It's time to ditch her before you go to sleep and fail to wake up.

Touching your phone like I don't exist. I definitely would be walking out on you for that.

Guess I ain't wifey material then

Hahaha that's why you're lonely. Keep dreaming

No! Your as.s is full of shiit. Literally

What's up with that guy's head?

Creepy McCrepeson

That dress is a freaking disaster

PweetiQueensy: . Or maybe WRITE!

Do you know what a pun is?

I think your grammar might have scared her away

yeah she definitely needs it

he happened to be a ginger( i love redheads) i couldn't say no. i just couldn't

I was just like you and thanks to those b*****s who made fun of me, my self esteem hit rock bottom. I've learned to understand that everyone is perfect in their own little way ohh and i never forget to throw two giant middle fingers in the faces of those F*****s once in a while.

love the fourth one. was like waaat

to think i used to live in that nasty a.s.s place. no wonder my immune system is solid

to think i wanted a swimming pool all these years and it was right there in front of me the whole time

12 inches!:

Yep, and from now on I'll make it a must to av a "staring at each other the entire time" first date. So if she can't loosen up then she won't be hearing from me. Sometimes I wonder what some girls think about sef or whether they av any intelligence at all. mscheww. Many girls " Look beautiful for the camera and smile" nothing else. I can't even be friends with such a person. To think that was the second time I was meeting her sef. I av had some better first dates with people I was meeting for the first time. And they eventually loosened up. Sorry to me there is NO EXCUSE.

you know it's a date right and not an interrogation and some people are just naturally shy and don't loosen up that easy i mean it is the first time you are meeting someone you don't just get comfortable and it is different for everyone. sitting on your behind all night talking is just not interesting to me and you coulda suggested something that was more fun since you didn't even want to do that at first and well i do blame you to an extent because you met her once so you had a glimpse of what was coming so you don't get to complain. i also think it was rude of her to play with her phone like you were non existent. i woulda smacked it upside her head

with your grammar? you don't deserve her except maybe she's just as bad as you are

12 inches!:
This is not by lefool lefool and this is not abt one of my pallies.. It actually happened to me. I took one girl out on a date so it was at an eatery. (By the way I dnt like eateries and I personally think they're not private enuff or appropriate for first dates and same for cinemas too). So the eatery thing was basically her idea. I could swear to u that the girl was a complete bore. It is one thing for there not to be a connection but this babe was pinging, staring out the window, receiving calls, and even can't make small intellectual or non intellectual conversation. In short she has nothing to say. Got me thinkin I was boring but luking at it I wouldn't ever want to go out with her again. This girl is SO BORING. I jst wasted 2hrs of my life and it's so sad. Only thing I cn give to her is are cute face and sexiness. Everything else na ZERO.

yh i also think going to the movies and crap like that is a total cliche and maybe because you both had to stare at each other the entire time. you know there was nothing to engage you guys. On a first date i like to go disco bowling or something engaging so that at least i can have fun if i turn out to dislike the person. well i guess it's different for everyone though. good luck next time.

who the hell says with "cropped" red hair

oh my goodness. not that im trying to be mean or anything but i can't. Even if he has all the money in the world. i just can't deal with situations like that .

you just met her three months ago and you already proposed are you freaking kidding me and you're wondering why she stopped coming to your place.

omg its so cute

to hell with all these Nollywood scripts i really can't take it anymore. shiiit