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FamilyRe: Unmarried Nairalanders: When Do You Plan To Settle Down ? by Kenmatt(m): 1:37pm On Aug 10, 2023
DenreleDave:
Well, for me, I plan to settle in the next 3 - 5 years if all goes to plan.. My aim is to have a good source of income and have something relevant that will sustain my family....

Meanwhile, I plan on getting married to petyprincess... There are no two ways abt it, it's petyprincess.... Na her current boyfriend i dey pity bcox Las las, na me go marry pety girl grin grin grin

But if pety no work, then amatarasha is my 2nd in waiting... cheesy grin grin cheesy


Oya tell us your own abeg
I thought it was a serious topic but as I opened and went through your day dreaming, I regretted why I opened the thread.
Car TalkRe: Nigerian Man Quarrels With Pump Attendant For Filling Up His Fuel Tank (Video) by Kenmatt(m):
It might still be a format by that old man, knowing fully well that kind hearted once around the Corner or the manager might ask him to go.
PoliticsRe: Group Commends Akpabio For Disclosing Senators' Recess Allowance On Live TV by Kenmatt(m): 7:11am On Aug 10, 2023
No body should commend him for that because he let the Cat out of the bag with no intention.

When he realised, didn't you get notice of how he played on his intelligence and not ours by diverting the talk to deceive himself to believe that he was making prayers for them.
PoliticsRe: Cooking Gas Price To Rise Next Week by Kenmatt(m): 7:08am On Aug 10, 2023
I've seen it, this Man just want to finish us kpatakpata!!!

I use to support him but I'm no more in support of him.


If they like, let them sell 1kg 2k, we will still buy it.

Children of God must be soaring higher.
RomanceRe: Nigerian Man Proposes To His Pretty Oyinbo Girlfriend (Pic/Video) by Kenmatt(m): 5:00pm On Aug 09, 2023
slawomir:
Damnnn niggar
Na wa for all of una
All of una just dey marry them

He sharp .....now una start am
Make una complain later
Women way everybody dey manage....he reach una turn una just dey privatise them

Why you go just dey lament like this every now and then?
RomanceRe: Nigerian Man Proposes To His Pretty Oyinbo Girlfriend (Pic/Video) by Kenmatt(m): 4:58pm On Aug 09, 2023
"Pretty" in deed.
RomanceRe: What You Don't Know About Moaning During Sex by Kenmatt(m): 6:30pm On Aug 08, 2023
OtuologyProf:
when I hear people say most moanings are faked, I can't help but laugh because that's exactly what some ladies want you to believe. They want you to continue guessing about their sexual satisfaction. But I'm here to demystify all that.

When most people go under a shower, they tend to shout a bit as the water rushes on the head. Some will want to by pass that shout by first putting their belly under the shower, before they could throw in their whole body. But even at that, some decibels of sound can still be recordedgrin

That your girl isn't loud, doesn't mean she isn't moaning, even with the mouth closed. If you really have sharp ears, during sex, you will hear a whistling sound like that of a dog, Or bring a standard measurement for sound, it will surely measure some decibels of sound.

Loud moaning is just an expression which doesn't mean 'fake', just as shouting under a shower, so never you make that mistake that prostitutes fake moaning to make you cum fast, because prostitutes are normal human beings like you who just take advantage of your cash to enjoy sex.

Prof itid Ukwu
Dean, faculty of Otuology
Proff you failed on this one.

There are some moaning that are absolutely fake.

I don't just like talking my sex life on a Public forum just to gather "likes and share".
EducationRe: Sexual Harassment From Lecturer by Kenmatt(m): 10:55am On Aug 08, 2023
Jestin:
Any lecturer that will disturb my daughter sexually in the future, I will take my cult boys and monitor his flogging myself. Yansh must bleed
Small Children are many on this forum.
PoliticsRe: Niger; Why Not The President Send Asari Boys? by Kenmatt(op): 9:39am On Aug 08, 2023
orisa37:
ASARI CAN GO THERE TOFIGHTWAGNER AND THE JUNTA. AND COME BACK TO EARN HIS REWARD.
Shebi? Since Wagner is a Private Military Company in Russia just as his' is also a Private Military Outfit in Nigeria.

