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Nairaland General › Re: FRSC Men Involved In Auto Crash In Ibadan. by Kelklein(m): 3:11pm On Apr 12, 2019
This is sad..

They must have been chasing the jalopy bus with their painted jalopy truck..
Politics › Re: Abinye Blessing Pepple Builds Fire Station In his Bonny Constituency (Photos) by Kelklein(m): 9:55am On Apr 12, 2019
Accolades


A well thought-out project.
Crime › Re: Retired Policeman Assassinated! Pregnant Daughter-In-Law Go Into Coma (Graphic) by Kelklein(m): 5:41pm On Apr 09, 2019
No day passes now without like 10 horrible death-related topics hitting FP.. It's well. embarassed embarassed

RIP to the dead!
Business › Re: Market Reopens Bearish As Index Plunges Further By 1.53% by Kelklein(m): 8:34am On Apr 09, 2019
If you don't understand anything written up there, pls just whistle let me release a chair for you.. Let's know ourselves.. grin

Politics › Re: What Sowore Said About Zamfara Killings During The Presidential Campaign (Video) by Kelklein(m): 3:57pm On Apr 08, 2019
"..If you make this country work, you can live anywhere in Nigeria" - Sowore

I need to make a shirt out of this..
Forum Games › Re: How Old Is She, Her Mum, And Her Dad? by Kelklein(m): 7:58pm On Apr 07, 2019
From the question

Say daughter's age = x
mom's age = 2x and dad's own = 2x+5

Sum the ages
x + 2x + (2x + 5 ) = 100
x + 2x + 2x +5 = 100
5x + 5 =100
5x = 100 - 5 = 95
5x = 95
x = 95/5 =19
daughter's age(x) = 19
mom's age = 2 x 19 = 38
dad's age = mom's age + 5 = 38 + 5 = 43
Nairaland General › Re: Ojo Inna Is Dead! Enesi Ojo Murderer Killed By Electricity Truck (Disturbing Pix by Kelklein(m): 11:20pm On Apr 06, 2019
OK.. Why is the Hilux screen shattered..?!

Was there a retaliatiory attack on the AEDC staff?!

Are they OK?!

Why are you still posting the graphic picture of the person that was supposedly murdered by the deceased months ago?!

The way this your story is scattered sef get as e be?! what for crying out loud is an electricity truck?!

@op come and complete your reporting o!
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Washes His Feet/Face On The Head Of His Church Members by Kelklein(m): 7:33pm On Apr 06, 2019
This is what religion has done to us all..

Unfortunately, most of the people that come online to criticize this will be on queue to kiss their pastors' feet tomorrow.. It's called Brainwash.. Anyone can fall victim.
Celebrities › Re: John Okafor: Mr Ibu Has Stroke by Kelklein(m): 8:55pm On Apr 04, 2019
I pray this is one of those bloggers gbegborun (Amebo) again..

If not.. wishing him quick recovery..

But seriously, a man of his repute shouldn't be left to the Herbalist now..
Romance › Re: Curvy Teacher Leaves Tongues Wagging After Her Pictures Wearing Tight Clothes by Kelklein(m): 11:00pm On Apr 02, 2019
pansophist:
How una sef take de enjoy this disproportionate curves? Its too big compare to her body size na? Men sha cry
Lol.. Are u gay dude?! grin grin
babe's got curve.. give it to her.

My only problem tho is..nobody's looking at the girl's face.. the girl wowo sha..but her nyash don cover for am
Crime › Re: Robber Kills Okada Man In Bida, Steals His Motorcycle (Graphic Photos) by Kelklein(m): 2:25pm On Apr 02, 2019
Politics › Re: We Are Not In Any Coalition With AAC In Rivers State - Oshiomhole by Kelklein(m): 5:59pm On Mar 31, 2019
In the spirit of fairness, Amaechi deserves to be suspended too like Okorocha and Amosun. They all committed the same crimes(anti-party).

