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[quote author=BigSarah post=67945957]Asset Over Liability Anytime Anyday

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Please Nairalanders I need Your Help With IT/SIWES Placement

Course: Microbiology
Location :Lagos
Duration : 3months

Can't stop �

Alex please go and learn how to dress classily

Some of our politicians are clueless

PassingShot:
This woman has lost all credibility most discerning Nigerians had for her.

A Finance Minister under whose watch the economy was looted dry but could not take the honourable path out.

She watched on as waivers upon waivers for import duties were signed off by the Ineffectual Buffoon.

She watched as GEj and his gang of thieves looted the treasury till they started borrowing to pay salaries; she only found her voice when it was too late.

If there was any honour in her, she would have resigned long long ago before they were kicked out.

Very unpatriotic woman!

Oya patriotic niqqa.. Go and serve nah..

guyla:
Pls let's not forget that Collins dumped her first when her sex scene with Miracle was aired few weeks back
Besides they stayed together Long enough to fall in love
Blame big brother and not Nina

So are yhu tryna justify her actions?

tracyberry:
lol eeeeeya well i don't think nina did something bad, if i was in her i would do the same thing cause miracle is cute, calm, sexy and now a rich dude baby.

See your reasons.. God have mercy on yhu

AyamConfidence:
I just knew there had to be more to all those logos

Very informative o.p

Weldone.....finally we can read good things on f.p not BBN shiït

I'm telling yhu

KushyKush:
Alex is nothing but a dirty, immature incoming prostitute.

You will understand this if you follow the show. Her dance styles shows how much of a professional stripper she is.

I can't imagine any guy in his right mind leaving a girl with potentials for a dirty, no talent, razz, striping related thing like Alex.

She never marry she dirty like pig and she no dey wear bra, imagine when she gets married... Marriage is much more than shaking bumbum

Guy why yhu dey beef am like this?

generaliy:
1. Aquatic spirits: These ones will make an ocean out of any meal, one cup of rice is to 25 litre of water, literally, they don't make Eba, they do "swimming cassava flakes".

2. Dead Sea: They have a covenant with salt, no living thing can survive if dropped in their pot of soup, Dangote salt recognises them yearly, they make the market boom.

3. Loud sounding cymbals: All noise and no substance, you can perceive the aroma of their foods from the Nigerian-Cameroon border, but that's where it ends, the taste will spoil your day and ruin your appetite.

4. Mixed culture: They are professional mixologists, they'll combine ancient Egyptian spices with local spices from the Nok culture, then garnish with ginger, garlic, tumeric, and all sorts of funny tasting blends, we should call them science students!

5. Silencers : These type can survive in any Nigerian private university hostel, Covenant, Babcock, Crawford, etc. Guess why? You never perceive anything, their meals are aroma non-compliant.

6. Kitchen imbeciles: May you never be unfortunate enough to meet one, their mama never allowed them in the kitchen once, they just stare confusingly, they can add okro to noodles, no kidding.

7. Credit thrift and loans: They're mostly from the south south, their meals leaves your account balance weeping uncontrollably, they can never manage, all sorts of animals must attend every pot session, with such ladies, you'll be "having the form of wealthiness but deny the power thereof!"

8. Village witches: Poverty is sunk deeply in their system, they are high performers with meals below 500 naira, they make local meals well, locust bean is their destiny partner, bitter leaf is always on the menu!

9. Cacophony of confusion: Just pity your unborn kids even if you're considering them for other purposes, they can add the oddest food combos, yam and rice, jollof rice and pettered beans, 24 vegetable varieties in one pot, lets not go on.

10. Wife materials(1,523,456 yards, quality Korean fabrics). They are high performers under any situation, they can make meals with 100 naira as well as 20,000 naira, food so perfect you think Angels supply their recipes, if you see one, cleave to her, even if she's the bone of your flesh!

Caveat: Advise taken at readers' risk, the writer is NOT liable for any inconveniences that may arise as a result of applying this piece, thank you.

Very funny piece buh true

jesse8048:
Advertising the young pretending you're addressing an issue. Everything now is politics.