Do they both have similar mission?
PoliticsRe: Niger; Why Not The President Send Asari Boys? by Kenmatt(op): 8:44am On Aug 08, 2023
muykem:
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. ESN will be better.
I am not in defence of ESN but they never made mention of aid to Tinubu like Asari did when showcasing his Private Military Men.

In this time that almost all the Nigerians are crying that the Present should not send our Military men in the name of ECOWAS to Niger.
PoliticsRe: Niger; Why Not The President Send Asari Boys? by Kenmatt(op): 8:12am On Aug 08, 2023
Ola9ja23:
Why not sending Nnamdi Kanu boys that have been killing their brothers
I think ESN would be good for this

We have not seen Asari boys killing anyone
But they said they are ready to work for the President any time.

Did you not see the Photos then?

The trained Private Military Big Boys.
PoliticsNiger; Why Not The President Send Asari Boys? by Kenmatt(op): 7:43am On Aug 08, 2023
Greetings to you all.

Since this issue is giving almost all the Nigerians serious headache, while not quite long time ago, Asari Dokubo was not just willing but also readily available to support the President with his Private Military Troops.

Is it not the right time for President Bola Ahmed Tinubu to call on Asari, as the right time just occurred for him to help out with his trained Militia in time like this in Niger?
PoliticsRe: Biafra: Sit-at-home Is Dead, Buried – Nnamdi Kanu by Kenmatt(m): 8:42pm On Aug 07, 2023
Kanu is intelligent however, he has seen that the People of South East are now getting fed up with the whole thing.

That if he continues, the "legitimacy" is vanishing little by little and the whole thing will be subjected to caricature.
PoliticsRe: Niger: Tinubu Convenes Extraordinary ECOWAS Summit by Kenmatt(m): 5:43pm On Aug 07, 2023
Tinubu should go and have a sit.

Niger don't give a damn

Gone are the days when they say; "the worst democracy is better than the best military".
SportsRe: Fifa Women's World Cup 2023: Caption This Photo by Kenmatt(m): 5:09pm On Aug 07, 2023
Olachase:
i think they need to check some of you people's brain, what is igbo amaka on this now? or did you see igbo logo on those lady's badge

you are an idiot by the corner grin grin grin
Why the "Igbo amaka come dey pain you nah?"
PoliticsRe: Coup Plotters Deny Abdulsalami, Sultan Entry, ‘discussed’ At Airport by Kenmatt(m): 9:47am On Aug 06, 2023
Nigeriens are dead serious on what they are doing.

No atom.of religious sentiments that can deter them.

Politics is a serious business and the Nigeriens are feed up with the "criminalise* democracy and want the benevolent military.
Christianity EtcRe: The Interesting Experiences I Had When I Was A Boy by Kenmatt(m): 9:39am On Aug 06, 2023
You are not talking out of experience.

You were taken to Church as a child, and continued till teen and much more.

You never had the opportunity to check mate others after which you would be able to fish out the best for you.

They say the prove of the pudding is in the eating.

Going to Church and taking part in its activities has nothing to do with God. Thus; "Go you for you do the work without doing the word"

Church and God are like two parallel line that can never meet.

The bottom line is, have a cordial relationship with God the creator, it doesn't count the group you follow.

His ways are not our ways. He doesn't see the manner we do.

It's a personal thing.
PoliticsRe: How Nigeria ‘lost’ Hundreds Of Generals To Early Retirement by Kenmatt(m): 8:25am On Aug 06, 2023
I did not go through the detailed article but going by the big story and the Nigeria vs Niger saga which must have prompted this write up, do we really need these men that has grown old in muscle but claim to be rich in experience?