Even Okorocha and Amosun did not use soldiers to cause mayhem in their states.
Family › Re: MOTHERS’ DAY - A Poem Dedicated To All Mothers by Kelklein(m): 5:20pm On Mar 31, 2019
MY MOTHER

Who sat and watched my infant head
When sleeping on my cradle bed,
And tears of sweet affection shed?
My Mother.

When pain and sickness made me cry,
Who gazed upon my heavy eye,
And wept for fear that I should die?
My Mother.

Who taught my infant lips to pray
And love God’s holy book and day,
And walk in wisdom’s pleasant way?
My Mother.

And can I ever cease to be
Affectionate and kind to thee,
Who wast so very kind to me,
My Mother?

Ah, no! the thought I cannot bear,
And if God please my life to spare
I hope I shall reward thy care,
My Mother.

When thou art feeble, old and grey,
My healthy arm shall be thy stay,
And I will soothe thy pains away,
My Mother.

by Ann Taylor

Happy 1st Mother's day of the year to every mother out there! grin
Phones › Re: Mention Top 3 Smartphones You've Used In The Past(throwback) by Kelklein(m): 7:08pm On Mar 28, 2019
grin grin
sevo:
That Nokia E7 was the bomb...until my insecure jealous ex girlfriend broke the phone because one chick was calling me at odd hours.. Men.. I miss that phone
Phones › Re: Mention Top 3 Smartphones You've Used In The Past(throwback) by Kelklein(m): 5:06pm On Mar 28, 2019
Sony CMD J70 (my first phone ever) in 2003.

Nokia e7 in 2011

Samsung S6 in 2015.

Now Samsung S8

Politics › Re: Leaders Of APC And PDP Are The Cause Of Violence In Kano - Bashir Ahmad by Kelklein(m): 8:38pm On Mar 23, 2019
Weh done Mr Bashir..


So this is your own way of agreeing the your party knows nothing but violence..
Politics › Re: Kano Rerun Peaceful Despite Minor Violence — DIG Obizi by Kelklein(m): 8:31pm On Mar 23, 2019
Two things are involved here..

It's either the DIG is high on Osogbo weed or he just wants to be deliberately stupid!
Phones › Re: Brand New Tablet PC. 4gig Ram, 64 Gig ROM @34k by Kelklein(m): 8:44pm On Mar 20, 2019
Catalyst4real:
Kaduna. Nationwide delivery is feasible
I stay in Nasarawa

But I will link you up with someone in Kaduna tomorrow.. He will check them out for me physically first.. so we can talk price and possible transfer payment..
Phones › Re: Brand New Tablet PC. 4gig Ram, 64 Gig ROM @34k by Kelklein(m): 5:46pm On Mar 20, 2019
The Battery is small tho..

Which state are you..?
Travel › Re: Professor Pius Adesanmi Dies In Ethiopia Airlines Plane Crash - John O. Oba by Kelklein(m):
It's amazing how the good die young..

He's been one of those few vocal voices in the social space who have always advocated for a better society.

RIP sir.. The entire Kogites, Nigerians and the world over will miss you dearly.. embarassed embarassed
Politics › Re: Atiku, Religious Factors Responsible For Voters Apathy In Kaduna – PDP Chieftain by Kelklein(m): 10:24am On Mar 10, 2019
Voter apathy wasn't just in Kaduna.. The entire country experienced it, for obvious reasons.
Celebrities › Re: Roman Goddess Shows Off Her Massive Boobs As She Cast Her Vote by Kelklein(m): 10:19am On Mar 10, 2019

Politics › Re: Akpabio Vs Ekpenyong: Nobody Declared Winner In Akwa Ibom North West – REC by Kelklein(m):
INEC should announce the result the same way they hurriedly announced Saraki in Kwara..

Anything short of that will be toying with their credibility

Akpabio can not have his cake and eat it too.


To the good people of Nigeria,, let me tell you the worst that can happen today or tomorrow... Buhari will be declared winner. We'd all endure another hectic four years run by the cabals, as corroborated by Aisha herself. (Two years out of the four years, the president won't talk to any of us).

