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 Autos › Re: Clean Used Toyota Corolla 2006 For Sale by Kelklein(m): 11:40am On Mar 17, 2024 |
Everybody wey buy direct toks Corolla 1.8m in 2019 dey repaint am come resell am 5m in 2014 after 5 years of Nigerian use.... is God not a wonderful God..🤔🤔 5 Likes |
| Business › Re: What Business Can I Start With Eighty Thousand Naira Please! by Kelklein(m): 11:27am On Mar 17, 2024 |
Buy pure water in bags and resell.. use front of your house as a shop for now.. That 80k would buy you 200-250bags at N300-400/bag (if you dont have adequate space for safekeeping, you can buy 100 in 2 batches).. you can make a 20k profit on this within 5-7 days.. that's another 80k in one month. If you stay consistent, in 3 months you can either rent a shop or build a small container shop.. 113 Likes 6 Shares |
| Romance › Re: Have You Ever Dated An Obsessive Lover? (photo) by Kelklein(m): 5:46am On Mar 17, 2024 |
obsession is mostly caused by insecurity and lack of trust.. esp if the other partner is easily approachable (what adjective do you use for someone who makes friends easily esp if they are handsome/beautiful). |
| Business › Re: Wrong Transfer Into My Bank Account. by Kelklein(m): 10:59pm On Mar 16, 2024 |
Go to your bank on Monday and complain.. they would help reverse it.. Well done 👍🏼 What is rightfully yours would locate you this same way.. 57 Likes 8 Shares |
| Romance › Re: ... by Kelklein(m): 10:35pm On Mar 16, 2024 |
It 'appears' she might be seeing someone else.. women naturally crave attention.. if she's really into you, she would get mad if you don't call her in a day.. But like i mentioned she might the getting that attention elsewhere, tho may not necessary be into that person..but from your writeup it looks like anytime you too have chances to talk, it's all lovey-dovey again.. then another switch off.. I suggest you make time to see her more often.. say every week.. 3 months is too long a time to not see your supposed girlfriend while the two of you live in the same city.. I understand working on Island and Mainland dichotomy tho.. Have some serious discussion about how you feel and the need for more connections between you both.. my assumptions above might just be wrong.. she may just be the quiet type who no too like relationship stress..(some are like that) Remember it is you that would draw a woman closer and not the other way round.. The ball is in your court..🥎 1 Like |
| Business › Re: Bank Recapitalisation: 17 Out Of 24 Banks Might Not Meet CBN Capital Requirement by Kelklein(m): 3:14pm On Mar 16, 2024 |
Oka4:all these conventional Nigerian banks should take a tutorial from Opay on how to do straightforward banking.. 1 Like |
| Business › Re: Bank Recapitalisation: 17 Out Of 24 Banks Might Not Meet CBN Capital Requirement by Kelklein(m): 3:02pm On Mar 16, 2024 |
But the Banks made a lot of Bucks with all the Fx they have been getting from CBN but refused to trade or would rather trade at the backdoor via their own BDCs... very prevalent in the last administration..🤔 Also considering all the money they have helped políticians stash, fx capital issues shouldn't be a problem for them at all.. Also by the time Nigeria factor comes into play, meeting the capital requirementswould be a walk in the park for all of them.. same way the electricity DISCos all got their licences renewed while Nigerians were distracted with other things.. 3 Likes 1 Share |
| Business › Re: FG Seeks Fresh Court Order To Extend Detention Of Binance Executives by Kelklein(m): 12:44pm On Mar 16, 2024*. Modified: 1:35pm On Mar 16, 2024 |
I have this feeling that the government is taking this height-of-the-moment steps that they would apologise for, later.. I also see all of these as a distraction and shifting blames for your irrespónsibilities.. There should be a more diplomatic way of handling this.. I recall how the past government was hounding Aboki Fx for causing the daily devaluation of the Naira then.. Naira was just around N380 at that time.. same Naira today is over N1600.. it was all a distraction to shift blame for their irrespónsibility.. Binance offers a currency exchange platform for willing buyers and willing sellers on all currencies or those allowed on their platform. How is Binance responsible for the devaluation of Naira from N189 in 2015 to N1600.. you are going go explain to the court when those guys you are holding sue you for damages when they come out.. The government should take 100% responsibility for the woes of the Naira.. policy somersault, not thinking through before making policy pronouncements, lack of palliatives to cushion adverse effects of policy pronouncements leading to uncontrolled inflation, dearth of productive activities, poor industrialisation, grand corruption, budget padding.. all these negative vices contribute to further kíll the Naira and the economy.. Enough with the distractions.. 15 Likes |
