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How the matter come end nah?

You no come update us again.

A thing like this never happened.

The theme is for the thing to trend.

I didn't read.

But going by the big story, this is mockery to the poor.

Non of you got the message.

Even if it's a Photoshop or real.

She was trying to let you all see how Virgin Mary covered all her body too, just like Muslim women do.

I didn't read 'cos I know it's all a lie.

wis3:
*Income
*Number of people you've slept with
*Toothbrush

But you kiss his or her mouth, lips and tongue 👅

I can never sleep with someone 's wife.

Except I didn't know, but the moment I know, I will draw the Cotton.

Do you guys know what?

Karma is real.

Most of the girls that sleep with married men don't actually have a choice or do it for fun but for fund.

Most of them end up not getting married or if they do, they hardly have a marriage to enjoy but to endure.

Should they do get married at last, their husbands will always be Sweet daddies for little girls out there.

It's a good one.


Let him read to expand his knowledge on international politics.

It's unfortunate.

May Wyatt's Soul rest in peace.

His character on stage I think I love it.

Similar to that of Undertaker.

May his Soul rest in peace.

I love to see his character on stage

Just like that of Undertaker.

Flangelo12:
E be like say na Chinyerecago University you attend.

Shit off!!!

Gift promotes love.

Please which Course did he study on the University?

From which year to which year?

Can he name five of his Course mate

Can he tell us one comic thing that has happened during lecture at his time in University.

What is the name of his HOD, VC and few others.

Where is Ezenwo Nyeso Wike?


Oya come and talk with a frog voice.

I didn't read.

But going by the top story, Bros you have to pay.

Should as you bought that Property, you want to demolish it to build a new Structure, would you have been getting worried about the bill?

Should as you bought that Property, and you find out that the previous person loaded more than 500k on the metre if it's pre paid, would you have been considering returning the metre to the person that sold the Property to you?

You would have also come here to claim that you bought the Property and it's entire feature, including metre, inter locked, painted walls and so on...

workchopNG:
I don't know if this is the right section for this topic, but then, since it's about relationship/friendship, I decided to post it here.

So, I read a rumour of how a young girl who scored 9 As in her WAEC result was poisoned to death. I can't confirm the authenticity of that story, but it took me to memory lane... Maybe, it was her best friend that poisoned her to death out of jealousy. That led me to create this thread.

Back to the topic. “It is better to be alone, than to be in bad company.” – George Washington.

I had my taste of a very bad friendship which lasted for more than 10 years. We met in school (higher institution). He approached me during my first few weeks in school, and we became friends.

He had some good sides, but the bad sides makes me question the good ones. We study and sit together during exam. We share answers codedly in hall, but I'm now thinking he might have been giving me the wrong answers while I was busy supplying him with the right ones.

All of this guy's effort was to have a better result than mine, and to make over 3.0 CGPA which he eventually succeeded at. There are times I could've gotten an A in some of my courses including a carryover, but this guy blocked it and have me got a C. I don't want to go into details.

Many things happened between us until few years ago when he referred me for a job, I got the job and was made the manager. The same company employed him a month later as a line manager. This is where he couldn't hide his true colour anymore and started being a thorn in my flesh in our work place.

Apparently he was pained that he referred me and I got a higher pay and position than he got. After many years of friendship, it was then I found out how dangerous that guy can be. I had to cut off that friendship few months into the job, and I'm never ready to have anything to do with that guy in my life again.

It's surprising how the same guy you dine with, drink with, party with, even travel to their hometown and sleep for days, has always been in competition with you without your knowledge. Such a person can kill out of jealousy.

We have to be careful of the kind of people we keep as friends. The funny thing is that I'm not even the best student while in school, why competing with me instead of the best students? Abi first class no dey sweet you Some people are perhaps and furthermore 😂🤣, even notwithstanding. 🤣😂😂

Una good morning o jare

I didn't read it all.

But I also had a share of these so called Wolves in Sheep's form.

I am a Property agent, there is a friend of mine, we were too close that we drink Beer 🍻 together, eat together, visit each other's house often, chill out with our friends both males and females, watch Football and all that.

He is also into the same business with me, one day he brought a Client that wanted to buy a Property, I showed him one which is very good, I took him to the owner of the Property, we all exchanged number, at the long run, his Client could not buy the same Property again due to few things beyond his control.

A year later, my Phone spoilt, I had a Client that wanted to buy this same Property, I called this my friend to send to me that Man 's number, this is the Man I took him to, that I can't trace his number due to my spoilt Phone, he still has the number, but till today he refused to send the number to me, so that I cannot do the business and make a fortune.

To the praise of God, I got the number from another source and I sold that Property. I didn't even want to tell him anything, any time he comes around me, I will pretend all is well while I made a reasonable sum of money from that transaction.

However , Sports unites...

RoadMozart:
Its plenty.... Na Jesus get the donkey?

Was donkey cheap back then?

Donkeys were for Royals.

Even till today, Horses🐎 command more prestige than lots more.

Samakus:
Come and make it let me see

It's a typical LIE!!!
He can still make it.
Stop having a negative set of mind young man.

banjicom:
Age is just a Number, at 90 years you can still buy a car if you are still alive. Buying a car is just a waste of time that is why God has given you your two legs remember it doesn’t use petrol. Even the almighty Jesus rode on a donkey into Jerusalem, where he was met by cheering crowds how much more an ordinary human like you. Let Jesus be your mentor!

I hope i have been able to motivate you today

Oh Bob!!!!

You made me laughed out soooo loud even as I was sipping my Vino Gano.

Dafresh:
I used to open my fridge in my shop to receive air without knowing I was harming my self it started with malaria I treated it then I started having cough. The only thing disturbing me now is cough
Can ulcer cause cough and catarrh

You use to open your Fridge to receive air!!!

"Bros abeg no vex, which Village you from?"

I didn't read.

But, him mouth na basket.

Governor Charles Chukwuma Solution.

The only hope of the Igbos to become Nigeria President.

My thumb is up for you.

I actually know you're a performer.

He was the one that made it so cool for you and I to deposit our money in Nigeria Bank and go home and sleep two eyes closed during his tenure as CBN Governor.

Again, my thumb is up for you!!!

This is a typical "Like Mother like Daughter"

Wike!!!

Abuja is not PH.

Where he will indirectly buy the whole land as he allegedly did in PH.

"Ikwerre man way wan come day buy land because Igbo people don buy their land finish"

I didn't read.

I don't like anything Ponzi, it's Rob Peter to pay Paul.

Any day Peter refuses to be robbed, it's all over!!!

I didn't

UIUX:
Most likely blessing the marriage with STDs.

Stop typing trash online.

That you are a carrier of STI doesn't mean that any other one out there carries STI just like you do.

This 07 is not 2008

Naso nah!

Who wan come dey make Law way them no dey carry out?

E no better to come dey carry out Law way them no even make?

This life no balance.

Wilson300:
Have I begged you for money before? big ass bitch what makes you thing I’m from a poor family like yours and broke like you?

You coming from a rich family doesn't mean you're rich.

Work on yours.

It's ours doesn't mean the same as it's mine.