Nigerians have the 'thickest' skin in the world.. We have seen worse, so these too shall pass.. If we can survive Abacha, I believe even Buhari's 10 years is a child-play.

Hold still.. Help is coming!

We go dey okay las las
Politics › Re: #nigeriadecides2019: Tunji-ojo Trashes Akeredolu's AA To Win Reps Seat In Ondo by Kelklein(m): 3:47pm On Feb 25, 2019
keep calm everyone.

We go dey okay las las

#AtikuIsWinning no matter their tampering..
Politics › Re: Thugs Disrupt Voting In Oshodi/Isolo Lagos (Photos) by Kelklein(m):
i have only one question for the president..
I know he doesn't read, so those around him that read should tell him:

"As a president, Are you proud of all these news of Violence?!!"

President Buhari was a beneficiary of a largely peaceful society where election could hold without any fear of intimidation..,q

Look at how polarized you have turned our society?!
Look at what you have turned the youths into because of joblessness?!
Look at how impoverished you have turned the country?!

Posterity will judge you accordingly.

God Bless GEJ anywhere you are!

Politics › Re: Thugs Destroy Amaechi,s Polling Unit After INEC Excluded APC From Rivers Polls by Kelklein(m): 1:14pm On Feb 23, 2019
Amaechi should be held 100% responsible for this and arrested immediately..

I knew he was up to some mischief when he went there and started asking the electoral officials why APC candidates' names were not on the list.

The international community should take note of this.

Nigerians stood behind Amaechi when it seemed that he was being oppressed by the past administration but now that he has decided to turn himself into an emperor in his domain, posterity will judge him accordingly.
Politics › Re: Police Release Abdulmumin Jibrin On Bail by Kelklein(m): 8:58pm On Feb 22, 2019
did y'all notice the change of pattern of those hypocritical Buhari supporters on the social media lately..

It has changed from..

Buhari is the best thing to happen to Nigeria since introduction of sliced bread..

to

OK..Agreed Buhari could not solve Nigeria's problem in 4years, does that mean we should go back to those that caused the problem..

Did you see the hypocrisy?!

Anyways.. THE DAY OF RECKONING IS HERE.

ATIKUlate joor!!!

Politics › Re: PDP Reacts To Arrest Of Senator Rafiu Ibrahim by Kelklein(m): 12:20pm On Feb 22, 2019
it doesn't matter which side of the divide you are... every one who perpetrates crime or sponsors it must face the full wrath of the law no matter how highly placed..


Whatever you do 2moro.. Don't forget to ATIKUlate..

We are for Justice and Equity.
Politics › Re: Police Arrest Three Persons With Card Readers In Lagos by Kelklein(m): 4:46pm On Feb 21, 2019
Kelklein:
If you are still undecided about the choice to make this Saturday.. Read the below statement from SLS.

Emir of Kano advices Nigerians on how to make the best choice in the upcoming elections:

”It is NOT always easy to have a leader who has both integrity and capacity to govern (two important qualities of a leader). If a leader does not have both Integrity and capacity to govern, choose the one that has the capacity to govern because his capacity to govern will benefit the people while his lack of integrity will be his own harm. If you choose a man who has integrity without capacity to govern, his lack of capacity to govern will harm the people while his integrity will only benefit himself."

-HRH Sanusi Lamido Sanusi II, Emir of Kano
Politics › Re: Police Arrest Three Persons With Card Readers In Lagos by Kelklein(m): 4:42pm On Feb 21, 2019
If you are still undecided about the choice to make Saturday.. Read the below statement from SLS.

Emir of Kano advices Nigerians on how to make the best choice in the upcoming elections:

”It is NOT always easy to have a leader who has both integrity and capacity to govern (two important qualities of a leader). If a leader does not have both Integrity and capacity to govern, choose the one that has the capacity to govern because his capacity to govern will benefit the people while his lack of integrity will be his own harm. If you choose a man who has integrity without capacity to govern, his lack of capacity to govern will harm the people while his integrity will only benefit himself."

-HRH Sanusi Lamido Sanusi II, Emir of Kano

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