| Politics › Re: Budget Padding: “our Senators Are All In Support Of Senator Ningi”– Labour Party by Kelklein(m): 10:41am On Mar 16, 2024*. Modified: 11:29am On Mar 16, 2024 |
in Nigeria, nobody is really for the masses if you check am.. It's everybody to himself 🤔🤔 Some of these Labour Party lawmakers including the ones in the House of Rep would never have smelt that seat but for the Obidient Movement. One would expect that they would at least be selfless and fearless and call out all the abnormal things happening there at the expense of poor Nigerians.. But they all went in there and joined the Bandwagon.. 4 Likes 1 Share |
| Autos › Re: Registered HONDA ACCORD 2010 Model Available by Kelklein(m): 10:14am On Mar 15, 2024*. Modified: 10:39am On Mar 16, 2024 |
Do you know the meaning of 'registered'.. or you just typed it because you saw other people doing same.. why not just say 'documents available'.. 6 Likes |
| Crime › Re: Solar Generator Fraud. by Kelklein(m): 10:10am On Mar 15, 2024 |
Sorry op.. but you have to be told the truth.. You sef no get plan to send that balance after delivery.. You see now that it takes a thief to scam a thief.. He or she capitalised on your own greed.🤔🤔🤔 Carry your cross. 1 Like |
| Politics › Re: It Is Going To Be A Total Darkness On Earth. by Kelklein(m): 5:47am On Mar 15, 2024 |
I thought they said this solar eclipse happens only once in a lifetime.. I am just 27 and only me don see like 4 or 5 so far 🤔🤔.. is the world truly coming to an end..🤔🤔 |
| Romance › Re: I Can’t Date You If You’re Not Gonna Get Me The Rolls Royce - Lady Shares by Kelklein(m): 10:27pm On Mar 14, 2024 |
she's just making content.. Some of these content are like acting. It's scripted, na una come dey take am too serious.. |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Please I Need Your Suggestions.. by Kelklein(m): 10:22pm On Mar 14, 2024 |
Since you don't want to be doing anything at all.. put the money in opay account.. save it in your Owealth.. it would be yielding small small interest on a daily basis.. you can withdraw your money at any time. |
| Autos › Re: Corolla 2005 Sport Edition Registered by Kelklein(m): 9:59pm On Mar 13, 2024 |
Carparts888:No need to be asking them again.. just know say na 3 point something🤔 |
| Politics › Re: Yemi Adaramodu Denies Claim That Some Senators Got N500m On Projects by Kelklein(m): 10:11pm On Mar 12, 2024 |
The Nigerian Senate is run like a secret cult.. with high ranking members and low ranking backbenchers.. It's public knowledge that those high ranking senators majority of which are principal officers get very juicy 'constituency' projects inserted into the budget running into billions while some low ranking senators would get only 200million to 500 million.. everybody gets eventually tho.. your influence determine how much you get. The Nigerian Legislatureis one of the albatross the nation carries (in terms of fiscal reckless and corruption) but we are not ready for that conversation yet..🤫🤫 8 Likes 1 Share |
| Politics › Re: Shehu Sani Explains Why Senators, Including Opposition Members, Fear Suspension by Kelklein(m): 10:03pm On Mar 12, 2024 |
There is a perfect phrase for this: TYRANNY OF THE MAJORITY!!! when the majority clearly agrees to punish a member who dares to expose their évil ways Someone said Ningi should approach the court.. I say he should carry his cross as he's one of those who contributed in building this rotten system.. and also that would amount to legislative suicide for him.. and the power that be would ensure that the court process is first of all frustrated and the substantive matter won't be heard in the next 6 months whereas the suspension is only for 3months.. 1 Like |
| Autos › Re: Toyota Corolla 015 by Kelklein(m): 5:39pm On Mar 12, 2024 |
Clean ride tho.. |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Is It True....i Just Want To Know by Kelklein(m): 5:35pm On Mar 12, 2024 |
very true.. Owealth which is just like your normal opay savings account gives you interest on a daily.. You are free to spend your money as you like also.. The more money you have in your account, the more your interest.. Opay came to demystify savings in Nigeria.. all those big conventional banks would rather steal your money in the name of various charges..opay is changing the game. |
| Politics › Re: Kogi Election Tribunal Go Deeper In BVAS Machine Demonstration & Examination by Kelklein(m): 5:29pm On Mar 12, 2024 |
The last Presidential Election Tribunal made me understand that all these court processes and witness calling are useless.. The court would seem very serious and attentive during the witness presentation whereas they already have a predetermined outcome in mind.. This can't be called Justice.. The Nigeria Judiciary takes advantage of Nigerians' patience alot.. 'justice' is given to the highest bidder. |
| Politics › Re: Here Is Senator Jarigbe's Speech That Sparks Rowdy Session In Senate (video) by Kelklein(m): 4:43pm On Mar 12, 2024 |