Today's World war has nothing to do with machine guns, AKs, tactics, experiences with out the possession of Missiles, anti- missiles, Weapons of mass destruction, chemicals and devices that can fly very high and travel very far to lunch disasters in enemies abode which Nigeria do not have at the moment.
PoliticsRe: Senators Reject Tinubu's Request For Military Intervention In Niger by Kenmatt(m): 3:55pm On Aug 05, 2023
It's a time I told you all why President Tinubu is hell-bent in Niger.

He knows that if such continue, such might happen here in Nigeria, knowing very well that the people are tired of notorious administration and the diabolism that associates Nigeria electoral process.
RomanceRe: Deleted. by Kenmatt(m): 3:41pm On Aug 05, 2023
meobizy:
[color=#FFFFFF]kobojunkie.[/color]
I honestly don’t understand. It’s not like he’s a soldier. Every day, press ups, sit-ups, pull-ups and running. Is there something I should know? I’ve told him to stop or take breaks repeatedly. He doesn’t listen. I cannot come and kill myself. It seems I should look elsewhere.
Lol.

All na because of you nah

He thinks it's g'nna give him the strength and stamina to be pounding you day and night.
Christianity EtcRe: Pope Tells Transgender Person: 'God Loves Us As We Are' by Kenmatt(m): 3:29pm On Aug 05, 2023
But God loves us all.

Both the saints and the sinnners.
TravelRe: UK Announces New Visa Application Centre In Port Harcourt by Kenmatt(m): 3:14pm On Aug 05, 2023
Japa no too dey for our mind as e dey for Lagos people mind.

Every young Pal in PH wants to Cash-out or work in Oil or Oil related firm.
FashionRe: Nigerian Man, His Oyibo Wife And Kids Dressed In Isiagu Attire by Kenmatt(m): 1:16pm On Aug 05, 2023
Those clothes fit the children though.

They look Igbotic however.
CelebritiesRe: 54-year-old Singer, Jennifer Lopez Causes Reactions With New Photo Of Herself... by Kenmatt(m): 8:05pm On Aug 04, 2023
blingxx:
@54 still craving for cheap attention undecided abegi, you still have to leave some things to the young ones
Being trendy is in the blood, forget the age.
PoliticsRe: ‘He’s Miracle-Working God’ – Festus Keyamo Reacts To Ministerial Nomination by Kenmatt(m): 8:02pm On Aug 04, 2023
Odewaleadesoye:
VANGUARD[/font]
To dey pack money no dey tire these men?
CelebritiesRe: 54-year-old Singer, Jennifer Lopez Causes Reactions With New Photo Of Herself... by Kenmatt(m): 4:23pm On Aug 04, 2023
blingxx:
This grandma should go and rest undecided
Pray to see 54 first.
PoliticsRe: Breaking News: List Of Slums In Nigeria by Kenmatt(m): 12:03pm On Aug 04, 2023
orohbirodeysmel:
Make I secure this land...Wahala go full this thread grin grin
There is nothing like "wahala"

Everyone knows that "No man's land" is a dirty zone, except very few places you can think of...
RomanceRe: Any Man Who Asks You 'what Can You Bring To The Table?' Does Not .......... by Kenmatt(m): 10:57am On Aug 04, 2023
Okey nah

So that we go dey enter into a "Parasitic affairs" in the name of Marriage.

You must state what you can bring to the Table if not "kitchen and the other room"

Even the Kitchen, most of them have zero know how of it .
Foreign AffairsRe: Largest Ethnic Groups In Niger Republic (Hausa 54%) by Kenmatt(m): 10:37am On Aug 04, 2023
No wonder Buhari was assisting them with Billion naira worth SUV to combat crime.

No wonder he was constructing Rail line down to Niger.

No wonder most of his infrastructural set up targeted Niger.

Even most fiscal policies we may or may not be aware of has a hit in Niger

No wonder billions of dollars' from power consumption was a debt from Niger.

The list may go on...
EducationRe: The Message University Of Liverpool Issued To Students Masturbating In Toilets by Kenmatt(m): 10:35am On Aug 04, 2023
seanwilliam:
Most nairalanders are guilty of this. But watch the hypocrisy 😀😀
I'm one among them.

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