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Sports / Re: London-2012: Basketball Coach, Bakare Resigns After Flop by kemmeye: 7:53pm On Aug 10, 2012
nchewi:
YOU


AND You


One word best fits u two: Retards!

Wot do u guys know about d struggle n travails of d Nigerian team? B4 u open ur unpatriotic mouth n spew trash, go n check d journey traveled!!!


Why don't you go eff yourself. How is what I said unpatriotic in any way if you were nothing but a simpleton maybe just maybe you would understand what I wrote until then why don't you take a seat and have a banana besides I am very entitled to my own opinion and if you don't like it you can either shut the Bleep up or choke on your own stupidity
Sports / Re: London-2012: Basketball Coach, Bakare Resigns After Flop by kemmeye: 5:44am On Aug 10, 2012
i think what happened was that awon boyz were star struck they saw Kobe Bryant and all those big NBA players and were more focused on them than the game. The idiot coach did not even try to cheer them up he just sat there like a mugu so yeah him resigning is a good thing he's useless
Celebrities / Re: Forbes Africa Features Linda Ikeji And Chibundu Onuzo by kemmeye: 5:40am On Aug 10, 2012
chibundu aint ugly, she just has weird eyebrows
Fashion / Re: Disaster!!! *pics* by kemmeye: 5:43pm On Aug 09, 2012
nchewi:

Really comfy indeed!! D pics say it all! Maybe d poor gurl didn't read the shoe's manual properly...

She probably leaned a little to the back and lost her balance lol
Crime / Re: I Pray They Are Caught! by kemmeye: 7:07am On Aug 09, 2012
Eww look at his fingers
Food / Re: Fried Ice Cream? by kemmeye: 6:50am On Aug 09, 2012
another way to add more nasty fat to your midsection
Food / Re: Is Eating Hot Dog The Same As . . .dog Meat? by kemmeye: 6:46am On Aug 09, 2012
Are you effing kidding me
Fashion / Re: Disaster!!! *pics* by kemmeye: 6:39am On Aug 09, 2012
I also have shoes like that from Jeffery Campbell and I agree with kandiikane they are really comfy.
Crime / Re: Three "one Chance" Suspects Mobbed In Abuja (warning: Pictures Too Detailed)! by kemmeye: 8:54pm On Aug 07, 2012
Nigerians are savages. They could have dealt with the situation better but noooo they have to spill blood. Those people who took justice into their hands have probably done worse and yet they beat those men to death. Animals!!
Jokes Etc / How To Stop Jehovah's Witnesses From Knocking On Your Door by kemmeye: 7:48pm On Jul 25, 2012
smiley wink

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Romance / Re: Why I Was Suspended From School by kemmeye: 2:53pm On Jun 04, 2012
Mynd_44:
Of cause it is not logical, it is a dream


Hahahahahaha
Romance / Re: Why I Was Suspended From School by kemmeye: 11:42pm On Jun 03, 2012
Harbioollah:

what abt wen He's nt around...

@greedie..waddu u mean by dat?

Even if he's not around you'll always have that feeling of "what if he enters or someone else enters"
Besides your professor's office is not predictable and you know that. Its just not logical
Health / Re: Omg A Virgin With Hiv Aidz. Imagine by kemmeye: 11:40pm On Jun 03, 2012
sigh *facepalm*
Romance / Re: Why I Was Suspended From School by kemmeye: 11:26pm On Jun 03, 2012
Harbioollah:
How can u b so sure??
Come on it's your professor's office. Its almost like trying to have sex in your dad's room. Its way out of your comfort zone.
Romance / Re: The Gay Epidemic by kemmeye: 11:10pm On Jun 03, 2012
Everyone has a right to love and should be allowed to. I have gay friends who think they are being judged harshly and i got to say thats very true. My opinion is if they are not hurting you in anyway they should be left alone.

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Romance / Re: Why I Was Suspended From School by kemmeye: 10:54pm On Jun 03, 2012
yeah this ain't true because no student would go into a lecturers office and want to even stay there for one second not to talk of effing in there.
Romance / Re: The Mindset Of Some Nigerian Girls! by kemmeye: 10:50pm On Jun 03, 2012
are you sure she's nigerian if she is then her cranial cavity must be filled with water. a correct nigerian girl knows to talk to strangers you never know what you might get. They don't pass up any opportunity.

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Politics / Re: Jonathan Declares Three Days National Mourning For Plane Crash Victims by kemmeye: 10:30pm On Jun 03, 2012
How will a three day mourning ceremony help the situation. What has happened has happened and you can't get the lost lives back. Instead of flying the useless flag maybe he should focus on the problems at hand. I bet there are more planes in nigeria in worse conditions than the one that just crashed. The boko haram problem that we have been facing since God knows when all he wants to do about it is talk to them wtf. I bet they are laughing their as.ses off right now. if he can't handle it he should step down. Too many lives have been lost these past few years its not even funny anymore. Finally i used to think Nigerians were hard core not passive we are the kind of people who get what we want but when a group of camel smelling idiots kill your family yout say its going to be alright wtf its never going to be alright until you actually do something.F0ck even most of the pastors who ask you to pray to God to send "Fire" to your enemies are thieves and frauds why do you keep listening to them for crying out loud. As for jonathan even obasanjo's regime was not this bad the f0ck is going on.

My heart really goes out to these people because heaven knows it could have been me.
Jokes Etc / Lol!!! by kemmeye: 2:48pm On May 24, 2012
i think its pretty funny

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Romance / Re: Guyz Can YOU Date or marry A Girl Who Smokes Weed Or Cigarettes??? by kemmeye: 12:35pm On May 24, 2012
damn it I just puked in my mouth. The picture of the other girl in the background with yellow leggings like wtf
Romance / Re: Why Use The "I LOVE YOU" Word???? by kemmeye: 12:29pm On May 24, 2012
majour: I wont say ladies are wicked cus that wud sound cruel nd unwise, but u see things everyday that makes u doubt ur view on them. I hav this friend ryt na who is literally in pains nd heartbroken cus he caught the love of his lyf as he calls her blabing with her friends dat he is a fool nd dat she would suck in dry[money i mean] nd dat she doesnt love him unknowing to her dat d suppose mugu was standn at d door intending to visit his teddy bear nd sugar plumpy i pity him nw bt wat can i do, bt u see, dis lady throws this "I LOVE YOU" word flawlessly wen their together. So ladies why date a guy wen u know u dnt love him why not just let him be? Beats me



TF was that??
Webmasters / Re: I Got An INCREDIBLE Price Offer To Build A Scam Site, Am Confused! Should I? by kemmeye: 11:14pm On May 23, 2012
if you do the crime buddy you will do the time
Food / Re: Wierd Things Found In Food by kemmeye: 8:18pm On May 23, 2012
Diakpa: I was eating bread this morning, and i saw cockroach leg in it. I was very shocked and angry, that i had to abandon the bread. The incidence took my mind back to about 2 or 3 years ago, where i found cockroach egg in one of my favourite malt drinks. This got me questioning 'is it just me, or does it happen to others too?'
Please share ur experience(s) on finding strange things in ur foods and drinks.
N.B.: Do not include brand names, cos i don't want to be accused of killing any brand.


Ewww thats just f0cking nasty

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