over 200 school children and so many other citizens are in the hands of bandits and see what these bunch of nítwits are discussing.. They have never called an emergency session to extensively discuss insecurity. Banditry and kidnapping of Nigerian.. but when it came to matter of money, hear them.. Shàmeless... irrespónsible nitwits |
| Autos › Re: . by Kelklein(m): 12:26am On Mar 12, 2024 |
the way it is now.. Anything that has 4 tyres no matter the shape or who has used it, is 3 point something mil.. If e clean small, 4 point something If 2006-08, 5 point something If 2008-10, 7 point something If 2010 and above, 10 point something upwards.. (14yr old car o) If Nigerian used, they just call it registered. Mádness everywhere Who do us this thing no try 🤔🤔🤔 3 Likes |
| Business › Re: Naira Continues Decline Against US Dollar In Official And Black Markets by Kelklein(m): 4:10pm On Mar 11, 2024 |
anyone who has ever followed happenings in Nigeria even remotely.. would understand that Naira would always fall against the dollar by default... As long as our politicians continue their mádness across the country.. If you can, keep your savings in Dollar account.. it would gradually slide to 2000.. give it till May or June..🤔🤔 |
| Politics › Re: Emefiele Took Billions From Foreign Reserve Without Buhari’s Approval – Tinubu by Kelklein(m): 3:59pm On Mar 11, 2024 |
every administration would have its own Dansuki (translate that as 'a scapegoat who takes the bullet for the rest of the other members of the administration'). Emefiele is the Dansuki of the previous administration.. |
| Celebrities › Re: I Now Have Female Genitals – Bobrisky by Kelklein(m): 8:50am On Mar 11, 2024 |
Seniorman.. we don hear you!! |
| Autos › Re: Extremely Clean Registered 2012 Toyota Camry XLE White by Kelklein(m): 8:47am On Mar 11, 2024 |
It's Iike another word for 'Nigerian used' now is 'registered'.. what exactly is going on🤔🤔🤔 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: Isn't That A Negative Pregnancy Test? The Pharmacy Guy I Bought This From Said I by Kelklein(m): 8:44am On Mar 11, 2024 |
whether invalid or negative, the most important thing is that you are not pregnant..dassol!! 🚶🏾♂️🚶🏾♂️🚶🏾♂️🚶🏾♂️🚶🏾♂️ |
| Politics › Re: We’re Tackling Food Crisis, Economic Hardship – Governors by Kelklein(m): 11:04pm On Mar 10, 2024*. Modified: 11:20pm On Mar 10, 2024 |
stop stealing Local Government funds in the name of Joint Allocation.. LG allocations are meant to develop the grassroots, develop the local markets, Primary Health care system, construct local street roads, support the Primary Education systems but once it's stolen, all these local basic amenities suffer.. as we can all see across the country.. Government Primary Schools and PHCs are endangered.. There were times in this country when Local Governments had Agric Depts, with tractors and other heavy agric machines. They are all pipe-dreams today. What happened to the times when LGs run Primary Health Systems very effectively where a pregnant woman can be safely delivered at Primary Health Care centres in the LG... when some of us went to public Primary schools with dedicated teachers in the 90's, and we heard they were even better in the 80's.. All the governors have perfected a system where they plant their stooges as LG administrators or in few cases Chairmen, who report and take directives from the Auditor General of Local Government. The chairmen are paid like civil servants, the rest of the LG funds is at the governor's discretion.. Stop stealing LG money !!!! 8 Likes 1 Share |
| Politics › Re: EFCC Ill-Treatment Meted Out To Orji Kalu Unfair — Lamido by Kelklein(m): 10:57pm On Mar 10, 2024 |
If Nigeria was normal country, all the people in and running government today should ordinarily be in Kirikiri.. But corruption has run through the very fibre of our national life... it's almost like the country even needs the corruption to be able to breathe..🤔 3 Likes |
| Celebrities › Re: Herbert Wigwe’s Church, Rccg City Of David Betrayed His Family by Kelklein(m): 10:34pm On Mar 10, 2024 |
It was reported that the pastor's wife threw a Birthday party bash just days after the death of Wigwe.. Common sense and decency demand that they cancelled that Birthday party at least for this year even if they had spent money making preparations.. they went ahead.. That was Insensitivity taken too far.. considering everything Wigwe reportedly did for that church..and his financial commitment to the parish. Whatever might have transpired underneath between the pastor, his wife and the late Wigwe that the public is not aware of, they should have at least shown a good example to their members on empathy and good neighborliness.. The RCCG headquarters should ensure that necessary disciplinary measures are taken against those two.. 2 Likes |
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