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Fashion / Re: Please Heeeeeeeelp! by kemmeye: 8:32pm On Mar 01, 2012
hahahahahhahahaha i dont mean to laugh but i don't know why a guy would want to relax his hair in the first place. The only solution i know would be to use rogaine or other products that help regrow hair now the bad thing is that these products cause impotency. so would you rather be bald and get your action on or would you rather have long flowy hair and not be able to get it up when you need to? your choice
Romance / Re: My Boss Grounddaugther And I by kemmeye: 6:54pm On Feb 23, 2012
oh f0ck me sideways. this is bullsh-it. @poster are you a carpenter?
Business / Re: Can A Nigerian Become A Billionaire Without Patronizing Corruption Or Politics? by kemmeye: 6:42pm On Feb 23, 2012
newp once the corrupt fing government sees that ure making money they'll try to but different types of ban and sh.it and you are makiking it from outside the country useless tariffs that make no sense but you never know what can happen
Crime / Re: Lion On Rampage, Kills Two In Yobe by kemmeye: 6:38pm On Feb 21, 2012
hmmm they mut have really been hungry 30 livestock. damn
Family / Re: My Wife Beats Me Up, Husband Tells Court by kemmeye: 6:36pm On Feb 21, 2012
f0cking wimp
Romance / Re: God i need you more by kemmeye: 6:15pm On Feb 21, 2012
good luck
Romance / Re: How Long Can You Cope With A Loveless Relationship: by kemmeye: 6:11pm On Feb 21, 2012
~Killz~:

That's just plain Dumb!. . . 5yrs? Are you that ugly that no one else wants you?


hahaha apparently
Romance / Re: True Facts About Virgins by kemmeye: 6:11pm On Feb 21, 2012
number 8 might lead to ra[i]p[/i]e
Religion / Re: Lagos Shuts Down Lord’s Chosen, 6 Other Churches by kemmeye: 6:08pm On Feb 21, 2012
omg are you kidding this is the best thing that has ever happened in a long time.
Education / Re: Covenant University Fuel-less Car Unvail! by kemmeye: 6:05pm On Feb 21, 2012
wtf is that piece of crap.
Fashion / Re: Nigerian Tailors And Their Wahala! by kemmeye: 11:40pm On Feb 15, 2012
well they always manage by one means or another to ruin a perfectly good dress
Romance / Re: Why Do Girls Pull This Tricks? by kemmeye: 11:33pm On Feb 15, 2012
*sigh* another nollywood flick
Celebrities / Re: Catholic League Blast Nicki Minaj's Grammy Performance by kemmeye: 11:23pm On Feb 15, 2012
as a catholic really im not even pissed at her cuz she's obviously an attention Wh.ore they should not have answered her in the first place she's not even worth a dead man's decaying di.ck
Romance / Re: How Can I Convince Her That Lesbianism Is Wrong? by kemmeye: 11:05pm On Feb 14, 2012
well i believe a real lesbian would not go sleep with a man in the first um it doesnt work like that but you cant change her if she's attracted to women well then she is its ok to be attracted to the same sex in this world we now live in
Romance / Re: Worst Val-day Everrrrrrrrrr I'm In Tears by kemmeye: 6:19pm On Feb 14, 2012
awwwww sorry maybe next year
Romance / Re: I'll Tear Them Apart! by kemmeye: 5:33am On Feb 11, 2012
ok i understand peter but which one is henry again now. undecided undecided
Romance / Re: Could It Be She's Fade Up? by kemmeye: 5:26am On Feb 11, 2012
egbeman1:

Meet this chick on fb late dec 2011,demaned for her pin n she gave me.We pinged,and i did most of the calls initialy,later she took over and did most of the callings.She called me like mininimum of 1hr daily.We met for the 1st and last tym Jan this year.We had fun dat day,romanced but no sex,cos she claimed to be a virgin.The calls lingered and we had several ups n dwns until she became broke and couldn't call frequently.Assu called off the strike she went bck to skl,but still didn't call me often.I wnt to skl for my registration last week and called to see her,but she said dat she was outside the school and can't see me.I was upset and insulted her on bbm,i even said the worst ting she hate to hear.I later apologizd and begged her to call me,but she didn't.

We'v met just once.A friend suggested dat she's fade up.But i still want to seek ur opinions first.

Wat do u tink guys?


this is just stoopid i mean come on really dude didnt you feel like an idi[i]o[/i]t when you were writing this
Romance / Re: If I?. by kemmeye: 10:19pm On Feb 09, 2012
well ure a pervert for one i mean come on really ure not thinking right if you think this is the only way you can marry her. ure weird man
TV/Movies / Re: Top 10 Pirated Movies In The World by kemmeye: 4:30pm On Feb 08, 2012
denzel2009:

I take it you haven't eaten cat suya before cool


omg who does that embarassed
TV/Movies / Re: Top 10 Pirated Movies In The World by kemmeye: 4:23pm On Feb 08, 2012
denzel2009:

There are so many ways to skin a cat!



shocked shocked shocked cry cry why would you possibly want to skin a cat
Health / Re: Why Do People Bleach Their Skin. by kemmeye: 4:15pm On Feb 08, 2012
so regular people can puke everytime they pass them by
Phones / Re: How Much Can You Pay For This Phone? by kemmeye: 4:13pm On Feb 08, 2012
Koolking:

Uncomfortably expensive. Does the phone save lives? What happen if it stolen? Can it find itself back to the owner? smh



yelz of course a phone like that better come witha pair of limbs
Romance / Re: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! by kemmeye: 4:07pm On Feb 08, 2012
Ralphjoe:

Helo baby, you reminds me of my dead girlfriend.*** hey, excuse me i have a dirty short gun in my pant, please if you don't mind, can i shoot you?***pssss pssss, hi, how are you doing, you know what girl, me and you go good 2geda like a coke & buns.


hmmm no offense but it sounds kinda fake to me
Romance / Re: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! by kemmeye: 4:03pm On Feb 08, 2012
princefunm:

Interesting indeed! I can see that! undecided



hehehehe lwkmd ohh
Celebrities / Re: Alhaji Dantata, Chairman Of Dantata & Sawoe Construction Company is dead by kemmeye: 4:00pm On Feb 08, 2012
pro01:

Did you Poo your brains outta your anus? There's no doubt you'd die before him.

Anyways @ Topic, there goes a true Patriarch and a trailblazer in Nigeria's business firmament. . .if only money could keep death away. R.I.P.



y dont you go f0ck yourself. im expressing my own opinion abi what is your own now
Jokes Etc / Re: Student Who Obtained 0% In An Exam by kemmeye: 2:39am On Feb 08, 2012
good one
Politics / Re: I Will Defend Nigeria's Unity With My Blood" - David Mark by kemmeye: 1:59am On Feb 08, 2012
yeah like another dead body means anything

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