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[b]A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About 2 hours." The guy left. A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut? "
The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About 3 hours." The guy left.
A week later the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour only." The guy left. The barber turned to a friend and said, "Hey, Bill, do me a favour. Follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back".
A little while later, Bill returned to the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asked, "So where does that guy go when he leaves?"
Bill looked up, tears in his eyes and said,
"To your wife"[/b]

@ Uchennaq - THUNDER FIRE YOU, What has my Mama done for you? Is my Mama here on nairaland

I dont blame you, cause people like you wake their mama from sleep with leg-kick.

U LACK HOME TRAINING, MANNERLESS HE-GOAT

@ tkb - Thank u

@ Uchennaq - must u type in dat big fonts. Shows how lousy u are.

IGBOS VERSUS YORUBAS

Rubbish! Though work for some few

I wil cut off his kondo

@ most times, people dont get exactly what they wanted in their spouse. E.g Like some men wish to marry a tall and slim babe. Might end up getting married to a short and fat babe but beautiful

Okay - noted

@ Physics - na now u woke up from your slumber

"OMO OGUN ISE YA"

We still get the lead. "Numero uno"

@ - Obiagu - I already termed u mannerless. So I dont hav biz wit u.

"OMO OGUN ISE YA"

Can see this RITUALS thing is really making u to boil from the intestines.

@ Obiagu & Afam - I know Anambras lack manners, so I dont need to answer your silly questions.

I only mentioned, we are not about "Ritual Wealth". Why is it paining u so much, if it was not true.

@ Afam - Question?

@ Jarus - Dont mind them, comparing fly wit buffalo.

May be u should tell me yours first.

[b]ORKIJA SHRINE IS ALSO FAMOUS IN ANAMBR[/b]A

Ha ha ha ha.

Has dat hit u right in the heart. If it is not true, u not suppose to complain bitterly.

Afam what do u wanna do, for me to regret this, guess u know me not

We are not talking about RITUALS Wealth

Who is comparing fly with buffalo.

Who is coscharis, Reltel (All their money put togeda did not reach the third Richest in Nigeria)

@ Jarus - Dont mind these Anambras jare. Ori won ko si nibe

I dont know why Anambra is making too much mouth.

We are talking about Great/Famous People. i.e People who has made major impact/contribution to the country, people their names are known globally, people who will be respected globally, people who takes the lead, people who are dead and their names still lingers on, people who has made Nigeria history, people who has made Nigeria proud, people who have the highest rank in the country (Number one citizen) etc.

In sports, we only have rewards for: Gold(first), Silver(second) & Bronze(third). For example: If Ghana have 1Gold, 25Silvers & 100Bronzes, Tunisia have 3Golds, 5Silvers & 5Bronze, Nigeria have 4Golds, 4Silvers, 10Bronzes. It is the highest number of Gold they count. So Nigeria takes the first position on the list.

People with the highest Gold number are still from Ogun, take it or leave it. Fi le be.

Ogun State: (Number one state of Great People)

Chief Obafemi Awolowo (Best President Nigeria never had)
Olusegun Obasanjo (Nigeria Ex-President twice)
Hubert Ogunde (Star Actor)
Oladipo Diya
Ernest Shonekan
Tai Solarin
Wole Soyinka (Nobel Lauret)
Dimeji Bankole (Speaker - house of rep.)
Kuti Family
Ebenezer Obey (Chief Commander, pop musician)
Olu Jacobs (One of the best actor)
Sir Shina Peters (Juju Musician)
Adewale Ayuba
Dayo Adeneye (D-one - Primetime Entertainment)
D-banj (Hip Hop Musician)
Da-Grin (Hip Hop Musician)
Weird Mc (Hip Hop Musician)
Seun Osewa (Founder Nairalander)
Kemisuga

@ Onyinye - 9ice gift u got. Congrats!

A beautiful suit gown
Perfume & body spray
Toffee sweets
and A free lunch

Rihanna don sign oooh

Hmmmmmmn

This aint joke, oooo

@ 190 - Pls dont be sick