklein(m): 11:38am On May 04, 2023
[color=teal]I told you all to be patient.. email is finally dropping. [/color]

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: NDLEA Recruitment 2023 Official Thread by Kelklein(m):
[color=teal]Patience..guys... they said '..from May 3rd' and not '..on May 3rd'. The emails would definitely come..[/color]
Car Talk › Clean Used First Body Nissan Maxima 2007 by Kelklein(op): 10:27pm On May 15, 2022
Clean used Nissan Maxima Maxima 2007 - not a single dent.

3.5L SE V6 Engine - unopened

Buy and Drive

Colour: Black

Leather Seat Superclean Interior

Seat Warmer

BOSÉ Speakers

18inch Rims with new tyres

Location: New Karu (a stonethrow from Nyanya FCT)

Price: 1.35m

Contact: 08184546373

Education › Re: Buhari Orders NITDA To Subject IPPIS, UTAS, U3PS To Integrity Test by Kelklein(m): 10:24pm On May 15, 2022
.[color=teal]What is happening there is a matter of Ego.. someone sitting on a high chair there decides to punish ASUU because they question the legitimacy of his professorship and here we all are at square zero.. Ego..

May we not be cursed with egoistic leaders.[/color]
Autos › Cleanly Used First-body Nissan Maxima 2007 by Kelklein(op): 10:08pm On May 15, 2022
Clean used Nissan Maxima Maxima 2007 - not a single dent.

3.5L SE V6 Engine - unopened

Buy and Drive

Colour: Black

Leather Seat Superclean Interior

Seat Warmer

BOSÉ Speakers

18inch Rim with new tyres.

Location: New Karu (a stonethrow from Nyanya FCT)

Price: 1.35m

Contact: 08184546373

Politics › Re: [BREAKING] Nigeria @60: Buhari Makes U-turn, To Make National Broadcast by Kelklein(m): 9:19pm On Sep 30, 2020
Broadcast that they are already recording right now.. then play for us in the morning.

Someone said The hardest work Buhari does as a president is to practice his speech. shikena.
TV/Movies › Dstv Now No longer Working On My Samsung S9 by Kelklein(op): 11:46pm On Jul 22, 2020
ok..this is what I get when I launch the app.

who else is experiencing this and what's the solution.

See below:

Autos › Re: SOLD... Clean Title Accident Free Tin-can Cleared 2009 Toyota Camry LE Red Color by Kelklein(m): 10:15pm On Jun 14, 2020
A picture is better than a thousand words..Chinese proverb
Autos › Re: 2007 Mazda Cx7 Nigeria Used For Sale by Kelklein(m): 7:22pm On Jun 13, 2020
Location?!
Autos › Re: . by Kelklein(m): 7:14pm On Jun 13, 2020
Which one be uses fuel.. wetin e wan use before?!

And why are you posting different pictures above?! One has black roof, the other has red..which one you really wan sell?!
Phones › Re: My Gionee M6 Is Slow In Charging by Kelklein(m): 12:08pm On May 24, 2020
Change the cable..
Politics › Re: Obasa: Sahara Reporters Lied, I Don’t Have 64 Accounts Linked To BVN by Kelklein(m):
Sahara Reporters be doing EFCC's work for them.. and someone would say this country is not a joke.. na jungle we dey joor..
Phones › Re: Which Network Provider In Nigeria Has The Fastest Internet Connection? by Kelklein(m): 12:32pm On Apr 24, 2020
They are all birds of a feather but only poorly better than one another.

Fastest tho is Airtel (also the most consistent but the way they zap your data is criminal undecided)
Then 9mobile
Then MTN (fast but not consistent)
Then glo (not fast, not consistent)

This rating is from personal experience, don't quote me, drop your own.
Politics › Re: Certificate Forgery: Senate Says They Can't Sack Biobarakuma Degi-Eremienyo by Kelklein(m): 11:18am On Feb 23, 2020
Monkeys might have succeeded in taking over the car but they have failed to drive it..

If you understand the picture below..say Aye

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