Couldn't answer the question he was asked

OMG.. See car oo

NwaChibuzor13:
Person wey insult bb naija na God go punish am. If you like call am devilish show, you just dey deceive yourself. Its easier to blow and make it with devil things than religious things. Secular musicians dey make am pass gosple musicians. Please tell me how many bible quiz competitors don blow compared to _pornstars. Between Pharoah whos was a king and had access to fresh egyptian punns, wealth , luxury and moses who make am for life pass that year?
. Its high time una stopped obfuscating the numerous benefits of this show.

You won't be quick to see their daily mental challenge games or their educative live plays. Or the life lessons you can learn from their gossips or torrid pasts. The the salacious side of it una go use judge the whole program.

Anyway. #Rico for the money.

Bro abeg where dem dey play the mental challenge games and educative live plays

They look good..

nwadiuko1:
some of the so called virgins are claiming the tag just because they have a Hymen blocking the access road of their vj.....but they have sucked prick, their breasts have been sucked, they have done all sort of things apart from the triumphant entry......... my dear all na the same.
virgin or not......just be good character wise, that alone is okay for any realistic man

Correct bro..

duroc:
My two girlfriend are... Seen and confirmed. Just don't know which one to marry. Both 24yrs old... The place block die like Manchester United defence.

Manchester united defence nok block anything

Beautiful people

Enjoy!!

Enjoy.. Flaunting a bag that costs nothing less that 11grands

My problem with the guy that recorded this video is that he used a Nokia C2 .. If he'd seen where they steal our money by our so-called politicians.. He wouldn't have recorded it..

She'll be the one to foot the bill nih

oshe11:
SEE AS EVERYONE IS REACTING LIKE BANKY W NOT BEING MARRIED WAS THE BIGGEST PROBLEM IN NIGERIA...



WE ARE TALKING OF A MISSING PRESIDENT AND A FAILED COUNTRY AND THEY ARE TALKING RUBBISH....


BANKY'S ENGAGEMENT IS COOL BUT THE REACTION IS BECOMING UNBECOMABLE....


WHAT ARE THEY TRYING TO TRY...


THIS ISSUE JUST DEY COVER THE FACT THAT BUHARI WAS ABSENT TODAY "AGAIN"


AYAMU TIRED OF ALL THESE YEYEBRITIES THAT WANNA USE EVERY MEANS AND NEWS TO BECOME RELEVANT......



SHIOOOOORRRR.....



DAYYYYUUUUUUMMMMMM........

Abeg leave them jhoor. .so happy for them..wetn missing president dey help yhu door Naija. .when im dey around, wetn be im impact

Caricature:
All these list of THIS and twenty ways of THAT, are just plain silly. Some of you who write these lists or ways have never seen the underwear of a woman much less talk about a relationship with one.

No..come and show me the diamond in her coochie. .Rubbish

Donjazzy12:
At 41 no husband, no kids, her title is slay queen! Rita you see how chronic lesbianism has destroyed your life. Keep lying and claiming you have not met the right man but you have been meeting countless right women. The girls you introduced into this evil act and destroyed their destiny will haunt you for the rest of your life.

hmm..let's be mindful of what we say here

jagbajantus:
I agree 100% with you.
Same thing I was asking. Did he buy those boats with his own personal money? I doubt it. The thread originator used a very misleading caption.
Back to JOURNALISM 101 class - You cannot use the word "donate" for something purchased with public money or funds from the state coffers and given by one branch of government to another branch. It constitutes an oxymoron to use the word "donate or donates" in this instance.
To give or allocate something purchased with the tax-payers money cannot and should not be ascribed as a "donation" by the governor.

so wots the correct thing to say?

Governor WINE :PGovernor WINE

Emmyk:
With all these discouraging reviews above, no way I'm gonna waste my mb.

My g the comment no dey encouraging at all. .I no dey download again

They should please help us nah..This 3.2GB wey we still dey flex

I really need to see the house that they will build with #24 billion..

The gown am seeing in that pix is not pink oo

The man is really working..Obiano 2017