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Fashion / Re: Please Heeeeeeeelp! by kemmeye: 8:32pm On Mar 01, 2012 |
hahahahahhahahaha i dont mean to laugh but i don't know why a guy would want to relax his hair in the first place. The only solution i know would be to use rogaine or other products that help regrow hair now the bad thing is that these products cause impotency. so would you rather be bald and get your action on or would you rather have long flowy hair and not be able to get it up when you need to? your choice |
Romance / Re: My Boss Grounddaugther And I by kemmeye: 6:54pm On Feb 23, 2012 |
oh f0ck me sideways. this is bullsh-it. @poster are you a carpenter? |
Business / Re: Can A Nigerian Become A Billionaire Without Patronizing Corruption Or Politics? by kemmeye: 6:42pm On Feb 23, 2012 |
newp once the corrupt fing government sees that ure making money they'll try to but different types of ban and sh.it and you are makiking it from outside the country useless tariffs that make no sense but you never know what can happen |
Crime / Re: Lion On Rampage, Kills Two In Yobe by kemmeye: 6:38pm On Feb 21, 2012 |
hmmm they mut have really been hungry 30 livestock. damn |
Family / Re: My Wife Beats Me Up, Husband Tells Court by kemmeye: 6:36pm On Feb 21, 2012 |
f0cking wimp |
Romance / Re: God i need you more by kemmeye: 6:15pm On Feb 21, 2012 |
good luck |
Romance / Re: How Long Can You Cope With A Loveless Relationship: by kemmeye: 6:11pm On Feb 21, 2012 |
~Killz~: hahaha apparently |
Romance / Re: True Facts About Virgins by kemmeye: 6:11pm On Feb 21, 2012 |
number 8 might lead to ra[i]p[/i]e |
Religion / Re: Lagos Shuts Down Lord’s Chosen, 6 Other Churches by kemmeye: 6:08pm On Feb 21, 2012 |
omg are you kidding this is the best thing that has ever happened in a long time. |
Education / Re: Covenant University Fuel-less Car Unvail! by kemmeye: 6:05pm On Feb 21, 2012 |
wtf is that piece of crap. |
Fashion / Re: Nigerian Tailors And Their Wahala! by kemmeye: 11:40pm On Feb 15, 2012 |
well they always manage by one means or another to ruin a perfectly good dress |
Romance / Re: Why Do Girls Pull This Tricks? by kemmeye: 11:33pm On Feb 15, 2012 |
*sigh* another nollywood flick |
Celebrities / Re: Catholic League Blast Nicki Minaj's Grammy Performance by kemmeye: 11:23pm On Feb 15, 2012 |
as a catholic really im not even pissed at her cuz she's obviously an attention Wh.ore they should not have answered her in the first place she's not even worth a dead man's decaying di.ck |
Romance / Re: How Can I Convince Her That Lesbianism Is Wrong? by kemmeye: 11:05pm On Feb 14, 2012 |
well i believe a real lesbian would not go sleep with a man in the first um it doesnt work like that but you cant change her if she's attracted to women well then she is its ok to be attracted to the same sex in this world we now live in |
Romance / Re: Worst Val-day Everrrrrrrrrr I'm In Tears by kemmeye: 6:19pm On Feb 14, 2012 |
awwwww sorry maybe next year |
Romance / Re: I'll Tear Them Apart! by kemmeye: 5:33am On Feb 11, 2012 |
ok i understand peter but which one is henry again now. |
Romance / Re: Could It Be She's Fade Up? by kemmeye: 5:26am On Feb 11, 2012 |
egbeman1: this is just stoopid i mean come on really dude didnt you feel like an idi[i]o[/i]t when you were writing this |
Romance / Re: If I?. by kemmeye: 10:19pm On Feb 09, 2012 |
well ure a pervert for one i mean come on really ure not thinking right if you think this is the only way you can marry her. ure weird man |
TV/Movies / Re: Top 10 Pirated Movies In The World by kemmeye: 4:30pm On Feb 08, 2012 |
denzel2009: omg who does that |
TV/Movies / Re: Top 10 Pirated Movies In The World by kemmeye: 4:23pm On Feb 08, 2012 |
denzel2009: why would you possibly want to skin a cat |
Health / Re: Why Do People Bleach Their Skin. by kemmeye: 4:15pm On Feb 08, 2012 |
so regular people can puke everytime they pass them by |
Phones / Re: How Much Can You Pay For This Phone? by kemmeye: 4:13pm On Feb 08, 2012 |
Koolking: yelz of course a phone like that better come witha pair of limbs |
Romance / Re: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! by kemmeye: 4:07pm On Feb 08, 2012 |
Ralphjoe: hmmm no offense but it sounds kinda fake to me |
Romance / Re: Worst Pick-up Lines. Ever! by kemmeye: 4:03pm On Feb 08, 2012 |
princefunm: hehehehe lwkmd ohh |
Celebrities / Re: Alhaji Dantata, Chairman Of Dantata & Sawoe Construction Company is dead by kemmeye: 4:00pm On Feb 08, 2012 |
pro01: y dont you go f0ck yourself. im expressing my own opinion abi what is your own now |
Jokes Etc / Re: Student Who Obtained 0% In An Exam by kemmeye: 2:39am On Feb 08, 2012 |
good one |
Politics / Re: I Will Defend Nigeria's Unity With My Blood" - David Mark by kemmeye: 1:59am On Feb 08, 2012 |
yeah like another dead body means anything |
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